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🎶Robin spent the morning Hopping to find Mrs. Mole Knew that she was struggling to find The good that a mole could bring🎶
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@clickholebot 55 MOCHAS 55 VANILLA LATTES 55 EGG WHITE BITES 55 COLD BREWS 55 AVOCADO SPREADS 55 ICED CHAI 55 BAGELS 55 MISTOS and 100 CAKE POPS
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@tmtalksmovies Did she ever make the pasta.
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@ecto_fun 👏DO 👏 NOT 👏 FEED 👏 YOUR 👏 INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY 👏 INTO 👏 CHATGPT 👏
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@SarahSpain We found him!! Charlie thanks you so so much for sharing Sarah!
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@padigoodspeed @AlpacaAurelius You could be like her if your father in law owned Jet Blue too!!
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@MLB @nathanfielder Periodic reminder that Nathan has the best Personal Life section on Wikipedia.
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@kendallhosseini Who then hell uses contact photos? Lmao
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@sepinwall I love that you searched “sexy Grover” to find this
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@verymimi Greatest three year stretch in cinema history
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@PatMcAfeeShow @RapSheet Fuck that, he’s on video unmasked at pressers inside the facility
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@elenasuchkova @sopranime @capybaroness And his most famous film is notoriously anti-union (On The Waterfront).
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@caseyrosewrites This is the Disney content I’m after
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@ESPNNBA Bulls black with red pinstripes
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@JomboyMedia He has an endorsement with Body Armor
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@espn Big L for Bonilla
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@roopertpumpkin @evemmore She knows what she did
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@Gabewatch @fixyourheartsor That’s how Marty sounds now, terrible shame what over exposure to helium can due to a man
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@RespectfulMemes Technically they both came out as lesbians
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@MillyTamarez “Why does this Swab smell like chlorof…. “
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We found him!! Thank you everyone for sharing!!
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@pattonoswalt Ahahahahahaha
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@areecah Does the White House not have fact checkers (interns with Google)?
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@jonahweiner To be fair none of us realized he was gay until now.
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@FieldYates Raise your hand if you at least looked it up
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@jessicakaybdsm @gracecamille_ He has the strength of a man and a fetus. That’s pretty impressive
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If anyone could please please retweet this picture. We lost our dog Charlie within the past hour around 6 pm tonight. We’re near the corner of Berenice Ave and Damen near Martrys North Center in Chicago.
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@Z0me_1 @mascio29 @tchncllytru Unless you eat the Mona Lisa, that will never be forgotten
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@THR Why are all of thes live actions remakes so dark?
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@MattGoldich It’s the name of the 5th horse in the 6th race.
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@SharpFootball Basically a Planet Hollywood display, so low rent it’s not even funny.
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@hankgreen For people mentioning Douyin and saying it’s the same thing. Its not. China is well aware of the addictive qualities of TikTok and Douyin restricts the time and content Chinese kids can view. Theres also an emphasis on education on Douyin They know TikTok is trash for kids brains
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@Eric_Erins Here’s a secret: people don’t care when you leave, as long as your work is done.
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@vermont_morgan He’s PERFECT in this I’m ashamed to say
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@6figga_dilla Wish the Bisa Butler exhibit was still at the Art Insitute. My favorite tapestry from the whole exhibition
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@xmrogers @annehelen See I’ve only failed if I didn’t get it with in 6. What kind of weirdo expectations are these? Be kind to yourself!
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@Srirachachau At a screening of Synecdoche, New York, Charlie Kaufman was asked by a 15ish year old how he wrote scripts ending with “Because OBVIOUSLY no one uses outlines after school” and Charlie goes with a wry smile “Um I still use outlines”.
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@63nopersonality I don’t hear any boos
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@mindykaling It’s a bit in that she and other accounts deliberately make infuriating cooking videos bc negativity drives engagement
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@jlmiciak @MattGourley please get this to the big man
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@limitlessjest Is this real?
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@RiotFest You should scramble the lineup unannounced, so like have the Cure go on at 3, and the Smoking Popes headline, etc
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@mannyfidel Russia it is
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@AshGotThis I’m starting to believe this myself
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@taylormooresays That’s the Vatican
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@nytimes So as someone with a newborn I can definitively say, NO SHIT.
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@anthonybananaas @BobbyMarks42 @profitxai That on average these players are playing for 33% of what they’re worth.
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@aherman2006 He’s going to win TWICE for that goddamn episode
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@statmuse @NBAMuse24 Dude is even better after winning two straight MVPs, career highs in FG%, True Shooting, and assists.
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@coclair333 @jetski0 2000’s indie kids be like
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@BillSimmons Bears fans
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@watchagame @JuanitoKav @ScottHech @deray Also consensu of where? A state? A municipality? A country? All vastly different
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@mothfries This you?
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@royalpratt I mean he’s lost his bids for Chicago mayor, and IL govenor, may as well pull off the trifecta.
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@nytimes Her face when her court appointed lawyer told her the indictment.
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@omiester @FieldYates Nah, he’s the guy that steals the answers beforehand
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@SportsCenter @MattDoesFitness Who put this on, a chiropractor clinic?
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@wustdontmiss @wojespn Is that a Fortnite lined suit jacket?
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@4seasons1year @Videotapezzz They could start by tipping more than $4 on their $100 Instacart order
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@atdanwhite I’m pretty sure you sealed the deal with Tampa
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@wojespn Not bad
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@TomScibelli Nahhh, she did the right thing
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@EkwuemeImmanuel @nflrums Huh? It’s going to be quite nice for January
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@bigugly You’re thinking of Nirvana
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@AfriKing_Jisike @editti22 Also she didn’t want a paper trail…
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@svnofhearts I will NOT abide by this Michael Ginsberg erasure
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@PassPassRun Strong disagree about the inclusion of Ken here
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@TeleMusicNews Start listening to up and coming bands, there’s always insanely great artists and bands who are just starting. Tickets are a lot easier to come by for them
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@pj_iykyk @wojespn For backups per 36 is relevant
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@danozzi Can’t wait for the retelling of the George Foreman Grill, eat your heart out Fellini
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@MLBStats @Brewers @MikeVassallo13 All the more impressive considering they were under .500 as late as May 26th.
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@ProgPro They were NEVER talked about. Hell their 2019 reissues were released by Numero Group, who almost exclusively release forgotten and overlooked artists. Their rise from relative obscurity is legitimately on par with the likes of Nick Drake or Karen Dalton.
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@st3phascope They’re a Gen Z version of this couple
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@ChiFamilyBiking @ChicagoDOT Ugh, just dismount for the half a block. Stop “exposing” hardworking folks. My crew was blasted like this with faces and licensee plates on Twitter despite having the proper permits. Just stop.
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@JaymalGreen @SorenSpicknall The bus is at 83rd and Stony Island if anyone wants to take a picture with this legend.
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@malitzd My god that lineup
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@lindaholmes Man Gaga is such a gem, she handled that PERFECTLY with Liza
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@nodrectionhome It’s about finding market inefficiencies you loser
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@PatientType @RasslinWalrus @daveweigel This is absolutely not true. No one has lost a single scholarship because of a trans athlete.
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@madisontayt_ ?? It’s a really funny joke.
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@Reamkore
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John Mulaney John John Mulaney You’re my butterfly Sugar baby
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@FranziaMom Sky Blue Sky
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@KirkHerbstreit Thank you for speaking out, it’s incredible how many people think this type of abuse is ok
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@limitlessjest Hell yeah Caroline for setting boundaries
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