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minister & Spanish teacher / sing to me of heaven as I walk alone dreaming of the comrades that so long have gone
Tennessee, USA
Joined July 2017
Notice how the barrel of Walz’s gun is pointed away from his dog.
Walz is no leader. He’s a radical. I served with him in Congress. He pretended to be moderate, then showed his true extremist colors as soon as he became Governor. South Dakota has been kicking Minnesota’s butt economically for years. Last year, nearly 7,000 Minnesotans moved to.
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It’s increasingly looking like:. A) he did it. B) he’s mentally unwell . C) law enforcement used possibly illegal unknown facial recognition software on McDonald’s self service kiosk to track him and are constructing parallel narratives to hide that fact. D) the gun was planted.
Luigi Mangione inside Altoona, PA McDonalds eating what appears to be a hash brown before arrest.
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This is where House Romney hid their family atomics.
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Even in our thoroughly disenchanted world, you can still occasionally glimpse the deep magic that once governed the affairs of both man and beast.
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C) random woman in PA happened to think he looked like the shooter and called in a tip does not pass the smell test. Textbook parallel construction. McDonald’s facial recognition popped him. But they don’t want us to know they have that capability.
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A Mycenaean king after being visited by a merchant from Ugarit for the first time
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I’m sure the feds have the capability to access every Kroger, Walmart, gas station, etc self check out camera to scan the faces of a hundred million Americans a day to find you. Not ideal imo. Best keep that under wraps so they invented the kind old lady story to justify it.
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A) I’m increasingly convinced that he’s not a patsy. He wore a coat with pockets in the Starbucks, took it off and just had the green hooded jacket underneath during the shooting. Also ctv cameras aren’t great for picking up unibrows….
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D) From what I’ve read, it doesn’t seem that the ghost gun located on him is the ghost gun used in the shooting. I’m guessing the real gun is in the bottom of the Hudson River. If this is true that a weapon was planted, it may be the one thing that a jury will be able to acquit.
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I could see the discourse around this case switching from health care to deep state surveillance in the next few weeks. What am I missing? Would love to hear yall’s takes so far.
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B) a lot of his erratic decisions stem from his mental health. Not sure why he stayed in the country and didn’t flee to a non extradition country. Delusions of grandeur? Manifesto passes the smell test for me.
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@OptimusPri97731 There’s this thing called a warrant. Usually there’s a few more legal steps for law enforcement to surveil you. Can just blanket surveil every camera they have access to.
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Wild that liberal got modesty in the national divorce.
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Lmao imagine being all the horrible powers of Babylon and hell and sin and getting absolutely wrecked by a tiny little baby.
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The Bible Project is doing some of the best public theology right now and it’s not even close. Their content is accessible, entertaining, beautiful, and theologically sound. Can’t recommend enough.
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Baby’s first certified platinum banger. Got nothing to plug so. Free Palestine yall 🇵🇸✊🏻⛓️💥.
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I’m sure this screenshot is from last week, but I like to think Orthodox Juneteenth is celebrated a week later than the west.
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NIMBY? YIMBY? Buddy I’m a HIMBY for unto HIM BE all glory and honor and power forever and ever amen.
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@BarstoolRadio @stoolpresidente Nothing more badass than letting your boss do whatever he wants to you.
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Disney isn’t a religion, it’s a relationship.
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@thetolerantweft It’s hard to say what was “supposed to be”. Pre-12,000 BC - massive grasslands maintained by megafauna . Humans show up and hunt most megafauna to extinction, forests spread . 1500s - European viruses arrive, indigenous pop drops, bison spread and recreate grasslands.
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The whole TL is emptying their drafts rn lmao
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this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family
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The masculine urge to give away your birthright for a big heaping bowl of tasty soup 😋.
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Solidarity with these brave students ✊🏻. At least some moral voice exists on campus.
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We literally have correspondences between Pliny the Younger and Emperor Trajan where they talk about how to destroy this crazy new religion where “even slave women become deacons and elders.”.
funniest thing about jesus is a socialist stuff is that, whatever you make of the scriptures intent, it's objectively false--christianity was always a cult among merchants, upstart lower elites,roman settlers,etc,not 'the poor', or 'the masses', or slaves, or propertyless freemen.
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It’s hilarious that Rob Bell was the edgy progressive christian radical for a decade and then thought, you know what the world needs right now? For me to start a spiritual consulting firm to make tech company execs feel better about getting rich by exploiting the working class!.
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@tmavuram @cassjacks A lot of the early abolitionists and founders of the Republican Party were 1848ers who fled Europe for the US. A bunch served in the union army. Even Lincoln, a moderate in his party, corresponded with Marx.
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@ettingermentum We should rename more places. Like get rid of all the states named after British royalty. We’re a republic dad gummit.
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@EdwardVersaii There a Millenium falcon ride at Disney and every single one of the switches inside the cockpit are analog and tactile and it’s the coolest thing ever.
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@lolo_kline You claim to be the voice of normal people and yet have obviously never been to a football game huh….
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The scary thing is that the more likes this gets, the probability that a Romney grandchild or great grandchild sees it approaches 1.
