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kiss me where the sun don't shine, the past was yours, the future is mine. @ManCity @Raptors
Joined August 2015
Why are SHAKHTAR so excited to sell a player?.
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@ULTRAGLOSS As a brown person I just want to see two white people in the live action just like the animated one thank you.
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Remember when he arrived to training early now he’s chilling in NYC in the middle of the season.
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Manchester City will now have to pay Mendy all of his wages for the past 2.5 years.
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6 league titles in a 38 year career is absolutely hilarious.
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Just 3 months apart. One of the greatest hypocrites ever seen.
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@SpatelBTC @DailyLoud He will always more money than your entire ancestry and lineage put together.
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Should imitate him and try and get atleast 20 goals a season in England.
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For reference, last night they beat a team who’s 5 year transfer spend is less than Ronaldos one week wages.
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@ramonarturo711 @DiscussingFilm Ms marvel got 98% on RT. Was it the best marvel ever? Wasn’t even top 100.
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@Al0y6 @DiscussingFilm It might be a big issue in a country which has faced severe war and invasions before becoming free. Just because you think it’s minor doesn’t mean millions of Vietnamese people do.
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This guy knew Manchester City better than anyone. He started crying in a 2-2 draw 12 games before the end when Arsenal had a 5 point lead. He knew cos he’s been on the other side too many times.
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Would do bits for his legacy if he can take his Barca side to a league title. The one league title will mean more than everything won at Bayern.
🎥 Lewandowski’s backheel goal. 💭 I still can’t believe he pulled that off. Incredible goal.
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“Kevin De Bruyne is warming up…the whole country is shaking”
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Klopp knew
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City captain. City assist. City penalty save. City Golden boot,.
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Spurs best ever start to a season . Arsenal best ever start to a season . Top of the table - City.
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This is ACTUAL cheating. Literal actual open cheating.
🚨🚨🎙️| Ex-referee Mark Clattenburg: "Even in the Premier League, I still smile at the first time I came across Roy Keane." . "He screamed at us for a corner and I'm sure it was a goal kick but because he screamed at us so loudly, I gave a corner. I was that petrified of him."
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Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City . The most dominant, aesthetic and successful team in the history of England. • Unprecedented 100 points .• Highest goals scored .• Best Goal Difference .• Most Away wins .• Most consecutive wins in the league .• Most consecutive wins in
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Ruben man. I love him, believe it or not he came in and just changed the clubs mentality.
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I honestly give up. You can’t argue with brain damage.
Bruno/Rashford’s “offside” goal was not the first of its kind, but the media and rival will not tell you that!
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Has there ever been a player who’s the undisputed best in his position in the world with absolutely no competition like Rodri?.
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First loss in 7 months and they’re bringing this out 😭.
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You have made us so proud @BernardoCSilva
Very happy to have now signed for @ManCity !.I hope to make all the fans proud and together win many many titles.⚽️😃
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We live in a world where Erling Haaland cost less than Marc Cucurella by 13 million pounds.
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Paul Pogba hasn’t scored a goal at Old Trafford for TWO years. 90m footballer.
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First broke the world record for centre back . Then he broke the world record for a goalkeeper . Now he’s breaking the club record for a striker. He’s won only 1 league title in 7 seasons. 2/14 cups. Lost 3 European finals. With 50m players like Keita on the bench. Fraud.
BREAKING: Liverpool are ready to SMASH their transfer record as they open talks to sign £85m Darwin Nunez with Benfica | @DominicKing_DM
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City spend 33 million on Ederson .LFC spend 70 million on Allison . City spend 57 million on Laporte.LFC spend 75 million on Van Dijk. City spend 43 million on Bernardo .LFC spend 60 million on Keita . City win trophies.LFC don’t.
Edwards deserves so much praise. City spend 45 million on Mendy .LFC spend 8 million on Robertson . City spend 36 million on Gundogan.LFC spend 20 million on Wijnaldum . City spend 55 million on Mahrez .LFC spend 13 million on Shaqiri. Similar level players for 95 million less.
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Son “Dad, can you explain the Pep era?” . Dad “Let me show you, son”
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This guy was the darkest period in our history, worst defender ever
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If my club blew 140m on a guy who scored against my club twice in a hall of shame 8-2 Champions league semi final loss I would keep quiet about others clubs spending.
City is going to spend 55m on Marc Cucurella on the explicit request of Pep Guardiola. Insane.
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This is how that game ended
Arsenal's Arteta schooling Man City's Guardiola isn't talked about enough !
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“It was the harshest environment Madrid had faced in many years, a cauldron, a complete trap” - MARCA on the Etihad atmosphere against Madrid
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No treble without Jack Grealish. Simple as that.
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He’s the same player who’s won us this fixture last season. Shit happens. Legend Bernardo.
