Catherine Bohart
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🇮🇪 🌈 Comedian - Tour: Again, With Feelings (linked) Podcast: @trustyhogs Comedy Special: Immaculate on @amazonprime
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🚨 I’m going on Tour! I’m taking my new show ‘Again, With Feelings’ across the UK & Ireland in 2024. I hope I’m coming to a city near you, do come and see me, won’t you? Pre-sale live today for those on my newsletter and officially on sale from tomorrow at 11am 🚨
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I’ve just discovered my girlfriend doesn’t pair her socks before she puts them in a drawer. She just puts them in there. Separately. How do I proceed from here?
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It's Pride month and all I've read is of homophobia and violence. So here's my pride
@sarahkcomedy
. She's tiny, needy, funny, loves dogs and hates getting up in the morning. She also makes a great mac n cheese. I love her. And I really don't care what you think.
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After two years of financial instability, going back to a job I had before comedy and temping, I’ve decided not to let a mean man ruin the utter excitement I feel at having a week to play so come to my WIP in Edinburgh from tomorrow? Yes, you have to pay because I’m worth it!
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How did this woman make me believe Santa was real?
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Here she is - full of mushrooms, goats cheese, chestnuts and spinach. What are you eating?
#JoinIn
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Queers of Twitter, we all need some joy. Please send pics of your girlfriends, boyfriends, loves, lovers, parents, pets, cute outfits. I want to see it all
#Pride
#PrideMonth2019
It's Pride month and all I've read is of homophobia and violence. So here's my pride
@sarahkcomedy
. She's tiny, needy, funny, loves dogs and hates getting up in the morning. She also makes a great mac n cheese. I love her. And I really don't care what you think.
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This just broke me - people are good. Women are incredible. Thank you to all the Jos x
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If the franchise has taught us anything it’s that Hermione was ALWAYS right
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
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Apparently my show is for feminists and LGBT people and specifically not for men. So if you came to my show and thought you enjoyed it, you might be wrong....
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I put my Out of Office on for the first time in 2 years! Byeeeee
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Day 4 of my parents being here, we are playing Articulate and my mum has just given the clue “where Catherine’s second to last girlfriend was from” to my current girlfriend. Sweet family time.
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Being a lesbian is being assumed to be your girlfriend’s mother and she, your son, in every restaurant...
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Bit of happy news!
Mock The Week returns on Thursday 22nd. Comedians making their debut this series: Athena Kugblenu, Michael Odewale, Chris McCausland, Sukh Ojla, Thanyia Moore, Laura Lexx & Catherine Bohart.
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There’s a whole load of us who feel left behind and terrified to do the things we’re about to be “allowed to do” because we haven’t had a vaccine, right?
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🧵 It’s so fucking depressing that millionaires are selling out arenas shitting on trans people, immigrant populations or having already admitted they are actual sex pests AND then also calling themselves victims of any culture. I can’t imagine how this tweet would make any
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Before Covid and before Strictly had their first lesbian pairing, there was
@rachelparris
and I in the
#Pointless
studio...
@BBCOne
at 5.30pm today....
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I can’t tell you how much
@MrNishKumar
did to make young talent feel valid and included on this show. He made it a positive experience. If you want the measure of a good host, watch how much they laugh at other people’s jokes. What a generous, funny guy, pity about the hair.
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We all not gonna talk about how fit Malala’s husband is?
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Hello! If, like me, you have OCD (actual, diagnosed) and are finding the hyper focus on whether or not other people have washed their hands or touched you incredibly distressing - I hope you’re ok. Also, take heart, this is the cleanest they’ve ever been xx
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To put it into perspective how disorienting it is to be single, the last time I was Ellen was nice and Kristen Stewart was that straight vampire girl with all the gal pals
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You might recognise this vile tactic as the same one that aligned gay men with abuse too. Trans people are under attack and it’s devastating. 🏳️🌈
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Spent the day with a 5 year old who loves pokemon and when he asked (multiple times) who my favourite one was, I just named drag queens. He bought it.
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My mum just offered everyone a Christmas cockie…she meant cookie. The house went wild. 5 stars.
#JoinIn
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🇮🇪
Joe Biden says the Irish border must stay open
If you're baffled by complexities of Brexit & confused about the Irish backstop, here is
@CatherineBohart
& Frank the puppet, to explain.
#JoeBiden
#Ireland
#BrexitReality
#IrelandTalks
#BidenHarris
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Have a great day!
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17 years after most 17 year olds 🚘 Does anyone have a spare dad in London to help me buy a car?
