all the 'cyberpunk is broken' discourse is all well and good, but the fact that they couldnt even properly print the CDPR icon on the digital xbox game cards is truly the cherry on top. mfers hit us with the No Image Found
time for a new 'What If Doctor Was ___'. we've had:
What If Doctor Was Boy (doogie howser)
What If Doctor Was Smart (house)
What If Doctor Was Nurse (nurse jackie)
What If Doctor Was Dead (izombie)
What If Doctor Was Evil (dr death)
What If Doctor Was Autistic (the good doctor)
The Royal Family regrets to announce that King Charles has been arrested for busting it down sexual style. The Royal Family was previously unaware of the King's quirked up nature, and are now investigating when he begun showing signs of being freaky with a little bit of swag.
tax cuts are such bullshit lmao. oh great i'm getting an extra $70 a week or some shit, now i can go ahead and use that money to pay double for a formerly public service that used to be covered by my taxes
crazy of me to say but i think one of the biggest problems in the games industry is that games can just completely disappear now. like its bonkers that something like 80% of retro games are now lost, but its going to get a whole lot worse in the era of digital-only
6th graders assignment today was to make a self introduction worksheet that had to include your birthday and things you like. Imagine my surprise when I’m handed this
everyones mad but i actually think this is a really good representation of how labor likes to function. change the exterior of the problem ever so slightly and celebrate it as a huge win while doing nothing to get rid of the actual glaring problem within
Out with the gambling signs, in with the welcome signs.
We promised to get rid of these gambling ads outside pubs and clubs.
And that is exactly what we're doing.
i will only forgive scott morrison for his crimes, sins, and misgivings if he goes to the meat spill and personally gobbles up all the road meat messily into his hog gob, snorting and squealing in the process
defund private schools. if they cost $30k per pupil and get grants and donations from the wealthy, why do they need morr public funding from the government thank actual public schools. defund em
if you're going to secret little parties during an outbreak you're a dogcunt. if you are catching ubers to secret little parties and putting poor sods that are just trying to do their jobs at risk because of your stupid decisions, you're a fuckwit dogcunt. simple stuff
hello boils, goils, and thoils... its PocketBuds day!!
this week i'm chatting with
@MassiveMonster
's social media manager and the big brain behind the
@cultofthelamb
accounts,
@KnightSinclair
!!!
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A Tesla Cybertruck has been spotted cruising through the streets of Sydney this morning, despite not being available for purchase in Australia.
The controversial electric pickup truck has temporary QLD number plates and was seen in Bondi, Coogee and North Sydney.
#9News
alright i can officially announce that from november 15th, i'll be joining the
@KotakuAU
team as a full time writer!!!!!!! very excited to deliver boiling hot facts to all the gamers out there
david 'kochie' koch from channel 7's 'sunrise' program bit off the head of a rat in front of me and told me that i was next, like i was going to be the rat, if i didnt buy him a OAK chocolate milk. its not like he couldnt afford it himself. then he shook the rat at me
i can say with absolute confidence that if you show any dude in his 20s-30s a video of someone flipping a hot dog between their fingers like a pen, theyre gonna think its awesome
sorry to ramble on but the fact that theyve completely locked the editorial team out so they can't even say goodbye is driving me fucking wild. every person who came through kotaku au played a part in building a community there. of course it means nothing to the suits but come on
ok but realistically if the anti-lockdown protest does become a superspreader event, how many people who attended are actually going to go get tested and isolate lmao
What do you make of Macquarie Dictionary's word of the year for 2023?
'Cozzie Livs', a colloquial phrase for cost of living, has taken out the crown.
All our "Cozzie Livs" coverage here:
if im going to the pharmacy to get the morning after pill, the only thing the pharmacist should do is shake my hand and congratulate me for getting my thang rammed
maybe you have a shortage of workers because you're not paying workers enough to live. maybe the issue isnt that people are lazy. maybe australias cost of living is unaffordable, and maybe your dream of running a business isnt realistic if you cant pay your staff a living wage
a lot of stinky fungus being played on the hottest 100 of the decade. just goes to show that no matter how many trans women and Indigenous people you harrass, there will always be an army of white guys behind you chanting 'dudes rock!' if you're a reggae rock band