Chris Cantrill's off on his debut UK tour!
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3-time Edinburgh Comedy Award nominated funny lad! Half of @MmmSausage & co-creator of Radio 4's Icklewick FM. Pod: @ruralconcerns 🐏 'Hard Drive' to his mates!
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I am very excited to kick off my tour at the
@sohotheatre
on the 19th & 20th of September! Grab a ticket...
🎟️
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Absolutely blown away to have been nominated for the main award AGAIN! Immensely proud of Nowt But Sea and our talented team of misfits. Couldn't be happier for DOUBLE nominated powerhouse,
@ThatGledhill
. I am incredibly... Proud?! God. Delete. Delete tweet. Hot Nigel Farage pics
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My wife cut my hair real bad but we're going to stay together because of the kid.
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U wot?! A bloody ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ from Chortle! Absolutely delightful treat for the day orf! Back again 2morra x
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Absolute stonker of a day and it's been brilliant to share it with friends and family!
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Excited to be working on a brand new
@MmmSausage
show for BBC Radio 4. I know we're about 18 months off AI being able to do all this stuff, so I'm just going to enjoy it.
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Cannot believe I'm saying this but I'm off on my debut tour! More dates to be added shortly!
🔥 HOT TOUR GO 🔥
Very excited to announce that
@CallMeCantrill
will be heading out on an epic debut tour with his
@ComedyAwards
nominated show “Easily Swayed” with North East and London dates to be announced very soon!
🎟:
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Look at this slide. Proper 1970s health and safety doesn't exist fucker of a slide. I stood at the top and felt fear.
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Back in my day we didn't even have 'exams'. We didn't even have 'jobs'. No 'houses', no 'lino'. Weren't even any matter. All we had was a sorta membrane made of antimatter. Beneath that? Graft, lad. Nowt but graft.
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As co-founder of a fledgling production company, I understand how challenging the climate is for promoters. And whilst the idea of any venue struggling is heartbreaking, I have no time for the incompetence and deceit we’ve experienced in dealing with 21Soho’s Nick Mills 🧵
🎉HAPPY ANNIVERSARY🎉
It's been exactly ONE YEAR since we put on
@AdultFilmClub_
at
@21Soho
& we're still yet to be paid for it! In spite of an email from the 'CEO' back in March saying it was being processed. We have had no contact since then. Can anyone top that?
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My goodness!
The 2024 Don and Eleanor Taffner Best Comedy Show Award Nominees
@edfringe
!
@thatgledhill
@catherinebohart
@callmecantrill
@joshglanc
@natdogkatdog
@reubenkaye
Sarah Keyworth
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Insanely chuffed with this news and still can't quite believe it isn't a prank. Can't wait to put our filth in yer ears.
Radio 2 show for The Delightful Sausage | Broadcaster announces comedy pilots
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It’s that time of year where you have to write a blurb for a show which definitely doesn’t exist yet:
‘Want to know how to make a UFO? Okay, now I’ve got your attention; Yorkshire’s biggest toddler is BACK with a true story about stolen pirate gold and having too many feelings.’
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Holiday aready off to a rip-roaring start. So many memories.
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Absolutely proud to bursting to watch Alma's Not Normal on BBC 2 tonight. It's so, so funny and you can catch the whole series on iPlayer!
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With the Fringe just around the corner (😮) comedian Chris Cantrill bares his soul in this brutally present Q&A.
Book your tickets to see his new show Easily Swayed from 31st July - 25th Aug at
@BarrelComedy
.
#Comedy
#Standup
📹
@mattyridesmith
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Another terrible ad from Business Mentor, Dave L'Shay ✨
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My son just screamed, "I play to win!" to close off what will be our first and last game of Scrabble.
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Manchester peeps! Adult Film Club is a new night of Comedy Short Films hosted by me and
@mrSamOLeary
. Ft. Jamie Demetriou,
@alanresnicks
,
@mmmsausage
& more! Curated worldwide oddities and homegrown talent at
@GRUBMCR
. Only 3 bloody quids!
