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minister & Spanish teacher / sing to me of heaven as I walk alone dreaming of the comrades that so long have gone
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Notice how the barrel of Walz’s gun is pointed away from his dog.
Walz is no leader. He’s a radical. I served with him in Congress. He pretended to be moderate, then showed his true extremist colors as soon as he became Governor.
South Dakota has been kicking Minnesota’s butt economically for years. Last year, nearly 7,000 Minnesotans moved to
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This is where House Romney hid their family atomics
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Even in our thoroughly disenchanted world, you can still occasionally glimpse the deep magic that once governed the affairs of both man and beast
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A Mycenaean king after being visited by a merchant from Ugarit for the first time
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Wild that liberal got modesty in the national divorce
Wtf is this liberal bullshit 😹 it’s beach volleyball and these bitches have leggings on ??? R u fucking kidding me? Throw a bikini on and let the rack bounce wtf is this?? Some gay shit
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Lmao imagine being all the horrible powers of Babylon and hell and sin and getting absolutely wrecked by a tiny little baby
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The Bible Project is doing some of the best public theology right now and it’s not even close. Their content is accessible, entertaining, beautiful, and theologically sound. Can’t recommend enough
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Baby’s first certified platinum banger. Got nothing to plug so
Free Palestine yall 🇵🇸✊🏻⛓️💥
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I’m sure this screenshot is from last week, but I like to think Orthodox Juneteenth is celebrated a week later than the west
Orthodox Converts when they find out racism is not one of the articles of their faith
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NIMBY? YIMBY? Buddy I’m a HIMBY for unto HIM BE all glory and honor and power forever and ever amen
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@BarstoolRadio
@stoolpresidente
Nothing more badass than letting your boss do whatever he wants to you.
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Disney isn’t a religion, it’s a relationship
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@thetolerantweft
It’s hard to say what was “supposed to be”
Pre-12,000 BC - massive grasslands maintained by megafauna
Humans show up and hunt most megafauna to extinction, forests spread
1500s - European viruses arrive, indigenous pop drops, bison spread and recreate grasslands
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The whole TL is emptying their drafts rn lmao
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this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family
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The masculine urge to give away your birthright for a big heaping bowl of tasty soup 😋
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Solidarity with these brave students ✊🏻
At least some moral voice exists on campus
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We literally have correspondences between Pliny the Younger and Emperor Trajan where they talk about how to destroy this crazy new religion where “even slave women become deacons and elders.”
funniest thing about jesus is a socialist stuff is that, whatever you make of the scriptures intent, it's objectively false--christianity was always a cult among merchants, upstart lower elites,roman settlers,etc,not 'the poor', or 'the masses', or slaves, or propertyless freemen
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It’s hilarious that Rob Bell was the edgy progressive christian radical for a decade and then thought, you know what the world needs right now? For me to start a spiritual consulting firm to make tech company execs feel better about getting rich by exploiting the working class!
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@tmavuram
@cassjacks
A lot of the early abolitionists and founders of the Republican Party were 1848ers who fled Europe for the US. A bunch served in the union army. Even Lincoln, a moderate in his party, corresponded with Marx
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@ettingermentum
We should rename more places. Like get rid of all the states named after British royalty. We’re a republic dad gummit
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@EdwardVersaii
There a Millenium falcon ride at Disney and every single one of the switches inside the cockpit are analog and tactile and it’s the coolest thing ever
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@lolo_kline
You claim to be the voice of normal people and yet have obviously never been to a football game huh…
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Brown colonized woman: rejoice! The tomb is empty! Jesus Christ, the son of God has risen
Old white German academic who supported the scramble for Africa and nazism: wrongo! It’s a myth from other sources and dumb slave morality
Decolonizing exvie girlboss: yeah what he said!
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The scary thing is that the more likes this gets, the probability that a Romney grandchild or great grandchild sees it approaches 1
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Dave Ramsey to Jesus: woah woah woah you can’t just give all this fish and loaves to these hungry people! They’ve done nothing to earn it. You don’t want to make them dependent on handouts
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@depthsofwiki
Water boarding in Guantanamo bay with guy fieri sounds a lot more fun if u don’t know what you’re talking about
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“A theological discourse happened here today”
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“Hi I’m a leftist in the most religious nation in the developed world and I think the best thing for building solidarity and a radical multiracial working class movement is for me to demean and mock other leftists who believe in their invisible sky daddy”
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Men will literally go to Jupiter to get more stupider instead of going to therapy
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Congrats to all my Episcopalian friends on your new pope!
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Me 364 days a year vs Me when we’re playing the perfidious Dutch
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When they heard this, they were pierced to the heart and said to Peter and the rest of the apostles, “Brothers, what should we do?”
Peter replied, “Pay me if you want to know. No more free education from me. CashApp -$fshrmnpete
I’ll educate y’all when I get 500 denarius”
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In the full version of this song he spends an entire verse complaining about obese people on welfare eating fudge rounds lmao
Rich Men North of Richmond has been uploaded to all major streaming platforms and will show up there in a few days.
