Captain Chaos
@CaptChaos19
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Slip a tenner in my back pocket and I am yours!
Joined September 2022
@PhilipProudfoot I love how some people are quite happy to put other peoples lives at risk but not their own.
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@smerkinkones @SisterWendy76 @maggiemellon @UnleashedComedy Oh my god! I see who wrote that cancellation notice by Leith Arches now!.Thick as mince .🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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@Brick_Cop @GeorgeNicolasUK @metpoliceuk Nicely put sarge. As an ex cop I hate it when police are criticised and there is no one speaking up for them. Unfortunately most people don't see what police have to deal with on a daily basis and how thin they are on the ground. That's the stats the Met should be putting out.
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@WeAreFairCop What the hell do they teach cops these days. I would never have made that statement if I didn't know the legislation around it or my police powers regarding the matter. Let's get policing back to basics, you know the prevention and detection of crime.
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@GBNEWS Wasn't nigel an MEP? I know who I would take notice of when EU fishing quotas are mentioned.
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@WeAreFairCop Yet when I used to wear my medal ribbons on my stab vest on armed forces day I was told they are not part of the daily uniform.
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@scamdamp @WallStreetSilv On the other hand I have seen my dog eat shit, rotting corpses of pigeons, pine cones, a mouse and a lizard!.
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@DalgetySusan I was just wondering if there has ever been an example where women have attended a trans meeting shouting, making threats, disrupting and costing the taxpayer money for extra policing ?.I'll wait.
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@Ryanair Wrap your head around the fact its a bus service and that you can get anywhere in Europe for £28! If you wanted Windows, recliners,leg room, champagne and smoked salmon you should have gone with Etiad first class.
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@LeCheileDND @DubTrans @WexfordPride @ailbhes @GCNmag @ireland_for_all @DCTU_tweets @SocialistLawIre Are brown shirts and Jack boots optional?.Asking for a friend.
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@LesleyAdam97490 @chloephillipsNW I love it when people shout " that's assault " when they haven't got a clue!.
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@JohnSimpsonNews @mch2010uk Kate Adie bless her! We used to have a saying in the army when things were going to ratshit. ' all we need is for Kate Adie to turn up'!🤣.
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@MeeshSnowDoes Cavity search? You really dont know anything about PACE 1984 and the limitations on a police search, do you?.
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@Sandford_Police Reminds me of the time a drunk hurled abuse at me when I was passing in a patrol car. I returned to speak to him about his behaviour, guess what?.Wanted on recall 😂.
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@KatyMontgomerie @JoeBangles11 Jesus Katy. We're you in such a rush to be offended on behalf of others that you failed to finish reading the article?.
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@____Foxtrot____ I remember being told that there is a time for an officer to swear as it gets the point across.
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@Vdweller @davidmcgeoch9 @DonFbpe @StarTrek Like what? I watch Star trek and nothing in the made up science fiction world has ever upset me!.
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@MannieMighty1 Oh I don't know. 42% of sexual offences commited by 5 % of the population. I'll let you guess which community represent the 5%.
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@FionaIsrael1 @BBCNews @MailOnline As a 'senior' employee her grammar, spelling and sentence construction is awful.
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@Tom_Norm @Glinner @oneshotmocha @sazmoyse @adeharper99 @JazzJobsworth @Sorelle_Arduino @HJoyceGender @AndyBurnhamGM It seems to me that he wants to keep misogynistic paedos like you out of women's spaces and from butchering children.
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@Bikery1966 Loving how all the bikers are trying to turn it round and blame police for not showing the whole offence. It was nothing to do with you,.
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@wood_bespoke @chaos6esu Common law states deadly force can be used to prevent immediate serious Injury/death of another person providing that force used is proportionate, necessary and justified.
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@misspaulalondon The police do not make the decision to bail suspects. That is down to CPS!.I can guarantee the investigating officer has applied for the suspects to be remanded as is standard in serious cases but CPS make the decision!.
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@Veeayvee1 @WingsScotland You know what? If he had just gone about his day without feeling the need to let everyone know and posting a creepy shot on a public forum in order to validate his operation then this too would have passed.
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@BadWritingTakes Will you be having one of them there book burnings? Will it be before or after Kristallnacht?.Asking for a friend.
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@2012Studies @visualsatire Ah! Now things become much clearer! An ongoing neighbour dispute. Just remember when the police speak to you both they are thinking " what a pair of knobs".
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@amy_sargeant_ But yet only real women need police protection when they hold a rally. Odd that!.
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@2GeminiSides Hey! I'm white and from the UK! I enjoyed seeing those white people getting a good kicking. Doesn't matter what colour you are, you don't have the right to beat on anyone like that just for doing his job.
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@FeministRoar As an excop I can just imagine the eye rolling , cheek biting and the internal 'for fucks sake' going on while listening to him banging on.
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@Freda_Wa11ace I would help but my police pay doesn't go very far and. oh wait! I don't give a toss.
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@suetthatsme People grieve differently! I served in Iraq, Afghanistan, N.Ireland, Bosnia and consider myself quite robust. But when my mum died my wife came home to find me jetwashing the drive in the freezing pouring rain wearing shorts and flip flops! .Everyone copes differently!.
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@2Cowabunga1 @GaryLineker The meaning of free speech and democracy just passed you by. Didn't it?.
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@WeAreFairCop Looking at the tweets on his page I think he is losing it! Someone needs to inform his chief.
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@sallyjoanne @chloephillipsNW He wasn't a police officer and yes, the minimum amount of forced can be used against someone refusing to leave when asked. It is up to a court to determine if the force used was reasonable!.
