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@FaerieWhings
@jauregui_wesley
@CardiCardibri
I feel the word "literally" is being used very wrong. Are you saying, that you physically cannot breathe with a mask? Literally is a word that is over used
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Marcus Rashford won Man Utd goal of the month for September... It was their only goal in September... It was a penalty. State of that fucking club 😂😂😂
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@sensiball123
@btsportfootball
This is your club after a 2-2 against West Brom btw. Stick to bin dipping you drip
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@RayleighKay
@PreacherWthAGun
@nobodylikeslee
A mother, sold her daughters sex tape, to gain momentum, and would probably sell her kids to stay relevant
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@ManCityKD
@ErlingRoIe
Calling each other “Gym Bros” is possibly the gayest thing I’ve read today
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@ArsenalMoh8
Moh, I appreciate your love and support of Wenger and Arsenal, but this is silly. The man has had on over £100m in wages. This is unnecessary. A statue and his legacy is enough
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@Sanchooo1O
@RealistYahz
@Sanchooo10
@Nike
@MarcusRashford
I swear there needs to be a test for people to be able to use Twitter 😂
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@nocontextfooty
I’d rather watch Villa v Southampton than Elche v Cádiz… That’s the difference
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@Rory_Talks_Ball
I just don’t even know what to say… Yet, other fanbases will just say “Cry” this is legitimate robbery
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@SkySports
1) Thiago
2) Partey
3) James
4) Gabriel
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169) Telles
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1902) Cavani
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@Leanne89860571
@RobcHailstone
It's fully warranted in my opinion, blood dogs don't make errors, neglectful parents do.
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Customer: "I've been waiting over an hour for my food"
Me: *Checks ticket* "No, you've been waiting 12 minutes"
@Bar_staff_probs
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@UselessDegen
@insultsrare
Not a single living person thinks that man has been to Neptune, other than you. Be embarrassed. Delete the tweet 😂😂😂
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@LisbethWallings
@fesshole
Wow. Thinks cash is only American 😂 we’ve had cash since before you were a country
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@Bar_staff_probs
knowing the sound the door makes when it opens and instantly thinking *FUCK OFF*
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@MessieSchmidt
@Xhakaed
Haha... So true. It's a 4% bottle of piss. Americans get drunk on Bud Light at 4.2% ABV Whilst we in the UK sit and drink Oranjeboom Super at 12% for breakfast
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@artsaheard
@realamberheard
You really picked the wrong celeb to simp... She will spend a long time in jail for the injustices she has delivered. Lying under oath on at least 3 times in court 😂😂 she is fuuuuuuucked
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@Stoney_Ground
@Qu_Tang_Clan
@StourbridgeFC
@chewie76
Hahaha... So riled about a joke 😂😂😂 alienate yourself for everyone's sake
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@92_foundation
@GNev2
The fact that you have paid for Twitter and called yourself Sheikh Jassim, makes you the biggest wanker on Twitter. Congrats. Super weird btw
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My wife has epilepsy and it doesn't stop her from being a qualified, paediatric nurse
#onbenefits
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@M_RY_7
@OfficialShots
😂😂😂😂 Imagine being this pressed at a friendly… Disabled people paying less… Are you saying disabled people can’t earn money? Or pay for tickets to a match that able bodied people can watch? Let’s hear it…
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@bumpchkin
@DrVader786
@leezaoats
You can't speak a sentence without shortening the English language... "Y'all" is just a lazy joke. Like most Americans. Enjoy your terrible excuse for a Nation... You can keep it
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@thfcnathann
@SpursOfficial
@nikefootball
To see Kane in a 3 year old kit, stood with a Golden boot that he offered his daughters life for... Yeah. Ain't ready. Hes finished
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@JamesArthur23
song is amazing... Very relatable... Fancy singing it at my wedding Saturday!? 😂
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@daniellaalonsy
@Jiji_Byte
@DeadlineDayLive
No one gives a fuck Daniella… Other than your family, that talk about you every second you aren’t in the room. Deep it. You let your family down
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@MichaelRohland7
@WallStreetSilv
Probably didn’t expect over a million cars to be on the road though did they?
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@josh48377884
@FrZ_julian
@BVBBuzz
How on earth would this be illegal? Tesco don't announce new contracts to their staff! A footballer is an employee... Protected by employee rights. Are you dumb?
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@washingtonpost
Guess how many stories like this we get in the UK where gun laws are a thing. When the hell will you lot learn
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@Lazrhog
@premierleague
He kissed his badge? Richarlison hit his period (0 goals for £60m btw), and wannabe Jay Cartwright wanted to act the biggun 😂 such a dead club
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@spyingcactus
@HouseofCommons
Pretty sure it means, get battered at home, you won't get any support... That's how it reads in my eyes
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@wernerstarCEO
@robertfcbm
@ftblmiguel
People that do care, reply with "No one cares" Chelsea fans are getting more retarded by the day. It's amazing to see
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@omafranisco
@DeputyLav
@Costimiller
@Liamreddi
@siuuuuuuuuuuuu1
@Phodge99
@hughwizzy
RedboxTV for Android and Firestick
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@victoriaw330
@therealbismah
Smart idea, but charging people who are job hunting is a bit backward 😂
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@CFCPerrY
@Phenomenalfavo2
@CiaranXVl
@ftblmiguel
4 years ago... When Chelsea finished 10th. When have we ever finished that low?
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@UtdFaithfuls
Well done? He got subbed off… He is no star boy at all 😂😂😂 if he was so good… He would have stayed on to help
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@Liberdade80
@fesshole
Jesus wept, you must have been one of the worst husbands on the planet for your Mrs to root a bloke on the M25 😂😂😂
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@coxy_jnr
@SkySportsNews
Marijuana is legal in the US in most states... It is not a performance enhancing drug, nor any type of steroid. Not all marijuana smokers are as you so eloquently put it... "stoners"
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@boyfromke
@Arsenal
@HectorBellerin
@Joewillock
@EmiratesFACup
Turn our notis off you plum. What final have you got to this year?
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@MarcoGrijalva7
@kiydye
@MrBeastYT
It's all fake... It's hilarious that there are so many top 4 😂 he literally contacted all of them
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