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You are a horrible horrible human being. Your brother bought a girl a phone that she didn't ask for and just because she refused to sleep with him because of that - you made a false report that she stole the phone. You are a whole female lawyer using cops to terrorize a woman!
Jalango please spend the time you have left on that seat making sure everything is in order. Finances. We will audit your CDF. Your projects need to be completed and show the value that has been expensed.
One way or another this will be your only term as MP.
#RutoMustGo
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I find it sad when younger women think that older women telling them to have their own money & not just agree to be housewives (even with wealthy husbands) is the older women being bitter about their life choices. They are giving you advice so that you don't make bad mistakes.
When they were stealing - they didn't think about the country & how they were messing up Kenya for many generations to come.
But us when we want to keep them accountable & demand for our money back - they start saying we need to think about the country.
You brought us here.
The thing is that yes the taxes are high but so are the services they get. They have a great social security system that takes care of everyone including those who are unemployed and those who have retired. School is free. Healthcare works. Look at their infrastructure.
Issue I have is that we only want to save the brilliant kids. We never want to save the ones who didn't do well. Most of them sabotaged by a system that rewards students good at cramming or who pick up concepts easily. Until we care about those kids we will not move as a country
Is there a way we can contribute for these brilliant kids that passed their KCPE but are unable to join high school due to lack of fees? The system revolves around using one kid for some bonga point while the situation is still the same for thousands more. Can we contribute?
What scares me about the Boniface situation is how people are basically telling him if he minded his own business then the house thing wouldn't have happened. People have become roho ngumu that they don't see their apathy enables evil to thrive. Siding with the oppressor.
When you visit somebody you should always go with something - even if it is milk & bread. It doesn't matter who the person is - family, a friend or a potential partner. Some of you were not raised well & it shows. She was right. It is not her place to teach somebody these things.
We want to leave Kenya for short tourism or work trips abroad. Then come back home sweet home.
We don't want to be away from our families, friends & communities.
We want to live free in our own land. We want to be treated like first class citizens in our country.
#RutoMustGo
We MUST live in Kenya!
We MUST study in Kenya!
We MUST work in Kenya!
We MUST bear* our children in Kenya!
We MUST retire in Kenya!
We MUST holiday in Kenya!
KENYA MUST WORK FOR KENYANS
Anyone who is not abiding by this agenda can not LEAD US!
Hatuendi ng'ambo
#RutoMustGo
There is a way
@bobcollymore
really humanized Safaricom. Right now around Christmas, he would be doing something that would make people happy - I remember when he was hanging out in matatus and paying fares. He was a special one - so funny & people-focused. I miss his spirit.
One of my best friend's is permanently moving to Machakos today so we are helping them move 😭😭😭. They were caught up outside Nairobi during the lockdown at their house in Macha and they were like actually they can work from here. So many guys may move out of Nairobi kabisa.
I really wish
@Twitter
would crack down on hashtag hijackers. In Kenya you can't even check the trends that interest you because you will just find spammers who cannot be bothered to learn social media etiquette.
Women in Kenya could open a bank account but it wasn't until the 1990s that a woman could get a mortgage & even then it was resisted. Only a few women got it. Women who worked for the government weren't paid house allowance if they were married.
I hope people will check up on guys who became disabled during this protest. It is a big adjustment for them & their families.
It can be expensive. Long hospital stays. Physiotherapy & occupational therapy. Doctors visits. Drugs. Somebody has to be the carer.
#RutoMustGo
Let us not forget that Oscar Sudi has missed 86 parliamentary seatings.
Nothing has been done.
The Speaker Wetangula has said nothing and done nothing.
Why is he still an MP?
#RutoMustGo
and his people too.
I think a conversation we need to have is how deliberately single people show up and support their married friends and family and also for baby showers and babies as well. Yet they themselves are never shown the same support outside of like graduations or birthdays.
Imagine if a cop joked that he doesn't like women and so he would shoot 1 or 2 if he had the opportunity?
Imagine if your accountant joked that he stole money from your company?
Imagine if your child's teacher jokingly told you he changes grades & gives boys higher grades.
Deplatforming also means not following up on what he is or is not doing or what is happening to him.
He is dead to us. Don't mention him and give him relevance.
Let him fade into irrelevance. He who shall not be named will be a living ghost, a tormented spirit.
#RutoMustGo
He is pretending to listen. This is a strategy of distraction.
We need to remain bumper to bumper with this gava. They move - we move.
