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The year is 2089, Prince Philip has been discharged from hospital for Sandringham Christmas.
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When you realise you have to stay in Paris another week with that ZAR/EUR exchange rate.
#Springboks
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#RWC2023
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I agree, but this is the greatest race in history, for South Africa 🇿🇦
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When I get apprehended at the US 🇺🇸 border after swimming for 7 years 290 days straight.
Biden banned travel from South Africa because of the new Covid variant.
Immigrants have recently been apprehended crossing our border illegally from South Africa.
Biden is doing nothing to stop immigrants from South Africa entering illegally.
Pure politics and hypocrisy.
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Don't forget Sheep Shearing World Champions 🐑 ✂️
South Africa dominated global sports in 2023.
The Springboks won the Rugby World Cup.
The Proteas reached the Semi Finals of the Cricket World Cup.
Erik Van Rooyen won the PGA Tour's World Wide Technology Championship.
Mamelodi Sundowns won the African Football League.
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“My husband wrote to the BBC”
I agree with you. My husband wrote to the BBC to say that this case was filed by the ANC and is not the view of all South Africans.
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South Africans:
With a heavy heart, we bring you the sad news of the SABC's decision to conclude the beloved soapie, 7de Laan, after Season 24 - the final episode being the 26th of December 2023.
We are eternally grateful for each and every one of you and for being on this journey with us.💙
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When someone tells me to build a bridge & get over it.
The bridge I build:
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John Steenhuisen driving from Cape Town to Somerset West on the N2
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Who's still rocking their green ID book? Mine is still in pretty good condition👌🏽👴🏾
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Noot vir Noot 🎶
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The Battle for the Zol 🚬
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Call it ... Deli Departed™
Make a stall and sell Pies and Samoosas outside funerals. My Bru!
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If coloured culture doesn't exist, why did I just see a coloured guy at the office casually walking to the bathroom practicing his bowling action? 🏏
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When you have an ANC rally at 2pm and an Action Cricket League match at Montague Gardens at 8pm 🏏 😂
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White South Africans 🇿🇦 when the DJ plays "NKALAKATHA" 🎶
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If coloured culture doesn't exist, why is saying "hello" to someone a greeting as well as a threat?
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Katte van Vergelyking 🐈🐈🐈
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Stage 6?!!! WTF, Eskom really taking this Black Friday thing way too far now.
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Beats by Earl Grey 🎧
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Like I said, comedy gold. 😂 🤣
Who here remembers that clip where John Steenhuisen was fighting for his life trying to put on a mask during a "fact-finding mission in support of Afrikaans students in Stellenbosch" and just gave up? I need to find it. It's comedy gold 😂 🤣 😅 😭
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Charlize Theron:
"Why doesn’t Charlize Theron come and f-ck me up? Because I'm 100% against her on this."
@MegynKelly
on Theron's drag queen comments. Watch the FULL clip -
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The black smoke means there has been no decision on a new Mayor for Johannesburg
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When you meet someone else who also follows Outlander 🤝
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I wonder what the South African All Blacks supporters are watching tonight?
#ChasingTheSun2
#Springboks
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When a coloured person tells you you are "klanking", it has nothing to do with spelling in Afrikaans. Don't ask any questions, just go home and take a shower. Trust me 😂
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Statue of Labeltjie 🍻
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Cape Town: 🤔 Maybe, just maybe, we should take this pandemic seriously.
M🌠vericks: ᴺ ᵉ ʷ ᴰ ᵃ ⁿ ᶜ ᵉ ʳ ˢ 🛩️
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Opposition coaches when they realise they now have to deal with Grant Williams as well
#Springboks
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#RWC2023
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England are "deeply disappointed by the decision taken by World Rugby."
South Africans:
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How can you tell someone is AFRIKAANS Afrikaans? Their greeting is always x2. "Môre môre", "Hello hello", "Jis, jis". I don't make the rules 🤷🏽♂️
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Had breakfast at Delheim Wine Estate yesterday and this dog was just chilling like this the whole time. ❤ 🐕
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Eskom's next excuse will be Mercury in retrograde 🤦🏾♂️
A surge in the use of air conditioners and fans by ‘affluent’ South Africans during the recent heatwave was partly to blame for Stage 6 load-shedding, says Eskom exec in the
#SundayTimesZA
tomorrow.
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Officer 1: I'm above the law
Officer 2: Now I'm above the law
(REPEAT)
In all honesty, I actually love that they did this.
We are always quick to criticise government officials.
Life is alot at times, for ALL of us.
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South Africans:
South Africans warned to get ready to tighten their belts
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I don't know how to explain it but, wine poured in this glass is gonna taste kak.🍷 🤷🏽♂️
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*JHB peeps visiting friends in CPT*
Friend: We gonna do something exciting tomorrow.
*Next day*
Friend: SURPRISE!!!, we're going hiking
JHB peeps:
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Who here isn't blocked by John Steenhuisen? If you're not, DO BETTER
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Gayton Mckenzie's first order of business as Minister of Sport is to make "tol kap" an official sport 🤪
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Imagine spending your whole life worrying about "wat gaan die mense sê?" Do what makes YOU happy & fok daai mense.
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Hilda & Oubaas at the Coronation 👑
One thing about Princess Hilda van Vyl from 7de Laan is that she truly is a WORKING royal
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wine estate drunk >>>>> 🍷
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He looks like an Afrikaans actor from the 80s who turned Afrikaans singer in the 90s, started painting 🎨 in 2000s and now owns a pub in Tietiesbaai. 🤷🏽♂️
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When you finally get to work after cycling from Somerset West to Cape Town CBD realizing you still need to cycle back home. 🚲
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Also, I'm Afrikaans enough to know that "Nou luister jy baie mooi vir my", is a declaration of war. 🤪
How can you tell someone is AFRIKAANS Afrikaans? Their greeting is always x2. "Môre môre", "Hello hello", "Jis, jis". I don't make the rules 🤷🏽♂️
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Cape Town peeps last week: This winter ain't wintering at all.
Cape Town:
☔ ❄ 🥶 🌧️
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I don't know who needs to see this but this wine 🍷 is less R30 per bottle at Checkers. 😉 ❤
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Looks like the Queen instructed that account to delete the original tweet. THE NERVE! 😏 Oh well, it was good while it lasted. Thanks for all the ♥ 🔃 & 😂.✌🏽🤜🏽
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2019 vs 2023 - Win or Lose, we're Bokke for Life. LET'S GO BOKKE!!! ❤
@Springboks
#Springboks
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#RWC2023
#RWCFinal
#NZLvRSA
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I don't know how to explain it but, Uncle Bill looks like he drove a Toyota Cressida 🤷🏽♂️
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Imagine being a South African and NOT wearing a Springbok jersey or t-shirt today and tomorrow. We see you 👀. 💪🏽 🏉 🇿🇦
#RWCFinal
#ENGvRSA
#Springboks
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About last night 🤤 😋. If you're looking for a proper Durban/Indian style bunny chow, The Burner (Century City) is that place. OMG 😲 it was delicious 😋 🔥
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Finding Kouthar at an anti-vaxxers march is the new "Where's Wally?". 🤷🏽♂️ Photo Credit:
@africaquiche
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