🎟️
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Episode 2 of
#AlmasNotNormal
is on BBC 2 tonight at 10pm! Expect
#GregIsFit
to be trending by half past! 😍
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Found guilty of being a sexy dad!
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"A load of shite on there" - my dad's review of The Internet
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My son called me a "big fat pig" (as a laugh!) And then my 3 year old niece started copying him (adorable) and now they're both chasing me around screaming it and it's totally fine and I'm probably laughing more than they are tbh! 😆🤣🥲😪😭
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I'm off to the bloody
@sohotheatre
for 2 nights in September!
🚐 JUST ADDED 🚐
@CallMeCantrill
will be heading to the nation’s capital on 19th & 20th September at
@sohotheatre
!
🎟:
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Had a brilliant time at the
@LondonPodFest
titting about with an amazing cast in
@beefanddairy
Live!
Huge honour to be invited by
@benpartridge
who wrote such a funny show and I will never, ever, ever forget the taste of Glando
🙆♀️🍎🙆♂️
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Had a wild night doing LIVE TELLY (🤯) on
@Channel4
for
@StandUp2C
with HRH
@ThatGledhill
. Great fun for a great cause!
#SU2CUK
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Oh wow! Well as my last post got 100k likes (ty ty 🙏) - here's the picture as promised.
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This pic says: You can't tame a tornado. Just strap in and enjoy the ride 😎
(If anyone was planning to see my show today would be lovely and helpful. 4.20pm,
@BarrelComedy
)
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A wild delight to return to
@beefanddairy
as a randy darts player. Merry Beefmas to all!
Merry Beefhead! 🐮 New episode out today!
Featuring darts legend Kenny Baritone (
@CallMeCantrill
) and Yvonne Sampson, mother to Britain's biggest baby (
@ThatGledhill
)
Also a new Beefhead carol from stage legend Roger Westcott LeMaigrelay (
@atomcrowley
)
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Done
#LateNightMash
(on my own feeeerkin hell) with some very good eggs tonights at 10pm on
@davechannel
. Check it out pls!
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Look at this wicked poster for my 2 nights at the
@sohotheatre
on the 19th & 20th September! Grab a ticket now!
🎟️
✍️ Directed by
@ThatGledhill
📸 Luke Waddington
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I bet working in the golden syrup factory is absolutely banging. A state of pure delirium. Every now and again someone leaps into the vat and the others just watch gleefully as they get folded into the heavenly nectar. A very long way of saying I enjoyed a flapjack.
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Great to be able to wear my own clothes to work.
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I'm not a grass but there's a posh girl discreetly vaping on the train. Can I citizens arrest?
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York seems dead nice but I didn't realise its populace were living in terror knowing that Prince Andrew could just come into their houses at any time 🗝
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If anyone wanted to come to my solo show at 4.20pm on Niddry Street that would make me feel warm and lovely and grateful. I'd owe you a debt.
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Show me another B&B where the host loudly plays Wolfenstein 2 in the communal areas?
That's what I thought.
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Well bloody nora! Chuffed doesn't cover it!
This musta been what that goat meant about 'living deliciously' then?!
Holy piss! We've been included in the Guardian's 10 Comedians to Watch in 2021. 🏋️🌭
They must've found out about our plan to steal the crown jewels.
Still gonna do it. Still gonna do it.
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Thanks to everyone who watched us on
#pointlesscelebrities
on Saturday. Except my uncles, dad and father in law who have teased me mercilessly. P.S. it's on Iplaya now!
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Heading to
#Manchester
unfeasibly early to prep for tomorrow night's
@MmmSausage
recording (available for your consideration soon!)
Starting this beast of a day with my trademark 'coffee so big I'm gonna shit myself and have to spend the day wearing my PE kit' 🥲💩
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Flip a dip! What an absolute pleasure to have Manchester’s VIP in the our silly show!
