“You’re an embarrassment”
My man, you’re slashing bike tires with your fat uncles because people are protesting a statue you thought was Buddy Ryan until about 10 minutes ago.
“That’s right dude, you schedule me and my boys at the same time, YOU GET A FUCKING DICK IN YOUR MOUTH BRO”-
@timbutterly
(Best line at Skankfest South)
Don't miss a LIVE recording of Philly's own "Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast" on October 18!
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Biden said 150 million people in the U.S have been killed by guns since 2007, while Bernie is trying to wave down the waitress to send his soup back. POLITICS! CATCH THE FEVER!
congratulations to all my comedy pals apologizing for the festival run by guys who hit women, doxx people, purvey racist homophobic politics, and fight other comedians for making mean jokes about them. Hope you had a good set!
Everyone messaging me that they wanna come to Going To Hell but they won’t because of the mandate, it was lifted like a week ago. Buy tickets. Get nuts.
People have been messaging me asking how Philly is. Put it like this, I cannot wait to be stuck in a car for 13 hours while
@aChrisOConnor
&
@Shanemgillis
argue the entire time.
Damn, imagine how siked the dudes who loved huffing disinfectant in high school would’ve been to hear Trumps advise? Too bad they OD’d on oxys like 7 years ago.
Pre-taping another pod today in Philly with the kings Matt McCusker and
@Brian6ix
! (Audio only). Streams tomorrow 11am ET on
#GaSDigital
!!! Let’s go!
The only bad thing in Philly is waking up to see people tweeting “Love for Philly”. Fucking relax, an old sack of shit said “bad things happen in philly” if you’re the slightest bit offended by that, you’re definitely not from Philly.
The deluge of abusive content targeting Amber Heard is not only failing Heard and future survivors — but is also shaping how young people understand domestic violence.
What were you up to when you were 12?
@DanSoder
was playing with action figures... and smoking cigarettes. ⠀
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Stream his comedy special, Son of a Gary, tonight at 10 pm. ⠀