Natalie Palamides
@natdogkatdog
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my comedy special, Nate: A One Man Show, is on Netflix
Hollywood, CA
Joined December 2010
This is my new character: woman at airport who forgot she had spoons in her pocket
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This man hollered at me from his uhaul and asked “can I get a picture with you?” I said sure. We used my phone to take it. I asked if he wanted me to send it to him. He said no.
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Ok, I guess it turns out this was a bad omen.
Got punched in the face by a well-meaning male stripper while he was doin the classic “pants rip off” move. I regret nothing. 2020 is gonna be sweet as hell.
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Not one dog skinned in the origin story about the villain who skins dogs????? Wowwww ok. So what the fuck makes her a villain then? Being born with two-toned hair and killer style? Skin some dogs, bitch!! Jesus.
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I should clarify, theatrical car crash. My b! Thanks for the concern 🙏🙏🙏.
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Ok, I’m probably gonna get a lot of heat for this, but I need to say it: pugs aren’t cute.
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Hey guys, excited and nervy to share that NATE will be coming to Netflix this fall. Hope u enjoy it. Happy birthday!.
Inside "Nate," @natdogkatdog's weird, wonderful, gender-bending Netflix comedy special. @helen_e_shaw reports
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Got punched in the face by a well-meaning male stripper while he was doin the classic “pants rip off” move. I regret nothing. 2020 is gonna be sweet as hell.
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On April Fools’ 2015 i laid in my driveway for upwards of 3 hours to try to make my housemates think I got stabbed. They all just walked right over me
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fuck everybody. everybody sucks lol. everybody think they so helpful by telling everybody else what to do and what to think. how about you mind your own fucking business and focus on yourself. oh my god am i gonna post this? yeah i am. fuck me. i sucks lol. i think i so helpful b.
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4 years ago today my special NATE: A One Man Show, came out on @netflix . I never posted any clips because I didn’t want to spoil it. It only took me 4 years to learn that you can’t spoil something nobody is ever going to watch.
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Tune into @LateNightSeth tonight! I’ll be zooming in!
Tonight, @SethMeyers welcomes Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag) and comedian Natalie Palamides (@natdogkatdog)! Plus, an all new #ACloserLook.
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I only keep books in my house cause somebody once told me you shouldn’t fuck someone If they don’t have books.
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Congratulations on ur last show @TeamCoco! It was an honor to run to Smart n’ Final and a dildo factory and buy weed on Santa Monica Blvd for the horns section of @Outkast from a guy who went by the name of “Dave Dirty Jersey” in exchange for college credit for you.
.@natdogkatdog on Conan: "That’s the challenge that most comedians try to achieve: How can you be unapologetically yourself and be super-weird and out there and still be loved by everyone? It feels like Conan bridged that gap"
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Holy crap—surreal to say NATE drops TONIGHT on @NetflixIsAJoke at 12am PST worldwide. I hope you enjoy the show, and if you don’t, please tell your friends! love you all, I’m gonna throw up lol!!!
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When I was a kid (and sometimes now) I used to go to sleep immediately after I ate a hot dog because I loved falling asleep with the taste of hot dog in my mouth.
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This is my impression of Natasha Lyonne at a country music festival waiting in a really long line to buy merchandise
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People who wanna wear mask 4ever is just cause they have butterface. There. I said it. Cancel my ass lol.
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My white lady neighbor (a "Karen") threatened to call the cops on me, a white lady dressed like a witch (an "Elphaba"), for loudly cackling on my roof at 8:30 pm during a zoom comedy show. doesn't get more 2020 Halloween than that.
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Somethings tellin’ me that ppl who don’t like wearin��� masks just haven’t found the right one
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Last year I got my parents a trip to Italy in April lol.
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Strike over!!! Please check out this absolutely insane Irish indie I’m in: #ApocalypseClown on @NetflixUK
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Anyone else get a lil stage fright before they jerk off cause all your dead grandparents can see?.
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Every time I open an airplane blanket I can’t help but think of that time @nicolebyer found a piece of shit in hers.
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My mom finally reviews my Netflix special 3 years after it came out
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Okay, so who knows Noah and Helen? The world needs to know how that panned out. Let's put this fuggin internet to good use. @NetflixIsAJoke
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NATE is streaming now worldwide on @NetflixIsAJoke !! Gather the whole family for this whimsical holiday special!
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Warner Bros can’t win. Ppl be bitchin they take away Lola titties, but they’d’ve been bitchin if they gave her big ol’ honkers too. I guess what I’m sayin’ is. they shoulda went with a C cup. fuck with our heads a bit.
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Woman came up to me after a show tonight and said “I knew i recognized you from somewhere” I’m thinking she’s gonna say an insurance commercial. She tells me “yeah, you’re my sleep paralysis demon”.
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I just came up w/ my own currency. Who wants in? It’s worth so much. Even more than Bitcoin I decided.
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Nate is streaming now! 😱.
Who among us *doesn't* express themselves through crying these days?. Nate: A One Man Show, starring @natdogkatdog and produced by Amy Poehler, is unlike anything you've seen this year. Watch now!
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Was just hit full on by a motorcycle, flew threw the air, laid out on the pavement, and honestly, my @thenorthface winter coat saved my life. Seriously, that extra bit of padding and durable fabric made a world of difference. Quality coats people.
