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Blaximus Longwood

@CuddlerDuck

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Just a young black man making his way in the world.

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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@Amy_Siskind Evidence, evidence, evidence. Can we have a link to this alleged blog? I don't think so because it NEVER HAPPENED.
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@VeteranIrish "A fridge too far".
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@MPSBarnet Owner probably died of shock when they saw the prices at the cafe. Over 3 quid for a sandwich ! Wtf
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@DarthBegum @leicspolice Exactly, there press release was like throwing petrol onto a fire.
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@The__WeeFifer @edlonguk @MPSBarnet Rip off canteen prices are also of vital importance.
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
@Suffragent_ @thismorning @Schofe We need to hear from Gordon the gopher.
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@edlonguk @MPSBarnet Hope the dog is ok. Prices at the cafe are still outrageous though.
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
@BTPPaddington That's no deterrent at all.
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@The__WeeFifer @edlonguk @MPSBarnet I can be concerned about the dog but also highlight rip off prices as well. The two aren't mutually exclusive.
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
5 years
@ufobri I get caught up in the storylines.
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@virginmedia @CherylHoleQueen To corrupt namaste to namaslay is racist.
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
6 years
@16AirAssltBde Good clear communication from Perry. The lad has been punished enough by the world slagging his poor grouping.
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@The__WeeFifer @edlonguk @MPSBarnet What language are you speaking? Klingon?
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@JohnnyMercerUK I can only imagine what 3 Para mortars have accomplished in this area.
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
5 years
@bea_rmc Here's a whole periodic table.
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@GatwickPolice What happens when they use search dogs at Wimbledon?? Must be chaos !
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
6 years
@caitlinmoran @cindygallop When you are a black man and the world thinks all you have to offer is being well endowed and voracious in the bed. We have so much else to give!
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
4 years
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
@levarburton "studying while black."
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
6 years
@Xbox Almost worth having a backside like a broken fire hydrant. @tacobell
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
5 years
@BootstrapCook You look damn hot!
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@Altern8rv @MailOnline As a black man, I wouldn't want to be gifted a rank purely on my ethnicity. I would want to earn it based on competence or it benefits no one.
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@polscotrpu Legal perhaps, but it really does my nut in.
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Blaximus Longwood
6 years
@PolScotCollege @policescotland 96 victims of malnutrition in a few weeks- courtasy of the canteen.
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@policecommander As a black man I have little love for the police but we didn't see what happened before the clip. It might shed mitigation.
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@Stevesm86700980 @PcNeenaw Payed? The nautical past tense of pay meaning to use pitch as a seal to prevent leaks? Is that the job you suggest to get better paid ??
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Blaximus Longwood
4 years
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Blaximus Longwood
3 years
Interesting product names in IKEA today. I've seen a couple of those in my time. @MilitaryBanter @Gurkha_Brigade
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Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@AlysonSaidWhat @BenMFreeman There are gentiles who really do support Israel and Jews. They can be high profile like @COLRICHARDKEMP or everyday folk like myself.
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
5 years
@COLRICHARDKEMP There is no way that haircut could be within regs.
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Blaximus Longwood
5 years
@CopRookie In the old days he would have whacked them with the thick custody book. Instant model citizen after that.
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Blaximus Longwood
5 years
@SEAC_Defence I did that once but got in trouble for sleeping on stag.
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Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@Soozywoozy2014 @polscotrpu How fast is the cat going,?
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@bushido_mo I gladly took her shilling. We will never have another queen like her.
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
5 years
@MerPolChiefCon @sandrapluto59 @BluelightInfo I'm genuinely blown away that Andy Cooke reached out. Perhaps things are changing for the better.
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
@PatsyeStevenson Sorry, can't agree with you on this one......and I'm a black man !
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@Sendwoods Gotta protect yourself from government tyranny.
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@ScotRail Guidance not legal requirement then ? No one was wearing a mask on the train this morning.
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
@ZaraDuRose He was probably a fan.
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Blaximus Longwood
5 years
@COLRICHARDKEMP Have you seen the area she represents in Glasgow? It looks worse than Afgan. She ignores the real needs of the people.
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
3 years
@GuidedogMilo @wagamama_uk You have lost me as a customer @wagamama_uk because of your discrimination.
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Blaximus Longwood
5 years
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Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@LethalityJane @rico56st Agreed , I thought they would have a dance off or some kind of rap battle.
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
6 years
@bigphilcampion @DavidWilletts3 The only thing shocking about that clip was the grouping. Should be keyholing at that range.
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@SurreyRoadCops Great result and probably lives saved. Rat life 4 life.
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Blaximus Longwood
3 years
@jonsiva_ I can't believe someone actually signed off on this
