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Gay atheist religion professor. Writer of books and podcasts. NOTHING IN PARTICULAR coming 2027. Powerlifting hobbyist and LGBTQIA mutual aid advocate

Minneapolis, MN
Joined September 2009
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@ChrisDStedman
Chris Stedman
3 years
The top comment on Britney Spears’s engagement announcement post lmao
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Health care please
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Pop Crave
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Pennsylvania has passed a resolution recognizing 2023 as the “Taylor Swift Era.”
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I sincerely don’t know who made this, but lol
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3 years
Down with the surveillance state. Max innocent
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3 years
Why did the US Army tweet a quote from Lana Del Rey 😭
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3 years
"Being brave means knowing that when you fail, you don’t fail forever." -Lana Del Rey 📸 by Markus Rauchenberger #SoldierSaturday
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@ChrisDStedman
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“Homosexual” 😭
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Fan Account 📖🌹
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Homosexual wins 15 thousand dollars guessing Britney Spears song based on a single note
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Thank you, homophobia
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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Mark Wahlberg revealed in an interview that Ang Lee offered him one of the lead roles in Brokeback Mountain but that he turned it down because he was “a little creeped out” “It was very graphic, descriptive - the spitting on the hand, getting ready to do the thing.”
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Any time a city announces police reforms
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@ChrisDStedman
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Brands learning there won't be any pride festivals this summer
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@ChrisDStedman
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JK Rowling: perhaps I should work on a new book today The black mold growing up her walls: how about we transvestigate an Olympian instead
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@ChrisDStedman
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4 years
Pitbull's comments on Britney's situation have sent me to Jupiter
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@ChrisDStedman
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Crying
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JK Rowling: perhaps I should work on a new book today The black mold growing up her walls: how about we transvestigate an Olympian instead
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“It is time we cast all medals into spearheads of revolution” holy shit
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1 year
Time to email my student loan providers and let them know they can refuse to accept my gay money
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3 years
Me this summer
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@ChrisDStedman
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I think there was a little mistake in your quote so I fixed it for you @TomiLahren
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What did they mean by this
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@ChrisDStedman
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7 years
Gwent Stefani is the girl who seemed cool and edgy in high school but then you look her up on facebook 10 years later and discover she's now a republican living in the suburbs
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koconews
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Paul Ryan, Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani spotted at ‘Ole Red’
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Spotted on this morning’s walk
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10 months
Kind of obsessed with this gym influencer and her nun twin sister
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1 year
Oh my god, someone who probably doesn’t have a car asked if you could give them a ride??? How awful, I hope you’re okay!!!!
@TOlawbromo
Law Bromo ⚖️
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this is how my night is going
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7 years
Why do right wing millennial talking heads all look like they were just told by a Gap employee that their card was declined
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6 years
Me after President Ocasio-Cortez bans all cars and planes and we can only travel via train
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1 year
Sufjan Stevens officially coming by sharing that his partner died… my heart actually may not be able to handle this
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6 years
"Why do gays have to talk about being gay all the time?" Well, for starters, many of us spent a long time not being able to talk about it at all, Chad
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Truly no bigger losers than the “LGB without the T” gays
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3 years
Inside me there are two wolves
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@ChrisDStedman
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2 years
Been saying it for years - the very first moment they think the winds are shifting, corporations will abandon their LGBTQ “allyship”
@thedailybeast
The Daily Beast
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“We will no longer support that program,” Victor Terry, State Farm's chief diversity officer said, adding that “conversations about gender and identity should happen at home with parents"
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5 years
Me accepting whatever scraps of time and affection a mostly uninterested man gives me and telling myself it’s exactly what I want
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@ChrisDStedman
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Happy pride month to everyone except the “LGB without the T” losers
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Henry Kissinger is dead
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@ChrisDStedman
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5 years
Moby's account of his date with a pre-fame Lana del Rey makes me hate him and love her
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7 years
Gays at brunch
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@ChrisDStedman
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10 months
The way “demonstrated need” was cut off 😭😭😭
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6 years
One of my favorite things about pride month is celebrating the many achievements of the LGBTQ community, like when we collectively stole the rainbow from God
@BryanJFischer
Rev. Bryan Fischer - Host, Bryan Fischer Podcast
7 years
Worst example of cultural appropriation ever: LGBTs stole the rainbow from God. It's his. He invented it. Gen. 9:11-17. Give it back.
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6 years
Me at 21: I'm gay but I'm also so much more than that!! Me at 31: literally every single thing about me is gay
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3 years
Truly cannot stand shit like this
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3 years
10 years sober. Pretty chill I guess 🥰
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11 months
No one is doing it like the Milwaukee Public Library
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@ChrisDStedman
Chris Stedman
4 years
Tuna died last night. I was with her. She went peacefully. Beyond that I don’t even know what to say right now; we were everything to each other, this came out of nowhere, and I feel totally lost. For now: thank you everyone who saw how very special she was, and made her feel it.
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I love that while a bunch of people are up in arms about the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence on behalf of supposedly offended Catholic nuns, nuns themselves are like, “they’re good actually”
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3 years
Happy 10 year anniversary of Born to Die
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This is me yes
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3 years
Lady Gaga said that testifying in support of Kesha in her legal battle with Dr. Luke caused her to have a breakdown. Now, Gaga is name-dropped in a song co-written and produced by Luke (on the new Kim Petras release). Very gross. Clearly his commercial comeback has emboldened him
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5 years
Dating in your thirties is like, “so, what do you do for work and fun!! also what traumas have you accumulated by this point that I should be mindful of?”
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24 days
This quote 💀
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4 months
Having lentils for dinner tonight
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4 years
We've moved on to oat milk, keep up
@DeAnna4Congress
DeAnna Lorraine 🇺🇸
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Soy milk is ending masculinity.