The minute we show that energy imeisha that is when things will start going back to the normal we fought against. Finya kabisa.
#RutoMustGo
Real question: it seems that the president is listening…yes?
So who is still abducting peeps in the streets? What’s the need for it if change is being made? The abductions and deaths only serve to strengthen the resolve and credibility of the movement. So what’s the point?
It always bothers me when people care more about tourists safety & dollars more than they care about locals safety & locals enjoying their country. So locals should starve and not be able to afford to live decently in their own country just so that tourists find a calm country?
I was talking to a friend who lives somewhere in Machakos. Their church opened its doors to people who became homeless because of the rains. They also offered to store people's things. This is the right and best Christian thing to do. The church is there to serve the community.
Tell that to the poor who work harder than anybody else but still can't catch a break. We have to be aware of privilege. People don't get wealthy just because of hard work.
I hope Wanja Kavengi will be able to get the help she needs for both her and her son. Also I hope people will not bully her for sharing her honest feelings about what has been happening. Acknowledging that there is a problem is the first step to healing.
You say it like it is a secret that has recently come to light. There has always been two sides to the CBD. It doesn't need a discussion because everybody knows.
Unless you came to this city recently and thought that this is something that happened the other day.
If you go to hot climates in Europe where people take a siesta (like Spain) when it is too hot you would say that it is a progressive country. It is too hot to work the whole day. But let people slow down in Mombasa which is also very hot & you will be like Coastarians are lazy.
Side eye to the opposition who said nothing about these other bills and would have let them pass if we hadn't found out for ourselves what they contained.
#RutoMustGo
We need an Obare for Twitter who can just summarize for us the highlights of the tea of the day. Because some of us can no longer do detective work of combing the TL to find out the origin of a story and then reading other tweeps' tweets to get the rest of the story.
"A ramp isn’t just slanted cement, it is a statement of equality, that all people are given a fair chance at business, employment, leisure and most importantly…To participate in life."
@brian_waihenya
If the feminist agenda is for women to not die in childbirth, and for them not to experience unnecessary complications and for them to have a dignified healthcare experience with doctors who are compassionate and who also like women - yes this is what we are all about. Period!
It is pissing me off that the men are like "let's focus on the real issues". I have seen three tweets to that effect so far.
Did you know that sexual assault, rape & harrassment are real daily issues for all women?
It is our constant reality that we can be harmed at any time.
Lynn Ngugi has such a great platform and she has used it to do so much good. Her stories have impacted so many people and changed so many lives. Which is why I feel bad that her platform seems to be shifting to something I can't explain but see. Something religious but for views.
If there is one hill I am ready to die on it is that all Kenyan children deserve to have an education and a quality education at that. Let us just be honest and say the Ministry of Education has failed students, parents and the country as a whole.
Doctors don't even have to strike on the streets if they are worried about their safety. They can also stay home and do a silent protest.
The hospitals will still not have doctors. The government will still not win.
Kenya Police has issued a statement calling medics on strike a "public nuisance" and saying they will deal with demonstrations "firmly and decisively."
There is no shame in downgrading your lifestyle.
Too many people care about what other people will say so they are busy living lives financially that they can't sustain.
Get comfortable with telling people you can't do stuff because you are on a strict financial budget.
Finya those MPs kabisa.
They were going to pass multiple bills that would destroy the Kenyan economy and they didn't care because they thought we had no power to stop them.
Let them have anxiety and sleepless nights wondering what Kenyans will do to them.
#RutoMustGo
Stop platforming Ruto.
He knows what to do & refuses to do it. Another interview will not help.
You will taint your names and credibility by giving him a platform. Please learn from what people have done to Osama.
Nobody wants to hear what Ruto has to say.
#RutoMustGo
You are your mother's voice. As long as she has you - her story will be told. Her memories and her story will not be erased. Write her story. Let us see her through your eyes. I know you will do her justice.
My father
@NgugiWaThiongo_
physically abused my late mother – he would beat her up. Some of my earliest memories are me going to visit her at my grandmother’s where she would seek refuge. But with that said it is the silencing of who she was that gets me. Ok- I have said it.
Why does everything feel staged whenever the Prezzo is visiting a govt office? I know PR ni muhimu but also the team needs to stop trying so hard. Mara a boda guy filling in his taxes returns... A couple getting married... Is it real or is it fake? Are we in a reality show?
Do you see how easy it is for people to look away when people are being abused because they think the abuser is brilliant or talented or important?
This is how victims end up being silenced for years because the people who should protect them choose sides.
