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Author & adjudicator of the ONLY official Cakes (Offences) Act for our emergency services. 🚓🚑🚒 🍩 Insta: CakeLegislator 🍩 DMs Welcome
England, United Kingdom
Joined October 2018
From a vid I won’t repost🤬.PC EA665. I have a message for you:. You’re a hero 🦸🏿♂️ we are proud to call you our family in blue! 💙Forget what small minded scum say, good for you, keep up the good work! #policefamily. Let’s get more likes than the original & prove scum won’t win!
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CAKE LEGISLATION EXEMPTION. Any officers deployed in any way to any of the #ExctinctionRebellion protests, will be pardoned for ANY offences under Please RT & show support to all those tired Officers on cancelled days off & 12 hour shifts in this heat!
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Can I have your opinions on how big this Cake fine should be!! 😆. The UK’s highest ranking officer, Cressida Dick, dropping the ‘Q’ bomb on national TV!! 🤦🏻@metpoliceuk. 🧁🍩🧁🍩🧁🍩🧁🍩🧁🍩🧁🍩
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To the brave firearms officers choosing to not carry! . Livelihood risk isn’t worth it! . The majority of the public support your decision… I support your choice. As does every single person who likes this post!
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Who else finds it terrible that police officers aren’t routinely tested for #COVID19 ??. NHS ✅.Ambulance ✅.Private care ✅.End of term students ✅. Police ❌. Frontline Police, coming into physical contact with people every day through work should be offered routine resting. ?.
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Thanks @LeeLouPhotos for making me aware of this classic Section 2 Cake offence. 🍩🧁🍩🧁🍩🧁🍩🧁🍩. Awkward bit of Van vs Tram #Cakes
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Rare personal Tweet: 12 years ago exactly tonight, I was homeless, attempting to sleep on a park bench. I was 16. It still hurts after all this time. #MentalHealthMatters . But you don’t have to let your past define your future!.
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PC Laura Jew lost her two year battle with cancer last week. Laura was 34 years old and mum to three young children - Please take a look, share and donate if you can… 💙
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Cheshire Police doing us proud with what can only be described as a flood of Cake Fines. Statutory defence of a TPAC job doesn’t apply in this case…. Well…. just because…. LOOK AT IT 😂😂 #letmehaveago #MarioKart
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If anyone needs an example on how to do a retirement cake! Look no further! 😍.
Last night colleagues celebrated PC Conrad Chaffey’s retirement. His cake was something else & was made by a former @SussexSpecials who now has her own cake business 👍🏻😎 #Retirement #Cakes #ThankYouForYourService
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Look at this early April Fool from NPAS. 🙄. Any experienced police officer knows that NPAS can’t fly in the rain and wind. 💨 🌧️ 🫣.
If you think it’s windy down there, spare a thought for us up here in our flying washing machine! #StormGerrit 🤢🤢
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I need to follow some more of our good Police Officer and Members of the Green Army 🚑. Any suggestions? Also anyone who RT’s this or likes this gets a follow too… #sharethelove.
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Let’s determine the level of Cake Fine of two Police motorcyclists crashing into each other? 🏍️💥🏍️ 🧁. Opinions?
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One for @UKCopHumour. Can someone explain why a Police station has NO forks or spoons, but SIX, yes SIX wine bottle openers!! 🍷 🍴🥄
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Are you joking?!? A vigil for a cow. yet PCSO Julia James was murdered and no one cared! 💙. This sums up our society and it’s priorities.
A vigil is going to be held in #Wokingham tomorrow evening (20 May) after a cow had to be put down after being struck by a police car. More here:
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If anyone can share me PC Wilson’s home station (private DM ONLY) I’ll ensure she receives a Cake Award and Doughnut Pin for not bursting into laughter at this absurd nonsense #thefisharetoohot.
Dear @MetPoliceEvents can PC Wilson be commended for her professionalism for keeping a straight face during this clip. Thanks.
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Special Case Hearing- CAKES. Being outsmarted by a K-9 🐕 and letting it back out. and a special bone 🦴 for the PD as well! 🧁🧁🧁.