Look who came to our late night sausage show! Only bloody
@AndyBurnhamGM
. Absolutely delight(ful sausag)ed to see him 🌭
#EdFringe22
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An After 8 mint which is the size of a record sleeve.
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Had a really great couple of weeks in London. Had some of the best shows of our lives and done a lot of cool stuff.
Currently on the train home, exhausted and watching
@ThatGledhill
flirt outrageously with the Free Gin man.
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If this post gets 1000 likes I will post a picture of me with a big stick!
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I dunno if anyone else has done a comedy on this but sometimes when you buy a medium coffee in a shop its really big. Much bigger than anything you'd have at home.
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Yes, my wife is away for the week and I've left the oven on all night! So what?!
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At a three year old's birthday party which is a bit surreal considering my hangover level.
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🐏NEW PODCAST🐏
Rural Concerns is a brand new podcast from born again country gent Chris Cantrill and city slicking crypto magnate
@SunilDPatel
.
Drops Mon 8th April 📓
Spotify
Apple Podcasts
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Channel 4 should turn their lights down. It's nuts. It's like last orders at Spoons.
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2 characters I'm doing for my son at the minute are:
1. Man who sells carpets (but is allergic to carpets)
2. The Curdled Knight: wears a suit of armour filled to the neck with rancid milk.
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Want my ashes scattered in CEX.
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I love her so much and she's constantly impressing me with her talents and perseverance; but good God damn, do my wife be shit at keeping succulents alive 🪴🚱😪
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You know, I think it might be but you've made my week - and it's only Monday! 🥰
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I'm off to the magnificent
@sohotheatre
on the 19th & 20th September with my
@ComedyAwards
nominated show!
🎟️
@A_Lovely_Time
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Had a lot of fun making this serious advert for
#Yorkshire
with some very talented lil piglets.
Big love to
@DaddySuperYacht
🥰 (espesh for not snipping the tortoise line!)
Hope
@NVIDIAGeForce
don't feel like they HAVE to send us a 3090 🧐🥺🖥️
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A decent chunk of my time is spent writing 'Sausage' at the top of a blank piece of paper and I love it.
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Tonight is the first rehearsal of a short satirical play I've been commissioned to put on in my village to celebrate a Roman festival. I shall be directing my father-in-law who has already suggested we can push the 12 minute piece up to "40/45".
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So you wanna mess with my family?
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Son got a temporary tattoo of 2 vampire bites for his costume at the caravan park and over the week they've sort of discoloured and look a bit like bumholes and now I'm too embarrassed to be seen with him. SOS send prosecco xoxo
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Anyone want these?
⚓️ ⚓️ THE END⚓️ ⚓️
Thanks to all that came down to
@sohotheatre
this week for the end of our tour. And thanks to those that came out to
@standnewcastle
,
@thewardrobeleeds
and
@cphmcr
! It’s been a wild ride and we can’t wait to show you the recording when it’s ready. Stay tuned.
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Any Edinburgh-bound comedians who are also into self-care: come and stay in my B&B before you go home! Breathtaking views, hot tubs and you'll be served breakfast by me; a fucking titan of the industry 👀
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My 6 year old's started doing live commentary on our marital spats: "Oof, Daddy's feisty today! What a feisty Daddy!" and "Dad's busted!" 😭
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We won an award and I'm having risotto for tea! Could this be the BEST WEEK EVER?!
Throbbing with pride to announce that we've won a
@chortle
award! Thank you so much for the votes!
Plus, it's the perfect opportunity for advertising that our tour is... CANCELLED 😭!
We're currently arranging new dates (more on that shortly)
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Lovely review from The Times (🤯) from
@dominicjmaxwell
!
Back tomorrow, 12.10 at The Tron! Come on down! 🧙♂️
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Been sitting on this one for 12 months now 😡
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I went to watch this with my friend (55) who said, "you liked it when he put his little hat on, didn't you?"
Official first look at Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine with the mask in ‘DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE’
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1K
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Saturday is the perfect day to run away, hide and listen to the first episode of Icklewick FM on BBC Sounds...
