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Trying to stay young while looking increasingly old. Might be going through a midlife crisis. I talk a lot of shit. #saintsfc . 🏴
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It’s hard being so right about everything all the time x
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This might sound dramatic, but my pretty basic order at the chippy last night came to £25! And I’ve just paid £13 for two coffees today…and I’m genuinely convinced now this entire country is on the brink of a complete economic collapse. That is absolutely fucking outrageous
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@NoContextBrits
I feel sorry for anyone who didn’t grow up while these films were being released every other December. What a time to be alive
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@SkySportsNews
The most undeserving winner ever. Sits in the best car, wins and then thinks he’s something special. Oh, and he doesn’t pay proper tax to this country either.
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I think having seen the pictures from today that Meghan is actually prettier &more elegant than Kate. Something the press here won’t ever and can never admit
#HarryandMeghan
#Meghan
#Jubilee
#JubileeWeekend
#PlatinumJubilee
#platiniumjubilee
#StPauls
#MeghanMarkle
#KateMiddleton
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Now that Taylor Swift has fucked off from Wembley, it’s time for this place to see some real music. Green Day inbound 🤘🤘
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@SholaMos1
That’s quite a lot of words to announce that you have no idea what you’re talking 😂
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@BBCNews
The ridiculous bullshit about working from home continues. This is about rich property owners losing out on rent on office buildings. Nothing more
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@BBCSport
The most undeserving winner ever. Sits in the best car, wins and then thinks he’s something special. Oh, and he doesn’t pay proper tax to this country either.
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@deirdreheenan
You mean, people go to the countries immediately neighbouring Ukraine instead of trekking 1000 miles across Europe to live in a country with no cultural similarities to yours.
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@PoliticsForAlI
@Telegraph
Didn’t it turn out that none of the fines from the start of the pandemic were actually enforceable
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@HateNewbuild
😂😂 this estate is near me. They bodged the sewage pipeline and it didn’t have the capacity needed so they built a “temporary” sewage pipe overground through the entire estate. Just what you need when you’ve spent £400k on a new build 😂
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@PoliticsForAlI
I was going to do whatever the fuck I wanted to anyway. Triple vaccinated and if the vaccines work then I shouldn’t need any restrictions. And if they don’t then the government are lying to us and the only way through this is to just live with it anyway
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@piersmorgan
@MesutOzil1088
He’s got to you hasn’t he?! 😂😂 you’re absolutely rattled by that amazing reply
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@JuliaHB1
How is anti white racism so widely accepted at a time when there is a huge crackdown on racism against black players? 🙄
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@Jennifer_Arcuri
Buying what? That’s he’s really there? 😂 you think they’ve digitally superimposed him into a Ukrainian video.
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Imagine being 34 years old and yet you’re still going on nights out taking the tram into town at midnight with your water bottle of wine 🙈😂 I’ll grow up one day
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I love how Prince Harry has the whole U.K. media on strings. He can open his mouth and say literally anything and the press here spend days trying to analyse his. I bet he does it just for a laugh to see how stupid he can make them look
@gmb
#gmb
#PrinceHarry
#InvictusGames
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@tomhfh
Come on Tom..it’s a cold. It’s a cold that’s got a new name and a test to confirm what it is but for some reason we’re treating it differently. Take away the testing and the media sensationalism and we could go back to what we did pre 2020, just live with it
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@Gola87
@talkSPORT
You have to see the difference between eating meat for nutrition and kicking a cat in a kitchen surely?
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It is absolutely mental that Nicola Bulley’s fella does an interview and I’ve seen hundreds of takes today already that’s he’s murdered her. Fuck me, is there any depth that Twitter won’t sink to 😳
#NicolaBulley
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@bbclaurak
It doesn’t matter how bad this deal is or how much the UK has been sold out by Boris...the media will be throwing so much propaganda at the public, that most people will never know and will think “we’ve won”. Just watch it for the next few days...it’s gonna be disgusting
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@piersmorgan
longside these announcements everyday we need some balance and announce the overall death figures in the UK from everything else. This is just scaremongering, if you were told everyday how many people died of heart disease you’d never eat a fucking burger again
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@PoliticsForAlI
There’s a lot of similarities between this “new variant” &the fuel crisis we had a few weeks ago. It’s all panic & over reacting. There’s very little evidence this is a serious issue. But the media over reacts and drums up a panic and before you know it…you have an actual crisis
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@SkyNews
Lockdown ends 02 December for definite but furlough extends until March? Somehow I think we’re being lied to again
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One of the things no one tells you about having a daughter is always having to explain why you have pink toenails to the other men in the gym changing rooms 🙈😂
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@GNev2
I’ll be brutally honest, through these strikes and during Covid and the fact they work only 3/4 of the year,,..they’re right
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@Kevin_Maguire
Oh come on Kevin. How can you look at the celebration of Britishness and feel anything other than pride. Someone did this in my town and it’s glorious 🇬🇧😀
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@eIpounder
I love how the world is so supportive and respectful about relationships with age gaps until it’s flipped and it’s the girl who’s younger 😂😂
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I’ve loved the last 5 weeks with the kid. But she really really needs to go back to school now…..just so I can claim back a tiny bit of masculinity 😂
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@Keir_Starmer
Labour crashed the economy in 2007 and caused a recession followed by austerity which the tories had to do to get labour over spending under control
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@Kevin_Maguire
There it is!!!!!! 0748 and I’ve already seen the first “he was from turkey” tweet! 😂😂😂😂 it’s like playing lefty bingo
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@fesshole
People need to stop responding to emotional things like cheating with physical acts like breaking their stuff or selling it.