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1 year
This image is from a decade ago
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@dcexaminer
Washington Examiner
1 year
Conservatives call for Kellogg's boycott after Tony the Tiger poses with Dylan Mulvaney at Tony Awards
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3 years
Every music festival this week
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9 months
Happened to be at the Mall of America a day after that “6 year evolution of you” thing was going around, so I took a photo in the same spot as the one I’d found from 2018. Feeling a lot more at home in myself these days
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This is literally at odds with the oath all doctors take but okay lmao
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Ohio allows doctors to deny LGBTQ health care on moral grounds.
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I support her
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3 years
Ugly as sin
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4 years
Me at the zoom thanksgiving table
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5 years
Let AOC enjoy her normie boyfriend in peace! In fact under socialism we'll all get one
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3 years
While we're on the subject of Jake Gyllenhaal's crimes
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7 years
You caught me @BryanJFischer
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3 years
Absolutely losing my mind over this
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1 year
The trailer for ‘Red, White & Royal Blue’ has been released.
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The trailer for ‘Red, White & Royal Blue’ has been released.
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@Chadwick_Moore Filing a class action suit on behalf of all the gays whose signatures you forged on this mess
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5 years
@cher guess you decided to sit huh
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4 years
Okay but where are their wives
@Blakingnews
Blake McCoy
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Sydney & Melbourne haven’t had a single COVID-19 case in weeks. Nationwide, Australia has seen 0 COVID deaths since December, when there was 1. This is how a friend spent his weekend bc they listened to science and didn’t politicize a health crisis. America, we failed so hard.
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Chris Stedman
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Yes, the Milo editor notes are hilarious and I'm glad we're enjoying them. But I'm also sending love to all the hugely talented writers struggling under the weight of rejections and silence while publishers work on reshaping odious manuscripts like Milo's into something sellable.
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5 years
This isn't just wildly irresponsible, it's incitement. Shame on you @nypost
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1 year
Can’t get over how clever this album title is
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Pop Base
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🚨| Kesha announces her fifth studio album “GAG ORDER,’ out May 19th. Singles ‘EAT THE ACID’ and ‘FINE LINE’ will be released on April 28th.
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Yeah years are a construct but I have a good feeling about this one
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It’s been a really long week so here’s a stupid picture I agreed to pose for in Texas lol
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3 years
Skittles said
@BryanJFischer
Rev. Bryan Fischer - Host, Bryan Fischer Podcast
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Worst example of cultural appropriation ever: LGBTs stole the rainbow from God. It's his. He invented it. Gen. 9:11-17. Give it back.
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I hate that this needs to be said, but do not use dead queer people to prop up your anti-Muslim agenda. Today or ever.
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11 months
Still stuck on Amy Schumer calling herself the most successful female comedian of all time
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4 years
My boyfriend just texted me “what is the lincoln project” and I have never felt more jealous
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Help 😭
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1 year
Sufjan having the worst year ever really and truly breaks my heart
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4 years
The Redistribution of Mimi is coming
@chartmariah
Mariah Carey Charts (Fan Page)
4 years
Mariah Carey for V Magazine: (2020) "We’ve been socialized to believe that poverty is a personal failure rather than our systems failing us."
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Chris Stedman
3 years
Case closed I guess!
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Forbes
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These Young Energy Moguls Insist Fracking Is Good For The Environment
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Chris Stedman
5 years
When I was young I thought my attraction to men was a curse. Then I came to see it as a gift that made me who I am. But now that I understand how most men are, I've gone full circle back to curse.
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The art that's coming out of this moment, exceptional
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1 year
As promised: a before-and-after to mark two years of lifting 😆 When I started, I was just trying to get a little stronger. I honestly never imagined it would lead to such a big change. But I’ve never felt more comfortable in my skin than I do now (even in this shirt lol) ☺️
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Chris Stedman
1 year
On Thurs it’ll be 2 yrs since I started lifting, and in a few weeks I’ll be doing my first powerlifting event to raise $ for trans healthcare. If we hit my current goal by Thurs I’ll take a pic in this shirt I always used to wear for a before-and-after 😅
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3 years
Reminder
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Chris Stedman
10 years
. @StephenFry on how to support someone who is struggling with depression: http://t.co/Haz5NI5QNX
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I think size XL meant something different in the 80s, because… does this thrift store find make me look gay? 🤞
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Chris Stedman
4 years
Secured the RuPaul vote
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Axios
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Joe Biden: "I am not banning fracking. Let me say that again. I am not banning fracking. No matter how many times Donald Trump lies about me."
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One of my favorite games: is this independent coffee shop barista queer or a hipster evangelical
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2 years
Obsessed with my friend @SamSched ’s DNC fundraising texts Halloween costume
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4 years
Just remembered Bunnicula. Ugh a legend
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5 years
Rich gays really expect us non-rich gays to choose sexuality solidarity over class solidarity like they don’t pick their fellow rich people over us every time lmao
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4 years
So many gay men go from having only female friends as a kid to having absolutely none as an adult.......
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Chris Stedman
6 months
37 today
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2 months
Enjoying summer for once!
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Chris Stedman
5 years
Barista: how old are you turning this week? Me: 32, aka gay 64 Barista: gay people age faster? Me: no, some gays are just obsessed with staying young Barista: why? Me: because most of us didn't really get to be Barista: ... Me: ... Barista: so that'll be $4.50
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1 year
@TheRealJewbroni Someone asking for head on Grindr?!?! What has the world come to…
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Carol for men, we won
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
3 months
Danny Ramirez to star opposite Joaquin Phoenix in Todd Haynes’ upcoming movie. It will follow two men who are intense lovers as they leave California for Mexico. ()
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@ladypalerider your twitter bio includes “equestrian” 🤔
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