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I’ve had a chat with HM and between us we have made a Royal Exemption and say the officers (especially the back to front custodian) is pardoned. 👑 #greatwork #nocakes.
Protesters are carried away by police after interrupting the start of Trooping the Colour. #PlatinumJubilee latest: 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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The jobs fooked…. All those being called in, days off cancelled, shifts extended. Stay safe, get home at the end of the shift after holding firm the disappearing thin blue line.
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Remind me: .What proper* training do Police get in dealing with:.- Out of control dogs.- Mental Health. Ah wait, none (in the main)! So why when they’re the agency that end up attending does everyone lose their mind when they improvise? . *recognised & accredited. #thinblueline.
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Nice to see @sussex_police keeping the Cake industry going. 🧁🧁.
“Hi UKCH, could you please post this. Our Sergeant got the 4X4 stuck in the sand and they had to dig for hours to get him out. He thinks we dont know about it, could you post so that he knows to buy cakes!” #CakeFine
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Section 12(2)(b) - But a whole new level of ‘leaving something on a roof’ offence here by @metpoliceuk!. I’m guessing it was shut for hours whilst they found out what colour crayon to use on the paperwork 🖍 . 🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁.
The A13 in Canning Town has been closed for several hours after ammunition accidentally left on the roof of a Met Police car fell onto the eastbound carriageway #CapitalReports
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It’s amazing how people have no clue of the reality of Policing! A thread🧵 . Here are some common comments that are made vs the reality of why! . If you’re a keyboard warrior, this may enlighten you somewhat.
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Tomorrow starts the Xmas countdown! . If you’d like to Win a @CakeLegislator Badge 🍩 I’ll be sending out 10 in the lead up to Xmas. All you need to do to be in with a chance of winning:. - Like and RT this Tweet.- Be following @CakeLegislator .- Reply with your favourite Cake!
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Watching tonight’s @BBC_TopGear and I’m happy to say @SurreyPolice @SurreyRoadCops owe cakes! 🧁. 🚓 🚑 🚒 . How could you let Ambulance catch the Stig and you could not!!! 🚙💨. Congratulations to @NWAmbulance for winning the competition! You also owe cakes! 🧁🍩🧁
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From TikTok (not my vid) but these officers once they make a speedy recovery will be subject to a Section 2 Cake Offence -
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Do you ever think that sometimes the ‘job’ just isn’t worth it? . In that vain, I’m having some down time and stepping away from Twitter and Policing for a bit. Stay safe everyone, use the legislation, and if in doubt use Section 15 😊🧁. 🧁
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One abusive wife doesn’t make all wives abusive. One bad officer doesn’t make all officers bad. One bad man doesn’t make all men bad! . Yes there are bad people in our society. Don’t tar all their ‘kind’ with the same brush! We are not the same! . @CakeLegislator out.
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Absolutely catastrophic news across the U.K as @McDonaldsUK make this unprecedented decision. Firearms colleagues are said to be distraught. 🖍 ☹️ 💔
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I wonder who will be the first to fall foul of Section 25(1)(e) this year? 🎅🏼🎄
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That’s it. I’m off for a bit. The anti-police, anti-men and general hatred is too much. One black rapist doesn’t make all black men rapists. One woman paedophile doesn’t make all women paedophiles. One sexually deviant homosexual doesn’t make all homosexuals deviants. 1/2.
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Wow this is awkward 😂 and definitely a cake fine 🧁.
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My thoughts with our family in green today after the loss of one of their own in a tragic collision. And wishing the other two crew a speedy recovery 💚. @SECAmbulance we stand with you.
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Cakes for the officer who got too close to a land shark, although you might need to carry the cakes back to the station using your other arm! 🐕 🧁🧁.
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It’s here!!! . The official Ambulance Cakes (Offences) Act 2019! 🚑🍩. For all members of the Green Army, that patch us up, care for us and do an amazing job in difficult conditions; we thank you!! 🍰🧁. . RT and spread the word!!