Respond by doing something emotional in return
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Adam Lambert was really the perfect replacement for Freddie Mercury. Ridiculously camp and an amazing singer. Just like Freddie
#Jubilee
#queen
#PlatinumJubilee
#PlatinumJubileeconcert
#platinumjubileeparty
#JubileeWeekend
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I spent yesterday with someone who has essentially lost both her parents in the space of 6 months & it really has never hit me that hard before that the “magic of Christmas” is just people. It’s not presents…it’s your family all in one place. And without them it’s nothing
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@SkyNews
Experts? What the fuck does that mean? These predictions have been wrong at every point in the last 2 years. Take 10% of that and that’s what it really will be
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@spencermorgan93
Comedy should be funny. Not a political lecture. Nish Kumar doesn’t understand that.
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@__Samantha8
Same argument as smoking?
Why should I have to put up with that when enjoying my drink
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@LuceJ1983
They won’t be paying their staff properly & Don’t pay tax properly. Almost every penny of that £6.50 for my
Coffee goes straight into their pocket. It is just one massive scam….everything. From coffee shops to supermarkets. They’re all at it
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@GNev2
We cannot keep accepting people at the rate we’re doing ..come on Gary. This isn’t sustainable
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We’re out out for the first time in ages! Smelling like an industrial accident at a Lynx factory and looking every inch of my 34 years old….i cannot wait to get to a popworld 🙌😂
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@GaryLineker
We’ve had 1 decent day of weather this day and you’re throwing a fit? 😂 get the speedos on and enjoy it man
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@MrNishKumar
If you can’t comment on literally anything without bringing skin colour into it…..then you’re probably a racist 👍
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@darrengrimes_
Wasn’t even offensive. The standards have just moved so far these days that you can’t say anything. Programmes that were perfectly ok even 10 years ago are now considered racist. It’s hard to keep up with these ridiculous woke times
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Wow….this storm is gonna absolutely pound Scotland. That look like a big one 👀😂😂
#StormBabet
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@paulkhammond
@_MissieBee
@Dishoom
You think people are going to avoid food they actually want to eat because they suddenly know how many calories it has in it?! No. They’ll just feel shit and guilty after eating it which is pointless to everyone
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@SholaMos1
You don’t need to write fake letters in a desperate bid to get attention. You do that by appearing on tv and race baiting 😂
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@MartinSLewis
Can we get a conversation going about help with energy bills for people who ARENT on benefits?! Where’s our help? We’re the ones doing the work and paying the taxes so we should be getting something back…not just poor people.
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When your mum wants a lovely family photo of you all during Christmas dinner but you’ve been on the Jack Daniels since 10am 🫣😂
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@SkyNews
Every western country on earth is clearly involved in some massive conspiracy about vaccine passports. It’s definitely not because they’re a sensible idea, it must be because of the “new world order” and the “great reset” 😭
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@BBCNews
Completely screwed over. It’s a woman trying to create small talk with a lady who’s heritage is clearly from another part of the world. You can’t say anything these days 🙄
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Spending the day taking my daughter around the sights of London ❤️ unfortunately so far she’s only seen her dad cry at having to pay £9 for a pint 😂
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Not gonna lie, there’s a few people on here that’d give Martha a run for her money in the crazy stakes 😂😂
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It’s my daughter’s fancy dress birthday party today and when I asked her what she wants to go as…She said Cruella de Vil because, “I love dogs & she does too” 👀😳 she’s never actually seen the film, just pictures from it and I kinda haven’t got the heart to tell her … 😂😂
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@PoliticsForUK
How has it come to a sponsor having to do this rather than the club and the manager having some balls and getting rid of the player themselves
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This is the last time I ever book a summer holiday in the UK!! Excitedly Turn up on the first day to the beach in my swim shorts and it looks like this 🤦♀️ what the hell am I gonna do for a week here 🤣
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@mrdanwalker
I am rarely embarrassed to be British but the collective hatred this country has for this woman is embarrassing. And shameful
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@IsabelOakeshott
We’re only going to get out of this once everyone wakes up and doesn’t accept the government putting restrictions on us which aren’t backed up by data. Follow the science
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Sorry to rub it in folks but I finished work today for Christmas so if anyone wants me for the next 7 days, I’ll look roughly like this 💁♂️😂
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This working from home stuff is fucking easy isn’t it 😂
Don’t know why so many people moan about work, I’ve had a great day 👀😂
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@piersmorgan
And just like Arsenal attendances the announced toll is 60000, but in reality everyone knows it’s far less than that.
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@StoolFootball
What do you mean can’t buy this?! Before money they had a fuming fanbase and a stadium filled with empty seats! 😂😂
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How the fuck do you even start processing your entire family being killed in one day. That is absolutely horrific
🔴 Breaking: The wife and two daughters of the BBC Five Live racing commentator John Hunt are believed to be the victims of a triple crossbow murder in Hertfordshire, the Telegraph can reveal
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I think I’ve finally found something we can all agree on……..it’s cream THEN jam isn’t it 💁♂️🙌
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@PippaCrerar
Has there ever been a PM been issued with a speeding fine? Which is the equivalent.
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Someone DMd me this weekend to ask if I was gay after all the popworld references and I just can’t see why he’d think that tbh 😂😂 manly as they come!!🙈🤣
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@AvonandsomerRob
No , it’s Awful. Pitch and tone in their voice just doesn’t work with men’s football. It makes the game annoying
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@SkyNews
Here’s the real story. Here’s what our media should be talking about. And today they’re talking about a cake party from 2 years ago
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@SkyNews
I think it’s fair for Gordon brown not to get it either given he destroyed our economy and did it all with no mandate and didn’t ever win an election either
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@GNev2
Tbh, Liverpool’s success has come and gone. 1 champions league and 1 league and they’re back to league cups again.
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