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The curse of Canada continues for Catherine - didn’t get to do the show I came here for tonight because, I shit you not, the building set on fire.
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Don’t tell me then internet isn’t a wonderful place to make friends...Thanks gang!! Going to sit now.
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The cockroaches of comedy strike again!
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Off to Paris with my girlfriend, we’ve been dating for 5 months, feels a little late for a proposal 🤷♀️
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Me: I think I’ll have hash browns followed by a slice of Colin the Caterpillar for breakfast Also Me: Why don’t I feel well?
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Thinking about when I worked up the nerve to talk to a university counsellor about coming out. I didn’t realise the day it was while I sat in the waiting room. Walked in to a woman in her 50s with a large ash cross on her face and said “I’m worried about my exams”...for an hour.
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Two redheads on one team??!! Living my fantasy tonight on
@MockTheWeek
Show Day! Tune in to
#BBC2
at 2130hrs for another great episode. Dara and Hugh will be joined by
@AngelaBarnes
@CatherineBohart
@rhysjamesy
@michaelodewale
and
@EdGambleComedy
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Long Time Followers may wish to know that I finally passed my driving theory test after [redacted] attempts!
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I cannot bear the idea that people with Netflix specials think they are brave boys for cruelly mocking those the world is already harshest to. Trans people who cope, exist, laugh and continue right now are my definition of brave.
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Since
@RoastBattle
is back on
@ComedyCentralUK
tonight, here are the last jokes from the one I did with
@sarahkcomedy
- Can you actually believe we're still together?
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Just found out my girlfriend performed ‘She Will Be Loved’ by Maroon 5 at her Year 6 talent competition as a solo artist. The fact that she entered as Maroon 1 rather than Marooned is a tragedy.
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Alright at this point I assume I don’t have to tell you not to watch me sweating and nauseous, hating myself more by the second on
#HouseofGamee
so instead I’ll just tell you that
@richardosman
really is that charming in person. (Don’t watch at 6pm)
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Ran the slowest 10k ever but it was my first one all year so it counts! The good people of London broke with their usual severity and made eye contact! Happy Christmas - now pass the butter and chocolate
#joinin
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I have a comedy special out today on
@primevideouk
x
@sohotheatre
and I’m so so nervous no one will watch it so please do or hell, stick it on in the background while you vacuum, I don’t care! It’s called ‘Immaculate’ and if you like it please give it a good review on amazon?!
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In my heart of hearts I didn’t believe
@JamesAcaster
could possibly be as bad as he said he was...I have never been so happy to be wrong.
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Black people are fighting for the right to live. There’s a global health pandemic.
@jk_rowling
needs you to schedule in time to diminish trans people
#BlackLivesMatterUK
#BlackTransLivesMatter
#TransWomenareWomen
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difference but a) if you are a comedy lover who gives a shit, please seek out trans comics, they deserve an audience and b) if you’re watching the Gervais bullshit today and feeling like you don’t belong in comedy, or comedy clubs, I want you to know he doesn’t speak for us.
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My girlfriend is so posh that she just referred to herself as being “inside the lodge” at a Travelodge…
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I love doing
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“I don’t think that I’m the only one for my partner and I know she’s not the only one for me. That’s what makes choosing each other so important. I find it exciting to think that my girlfriend has options, but continues to choose me.” Romance by me
@StylistMagazine
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After each episode of
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, I would go into the dressing room and try to do a deal with myself to just not come last in the next one. Please don’t watch it.
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Every year
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, I lose my mind. I love it here but it’s also hard on the noggin SO this year, I’m going to treat my brain well. Every day, I’ll do something good for my mental health. I’ve got some ideas but please suggest some?
#mentalfringe
#sadclownsummer
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Every anxiety dream I had about comedy in lockdown has happened. Friday, forgot to go back on stage after an act (I was MC) and the tech had to save me, last night I did a 3 minute set up to my last punchline and then got it wrong. See me gig soon, I assume I’ll be butt naked.
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This was a lot of fun!!! I’m already sorry about my dessert choice...
🎂 EPISODE 32 OUT NOW 🎂
This week's guest is Catherine Bohart!
Listen, review, subscribe:
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This is your friendly neighbourhood nut job reminding you that if you need your meds this Christmas, now is a good time to make sure your prescription is filled!
#numbthehalls
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I’m on
@8Outof10Cats
tonight at 9pm on
@E4Tweets
, also I like to leave enough room for Jesus in group shots
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“Sex without her consent” is rape. Our industry is indebted to these brave women.
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On this, the last day of 2020, a pipe burst in my kitchen, simultaneously flooding it and stopping the heating working and honestly? It feels right.