She got the Kikuyu Pro Level. A Kikuyu man who buys you chocolate and Guylian chocolate is on another level. Ati wine and chocolates not beer and nyama? Gal you have meet Kikuyu deluxe romance package 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If self help books help you become a better version of yourself in the areas you want to improve, please read them. I know people are like people who read self help books are red flags but to me anybody who makes fun of people trying to improve themselves is a red flag.
They tried to discredit
@bonifacemwangi
's work and now they are trying to do it with
@NjeriWaMigwi
's work.
Some people get very uncomfortable when certain people can mobilize the masses to do something - in terms of social justice.
Watch them. Note down who they are.
I don't know why people like to be mean for no reason. That lady selling chips under the bridge looked for an idea that would bring her income. Some of you guys really look down on people who do jobs you consider menial. Me I can't wait to see her business empire in 10 years.
I don't know why but something about Naomi having links to a Kenyan orphanage and her being a good friend of Epstein who was the head of a child sex trafficking ring does not sit right with me. Reminds me of that earlier conversation this week on the TL about Malindi.
Actually it is supposed to be that everyone who works for the government should fly KQ. A big part of the reason why KQ had/has financial issues is because government officials use other airlines instead of the national carrier. Our taxes are supporting other national carriers.
You don't decide for us what we should be outraged about btw.
Example - If we had a urologist joking how she would circumcise any uncircumcised patient she found unconscious because "real men" are circumcised - would it be funny?
Men would be rightly concerned.
STFU!!!
A Union leader and doctor was almost killed by excessive police force. Kenyans lament they pay NHIF and receive sub-standard services. Yet the focus is on what one Dr said on X? Kenyans why don’t you direct that anger to your leaders?
#postmedicainterns
#HSC
#JusticeForDavji
They need to find out what is making those Mukumu girls sick. My friend who has a daughter there has told me that they have been told there is a boarding mistress in ICU and another teacher who is sick. Her daughter now doesn't want to go back there next term. She is scared.
Are you listening to what Morara is saying?
Telling a defiler to tell his family to talk to the victim's family? Abusers need to go to prison not settling with families
Joking that the guy who stole his partner's money is the first person he knows to have eaten a woman's money.
What is clear is that men are allowed to divest from childcare (even dads) but women even those who are childfree by choice with good reasons are not allowed to ever divest from looking after children. Why is it that when community is mentioned it is only women who have a role?
Being childfree does NOT absorb you of responsibility for children. If you want to live where people are well-mannered, educated, safe, generous, with low crime, then you have to help care for kids. That can be through taxes or voting or being a fun aunt, but you have to help.
Why are you going to use a national ID card overseas?
It is not an international document. That is why you have a passport & if they need more you use an international driving permit (not the Kenyan one).
This agenda you want to push - please push without carrying us pumpkin.
Our National IDs are a shame. A year ago I sat at a Bank in Texas with the manager requiring two methods of identification - so I produced my Passport & the National ID. Then he was like, what's this? Where is the expiry date? He then rejected it preferring my Visa instead.
A lot of HR guys in Kenya would not get why this is wrong and why somebody would get fired for this. In many organizations HR just frustrate workers and always side with management instead of being balanced and a bridge between management and employees
I hope Elsa has the support she needs. I applaud her bravery for speaking out.
One thing I love about Elsa is that she has always been outspoken about what she wants.
People like Naomi Campbell thrive in a culture of silence. Finding ways to silence those who go against them.
Israel will think the world will be together with them on this but people from countries that have experienced oppression will side with Palestinians (except Christians whose common sense is lacking so they think God's "chosen people" should get away with murder & oppression).
BTW COTU is very quiet and they should be at the forefront of talking about how the workers are suffering under this government.
We really do need new leadership in COTU. Atwoli is just getting richer and globe-trotting winning awards while doing nothing for the workers.
Have you seen that Eastmatt video of a guy who I assume is a supervisor beating one of the lady cashier's? First of all he should be fired and charges levelled against him for assault. He should also be blacklisted so that he doesn't get another job.
The thing that we did not do successfully was to create a list of businesses for all these MPs and politicians that we should boycott.
We want to boycott their businesses so that if we are not prospering neither are they. We need a website actually.
#RutoMustGo
If you were raped or sodomized you would want justice. But what you would not want is people sharing the videos on social media to create awareness.
There is no justification for sharing those videos here. Some of you have become very desensitized to victims suffering & trauma.