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ARE YOU STUPID!!!! Q word!!! Section 25(1)(a). Just light the touch paper and run! 🔥 . 🧁🍩🧁🍩.
Its quiet out here, such an eerie New Years Eve shift but it seems London is heeding the advice to stay at home. #GoodBye2020 #NewYearsEve
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This is a perfect example, on how to pay a Cake Fine, courtesy of a officer down south! . Offence involved keeping hold of keys…. 🔑
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This exemption is still in force!!! 👍🏻.
CAKE LEGISLATION EXEMPTION. Any officers deployed in any way to any of the #ExctinctionRebellion protests, will be pardoned for ANY offences under Please RT & show support to all those tired Officers on cancelled days off & 12 hour shifts in this heat!
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Thoughts with @Chicago_Police with their tragic loss, and prayer with the second officer who is fighting for his life! . Your pain is felt by law enforcement across the globe 😢
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Section 2(1)(D) - The Cake Offences Act covers most things… 🍩🧁🍩🧁🍩.
However it seems one of our colleagues has aspirations of joining the underwater search team 🤦
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5 years ago in September the Cake Offences Act of 2018 was born at Do you still use it?. It would be nice to hit 10,000 followers before five year anniversary! 👋🏼💙 Thanks to all that have supported me this far!
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So I cannot confirm or deny I, yes me the @CakeLegislator paid a triple fine tonight. 1) Passed a course. 2) Accidentally kept fuel pump key. 3) Birthday Cakes. #Guilty 🙋🏻♂️.
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TVP confirm minor injuries … so now we can talk about Cakes. A rare occasion two acts are used. 🚑🚓.Police COA 2018 AND Ambulance COA 2019. A nice load of fresh cream cakes will do just fine! 🍰🧁.
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So I’ve decided that once I reach 10k followers, i’m going to give away a limited number of ‘Cake Award’ pins. (Similar to pic below). Please follow (if not already) and RT, because in due course I’ll need help with nominations of those that deserve a #CakeAward. 👍🏻✅🧁
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Sorry @Brick_Cop but knowing such obscure FIRE legislation for a cop becomes a Sectipn 27(1) Cake Offences Act fine. 🍰🍰.
Last night whilst doing some online learning, I discovered something that blew my mind… 🤯 . The Fire Service have not one, but *two* powers to enter a premises to *wait for it*…. Save Plants 🌱🪴😅👀. S11 and 58 of the Fire and Rescue Services Act 2004! 🤷🏼♂️. #FridayFact 🚒 🌱🚨
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So I’m done with this heat now 🥵 . Going to fire up the computer and change the setting to rain for a bit 🌧 . Who’s in agreement?.
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After a much needed break for my mental health, I’m back. Thankyou to everyone for the lovely messages. 💙💚🤎. Now let’s see the Cakes (fines or otherwise) that you’ve been enjoying whilst I’ve been away. Start how we mean to go on… 🧁🍰. #PositiveEnergy #MentalHealthMatters.
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Lots and lots of comments about Cakes owed re this footage. 🧁🍩. With IMMEDIATE effect. the SEG whilst on official duties are exempt from Section 21 of the #CakeOffencesAct. ALL offences before this ruling are void!! . In this heat, in all that gear. 🥵 great work! 👍🏻.
Protesters form a human chain to try and stop @BorisJohnson's arrival at Buckingham Palace to meet the Queen and transfer power. Follow events live here: .
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I’m sorry to say, but @BorisJohnson this is a definite cake fine!!. Uniform standards and all that! #Cakes . 🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁🧁
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Sad profile pic today, as we remember the tragic events of 14 years ago. and the 52 people that tragically lost their lives. #LondonBombings 7/7
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After a lot of thought, I’ve decided to say goodbye to @CakeLegislator. It’s been nearly 6 years of fun but I think it’s time to stop. Cancel culture means Cake Fines are seen as bullying and therefore not enforceable anymore. Thanks everyone for the support 👍🏻🍩 CL.
