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#1 on @HorrorNightsORL’s Worst Humans List! Theme Parks. Cruises. Horror. Drag Culture. Foodie. Husband. BLM. He/Him. Opinions are my own. 🎢👻👑🍔🏳️🌈🌴🗣
Orlando, FL
Joined April 2020
I loved EVERY SECOND and laughed my absolute ass off!!! It’s meant to be entertaining - not some over the top complex story, and it delivers! If you didn’t enjoy it - sorry, you’re wrong!!! I am so happy right now!!!! ✨🔮🧹 #HocusPocus2
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For #TransformationTuesday I’m sharing another #ProgressPic from my ongoing #WeightLossJourney 😎🥲🥹 #WeightLoss
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Haven’t done one of these in a little bit… progress pic! 👏🏼🫶🏼💪🏼 #WeightLoss #WeightLossJourney
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@UniversalORL Them: builds immersive, state of the art attractions for guests of all sizes ✨.You: anyone with larger than a 40 inch waist has no place here 💩
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#StellaNova Resort is a prime example of the double standard in theme park Twitter. If this were Disney’s Resort, it’d be called “cheap, cold, & uninspired modernism/minimalism.” But it’s Universal, so it’s “stunning, beautiful” and “what Starcruiser should have been.” Y’all 🤡
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Am I missing something?!? Is MAGA a brand that isn’t associated with a fascist cult of lunacy?!? What the actual FUCK, @UniversalORL?!?!?
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@Doctor_Disney This will literally never happen. Childless Adults are Disney’s biggest money makers 😂😂😂.
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🔵TRON Lightcycle / Run was AWESOME! As a larger person, I’ve been nervous about this one. I’ve been following since this opened in Shanghai years ago & it’s notoriously a restrictive ride. I was 99.9% certain the seat would not work with me, but I went into today (1/8)
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I hope y’all aren’t getting tired of progress pics, because they keep me going! 🥳🫶🏼 #WeightLoss #WeightLossJourney
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Academy of Villains was trash 🤷🏻♂️.
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*stares in #HHN32 👀* @HorrorNightsORL @HNNightmares @Hallowed_Horror @HHNstagram @HHN365 @KandiSamples @HauntGirlsPod @Freaks_HHN.
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I’m so happy right now! I was finally able to ride Flight of Passage for the first time in over 5 years! Hard work pays off! Sivakoooooo! ✨🦅 #WeightLoss #100PoundsDown #StillFluffy #ButLessFluffy #DisneyWorld
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Good morning from The Happiest Place on Earth! Where you rope drop food and merchandise! 😂✨🫶🏼🏰😍 #Disneyland
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@UniversalORL You should totally open this with a dinosaur themed churro stand just to troll us all 🤣.
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@thatonequeen Literally walked away because I thought the episode was playing again and then I was like. WAIT. WHAT?!?.
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Friendly reminder - if you want more spook than just this weekend, UO NEEDS this to work. Abide by guidelines, be patient, & be nice. Literally everyone needs to be on their best behavior & hold each other accountable. Be GOOD guinea pigs & don’t fret. Thank you! #HHN #HHNForever.
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@stantradingman @WDWNT Imagine thinking that your personal stance will make one of the most powerful and financially successful companies in the world broke 😂.
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Did a double take at my Disney app… 76 pounds lost between these two photos! Still a long way to go.✨🪐 #DisneyWorld #WeightLoss
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Disney is turning out the rainbow carpet for PRIDE NITE!! We are so ready!! 🌈🌈🌈 #Disneyland #Pride
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I proudly voted for @NikkiFried! ✅🍊🇺🇸.
Trying to retweet your "I voted" tweets as I see them. Keep tagging me!!.
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We had such a fun “Floridian” Saturday! The weather was gorgeous for spending time at Playalinda Beach. Then we ventured down to Port Canaveral to see the Disney Fantasy sail away, a rocket launch, and dine at one of our favorite waterside restaurants. Great day! 😎🏝️🚢✨🚀
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Time for my favorite ride in the entire world! ✨🪐🌈 #CosmicRewind #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy #Disney #DisneyParks
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This is, without a doubt, the best article I’ve ever seen from a theme park blog. I teared up reading it, & it spoke to many reasons why #HHN has always felt like “home.” Thanks for showing up & speaking to inclusion. @UniversalORL #HHN32 #HHNForever 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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The Petrified Rat Tails may be my new favorite #HHN snack - funnel cake fries tossed in old bay and topped with a creamy crab dip. It gives crab rangoon vibes and I’m in love. 🤤🦀 #HHN31 #HHN2022 @HorrorNightsORL
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@SonderQuest I don’t understand how people don’t think this is an upgrade. The old rooms were so tacky. 🤢.