👂👂👂
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I had a really brilliant time at the inaugural A Lovely Weekend. Had a great run out of my show and can't wait to bring it to London on Thursday.
Grab your tickets!
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Holy heck, we've been nommed for a Chortle award!
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I’m off to the Edinburgh Fringe at Monkey Barrel to tell the true story of my incarceration! A show about ciggies, violence and tatts. Come!
Tickets:
Directed by
@ImLeeKyle
Poster design by
@chhappy
Photo by
@edshots
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I'm Chris Cantrill and I believe in ghosts and I crush walnuts with my hands. Night.
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We've put our grotty little special up on YourTube for free! Have a peep. I'm very proud of it! A gargantuan team effort!
To celebrate the coronation, we're releasing our critically acclaimed show The Delightful Sausage: Ginster's Paradise on YouTube for FREE!
Filmed in 4K, so you can see just how much make-up Chris is wearing (spoiler alert: bleeping loads).
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Bleedin' Nora Batty who art in heaven. Tomorrow night, 11.05pm.
It’s
@MmmSausage
! They will be on
@HHClubnite
this Friday! Join us on
@channel4
at 11:05pm!
#ClubNite
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Two lil sausages prepping for the World AIDS Gala 2021. Currently on a train that's over 2 hours delayed but still smilin' 🚄🥰
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This was a lot of fun!
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Watching my son's karate lesson, knowing in my heart I could batter every single one of the instructors 🥋
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On a very busy train eating some shortbread. Still having a laugh tho you know me.
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If you'd allow this old Nu-Metaller a moment of earnestness: setting up a comedy production company in the middle of an annus horribilis has been far from straightforward, but I'm really proud of
@johnwinsagain
and
@ThatGledhill
. Here's to more exciting stuff in 2022!
Thanks to all that came down for A Lovely Time last night. What a way to end the year! We’ll be back in February and you won’t want to miss it! Early bird tickets now available:
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Just left Euston an hour later than planned cos our country can't do infrastructure. The only thing that will make me happy is for everyone to watch this special I guess x
To celebrate the coronation, we're releasing our critically acclaimed show The Delightful Sausage: Ginster's Paradise on YouTube for FREE!
Filmed in 4K, so you can see just how much make-up Chris is wearing (spoiler alert: bleeping loads).
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🌟🌟🌟🌟 The Scotsman
🌟🌟🌟🌟 Entertainment Now
😎
⌚12.10
📍The Tron
🎟️
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Rural Concerns is out TODAY! We've had a laugh making it and you can listen to the first 3 eps.
💥💥💥
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Shall I pick up this phone and say "ghosts are real", for a laugh?
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If I had a time machine I'd go back to 1999, find Sum 41 and give them a big thumbs up from all of us.
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Had some lovely reviews and support for Windows 10 will end soon!
📍The Tron,
@BarrelComedy
⏰12.10pm
🎟️
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Really made up to have written some sketches for this brilliant new show on CBBC. It's from the amazingly talented
@joseph_elliott
and
@RichardDCaine
. You might also have noticed that it also stars Nana
@ThatGledhill
(in her true form). Kicks off Saturday morning at 8.45am!
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Brilliant time at the
@jainedwardsshow
last night. This is my favourite pic of
@jacklewisevans
ever 🥰🔨
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Had a really brilliant evening supporting
@LucyABeaumont
at Lancaster's
@grandcomedy
last night. It was so much fun it almost made up for the fact I absolutely minced a hare driving to the gig 🐇🚙☠️
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How can a parent be this neglectful yet still so hot?!?
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On the train again on my way to summat very cool!
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My wife left me a voicemail today and I'm absolutely livid.
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The worst bit of parenting atm is having to endure the coven of rude mums at my kid's swimming lessons. They sneer at everyone and talk too loudly about their boring lives. No, having a theatrical stage light from Next Home in your living room doth not make you quirky.
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