Im still in a state of shock at the outpouring of love I've seen in the comments, messages and emails. I'm working to respond to everyone as quickly as possible.
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Woke Episcopalian authors: ummm so Marco Rubio tweeted a passage from psalms. Guys, u know that the Old T*st*ment is NOT for us right? It’s the Hebrew Bible and it’s low key anti-semitic for Christians to read it. So just remember than before u try to cancel Marcion as a heretic
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@merelyjwright
Jeff this isn’t even recent, Disney owned comic book company Marvel released She-Hulk all the way back in 1980! For 40 years Disney has been brainwashing our daughters, telling them that women have big muscles and (sometimes) green skin! Where will it end???
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Liberal theologians be like
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My parents’ home was just badly damaged by the tornadoes that ripped through Chattanooga tonight. They and my brother are thankfully safe. Please pray for everyone who was affected by tonight’s storms
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@thetolerantweft
1800s - Americans show up and say woah, look at all these bison and grasslands.
1801 - the Americans kill all the bison and the forests grow back and grasslands disappear
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Idk what progressive Christian needs to hear this but the Gospel of Christ is not an analogy for self actualization
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The Rebs have beat 75% of UGA's and 50% of Bama's roster. That makes us 62.5% National Champs, right Cup?
@RedCupRebellion
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Please pray for my dear friend who got home after work yesterday to find that her husband and left, taking all of his belongings, one of their dogs, and was in the car 3 states away
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People don’t tell you this but the CIA created the historical critical method in order to undermine the power of the Bible
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So after a convo I’ve discovered some of the complaints are:
1. I was too political (true)
2. I talked too much about death for an All Saints’ Day sermon
3. I said I believe in the bodily resurrection of the dead
4. I said “can i get an Amen”
The mainline church, ladies & gents
After preaching about Palestine two weeks ago, I now have to submit my sermons a week in advance in order get everything approved.
This is at a “progressive” church
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Ummmm.... guys? I hate to say this but I think we need to cancel the girls 😔
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Yeah I was raised in a Marxist household and taught a materialist analysis at and early age. I don’t really believe in the immortal science of Marxism per se nor do I read theory but I love attending rallies and union hall banquets with my fam. So I guess I’m a cultural Marxist
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Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire.
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It’s pretty crazy how realistic these grok images are getting
Today marks one month since an assassination attempt on President Trump’s life.
Big Tech and the media wants you to move on and forget about it.
We won’t! There must be accountability.
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@CaioAlmendra
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0 is really cold, 100 is really hot, 50 is right in the middle. It’s a perfect scale for daily life
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The head of government when i was born vs now
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Orthodoxy and adhering to the creeds and biblical literalism lead to Christofascism?
So I guess we need to be good liberal theologians like all those Germans in the late 19th century. Their theology must have lead to a flourishing of liberal democracy in the following decades
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I feel like I'm watching the first 30 mins of the Avengers as Nick Fury gets the gang together.
@ShaneClaiborne
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If the Christian story is “a helpful metaphor that gives new life to marginalized people etc etc etc” imagine how much more powerful it would be if u actually BELIEVED IT HAPPENED!
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After preaching about Palestine two weeks ago, I now have to submit my sermons a week in advance in order get everything approved.
This is at a “progressive” church
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Liberal mainline pastor who only preaches from the Old Testament when they want to affirm polyamory
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Honest question, how much do you think the “raised evangelical to college educated mainliner pipeline” is motivated by actual theology and how much is simply motivated by class affect? You enter a new social class so u gotta leave the bumpkins for upper mid class liberalism
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@Hezbolsonaro
This is like reverse effective altruism. Each life in the future is worth less than a life today bc there will be more people alive.
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I love that this is a gif so after being blown out the candle immediately re-lights 😂
Thats resurrection baby!
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Conservative Progressive
Ole Miss Alumni UMiss Students
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Pissed at IHL and Glenn Boyce
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@ettingermentum
They gotta hate the Maori bc they are one of the few people who can absolutely without a doubt 100% say they are indigenous to their land
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Demons are real.
Empire is bad.
They are both intertwined. It really is that easy
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I’m sorry but Progressive Christians are some of the corniest people on here. They turn into Neil Degrasse Tyson every Christmas and Easter
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There was zero mention of Independence Day or the United States during church service today! Let’s goooooo 😤
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This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read
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Episcopalians sowing (welcoming young evangelicals into church bc of their progressive theology): Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Episcopalians reaping (those young folks then wanting to change the ecclesiology for the better): Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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@GovBillLee
@netanyahu
Your great grandkids are gonna love having to explain this photo during social studies class
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Two couples are on a double date at the coffee shop beside me. The two boyfriends have been talking about crypto for the past 15 minutes while the girlfriends just sit in silence
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