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Brown colonized woman: rejoice! The tomb is empty! Jesus Christ, the son of God has risen. Old white German academic who supported the scramble for Africa and nazism: wrongo! It’s a myth from other sources and dumb slave morality. Decolonizing exvie girlboss: yeah what he said!.
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Dave Ramsey to Jesus: woah woah woah you can’t just give all this fish and loaves to these hungry people! They’ve done nothing to earn it. You don’t want to make them dependent on handouts.
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@depthsofwiki Water boarding in Guantanamo bay with guy fieri sounds a lot more fun if u don’t know what you’re talking about.
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“Hi I’m a leftist in the most religious nation in the developed world and I think the best thing for building solidarity and a radical multiracial working class movement is for me to demean and mock other leftists who believe in their invisible sky daddy”.
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“A theological discourse happened here today”
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Men will literally go to Jupiter to get more stupider instead of going to therapy.
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Congrats to all my Episcopalian friends on your new pope!.
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Me 364 days a year vs Me when we’re playing the perfidious Dutch
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When they heard this, they were pierced to the heart and said to Peter and the rest of the apostles, “Brothers, what should we do?” . Peter replied, “Pay me if you want to know. No more free education from me. CashApp -$fshrmnpete. I’ll educate y’all when I get 500 denarius”.
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Woke Episcopalian authors: ummm so Marco Rubio tweeted a passage from psalms. Guys, u know that the Old T*st*ment is NOT for us right? It’s the Hebrew Bible and it’s low key anti-semitic for Christians to read it. So just remember than before u try to cancel Marcion as a heretic.
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In the full version of this song he spends an entire verse complaining about obese people on welfare eating fudge rounds lmao.
Rich Men North of Richmond has been uploaded to all major streaming platforms and will show up there in a few days. Im still in a state of shock at the outpouring of love I've seen in the comments, messages and emails. I'm working to respond to everyone as quickly as possible.
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@merelyjwright Jeff this isn’t even recent, Disney owned comic book company Marvel released She-Hulk all the way back in 1980! For 40 years Disney has been brainwashing our daughters, telling them that women have big muscles and (sometimes) green skin! Where will it end???.
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My parents’ home was just badly damaged by the tornadoes that ripped through Chattanooga tonight. They and my brother are thankfully safe. Please pray for everyone who was affected by tonight’s storms.
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@thetolerantweft 1800s - Americans show up and say woah, look at all these bison and grasslands. 1801 - the Americans kill all the bison and the forests grow back and grasslands disappear.
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Idk what progressive Christian needs to hear this but the Gospel of Christ is not an analogy for self actualization.
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The Rebs have beat 75% of UGA's and 50% of Bama's roster. That makes us 62.5% National Champs, right Cup? @RedCupRebellion.
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People don’t tell you this but the CIA created the historical critical method in order to undermine the power of the Bible.
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Please pray for my dear friend who got home after work yesterday to find that her husband and left, taking all of his belongings, one of their dogs, and was in the car 3 states away.
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Ummmm. guys? I hate to say this but I think we need to cancel the girls 😔
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Yeah I was raised in a Marxist household and taught a materialist analysis at and early age. I don’t really believe in the immortal science of Marxism per se nor do I read theory but I love attending rallies and union hall banquets with my fam. So I guess I’m a cultural Marxist.
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So after a convo I’ve discovered some of the complaints are:. 1. I was too political (true).2. I talked too much about death for an All Saints’ Day sermon.3. I said I believe in the bodily resurrection of the dead.4. I said “can i get an Amen”. The mainline church, ladies & gents.
After preaching about Palestine two weeks ago, I now have to submit my sermons a week in advance in order get everything approved. This is at a “progressive” church.
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@AdrianFonze Bro there’s this really cool thing called the incarnation u should learn about!.
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Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire.
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It’s pretty crazy how realistic these grok images are getting.
Today marks one month since an assassination attempt on President Trump’s life. Big Tech and the media wants you to move on and forget about it. We won’t! There must be accountability.
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@CaioAlmendra @LolOverruled 0 is really cold, 100 is really hot, 50 is right in the middle. It’s a perfect scale for daily life.
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The head of government when i was born vs now
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Orthodoxy and adhering to the creeds and biblical literalism lead to Christofascism?. So I guess we need to be good liberal theologians like all those Germans in the late 19th century. Their theology must have lead to a flourishing of liberal democracy in the following decades.
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I feel like I'm watching the first 30 mins of the Avengers as Nick Fury gets the gang together. @ShaneClaiborne
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If the Christian story is “a helpful metaphor that gives new life to marginalized people etc etc etc” imagine how much more powerful it would be if u actually BELIEVED IT HAPPENED!.
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After preaching about Palestine two weeks ago, I now have to submit my sermons a week in advance in order get everything approved. This is at a “progressive” church.
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Liberal mainline pastor who only preaches from the Old Testament when they want to affirm polyamory.
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Honest question, how much do you think the “raised evangelical to college educated mainliner pipeline” is motivated by actual theology and how much is simply motivated by class affect? You enter a new social class so u gotta leave the bumpkins for upper mid class liberalism.
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