the dentist just told me I have the beginnings of acid erosion damage due to "excessive" pepsi max consumption. well yeah of course I'm drinking so much it's not pepsi minimum is it
the dentist just told me I have the beginnings of acid erosion damage due to "excessive" pepsi max consumption. well yeah of course I'm drinking so much it's not pepsi minimum is it
had to get antibiotics for an infection today, when asked why I didn't seek treatment earlier, the doctor was unimpressed when I described myself as "built different"
My biggest young millennial trait is sending photos to my family to convince them I am fine with either a thumbs up or a peace sign. Now they freak out if I donโt.
Americans being so mad about Australia being better in the olympic swimming is soooooo good like you guys aren't even girt how can you think for a second you make for good competition?
a lot of people are justifiably dunking on this guy for being full american psycho but honestly I still think I'd prefer this to the guys who think skincare is gay and refuse to clean their asses
@DreamsOfControl
@PublishersWkly
@Dazed
I want a novel about a guy who deals with women who won't sleep with him because he supported Trump, who goes on Tinder and gets 3 matches a month who he isn't even attracted to, and then gets berated for toxic masculinity if he says anything about it.
remembering the time I met someone adamant that she only wanted boy babies "they're easier to raise than girls" and when I asked why she burst into tears and said it was actually because she thought her future male child would be the reincarnation of her deceased male cat
it's actually a common misconception that Australia is good at swimming because we're girt by sea. It's actually because in 1967 the prime minister sacrificed himself to the sea gods and we opened an aquatic centre in his honour blessing us with supernatural swimming ability
I think my favourite thing about my pepsi posting gaining some traction is the amount of people requesting dental advice in the DMs - I'm the responsible consumption of pepsi max advocate and I take my role seriously ๐ซก
also I've been horrifically ill for over a week and I've started coughing up blood so either I've burst a blood vessel in my throat or I'm actually a victorian woman with consumption it's honestly 50/50
@tallgaytay
@androgynyfiend
okay I think the horseshoe theory is bs but in this particular instance it does appear that these individuals have tried to queer themselves so hard they've gone full circle back to straight again
my estranged mother whomst I've only recently let back into my life to let her attend my wedding just informed me she's planning on doing a civil ceremony with her partner the week of my wedding and I want to scream
when they say "high school is the best years of your life" they mean "you will forever be chasing the high of getting maccas while wagging year 11 english"