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Sorry to break it to you @PCHarryRance. Section 20(2)(b) which you are guilty of is an aggravated offence. 🧁🍰. Under Appendix A doughnuts wouldn’t cover it and it should be cream cakes!🍩. Therefore the fine is NOT paid! ❌. Below the legislation.
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Controversial Tweet: TPAC Police cars should all have bull bars. Thoughts? 💭 🚔
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In my role as @CakeLegislator I am not an officer therefore the act does not apply. however in the integrity of the act I shall bake cakes for HRH The Queen next time I see her. 🧁 #answertothetop #leadbyexample.
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7 and finally). If you’re not just a jumped up keyboard warrior, contact your local force and go on a ‘ride-along.’ See how completely f**ked they are, meet the heroic officers that day in, day out give everything just to hold the system together. THEN you MAY understand. ^CL.
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Now, whilst @heartradiouk have ‘switched on Christmas’ remember to allow an Xmas song to be played in a Police Vehicle 🚓 before 1st of December is a Cake fine - 🍰 . Section 25(1)(e) - Ambulance do not have the same rules 🚑
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Wow 😯🧁. After consultation with HM, we have determined that the driver of the SEG Range Rover (unmarked) has been found guilty of an aggravated Section 2 offence of the highest magnitude!. A large HGV full of @krispykremeUK will account for half of the fine. ! 🧁.
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I’ll put it how NPAS can’t. Quit moaning! They’re doing their job!! 🚁.
Following several recent enquiries/complaints about our noise…. Attached is some information, which may help clear a few things up. Feel free to share on whatever social media platform you wish 👍
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That’s Cakes… the guidance was clear online 😂.
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Absolutely! Section 2(1)(d) 😂🧁.
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Cakes…. However after the Police have been forced to remove ‘run lock’ due to environmental issues, it was only a matter of time. One button press and vehicle was safe… nah, let’s make it harder for the officer!! 🫨.
🚨 WATCH 🚨 Shocking footage from Kirkholt, Rochdale! . A police car was stolen and driven dangerously after an officer had to leave the vehicle to detain a suspect following a high-speed chase. @GMPRochdale stated, "We're aware of the video being shared online. This happened
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This everybody is the best example on how to pay a Cake Fine! 🍰🧁.
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RULING: These EGT Officers are pardoned of any cake fines as a result of this ignorant humans Tweet under the Also @JuliaHB1, I called @Specsavers and they said they have an appointment tomorrow at 2pm and they’ve pencilled it in for you.
At the start of today's #FreedomMarch these two @metpoliceuk officers were filming us on the Reform TV bus. It looks like they've covered up their police badge numbers with the orange epaulettes. I can't see a number on them. Why? All officers are required to show their badge ID.
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Didn’t you boast about how you’d find her if she was in the river? But you didn’t. Your not involved anymore so do everyone a favour and pipe down! . This is about her family’s tragic loss, not your pathetic self promotion. #NOTaCakeRelatedTweetbutEnoughisEnough.
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This morning i’m intending to follow a load more people. including any new followers. ! . If you need Cake Legislation (Which for ALL officers is a must👮🏻♂️👮🏾♀️👮🏿♂️👮🏼♀️) give us a follow and a RT!! 🍰🧁🍩
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Thoughts with our family in @metpoliceuk at the moment. The ripples are felt far and wide. 💙
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How are you doing today? . I saw this video. and it touched me. 💔. Please watch! . Again I ask. How are you doing? . My DM is always open for anyone especially men! No judgement ever. #imalright #mentalhealth 1/2
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For everyone who things this is Cakes for @PCKATIE please RT. ♻️. For everyone who things this is Cakes for the vehicle she tried to pull over please like ❤️.
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How can @BBCNews and @BBCBreaking speak on the matter of Cake without speaking to the expert… i.e ME! . The is the leading legislative guidance on the matter! 🍩🧁
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Hi Tash. I’m wondering if you’re actually a real Police Officer? 👮🏿♀️. I know you’re new, but surely you’re aware of the most important legislation of them all. . Happy reading. 😜🧁.
