Riley ⧗ ⊃∪∩⪽ 🍉
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she/her. Writer. Video game enjoyer. Marvel and Star Wars enthusiast. 🎙️Host @InGarbageChute hell0hemmings 🎮 all links below! 🦦
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Joined February 2017
Since everyone is posting this again, I am also on the other blue app🦋
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This is for all the “I don’t see Shuri beating Namór in Black Panther” weirdos:
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If you see anyone dressed as a Nazi this Halloween you are morally obligated to just
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It’s a generally bleak time for television; not just because of The Acolyte. Everything gets cancelled. Nothing gets a chance to find its footing like before. Companies wonder why no one’s watching and it’s because no one wants to get invested in an inevitable unfinished story.
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I am once again begging Star Wars (and Marvel) to stop restricting themselves on their total episodes length for shows. The 6-8 episode seasons must end.
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This dude just came up to me and my other two coworkers (both also women) and said “how much about Star Wars do you know anyway?” And they kinda froze and looked at me so I just stared at him and said “a lot.” And he smugly asked “what’s the name of count dooku’s fighting style?”.
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It’s so wild that Cad Bane had beef with a child (Boba Fett).
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If Andor isn’t your cup of tea that’s perfectly fine but to say the writing isn’t good is just absolutely ridiculous lol.
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I said “Makashi.” And he just blinked and was quiet for a second and said “right, cool” and walked away to the Black Series. When will it end LMAO.
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Do you guys ever just wanna wear Star Wars clothes just normally? Not merch but like… in universe clothes. Like literally all the time.
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People like this need to do everyone a favor and just stop watching Star Wars and crying about it online day in and day out, I beg
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LMAO #SheHulk making fun of the incels that complain online that say exactly the type of shit that they say in the show will always be peak to me.
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I would like to give further context to those who don’t know — my current job is literally a Star Wars centered job. It is imperative I know about Star Wars here. Not as in depth as this weirdo tested, but it was a very intentional (failed) mockery attempt💀.
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⚠️KENOBI SPOILERS (not really?)⚠️. The amount of Fallen Order things in this episode has me ASCENDING #ObiWanKenobi.
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The Acolyte being cancelled is only going to fuel the most annoying people in the fandom who led a full-on hate train without even watching it because they don’t know how to think for themselves. Disney needs to stop catering to these losers.
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This is some “Sam Wilson isn’t captain America” type of shit
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I am taking no other answers for this actually
What are examples in any form of media where a "brilliant song/painting/play/etc" within the story is actually as good as the characters act like it is? . Note: NOT the same as just "I liked it". It needs to actually fully match its fictional reputation.
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6 years without our General Leia Organa. No one’s ever really gone. May the Force be with you always, Carrie Fisher🧡
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The last thing I wanna say is I did not tweet this to pat myself on the back. I tweet very candidly about stuff like this happening to me in the workplace a lot and I was sharing another instance to my followers. I’m not that type of cringe, come on now😂.
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@elonconomy @Anarchy_Marine @Bolverk15 Maybe you should go back to it then if you’re gonna cry about it.
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@introverdiaries @wengelll She was 42 in this photo and he was 18. She has known him since he was 8 years old.
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If you could only watch one of the Star Wars movies for the rest of your life, which would you choose? Mine would be Revenge of the Sith.
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@CaneRidgeSSR He looks like the guy from the Starbucks CCTV, but not the shooting CCTV. It’s not just a fact of CCTV not being able to pick up a unibrow, the shooter’s brows are FAR apart compared to his.
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I love all of the Star Wars shows with all my heart, but #Andor just might be the best one. This finale was so incredibly strong and filled me with such emotion. Star Wars fans are eating so fucking good.
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Am I the only person perfectly fine and not that bummed with Vader being the one to appear in Obi-Wan Kenobi rather than Darth Maul? I know we want more live action Maul but… their rematch is in Rebels whether you love it or hate it idk.
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So many Star Wars fans are so impossible to please. I know this but every time something comes along I’m reminded of it more and more. Truly embarrassing, not gonna lie.
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Oh so when every other show has a filler episode it’s fine but when The Book of Boba Fett does it’s a crime? Get real.
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Okay gamers, we must shield Star Wars from Chris Pratt.
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@jk_rowling @Sian_L_S Daniel Radcliffe wrote the entirety of the Harry Potter books at the ripe age of 8, isn’t that great of him?.
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Everyone knew Darth Vader dies. He got an entire trilogy to explain his origins. Everyone knew Obi-Wan Kenobi dies. He got an entire trilogy to explain his origins and a series showing what happened between Revenge of the Sith and A New Hope. What’s the actual issue here? #Andor
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Hey do you guys ever wish you could catapult people into the sun or am I a brick.