I want to understand what the Kenya Navy does coz I don't know why we have disasters where people's bodies need to be retrieved from the water & the govt has to beg untrained volunteers to dive & retrieve bodies. A whole Kenya Navy can't lend its trained divers for such issues?
A lot of the men who are being abandoned now in their old age are the ones who used to go eat nyama choma on their own as they made their wives and family eat ugali and sukuma wiki.
When the children make it - their mothers keep going to visit them and stay there.
Even as an African living in Africa you have to code switch. You can't be going to see your relatives in shags and dress and talk the way you do in Nairobi. Even as you move on up you code switch when you change neighbours and jobs.
Stay fluid.
If we had a responsible government there would be people who would be fired today for letting children sleep in Uhuru Park or on the road. We cannot even begin to understand the trauma that those kids have gone through this one night in a cold, unfriendly, rainy Nairobi.
I feel pity for Shirleen. She is the fall guy for a master manipulator - she was manipulated btw. She did not plan this thing and she made the mistake (which people do) of going along with somebody else's plan without thinking of the consequences. But she will have to pay for it.
Kids are often the weakest link in wealthy families because they want to show off on social media. Na labda they don't know that your salary does not match your wealth. Unamulikwa by your children who were just trying to look cool to their friends. KRA wako hapo tu 👀👀👀
I will never ever feel bad when drunk drivers are sentenced for killing people because of their carelessness. I lost my dad in a road accident when I was 10. 3 children left without a father plus another family lost a daughter (my auntie was 18). Drunk driving has consequences.
Going forward any Christian I see going to Israel I will be judging you very harshly. There is no Godliness here - just wickedness. A fair God would deal with those people who treat others so badly. Do you know how evil you have to be to actually think of this & then execute it?
Footage shows the Israeli soldiers filling Palestinian homes with sewerage in retaliation for peaceful protests. This amused the Israeli soldiers greatly.
You get a later start in life than your age mates in developed countries & you can't catch up. While they are enjoying retirement, you can't retire because you haven't saved enough & govt refuses to release your pension. When they don't have jobs, they have unemployment benefits.
This country’s biggest crime is that it steals your youth from you. You don’t even realize how old you are as a 26/27 year old until you travel and realize that your agemates in proper countries started families 3 or 4 years ago. But you’re there at that age to start school.
Did you hear the bodaboda student saying he was put in jail for hours for talking about what Uasin Gishu county has done?
The parent who said they are being followed by rogue cops?
The girl who said she might be killed for speaking out?
They steal from you & then threaten you.
There is a tweep who last year talked about how Frank Njenga killed his (I think it was a he) mother with meds. The meds messed her mind and at the end she was just a shell of herself. That story of how she was over medicated has stayed with me. These stories need to be told.
Sometimes extrovert children become introverted because of bullying. They will stop talking a lot & spend a lot of time in their rooms burying themselves in books or games. If you notice this, please don't assume it is a normal thing. This happened to me.
People should keep booing all politicians until they see how unpopular they are and they realize people are fed up. In fact the best thing people could do would be to boycott their events.
Some of you like friendship Olympics too much. That is why you don't have real friends. You cancel people for the pettiest reasons. First of all why are you calling people at 3 AM for something that is not a real emergency? You & your insecurities are the real problem. Get help.
All that work & Kenya has nothing to show for it. There is no compassion to be given because we are worse off than before. Everything is broken. People are struggling to pay bills. If this is what their lack of sleep is giving us - let them sleep for 8 hours. Become clear headed.
I have empathy for the president. And quite frankly people around him. It’s a crazy job. And a tough one at that.
Advisors, cabinet, PS’s, CEO’s, civil service, and So many folks making do with less than 3 hours of sleep.
In this difficult time, these sacrifices go
The reason I support
@bonifacemwangi
is because I know I can't even do 1% of what he does.
This work is hard on the individual both mentally &physically. Also hard on their families. You never know if you will come back home safely. It is a dangerous yet courageous way to live.
You guys think you can do what Boni has done in his entire life for this country even if you were paid? Wallahi you wouldn’t even do half of those things even if they pay you to do it!
@MoraraKebasoSnr
I agree that the ones where the boy & girl are under age and close in age like 17 & 15 the law needs a review so that one party does not go to jail (if the relationship was consensual).
But that info did not come through in your video. The takeaway will be obvious.
I always wonder about those men who keep going on about how their wives are not their relatives so they will never put her first. I wonder at all if they really love their mothers at all. Because if they did they would have wanted their fathers to put their mother first.