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@Glinner @The_StateMedia @TEDTalks When she states that Jack "approached her at the age of four and said". utter bollocks! At the age of four you are run ragged trying to stop them eating the dogs food and licking plug sockets. ( my experience.) God made a mistake my arse!!.
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@chuckmiddleton @RealHawkstone @JeremyClarkson I didn't realise you could pop in for a glass or two! I'll be there this week then.
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@WeAreFairCop That's what I thought! He's told them she has done no wrong but then goes on to tell them she may have offended someone and if she has she won't do it again,.
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@Cavakaggy @jk_rowling Some one tell him it's utter bollocks! I live in Spain and can see it quite clearly .
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@CMBClibraries Any truth in the rumour that you have a book burning planned? If so will it be before or after Kristalnacht?.
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@derverla @Larner_1 @Daley_thompson So you are saying they should be able to compete in women's competitions just so they can have a medal?.Incredible!.
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@GaysofUniversal @Alex1nWonderlnd @jk_rowling I love it when people say she is trying to stay relevant! .She has 900 million in the bank, one of the most popular franchises in the world, having films made based on her popular books et al. I'd say she's relevant.
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@SportingNest @WeAreFairCop @leicspolice Jeez! A 5 year old has entered the chat. Then again you may be in to that.
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@NorthArtistMgmt @jjwelles_ @benjaminjdwyer Is this the young man that would like to see JKR bathe with a toaster?.
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@BBCNews If driving at 20mph through residential areas could cause road rage I would suggestyou hand in your driving licence!.
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@EoghanLyng @Glinner Wow! Here was me and my mates shitting ourselves driving in vehicles with no armour down route Irish in Baghdad. We feel such frauds now.
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@ReadReceiptOnX @WeAreFairCop Lesbian nana! A credit to the force. Do you think her team mates call her that behind her back?😂 I would.
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@JuliaHB1 I'm in Spain where this time last year I recorded a temperature of 47 degrees while out on my motorcycle. Today it's a pitiful 37!.
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@Mimi_mouse15 @rl675 @PetronellaWyatt I do! Having lived in Nigeria for a while and seeing how the ladies put on their brightest most colourful , beautiful outfits for Sunday church, I see somene dressed the same in the UK and I think ' Nigerian'. What is wrong with that?.
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@JasonHall369 @GaryLineker Appeasing a few people on twitter doesn't qualify them as a politician.
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@LilahRPGtt This begs the question " why are you there"‽.And what has happened previously to warrant a large police presence?.You don't see women attending g a transvestite rally and being violent, do you?.
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@phughes76340646 I served in Iraq x 2, afghanistan, Bosnia x 3, Ireland 3 years and some other hell holes we shouldn't have been in my 22 years in the Army. I have a beard, lots of tattoos and a body peircing. I then did 12 years exemplary service in the police. Grow up!.
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@Chrisro30414285 Or ." Ma, what's a snowflake"?." Someone who is offended by literally everything but calls everyone ' gammon'".
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@jeremycorbyn In our area we have a homeless community and a few of them have expressed a desire to be moved in to a hotel come the colder weather and to be treat like the ' refugees' are. One of them is ex forces. I will let you guess what the answer was.
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@RevRichardColes @Nigella_Lawson Do 5 teenage surfers not eat like 5 thousand anyway?.Just my experience.
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@DailyMailUK I am an ex soldier of 22 years and seeing those lads carry out that flawless, extraordinary duty almost made my heart burst with pride for them and all for our armed services.
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@WeAreFairCop I wonder how many times he has broken the data protection act and if IOPC are aware?.
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@miss_fatimaayy @ManPalestine @_YFFP_ @GMF_Palestine You are correct!. Flatten the place.Flatten the place.Flatten the place.Flatten the place.Flatten the place.Flatten the place.
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@MeeshSnowDoes If you had bothered to read the report you would have seen that the searches were done within PACE guidlines and that the recommendations were for changes to PACE in regard searching, location and recording. But hey, you carry on.
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@jeremycorbyn Still waiting for a reply to the question' At what point do we say we are full'‽.
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@jeremycorbyn We could put them in hotels but they appear to be full of your other bandwagon favourites!.
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@SarahData_ Just for clarity you failed to notice the last officer left in 2015. Harry and Meghan married in 2018! Not that it has any bearing on the racist comments.
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@Just_Natalie_K @RonniNicole1 Oh fucking hell!!!! Oh my god!! I can't believe I opened it. Is that real?.
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@carolvorders @FT You do know we will getting similar stories if and when labour get in power. It's a never ending circle and will only end when the rules and regulations change dramatically around MP,s outside interests.
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@MarsilioFi87521 @tykestakeonit Ah bless. You want to cancel them for not agreeing with you? Wankstain.
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@MikeBerridge @JasonPedlow @pmoni13 @Ryanair Which international law would that be? Australia, Italy do it, the UN did it with 300 detainees Libya to Niger the eu do it and Germany Denmar and others are looking to do it. So maybe you should advise them they are committing offences.
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@HRHDukeThomas For clarity, those officers left the force between 2001 and 2015. Harry and Megan didn't meet til 2016 and married in 2018.
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@gmpolice How are you going to skew the facts when a man who identifies as a female rapes a woman? Bearing in mind rape can only be committed by a man?.
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@JennyFitz2000 @VeteranIrish Of course we knew some of our colleagues were gay. My patrol partner was gay at a time when it was illegal to be gay in the army. We all covered for her!.We also took the piss because she could turn any straight girl to the dark side!.
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@ANTIFA_GeneralX @3ScotchEggs There is nothing more far right than an anti fascist. All you are missing are the brownshirts. You know, not letting anyone that has a different view speak, burning Harry Potter books and I daresay if you could there would be re alignment camps in the offing.
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