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Hey all u guys that rev ur loud fucking choppers right next to my fucking ear at every fucking intersection everybody hates u. Nobody wants to hear ur fucking chopper go off. I’m sorry bout ur wiener or ur mom didn’t luv u.
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First review in. will she live up to the hype??? Find out Dec 1 on @NetflixIsAJoke. Thank u @vulture
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Yay thank u!.
Nate: A One Man Show is the most outrageous and provocative comedy special of the year. Read our review.
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Comedy bang bang!!.
On this week’s @ComedyBangBang we have the star of the @NetflixIsAJoke special NATE, @natdogkatdog!. Then, entrepreneurs Jeff and Mike (@drewtarver & @chosenberg) stop by. Plus, sports legends Bill Walton and Wade Boggs (@danlippertcool & @itsjonmackey)!.
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Guys, NATE is the luckiest guy in the world and is making a special. Please come and watch! Tix are free but you gotta book in:
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Thank you so much, @iraglass ! So happy you enjoyed it!!.
Saw Natalie Palamides last night. I've seen a million one-person shows. That was one of the most utterly original, totally enjoyable ever. Also: really funny. She's at @bellhouseNY for 2 weeks. Hard to describe. Must see. @natdogkatdog
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I dunno who needs to hear this, but a chocolate milkshake is not vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup. That is a vanilla milkshake with chocolate syrup. A chocolate milk shake is *chocolate* ice cream with a big shit in it. Thank you.
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London and Los Angeles! I’m doing a limited run of my first solo show LAID in preparation to shoot it as a special… come thru!
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Prob the worst thing I have ever done for a 5 minute bit.
A reminder to always make sure the condom is securely on the popsicle
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Can you spy my #AprilFools prank?! Tune into @cartoonnetwork all day to find pranks in all your favorite shows, like the #powerpuffgirls! #👀
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I’m remounting my show, LAID, at @sohotheatre in London, dec 13-jan 8 in preparation to shoot it as a special!. I was 26 when I made this show and I will be turning 32 during this run… come see if this bad boy withstands the test of time. Tix:
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Working on my new set for the store. What do u guys thunk? Any punch ups or putches?
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My cousin so rude—I’m on freaking tv and she listening to music or some shit???!!! @LateNightSeth
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How u not gonna play taps when the sun be gone like that
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Guys. Nate wrestled an Olympic medalist tonight—doesn’t get much better than that. Thanks for playing, Callum!.
Spent my Monday night being topless wrestled by @natdogkatdog cross dressed as #nate in a fight over @elinorbarker at the @edfringe . Great show, check it out if you can:
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Ok, wow, TW: true love. Noah produced Helen's first album. She goes by Skullcrusher (sickass alias) and has the voice of an angel:.
Okay, so who knows Noah and Helen? The world needs to know how that panned out. Let's put this fuggin internet to good use. @NetflixIsAJoke
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Completely devastated thinking bout how kids don’t learn cursive anymore. How they gonna decorate cakes? Fuck me. Those poor fuckin children. How they gonna write their long distance honey a love letter? My God. The world is burning. Send in the locusts. Split the sea.
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Thank you to all the house managers and techs who helped me clean up my messy ass shows! And all the theatres who let me fuck up their stages @LyricHyperion @ucbtla @sohotheatre.
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Starting 2019 in a trash can, so that every day this year will be awesome in comparison. #optimism
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Watch #GUTSY! Out today on @AppleTVPlus. Not sure how this is even a sentence, but last February i took a clown class in Paris with the Clintons and (spoiler) Chelsea let me grab her boobs and (spoiler) clown god, Philippe Gaulier, said I was a “naughty girl.” That is all.
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UPDATE: microwaving your costume is not smart. Crikey. sometimes, I just need someone around to tell me, “don’t do that,” ya know? Ahhh, such is life.
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Bought this 100% wool Scottish slut outfit off the mannequin. No regrets 🤘
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chatted with Amy Poehler about Nate for @InterviewMag. and they took sick pics. Check it out
"As artists, I think we’re challenged to be more absurd than the world.". Natalie Palamides (@natdogkatdog) and Amy Poehler discuss comedy and consent.
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Mmmm is it just me or did everyone in LA forget the I.D. dress code????????
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Truly an honor. I’m so grateful and blown away. Thank you @TotalTheatreAwd for honoring NATE. and thank you to my collaborator, @drbrowncomedy and to my producers, @sohotheatre !.
The winner for the Innovation, Experimentation & Playing with Form category is Natalie Palamides: NATE ! @sohotheatre @natdogkatdog.
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LONDOND! Back at the @sohotheatre for 4 nights only! Let’s rain blood on omicron tonight!!! Come thru!.
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It's friggin whack as f that none of the elves give a care when OG Santa dies in "The Santa Clause." How bout a lil eulogy, BERNARD?!.
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Today is my birthday and/or insurrection day. celebrate however feels most relevant to you.
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Why is KIA using the Nine Inch Nails logo? I genuinely thought NIN started making cars. I googled it, and it's not even a collab. wow. artists ripping off artists. it's like the whole black keys jack white thing all over again.
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My plans to The delta .Fly in delta plane crashed .Plane in fall: tho:
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