Bro wtf it this💀💀💀
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You’d think the club who enjoyed 13 league titles in 20 seasons would be okay with league domination.
Mark Goldbridge🗣️: "if you took Manchester City out of the PL, what a League it will be".
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The very next game we started Ruben Dias…the rest is THREEPEAT.
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A single goal by Sané in January is so iconic during a title race, that’s what a real rivalry and a real title race is. Ended with 1 point difference at 97 and 98 points. Meanwhile Arsenal lost 7-2 on aggregate to us and dropped points in 5 of the last 8 games after being top for.
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Brother was so pissed off he never lost a league title again to the point Klopp had to leave the country
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@DiscussingFilm It got worse reception cos everyone expected so much. Thor has been amazing MCU character.
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Manchester City are the first club in English history to :. • Hit 100 points .• Win the the domestic quadruple .• Win the European quadruple . Pep Guardiola’s ManCity are the greatest team in English history
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And the rest is comedy.
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Aguero fought with a cop to protect a city fan. He is more than a legend. He is our greatest ever. I will miss him so much.
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The most insane thing about Pep Guardiola’s ManCity is that they lost the Champions League final to Chelsea, ever since then they beat Chelsea 6 times in a row and went onto win not just the Champions League but the European Treble while threepeating the League. Mentality.
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@FreyvaRod @PopCrave @DrewBarrymoreTV Only on twitter. Which is a bunch of teenagers who amount to nothing and impact nothing.
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I can finally watch this and not give a shit
Champions league final 2021. Porto. Man City vs Chelsea Full match 🏆
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Manchester City, the nearly men.
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Manchester City are now being accused of not being able to film the AWAY END.
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Manchester City won all three of these in one season. What most clubs don’t win in over a century. Our domestic treble is one of the craziest things in football.
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Mancity 22/23 took both pills.
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Akanji at the back so awkward and can’t relate he only had to fight for one year 😭😭😭.
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Emmy Award for the best actor in a supporting role : Josep Guardiola Sala
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If we signed Nunez for 85m and Liverpool signed Haaland for 51m we would get laughed of the park.
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He’s the literal opposite of Mbappe.
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Pep literally beat SAF in a CL final while spending less than him 😭.
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Has any other player ever had this privilege? Wasn’t even a bystander in fact scored at every level and every stage
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Behind every successful ManCity manager is Brian Kidd
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Raheem Sterling has now won 5 major honours at Manchester City, since leaving Liverpool.
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Anyone who went to the Etihad in 22/23 or even watched games there on the TV without bias knows it was the scariest loudest and most menacing atmosphere in Europe. Our home record there speaks for itself. Scored 3+ goals there against Madrid, Bayern, Chelsea, United, Spurs,.
Josko Gvardiol: “The way #ManCity played at home [against RB Leipzig] and the atmosphere, it was just a different level.”
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Centurions. Domestic quadruple. Threepeat. Treble. This is the greatest team of all time. Broke every record in the toughest league in the world.
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The actual PLAYERS picked KDB but UtdTrey is using a VPN from Nigeria to cry about how Bruno was robbed 😭.
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Ruben Dias winning the PL player of the year was bigger news than Chelsea winning the Champions league.
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Apparently Pogba and Bruno BOTH voted for KDB to be PFA POTY. Classy 👏.
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10 years from now we will look back on this era and will not be able to digest that it actually happened.
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“ManCity have the best players thats why they win the league” . Also, . “Pep, Dias and Foden don’t deserve it, overrated players and manager”.
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When you win 7-2 and don’t give a fuck about some team that hasn’t won the league for 56 years
When the team you labelled "the Harry Kane team" win, but Harry Kane does not assist or score.
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It seems to me the Paddy Power admin might not like Manchester City
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I guarantee you Pep wins 13 league titles and 2 CLs in 26 years at ManCity.
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This a whole new world. I feel like I’m living a different life. We really won.
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Kevin De Bruyne in big games:. Liverpool: ⚽️⚽️⚽️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️.United: ⚽️⚽️⚽️🅰️🅰️🅰️.Chelsea: ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🅰️.Arsenal: ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🅰️🅰️.Spurs: ⚽️⚽️⚽️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️.Bayern: ⚽️⚽️⚽️🅰️🅰️🅰️.Dortmund: ⚽️⚽️⚽️🅰️🅰️.Barcelona: ⚽️.Madrid: ⚽️⚽️🅰️🅰️.Atletico: ⚽️.PSG: ⚽️⚽️⚽️.Inter: ⚽️⚽️🅰️🅰️.
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We recovered a +10 goal difference deficit against Liverpool in ONE WEEK.
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One of the most embarrassing dives in football history. Shocking by Mo Salah. Disgrace to the sport
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For winning the community Shield you should be winning at least the FA Cup. But we invited you anyway, just so we could beat you to another trophy.
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