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Ya’akov David, but my friends call me Nick | Triple threat (gay, Puerto Rican, Jewish) | 🆓🇵🇷🇵🇸 | Buy earrings from me ⬇️

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They’re doing a blessing of the animals at my synagogue in honor of Pashat Noach so I dressed Bones for the occasion
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Yikes this didn’t age well
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OMFG THIS WOMAN ON FB ORDERED THE SHIRT ON THE LEFT AND GOT THE ONE ON THE RIGHT IM SCREAMING
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Chrissy Teigen accidentally spending $13k on a bottle of wine is relatable bc I once spent tens and tens of thousands on a master’s degree only to become disillusioned by the field less than three years later.
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@audiophilegirl Idk why but I thought they were cucumbers so it reminded me of this
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@EvelKneidel My favorite thing is how multiple things are incorrect about his post, like there’s layers of wrong and shit
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Anyone else (Jewish) feel as they come off as “too” religious to non-Jews but in Jewish circles you’re not seen as all that religious?
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Me every time Madison Cawthorn is trending
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“oooh look at me I’m a corgi I got little legs and my body drags across the floor!”
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I’m really loving this resurgence of the Puerto Rican flag with a light blue triangle. That was the original before it was changed to dark blue to match the shade on the US flag.
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@guccipotatoess @onlineirl_angel They need to do a case study on why sex and spaghetti is such a funny combo
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@WilliamXUni @memesiwish Ma’am this isn’t a Tabby this is Tabitha
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Hi @TwitterSupport @TwitterSafety , user @realDonaldTrump is evading suspension, his new account is @jk_rowling . Please take action immediately.
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Yiddish coming out on Duolingo is like the Animal Crossing drop for Ashkenazim
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@shOoObz I read this in this man’s voice
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I wasn’t going to go my conversion weekend without making a Challah!
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@natehy @jacobmaxwells Wow! I went and watched it! I learned a lot! Thanks for the insight!
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This is disgusting, not in our name. The Texas synagogue I am part of has a task force HELPING Afghan refugees in Austin. This is not what we need right now, this is not solidarity with us.
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I’m always thinking about this
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@itskeyon She said
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@lukemckinney @BrndnStrssng @punchedmonet_ the Ghislaine in the back is the cherry on top
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HAPPY PURIM IM SHOOK
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My pepper spray says “use by NOV 2021” so I hope you’re not that sorry bitch that sees me on Nov. 30 2021 I hate wasting
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Moon Challah 😌 (Yes it is seasoned with za’atar like I said)
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@inkredibleHAK @tragic_figure12 ok go off male young adult fiction author!
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If you’re Jewish in Orlando please be careful. This same banner went up in Austin and merely weeks later we had an arson attack on a synagogue.
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@bengurney @dimakronfeld @meakoopa That’s at LEAST part Mumford and Sons
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Nothing personal to @RAINBOWFlSH but it’s only fair
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@baileelynnee @dickgirIdiaries the whole ledollarbean!
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@DLoesch For when she deletes it
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@fiImcunt Y’all be easy, my girl’s different 😌
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@godlilcousin @bladerunnerjuan The way they avoid that eye contact 😭 gets me every time
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@jaboukie “No they’re not they’re clearly standing up—- oh!”
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Withrow High School, Cincinnati, Ohio. Predominantly black, inner-city school.
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Here I’m gonna be more blunt about it, I don’t feel comfortable having mutuals who follow this guy, his jokes keep popping up on my feed and a lot of them are Antisemitic and racist. I know some of y’all might have him muted or me muted or w/e but now y’all know.
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@William_E_Wolfe I’ve seen a lot of obtuse things on this app but this takes the cake. You did not just compare literally owning people to someone getting married. Please, you’re not cut out for political conversations.
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@LocalEmoMom @ms_malice In a radical act of self-care, I will do no such reading.
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Yesterday I learned that Debbie Friedman was part of the queer community and her melody for Mi Shebeirach coming out during the height of the AIDS epidemic was not a coincidence. I’m going to hold onto extra depth and connection every time I sing it now. Good Shabbos.
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@ChrisDStedman I had heard about his partner from the grapevine a while back and I was wondering if he was going to talk about it. I assumed it would appear in one of the essays about love and heartbreak but I didn’t see it. I’m glad he is open to talking about it but actually seeing it hurts🥺
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@Liz_Wheeler literally fake but ok
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My third annual tree Challah in honor of Tu Bi’Shvat, the Jewish New Year for Trees. In the last pic, top right is 2019 and bottom is 2020.
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Y’all don’t be alarmed but Rosh Hashanah is in 3 weeks
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@crookedroads770 Don’t leave me hanging, what were they up to 😭
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Good Shabbos and happy night 6! I finally got a Menorah bake under my belt!
