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Kelela advocate. Serial tweet deleter. Sprite Zero enjoyer.
free palestine
Joined June 2014
America is going to fall apart.
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Sad to see the history and culture of our great country being ripped apart with the removal of our beautiful statues and monuments
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The fact that we found/find this appetizing is a form of Stockholm syndrome.
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I’m losing my mind there has to be a deeper meaning
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He needed me and I wasn’t there for him.
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me: I’m donating $20 who gon match me??. Jeff Bezos: matched ✊🏾.
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What do y’all be eating for this to be nasty to y’all.
ice spice making breakfast and it looks… interesting. well at least she’s eating her spinach 😭😭
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You deserve literal jail time.
@K_Abner_ Awwwwww this is so cute!!!! I’m so happy you enjoy them.
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Forever 21 shirt ass energy.
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Ueisjaiwjdjejqjwndjwiejejejeos the way he looked at nobody walking by him twice. there are no words.
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IVE BEEN LOSING ITTT THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
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Life was so easy then.
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How he asking her about her favorite black people and he don’t know brandy norwood 😭😭.
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My mom reading my 1D fanfic I wrote in my journal at 16 in front of my siblings right before grounding me for 4 months
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What’s craziest thing a man has ever said to you while trying to flirt?.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger when Arnyoung Schpeacezecracker walks in
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Coming on the internet to tell the world that you find a pedophilic and racist serial killer attractive (unprovoked, mind you) is just something I will never understand.
Jeffrey Dahmers mugshot definitely gives something i didn’t know or think it would give. 😭.
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Saying Meg only got one good foot when all she do is workout and got a brand deal with planet fitness meanwhile that lady just rolls around on stage and need help standing up is crazy.
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Throat training is crazy like girl if you don’t just throw up on that dick.
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Omg pls exfoliate I am begging you.
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Black and brown gunk and sludge all in the corners y’all can have it.
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Me in the work bathroom hitting my vape.
You hired me to get things done – I hope I'm making you proud.
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You was in the queue like everybody else.
just met beyonce im never goin to fail.
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The tea is he paid them probably like 75k to do this their joint slay.
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His momma called him and said they knockin at the door what do I do and he said HOLD ONNNN.
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The spirit of Tamera was calling me during this scene whew.
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Spaghetti is America has a problem’s older madder cousin on her daddy’s side.
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I don't know what type of existential crisis you are going through but it will get better I promise.
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She is so ridiculous the wig removal kills me every time
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Y’all 2-14 business days after going to that Halloween party
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Racists cant even provide a reason for being ignorant
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The way zayn constantly ate them up how embarrassing
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Explaining this to someone would be crazy.
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Will never forgive Charli XCX for putting Jay Park on unlock it literally ruined the whole song it pisses me off everytime.
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The email being from two days ago like you really didn’t give a damn I’m sis99)191&2&.
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The boy being SpongeBob.
Ariana Grande says her new track “The Boy Is Mine” is a re-imagined version of Brandy & Monica’s track of the same title.
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Nobody:. The plastic bag in Katy Perry's firework song:.
This wind ain’t a joke wtf.
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First girl look like she order a number 10 with the peach lemonade mix all flats because they gave her drumsticks last time lemon pepper extra wet extra crispy.
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And Bush refused to vote for Trump. So if that tells you ANYTHING, you should be quiet
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This is for the loser side of twitter.
The 2023 meme calendar has dropped
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Not my Sunday ruined already.
Megan Thee Stallion & Kylie Jenner were together on Instagram Live. Tory Lanez, too.
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@5ofpentaclesrev To each their own but the way people are acting as if what she made was mind boggling when it was just order of operations is crazy. This is a standard meal at brunch in any state.
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Not the creator of mass incarceration 😂😂🤣🤣.
Enough.
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DO NOT… I repeat. DO NOT EAT THESE!!! I have been fighting for my life in the bathroom since 10am this morning. Toilet seat begging and pleading for the sweet release of death the whole time… they are not worth losing your soul
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She said she needed 3 days to gather information just to tweet “I ain’t black but I’m with you”.
i was trying to gather as much information as possible. i didn’t want to use my platform to spread false info or lies. these other political leaders cannot relate.
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Its 3:10 AM shes LATE and I'm h*rny so bring the strap miss resident evil.
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Republicans were like "u cant legalize gay marriage" obama was like "bitch where" They were like "before u leave" he was like "bitch WHERE".
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