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One time Zimbabwean billionaire. One time Worldwide podcast cohost. Once explained a joke & it got funnier.

Joined November 2012
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8 years
I'm getting this framed. *faints from filthy fanboi overload* @Sir_Mashaa
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@skooookum Hit em with the P for Papa. But they only understand P for Penis. 🥲
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19 days
@bobbylikesbeers Name one other franchise with this many 100% on rotten tomatos
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27 days
@bajo Just game in your underpants with your feet in a chilly bin of ice.
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1 month
@hithisisdmitri The last time Ubisoft tried.
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1 month
RT @PostsOfCats: I just want everyone to look at this cat🥺
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1 month
@locust9 If battlefield ever gets half as good as this again I’ll be ecstatic
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1 month
@dippizuka draft time
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2 months
RT @Blaghman: Alright Twitter, I need to post more. So, the demo for Careening is out now on Steam. I plan to use this as a launch point…
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2 months
20 years ago next March I did the same but drew a massive cock and balls on the wall of my room the week before we moved out. My pen was a Xmas present from Nat Geo thought not a TERF IP
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My young son used his Harry Potter invisibility pen to write 'Fuck' and 'Cunt' all over the wall of his freshly painted room walls. It showed up when you shone the UV torch on it. We never told his Mum. It was our secret.
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3 months
@slipperygoblin Actually they’re more of a cinnamon flavour then mint but w/e
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3 months
Tweeted this moments ago. Already been deleted by a bot I assume then did a virtual star jump. Coward
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3 months
Might be my last tweet. See ya Twitter. I loved you.
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3 months
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3 months
RT @Blaghman: Careening, my vibrant and lighthearted game about driving into poorly placed rocks, reckoning with how time seems to pass yet…
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3 months
@rubyinnes Please. This is a hair cut. Amateur
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3 months
@Sarah_Haar_ I spent the same years you’re talking about unsupervised alone at home on the internet. The concept of Mr Hands didn’t even make me blink an eye. Which I think is just more proof in favour of your threads point.
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3 months
@Sarah_Haar_ Never heard of Mr Hands dunno how I missed that. Thought I’d finished my shock site Pokédex years ago
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3 months
@Serrels I poured a Guinness shandy for a character who’d wandered in from a local half way house once.
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3 months
@rubyinnes Well how ya gonna arrest the kids for illegal Facebook use if the age of criminal responsibility is so 16
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3 months
@Blurbstv Rapid Death Riders 2
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