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@JoshMBlackman Your premise is completely off. There are non-Orthodox people who don’t follow any sort of halacha at all. Many also just interpret Jewish law *differently.* To say we don’t follow Jewish law is incorrect. We don’t follow the *Orthodox* version of Jewish law.
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@benshapiro THERES 👏🏽 NO 👏🏽 SUCH 👏🏽 THING 👏🏽 AS 👏🏽 JUDEO 👏🏽 CHRISTIAN 👏🏽 HERITAGE 👏🏽 YOU 👏🏽 MEAN 👏🏽 CHRISTIAN 👏🏽 HEGEMONY 👏🏽
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@queend236 @babydegenerado by then you got a whole farming operation going on in your apartment 😭
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Me hearing ppl on here bashing converts again:
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I FUCKEN KNEW IT
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@moisturizeds Excuse me ma’am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.
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My dog’s new VIP section of the couch
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Ain’t that COVID-19???
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Goyim only What's this?
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@BullPaxton @friedurethra @harry y’all ever hear vroom vroom, that was some underground shit
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@YvngLxnk @querdcast It costs $0.00 to be a decent human being
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Hebrew: El Shaddai My brain: The Shaddai
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@arisdoja @keyon the “Dear Mr. Hampton— I am a white woman in America” always gets me 💀
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@IAmMoniqueHeart Not Lemonade I—
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@WanderMaximoff @WrittenByHanna god I miss her so much, a true legend
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@_Voyager__ @Caseadiillla @Josephmorgan96 @ruthlesraven I'm going to Penn next year and it's $1800 😭😭😭😭
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Someone who goes to Chabad (is not Chabadnik himself) came up to be because of my tallit at the rally and said that our town’s Chabad is open to all Jews (glances at my rainbow ring) “including LGBT Jews” he also said “As long as you’re not a Jew for Jesus!!” I felt that.
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@chick_in_kiev Wow your book came out like six minutes ago (or possibly 30 years ago, time is weird) and they’re already reading it for classes???
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That outfit really makes your hair POP tho! 👀
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@m8ss3ducti0n @vernycena You know BooBoo Keys was in there bumpin too
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@thatonequeen “This is why Derrick Berry don’t like you”
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@Clipart_Bear @ThatAsianGuy_42 @shesajackal @MechMrs @BrotiGupta I was gonna say “are you new here” but he actually is 😂
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@Chinchillazllla @DeanBrowningPA Well you gotta understand, we have to defer to him and his political wokeness because he’s a black gay guy.
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What’s something that ISN’T homophobic but FEELS homophobic to you?
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@workthecycle @birdgehrl @comradesquirrel @powermaster1123 @therealssgjoker Hello it’s me, your gay uncle. It’s board game and soup night and I’m thankful you all, my nephews and nieces, extended an invite so that I can have soup too.
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Reform Judaism is not a synonym for “secular” or “less religious,” it’s quite literally a religious movement that just has different takes on Jewish law than the other movements.
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@antibreclub @nativeuwu Meta binary destruction
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@shocknoble @ZANI_bars @methwaffles ngl when I read Harry Potter I always wondered why JK Rowling used that word so much… makes so much sense now 👀
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And there you have it! This year’s moon Challah, and just like last year, covered in Za’atar!
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OH I have thoughts. Judaism is heavily ritualistic compared to some religions and in secular society only “heavily religious” people usually are ritualistic about it whereas even secular Jews often practice ritual.
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This is genius
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@SheaCoulee “This man washes his ass so he’s pseudo gay”
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@davidrxse I realized this a few years ago when someone called Sufjan Stevens “literally a t*rrorist” for having a pro-LGBTQ song even though he’s not out as gay. And on the flipside Janelle Monáe had queer themes before coming out. Is it “queerbaiter until proven otherwise”??? or??? mess
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CNN: One hostage has been released unhurt, three still being held in the synagogue.
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Yeah I bought my dog stairs for the bed, and what about it?
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THE BACHELOR
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Shabbat ShaBones
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My second ever focaccia but my first ever decorated one!
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For the protest today #PhillyisCharlottesville
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@emoblackthot HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TWEET THIS @ YOU
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My mom is now in the ER with shortness of breath, they’re doing tests on her right now so they don’t know if she has it, but had direct exposure to COVID-19 through two co-workers, keep her in your thoughts/prayers/vibes
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Bless my mom, she’s a nurse at a hospital and she has some of the same chronic conditions as me that would make catching COVID-19 very difficult, but she’s still out there because she has patients that need her.
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@StopAntisemites @ClevelandClinic @cwru @CWRUSOM Literally nothing Antisemitic here, stop with this nonsense and going full Karen with this speak to the manager bit.
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