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I’m at the gynaecologist. The words “What’s wrong with it? Is it jammed?”, has just been shouted from a clinic room…The waiting room is tense.
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My first comedy special!!! ‘Immaculate’ will be on
@primevideouk
on September 24th, I hope you like it!
BIG NEWS 👀 Series 2 of Soho Theatre Live on
@primevideouk
will come out 24 September with shows from
@CatherineBohart
,
@jordbrookes
,
@destheray
,
@ninaconti
,
@jessicafostekew
,
@JanineHarouni
,
@KieranCHodgson
,
@sarahkcomedy
,
@kaisamra
and
@sindhuvfunny
🔥
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NEWS! I am going on tour next year. Exciting! For early access to tix, please sign up to the mailing list on my website. There is a
@seetickets
presale to those people from 10am tomorrow with the remaining tickets going onsale on Thursday. I can't wait!
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Hahahahaha at least my livelihood isn’t dependent on people gathering...oh, wait...
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Ordered pillows, ticked job off list. The pillows arrived. They are toddler pillows. A third of the size of actual pillows. I will be attempting nothing else for the rest of the week.
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I’m on Live at the Apollo tonight on
@BBCTwo
at 9.45pm - mad! Thanks for everything
@ChambersMgt
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Woahhhhhh 🤯 my
@edfringe
run is now entirely sold out - thank you all so much! We are working on some extra dates but I’m so grateful to everyone who has bought a ticket despite the show title
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It’s probably for the best that I fancy women. Given how excited I am about all things gay, I’d be a really tiresome ally.
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I’m running an online weekend comedy festival...you can get tickets to a show or day or weekend passes. I think it’s going to be quite good so if you’d like to watch great comics kick around new ideas, please come along! Beats reruns x
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Don’t worry if you haven’t got your voting card in the post, ID will do and you can google your polling station! Enjoy the tiny rush of power that is voting 🗳
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If you’ve ever wondered what two comedians living together looks like: my house is just two women waiting for it to be their turn to speak.
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Hey
@HotelduVinbrand
we just arrived at your hotel in Exeter to find you’ve overbooked so don’t have a room for us, haven’t found us an alternative or offered us any contribution towards our travel on. I guess we will wander in to the night, I’m baffled.
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Took a week off work. Spent the first half creating personal drama and the second resolving it because you cannot make me rest!
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There should be a service for single arachnophobes to call. I’m a counter dweller now. I don’t even mind which one of us gets thrown out the window but this is untenable.
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On my way to open for
@jomcnally
@Vicar_Street
which means my “job” is getting paid to hype the best Irish comedian of a generation in my favourite comedy venue 🥳
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Agreed but no worries if not.
Can female creatives please remove the phrase "no worries if not" from their vocabularies please. About 90% of emails/DMs I get from female directors/writers include this phrase. A man has NEVER said this to me. Who taught us this? We must stop apologising for taking up space.
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I’m on
@davechannel
tonight for
@alandavies1
: As Yet Untitled at 10pm, I regret telling a story about my vagina.
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Haven’t seen my girlfriend in 3 weeks, really excited to have a huge row for hours because we’ve missed each other and then eat a cold dinner.
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I am so excited to shop for another dress!
Mock The Week – New Series, New Guests (And Some Familiar Faces)
@daraobriain
@MaisieAdam
@KaeKurd
@rhysjamesy
@lauralexx
@IvoGraham
@athenakugblenu
@eshaanakbar
@felicityward
@CatherineBohart
@DarrenHarriott
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So just to check in on the gifts we bought our families... We’re all unwrapping those and keeping them as our own tomorrow, yeah? Guys?
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@watsoncomedian
They saved me, financially, mentally! I feel so lucky that people tuned in from all over the world and saw comics on the same lineups that a club might never have taken a punt on!
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Seeing a timeline full of the angst, sorrow and tenacity of women in a time when it’s scary to go outside. Men, we can’t fix this without you
#SarahEverard
#SabinaNessa
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Ireland will have closed pubs during St. Patrick’s Day, the UK needs to wake up.
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To be fair, how else do you kill time between killing people?
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I couldn’t be happier to be in Ireland, specifically, this weekend 👑
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@adamrowecomedy
@MrNishKumar
I like to think you meant no harm here but the framing of this is terrible.
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Because we’re out of work clowns,
@sarahkcomedy
and I started a temp job doing data input and we’ve slipped into our natural roles of IT guy and boss pretty quickly...
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It was a pleasure to visit my two dads
@Haveawordpod
Give it a listen! Thanks for having me
@DanHasAPodcast
@adamrowecomedy
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