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#1 pepsi max poster โข burdened with big naturals โข one of those leftists โข cuck appreciator โข DMs: $10 fee for non mutuals
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the dentist just told me I have the beginnings of acid erosion damage due to "excessive" pepsi max consumption. well yeah of course I'm drinking so much it's not pepsi minimum is it
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what can I say? the people love big naturals
Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐
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what can I say? the people love big naturals
Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐
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I'm sick so I'm pretending I still look like this rn (I do not) everyone say "get well soon goblin"
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view from the back ๐
what can I say? the people love big naturals
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I only have a MR licence do you think I can haul this?
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looking for those pub classics, pub pub classics
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I went to the dominatrix business meeting and everyone knew you need to be punished
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@ManuclearBomb
that's not true sometimes he drops a playlist and we forget about the war crimes
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TGIF (Titties Gigantic, It's Friday)
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chin: breaking out
sinuses: blocked
titties: heaving
we are so back
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the girl with big eyes and a septum piercing will save you
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we are SO BACK
starting to feel better might take some photos today if someone gets me a little treat ๐
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I miss my pink hair, she really thought she was gonna be a tumblr girlie
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putting my whole chest into this cosplay ๐ค๐
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POV you're about to get stepped on by boots you paid for
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riverfire triggering the yanks every year is a pretty good contribution
The succulent Chinese meal incident is probably Brisbaneโs biggest (and, other than the go betweens, perhaps only) contribution to global culture
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never not enjoying being a spooky bitch
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I can't believe ACL reconstruction surgery made me dummy thicc :(
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looking for a beast boy, should I wear left or right?
raven cosplay made possible by my supporters on throne and kofi ๐ค
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these thighs need thigh highs for the thigh guys
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can no longer store pepsi max :(
(someone photoshop a can in my hand thx bbys ๐ค)
the dentist just told me I have the beginnings of acid erosion damage due to "excessive" pepsi max consumption. well yeah of course I'm drinking so much it's not pepsi minimum is it
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snatched while on the clock? call that time-waister
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also this is the first time I've felt cute since my ACL surgery! nature (my knee) is healing
trying to decide if I butchered the at home fringe trim before the work function
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this is me rn if you care (coughing in the bath)
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sorceress is the winner! here's a sneak peek for the fans ๐ค
for ren faire tomorrow - busty satyr or busty sorceress? ๐ค
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me when NYT connections is easy:
this is bullshit, give me a challenge
me when NYT connections is hard:
this is bullshit, this game should be fun
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weird request, granted. now you all owe me a little treat
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born to be hot forced to be adorable
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mentally, I'm here
physically, I'm coughing opened mouthed like a toddler
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guys I think it might be terminal :(
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i'm the worst kind of reply guy. barely comprehensible puns. every post is an opportunity for me to try out a stupid little bit. no one is safe
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I'll keep you* my dirty little secret
*liking my own tweets
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@CaelanConrad
to her lesbian moots:
just say you misogynisticly define women by their proximity to a penis and sincerely believe in "gold star" status
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@jasecordova
I can't believe this is what gets me over the line to change mine, my married era will be an enigma
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had to get antibiotics for an infection today, when asked why I didn't seek treatment earlier, the doctor was unimpressed when I described myself as "built different"
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I every time I post a photo with my big mummy milkers I get 10 extra followers but my high quality posts go unnoticed. because of joke ๐
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you promise? ๐ฅบ
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I need an alt just for sincerityposting I'm horny on main but I draw the line at vulnerability
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in the costco'd club. straight up "porking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My glizzits
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never beating the young millennial allegations
My biggest young millennial trait is sending photos to my family to convince them I am fine with either a thumbs up or a peace sign. Now they freak out if I donโt.
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if I succumb to my illness there will be signs
I know sheโs up there looking down on me.
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get girt, losers
Americans being so mad about Australia being better in the olympic swimming is soooooo good like you guys aren't even girt how can you think for a second you make for good competition?
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I really think he captured my big... nฬถaฬถtฬถuฬถrฬถaฬถlฬถsฬถ personality here ๐ฅฐ
many thanks
@penerotic
! lovely to meet you at
@SexpoAustralia
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no I will not wear a different belt this is vintage YSL
born to be hot forced to be adorable
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a lot of people are justifiably dunking on this guy for being full american psycho but honestly I still think I'd prefer this to the guys who think skincare is gay and refuse to clean their asses
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8" aussie ๐ฅ top 0.1% OF
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nothing's stopping you writing an autobiography dude
@DreamsOfControl
@PublishersWkly
@Dazed
I want a novel about a guy who deals with women who won't sleep with him because he supported Trump, who goes on Tinder and gets 3 matches a month who he isn't even attracted to, and then gets berated for toxic masculinity if he says anything about it.
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finally some RECOGNITION
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remembering the time I met someone adamant that she only wanted boy babies "they're easier to raise than girls" and when I asked why she burst into tears and said it was actually because she thought her future male child would be the reincarnation of her deceased male cat
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why are my own posts coming up on my for you page? My yapping should be a burden to others not myself
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it's actually a common misconception that Australia is good at swimming because we're girt by sea. It's actually because in 1967 the prime minister sacrificed himself to the sea gods and we opened an aquatic centre in his honour blessing us with supernatural swimming ability
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from last year -
wish I got better photos ๐ค
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trying to decide if I butchered the at home fringe trim before the work function
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i'm a non practising bisexual because despite sleeping with women I'm not employed as a barista
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I think my favourite thing about my pepsi posting gaining some traction is the amount of people requesting dental advice in the DMs - I'm the responsible consumption of pepsi max advocate and I take my role seriously ๐ซก
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AHAHAHAHA THANK YOU ๐ค
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she's a mother now
My housemate has a handbag full of broken glass, and every morning she goes to leave and says "fuck, I forgot about the bag glass AGAIN"
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Before a little treat After a little treat
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also I've been horrifically ill for over a week and I've started coughing up blood so either I've burst a blood vessel in my throat or I'm actually a victorian woman with consumption it's honestly 50/50
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you couldn't make Stick It (2006) now because a mold poisoned children's author would be calling Missy Peregrine a man
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@tallgaytay
@androgynyfiend
okay I think the horseshoe theory is bs but in this particular instance it does appear that these individuals have tried to queer themselves so hard they've gone full circle back to straight again
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my manager just called me a halfling bard and as a shortstack yapper I've never been so upset at the accuracy of a statement
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credit to the cucks I am once again mothering
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starting to feel better might take some photos today if someone gets me a little treat ๐
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@princefabrizio
the only thing more of a canon event for cookers than divorce is "my son won't talk to me"
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my estranged mother whomst I've only recently let back into my life to let her attend my wedding just informed me she's planning on doing a civil ceremony with her partner the week of my wedding and I want to scream
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my son is definitely helping me feel better while sick please send more pets for additional goblin recovery
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when they say "high school is the best years of your life" they mean "you will forever be chasing the high of getting maccas while wagging year 11 english"
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the absolute horror of being in full costume in an uber on your own hoping the party is actually today
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booked in for my first ever boudoir shoot at the end of the month I'm so exciteddd ๐ฅฐ if anyone has any tips/tricks/advice feel free to share!
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