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@WDWNT You actually probably get more candy consistently with these… as the article suggests… sometimes the CMs would give you only a few pieces… also cuts down on hands and germs on your candy… 🤷🏻♂️.
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Today is my one year anniversary @MyWegovy - yes, you still have to put the work in, but I’ll be damned if this isn’t a miracle of modern medicine! 💉 #WeightLoss #WeightLossJourney
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My COUSIN moved to Orlando today y’all! First order of business??? DISNEY WORLD!!! ✨🖤✨ #EPCOT #DisneyWorld
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First house of the night and yet again the Express line is longer than the Standby line… 🙃 @HorrorNightsORL @universalorl
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@tomaskenn @AnnaForFlorida It’s okay though - our administration is focused on suing Bud Light instead
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The #FOMO was too real… see you on OPENING DAY #EpicUniverse! I am so happy I checked this morning - somehow, we were just able to secure Opening Day tickets! They must have released some more. I cannot wait to be there & be a part of a momentous day! 🥰🥳🤩 #UOAP @UniversalORL
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@Hermione_Hero Also, if you truly can’t wear a piece of fabric on your face for whatever BS reason, maybe you shouldn’t travel to the new epicenter during a pandemic for your leisure.
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@DisneyFoodBlog Imagine spending all that money, just to spend over half of your time in line to meet a character. 🥴.
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Low key I think this is slowly becoming my favorite theme park ride… 🙈.
🤩 The final part of Hagrid’s Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure. You can’t beat that last launch 💨. #UniversallySpeaking 🌍🗣️
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I’ve never been interested in Disney pins, nor really wanted one. And then this happened. 🌈 . #Disney #DisneyWorld
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After a few more runs, I feel good with my opening weekend rankings and thoughts for #HHN32 🩸🌕👹😈🎃🎶🎪 . #HHN #HHNForever #HHN2023 @HorrorNightsORL
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So a couple days ago, internal emails were sent for more/new Scareactor auditions. What do we think that’s for? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 #HHNForever #HHN.
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Really sad it seems like Ghoulish is not coming back to #HHN - it was a great show and the most creative they’ve done. Also disappointed we lost one of the 2 advertised entertainment offerings for nearly half the event with no alternative. Bummer all around. @UniversalORL #HHN31
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First time on Hagrid after many years of failed weight loss attempts. It was worth the hard work, and I’ve now been on it over 46 times! My favorite ride. 🏍️✨ @UniversalORL #UOAP
Another full circle around the sun. What's been your favorite Universal memory this year?
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Clubbing with my mom, husband, and best friends is the best way to end Pride Month! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @UniversalORL #Pride #Pride2023
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@disneyglimpses It’s not hard to check for a reservation instead of just relying on the calendar. .
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Another Theme Park Twitter double standard that drives me nuts. People having an absolute meltdown about $39 PP Lightning Lane but remaining silent about $360 PP Express Pass. 🙄🙄🫠🫠🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
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“It’s way too early to be getting excited or prepared for Spooky Season…” 🎃 #HHN31 @HorrorNightsORL . Me:
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Holy CRAP. It was an absolute pleasure to watch this production!!! The performances, the humor, the puppeteers - it was like watching for the first time. I was so overjoyed & so wonderfully satisfied by the end of Act II. RUN - do not walk - to see this!!! 🐮🩸🌽👡 @ITWBroadway
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#Pride Night at Red Coconut Club is simply the best. Thank you, @UniversalORL for bringing back “Love Is Universal” this year - it is so appreciated! It’s a place where we can feel safe and feel the love. Can’t wait to go back! #UOAP 🌈🌈🌈🫶🏼🫶🏼⚜️
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After 337 days on furlough, I am finally back to work!!! ✨😭🌟✨😭🌟😭✨🌟😭✨ #disney #WaltDisneyWorld
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So 57% of our elected officials in congress can agree that Trump is guilty. 57% is a majority. I understand 2/3rds is what’s required, but damn that is archaic and has never allowed for conviction and accountability of our Presidents. Sad day in America. #TrumpImpeachment.
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The thing that goes bump in the night 🤡 #HHN #HHN30 #HHNForever @Alyssum_729 @Mrfurious32821 @HorrorNightsORL
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So we are now thinking tomorrow is the day? Tbh, this is getting ridiculous. And from a marketing perspective, wouldn’t you want this information to be out there to drive people to your event? Idk. 🤷🏻♂️🫠🎃 #HHN #HHNForever #HHN31 #HHN2022 @HorrorNightsORL.
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@ABCNetwork @DisneyPlus @hulu Is someone going to tell them that the song isn’t called “A Tale As Old As Time?” 🧐.
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