Mike.
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you can pretty much do whatever you want until you run out of money. As an added bonus, if you're resourceful and good at working people, you can even keep doing whatever you want long after you run out of money.
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@Rich_Cooper She hedged her bets that if she came clean about sleeping with the dude she’d get a stack of papers so she tested the waters with “just a peck” to gauge his reaction. Homie should start making arrangements asap. Shelter funds, liquidate as much as possible, find a new place,.
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@hopperlife @Rich_Cooper The biggest thing men have over women is our ability to not care, even when we do. He’s more invested in the relationship than she is and it turns her off.
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@AlsikkanTV My point stands: the best thing you can do for your parents is separating them from their wealth and doing everything you can to give them a comfortable existence. You have to be the kindergarten teacher you’d want your kids to have.
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@KILLTOPARTY Dudes hate on women all the time but will rush to defend this guy abandoning his kids for some trim. Weak.
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@KILLTOPARTY Dudes can literally meet their beautiful mid today but are too scared to go out and say hi.
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@KILLTOPARTY She's the type of mid that'll get mad at you for having some side but stay because she loves you and is happy that you choose to come home to her everytime.
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Cold Email. Cold Calling. Cold DM. Cold Approach. Doesn’t matter, it’s all sales.
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Corporate ladders are a trap. You're smarter than them, don't fall for it.
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@Kurt_Steiner I imagine they have Tatooine-style vapor farms whereby they harvest Baja Blast.
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Love the twitter business community. Best social club on the planet.
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In case you need a reminder:. All you have to do is put the right offer in front of the right person.
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Super easy to triple your income when working sales. Start a lead gen agency and use your market knowledge. Your company’s competitors become YOUR clients.
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@MorlockP The only time I've ever been truly helped by a doctor is when she wrote me a script for tonsillitis meds that fixed me up in an hour and when she gave me head.
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How to get away with STEALING like Daft Punk. There’s really only 3 rules:.1. Don’t just copy and paste. 2. Sample from multiple sources. 3. Take it, break it, and make it better. Being useful is better than trying to be original.
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@yesterdaysprint "Just what use is to be made of the information is not explained." Is 1937 English for IYKYK.
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@TheCinesthetic I see your Sandra Bullock in Practical Magic (1998) and raise you Sandra Bullock in The Net (1995)
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Working long and hard guarantees one thing:. You’ll get older. Refined social skills get you ahead.
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The 7-figure difference between -ed and -ing:. The most intimidated, will earn the least. The most intimidating, will earn the most.
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@zinniaa_3 Yeah, it sucks. Time to learn how to meet women and network instead of feeling sorry for yourself.
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We used to have to post on a bunch of different forums to generate inbound. Now you just need to use Twitter. It’s easier than ever, people just got lazier.
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@normposter Man knows how quickly a fire can spread and get out of control. He just saved all their lives.
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The best networking tools, in no particular order:.- Cameras.- Cigarettes.- Lighters.
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@coltybrah guru dudes want to live forever hoping that they'll have the balls to actually live one day.
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@normposter I walked through blood and bones through the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother.
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@dimeford If more people started smoking this whole thing would have been sorted out by now. Nicotine and Coffee put a man on the moon, they can fix twitter too.
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@PunishedChudy He needs adventure, real adventure. He's simulating conflict with DnD and MtG. Go outside. Talk to people. Explore.
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@paleonormie Considering how wack most dudes are this would be a prime selling point for dads.
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Eastern European women are the best because I’ve never met one that’s shaped like a refrigerator.
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Ponzi schemes are built on the idea of “climbing the ladder.”. Start where you want to be, you’re not obligated to work your way up.
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@sandman353091 @BornLik23266 Posting a photo of your child to argue with strangers about race on the internet is bonkers.
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Underpaid at your sales job? . Use their software stack to start your leadgen agency for free.
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Imagine making 10k+ a month, buying super cars, buying rolexes, and still being afraid of saying hi to a woman. You don't have to imagine it, it's called money twitter.
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I love drama. Day to day is so boring. Provide an adventure and girls will thank you for it.
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Working long and hard hours doesn't guarantee success, dude. You're going to have to turn your brain on.
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