Less #feminist #StarWars "adventures", plz. There was never a female Odysseus or Daniel Boone. Females operate at a biological deficit: weaker in a fight & slower in a hunt. Not saying "no more". I'm saying slow that shit down. It's become a joke. #TheAcolyte #Ahsoka #BoKatan
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I thank the universe every day that you people aren’t involved in filmmaking lol.
Of all the layups Disney-Marvel has missed, and there are MANY, they missed this one the hardest.
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ITS HAPPENING EVERYONE STAY CALM
A de-aged Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker will reportedly make an appearance in OBI-WAN KENOBI!
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Happy anniversary to G*na C*rano getting tossed in the bin by Star Wars LMAO
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People acting like Cillian Murphy isn’t one of the best looking men alive is so incredibly weird to me lol
ain’t no way the white boy (man) of the month is cillian murphy??.
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I feel like there’s a huge disconnect with some Star Wars fans in realizing that roles are cast based on physical acting auditions and not just voice and appearance
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Once I found out SWT likes Andrew Tate everything started making more sense idk.
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It happened again. A guy asked me if I “knew anything about Star Wars stuff” (he wasn’t being sarcastic, though at first I laughed bc I thought he was) and then proceeded to talk to me about the most basic ship. Again, I work somewhere where Star Wars is the sole focus.😵💫.
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Anyway
tattoos is so unladylike y’all look like thugs.
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This man is so miserable lmfaooooo Star Wars boyfriends are peak (and girls who want one are hot)
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Begging people to stop sexually harassing this man🙃.
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It’s fake and in space.
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Getting increasingly upset at people treating movies like they’re concerts and having zero theater etiquette lol😀.
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@_EhDee @MattWalshBlog Oh noooooo how dare she want her child to see men and women as equal.
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Disney+ and HBO Max popping off while Netflix falls apart
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@VaughnCrawford ???? Shuri is Black Panther in the comics. And why does it have to be a son? 🤡.
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I’d like to thank Disney for finally hiring someone to be fun on their Star Wars accounts.
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@Anubisthagod1 @thegenesisbl0ck 1. leftist does not automatically equal liberal.2. Do you fucked up maga idiots think Hitler started out with evil immediately dialed to 500%, or what’s good? If you know anything about the history, which I’m assuming you don’t or are ignoring it, things are VERY mirrored so far.
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@therealsupes Most of this sounds like “poor me” lol all of those words and yet zero accountability LMAO.
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@Lucasfilmgirl What’s the hole here???? It’s a planet… with salt on it. You know salt is a mineral, right?.
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The wig upgrade for Bo Katan for The Mandalorian S3 is such a serve. Revolutionary. Iconic.
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@SWT_Channel No one rewrote vocabularies LMFAO, you guys just very obviously didn’t pay attention in school💀.
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Anything @JohnnyBerchtold posts on this bird app.
Name a performance or movie that ISN’T Academy Award-winning, but FEELS like it is.
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@lookitsdekota @AndreaRussett Imagine announcing to thousands of people that you weren’t raised right.
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@PopCrave Yet she said all of the royalties she gets will be given to anti-trans organizations. Anyway.
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I think this is my favorite episode of any Star Wars show. Oh my god. I’m truly ascending right now. #TheBookOfBobaFett.
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When Star Wars is serious it’s “boring” and when Star Wars is silly and fun it’s “a waste of time,” so which is it?🙄.
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I am absolutely MELTING at this Fallen Order x Stray crossover art🥹🥹🥹. (art by @pigon_art **FOLLOW THEM**)
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Women are incredible.
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“It just isn’t good storytelling” listen to me. Your lack of attention span and need for whooshing lightsabers and huge explosions far from dictates what is and is not good storytelling lmfao.
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@Monsters_incc @SomaKazima If she’s approaching the window with her camera out, she’s not about to be respectful lol.
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Just found out that this is a post by Rahul Kohli that someone edited logos onto, but point still stands🥲.
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@asavagegarden He could have also been outnumbered in a 2-1 vote to be fair, especially considering he encouraged password sharing and seemed over the entire thing.
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I need all Star Wars shows to be like #Andor going forward because the way this show is put together is absolutely beautiful. The pacing is incredible. The setting is incredible. The practical set is incredible. Just an all around fantastic show.
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Honestly this is so funny bc like, there are stairs. LMAOOOO.
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dO pEoPLe aCtUaLLy LiKe AnDoR? .do you ever shut up.
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Here’s the aforementioned Star Wars tattoo, btw
I just got a new Star Wars tattoo oops.
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@DBradyArt Top Gun: Maverick? Barbie? Oppenheimer? Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse? Dune? The Batman?.
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