I really thought cake fines were a myth 🤔.
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Just would like to say say that all @PoliceChiefs should take the lead from @NorthantsChief Nick Adderley for his presence online and his ability to say it how it is. Not quite good enough to exempt him from Cake Fines under the though! 😜🍩🍰.
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The first known Section 25(1)(e) Offence of 2021!! Guilty to play ANY Xmas song within a Police vehicle, before 1st December, or allow a Xmas song to play in a Police vehicle without changing the channel!.
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Due to continual lack of Knowledge of the Section 28 has been introduced. 🧁🧁🧁🧁
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I’m dedicating my #ValentinesDay to the fallen members of the #ThinBlueLine 💙. @Police_Memorial #LestWeForget
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I hope these keyboard warriors that slag the Police off 24/7 never have the audacity to call us… don’t like it, don’t use the service. I’m sure at 3 o’clock when people with balaclavas are threatening you with a knife you will think differently about wanting Police.
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Here are the normal officers. 🙂😃🙂😐🙂😀😐😄.😀😀😐🙂🙂😀😃😐. Below we have the increased officers. As you can see they cover far more area. 🥺. 🙂 🤒 😟. 😕 🙁 🥺 😩 😨. 😧 😴 🤕. 😶 🙄 😲 . 🤧.
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I won’t give details on here, those that know, know, but to anyone involved today my thoughts and prayers are with you as you lay him to rest x. #ThinBlueLine
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The Section 2(1)(d) offence never gets old. and the thumbs up when he know he owes cakes 👍🏻🧁.
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Lovey aggravated Section 2 Offence here. - 🧁🧁🧁🧁.
Police car flips into lamp post as officers take 'evasive action' during 999 call
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All those out there who have lost their father, don’t know their father, or need a father. I, Cake Legisaltor, will be your father if you need it. DM is always open. I’ll give s**t advice but I’ll always be here. It’s an open offer. 👨👧👦. #FathersDay #fathersday2020 #bekind
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That’s Cakes. How did it end up on the floor Joe? 🍰.
Morning all. How’s your day going? First early and I’m off to a strong start. HGV has just gone straight over my job phone while dealing with a broken down vehicle. #StillSmilingHonest 🙈
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Cakes owed by the officer of @BodminPolice 😊🧁.
Can someone explain how this even happens? Luckily it was at the station 😂
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😂 Haha. The stall at the end as well made me chuckle! . Section 2 Offence plain and simple! -
I am just trying to get an idea as to what people think the cake fine should be for this? @CakeLegislator
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QUESTION: .If I was to produce some pin badges, of the #CakeOffence doughnuts, 🍩, would you be interested in a regular competition to find the best 1) Cake Offence and 2) Cake payment. ?. Would you want this, and would you wear it with pride? . HONEST REPLIES PLEASE 🍩🙂.
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Cakes all around 👍🏻🧁.
When your colleague says “I’ll drive onto the field,it’ll be fine . ”. but he was wrong . he was very wrong . thankfully @WYPHorses came riding to the rescue . in a tractor . 👌.Im sure it wouldn’t have happened if the driver was an ex-traffic officer . oh wait a minute . 🤣
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It’s becoming apparent a lot of people are still unaware of and the legislation obtained at the site! . Both our Green Army of Ambulance workers 🚑 and Police Officers 🚓 need to review this timely legislation!! . RT and like to spread the word! 🧁🍩
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As a member of the Police, we respectfully decline your offer. We couldn’t think of anything than those useless buffoons working alongside us. Perhaps you could ask the NHS?. @secretHT1
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1) ‘Got em on CCTV and Police hav dun nuffin’ . Sorry your Twitter blurry CCTV doesn’t give us the names and locations of suspects, as well as positive ID for court! It’s far more complicated and than that! Blame @CPSUK.
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Celebrating a birthday party tonight on Zoom! . Pissed as a fart. the Zoom call ends and I realise I’m just a pissed lonely alcoholic 😂🍻. Who’s with me? 🥃🍺🍻🍸.
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