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@CakeLegislator True. I'm black and I've suffered at the hands of a few racist cops. It doesn't mean that all cops are racist, just a few.
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Blaximus Longwood
5 years
@COLRICHARDKEMP You don't mess with the Israelis.
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@ScotPolAuth @PoliceScotland I hope @NorthantsChief applies ! Scotland is still suffering the after effects of House.
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@leicspolice @DCCLeicsPolice The Hindu Community Cohesion Group have been monitoring tensions and gathering intelligence further north to help prevent more incidents. The Hindu community wants peace and order.
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@BBCScotlandNews If they see this in Africa they will hold a rock concert to send aid to east Renfrewshire.
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Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@cantmiddleton A Fridge too Far
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Blaximus Longwood
5 years
@polscotrpu 10/10 for effort.
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Blaximus Longwood
5 years
@LaylaMoran I like you even though I've never voted lib dem. I hope you win.
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Blaximus Longwood
3 years
@BulbUK Got an email saying my bill will double !!! This is outrageous.
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@dgill1973 @leicspolice Because they have abandoned the Hindu population.
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
@ForcesNews Can you remind us , what was the name of that dog ?
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@rajanbasra This is why counter radicalisation work is so important.
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@TheParachuteReg @2PARA_HQ @3PARA @4PARAREG @16AirAssltBCT @PRA_Airborne On a positive note , the girl did comment that the lads had more stamina than the royal marine commandos she had been with in the past.
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
@PSOSGreaterGlas I see loads in the city center being used every day and the cops do nothing.
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
@missjezebeth It's the fabled black mamba strap on !
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@VeteranIrish Using NATO phonetic , say again, rgr
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Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@ColMaclachlan22 I preferred you on the DS team. I'd really like to see you and @bigphilcampion on the DS team @Channel4
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Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@chadloder Smoking is bad for you doe.
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
@itsjuststephfox Were you a west pointer?
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
@dnalerinrehtron I'm a lesbian with a penis and have just as much right to go into a lesbian bar as any other lesbian.
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Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@Apri1nParis Another black man executed by the police.
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
@NormanBrennan Police are taking no action and he has been offered several sponsorship deals.
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
@westmidspolfed Say you are camping in the Highlands without a mobile. It works every time.
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@bushido_mo @CopVulcan @ItsWeary @tortillauk I won't be going back there either.
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@rbisrb I hope that baby turns out to be black.
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@AnotherTweetCop Given that some nicknames can be a little cruel perhaps not. One cop had large teeth and short arms so her nickname was "crocodile". I'm black and reversed a motor into a wall. I became "Count Blacula" because I saw nothing in the mirror.
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Blaximus Longwood
6 years
@BritishArmy I never knew Borat passed P coy.
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Blaximus Longwood
6 years
@BLMedieval @britishlibrary @petetoth Always good to keep your receipt just in case HMRC mess it up.
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
@PSOSRoads @COPFS It warms my heart to see them get hammered.
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
@ReasonableCop The old salts should be listened too as their experience was hard won. She should be called out as it's the job not a fashion parade.
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@ThistlePc Always start your shift by saying "I hope it's a quiet one!"
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@16AirAssltBCT @BritishArmy Can it be trusted around redheads?
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Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@johnmsweeney Wait.......there isn't a Santa? Wtf !
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Blaximus Longwood
6 years
@lucialovexxx Well worth it !
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
@Commando_Ops @LeupoldOptics @AccuracyLtd @GBShooting @UKinDenmark @NATO_SOF 21st !!!! Who was the sniper team? Stevie Wonder with Ray Charles as the spotter? Sounds like they were enjoying the apres shoot a bit too much.
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@CuddlerDuck
Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@COLRICHARDKEMP Excellent work by Israel.
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@PolScotCollege Impressed by the probationer in the back row keeping fit by lifting his two colleagues for a couple of reps.
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
@ScotsPolFed Big mistake getting rid of compol. You will lose a huge amount of community knowledge and pro active policing.
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
@MrT You too are a veteran. Thank you for your service and being such a role model during our childhoods.
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1 year
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Blaximus Longwood
2 years
@Cobratate May Allah protect the top G and grant him paradise
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Blaximus Longwood
1 year
@itsjuststephfox Love dat camel toe.
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Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@mrchrisjohn @policescotland This is what happens when you lose the old school sergeants on the shifts.
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Blaximus Longwood
4 years
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Blaximus Longwood
4 years
@NormanBrennan Stoned to death? Is this the middle ages?
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Blaximus Longwood
5 years
@crimlawuk Institutional racism.
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