1 year ago my best friend got a bad haircut but also made me cry from both laughing so hard & from being so happy. SIX (ALMOST 7) MILLION VIEWS IN ONE YEAR. Just going to get better & I can't wait
@Shanemgillis
ytb ❤️
While organizing the lost & found at
#skankfestsouth
someone reported their backpack full of their belongings missing. Next day someone turned it in, & I contacted the owner. This was his message to me:
a nice shout out? LETS GOOOOOO
seriously though,
@JohnnyMcKeever
,
@Shanemgillis
,
@aChrisOConnor
, & Gerben are so fucking good it’s insane.
They’re brilliant. 1000000000% ❤️❤️(O’Connies a little less but you get it)
Having B light my cig for me because that first pull is just a little tooo strong vs. normal light puffs post root canal + doodle tooth removal MIGHT be my peak lady uncle form
psa: you shouldn’t crash podcasts/shows you weren’t invited onto that are recording live. it’s weird no one has said this, or no it’s weird people don’t know this yes that’s it
Someone I don’t know followed me on Twitter - his pic is OJ Simpson, I got my first dick pic dm, & I just split the ass of my jeans putting my sneakers on so good week so far I think
I saw a thing that said, “your npr name is your favorite pattern + whatever whatever”. Who the fuck has a favorite pattern? There’s like 5 patterns total. Like hellooo I’m houndstooth Nicholas. gtfo
Whenever I tell people how hard he kills in a room there’s always this feeling like you’re trying to convince someone you saw Bigfoot. It’s good to finally have proof it’s real and I was actually underselling it.
It’s not me, it’s
@rebelcave
,
@ChristineMEvans
&
@luisjgomez
who make Skankfest incredible. Very lucky to be able to see it first hand. THANK YOU Rebecca, Christine, & Luis!
Am I at the blind library place at the end of that Sandra bullock movie where they couldn’t look at things BECAUSE WHY HOUSTON ARE UR BIRDS SO LOUD WTF IS HAPPENING HERE
Seth sexually harassed a woman and Ellory Smith thinks Thai people eat dogs. These are your progressive heroes? A literal confirmed abuser of women and a hack racist television writer. I encourage you to hold them accountable.
Yeoooo yous in need of some counsel? Perhaps lookin for some legit advice? Send your questions to askforphillyadvice
@gmail
.com & yer fave philly girl and beeeeeeezer
@Brian6ix
will offer some enlightenment 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅
I’m grateful for helium bartenders that always ask me, “the usual?” And with out judgement I receive a Jameson, a Diet Coke, and a twisted tea god bless america
Everyone stop what you’re doing... Take 5 mins... and enjoy the funniest sketch show in world right now. Holy shit
@Shanemgillis
@JohnnyMcKeever
this is absolutely brilliant.
It's almost here! April 5th my new comedy special DOG BELLY premieres on YouTube. Excited to share this with all of you!
Like and Subscribe now to not miss a second.
You don’t think I’ll fucking punch your pussy corona light wasted ass off that goddamn chair while you talk nonstop during one of our best friends
@Shanemgillis
headlining set? ILL END YOU
billion dollar idea number 4: those plastic tent cubbies restaurants use but for your cement yard and it’s wind proof so you can rip grits in winter times
hahahah yellow Nike kid is losing it.. I’ve seen similar (exact) reactions from any (all) of my guy friends who are well into their 30 and 40s. FARTS WILL ALWAYS MAKE DUDES CRY LAUGH
Fuckkkk i cant get over chicks who IG story all day long & have no lie 40 dashes its so many stories like what the fuck are you doing we get it youre nuts plz chill
Goddamnit fucking
@Sethrogen
being like working years to launch this! & everyone chiming in how can we help I’ll support yay! Dude can put out whatever he wants whenever he wants. Support this & these ppl:
As someone who is not alt right or right I just want to make sure I understand. The murderer listened to .
@Shanemgillis
podcast then got the idea to murder people in Atlanta? Is that correct? I want as much useful information as we can get for the trial.
Have seen this a couple times today (and a lot in general) fans/people tagging & asking headliner comics when in town next (Chicago soon?! When in Tampa!?) You’re on the internet just go to their website you fucking bonzos
I swear to god if I get into one more fucking Uber that is not using AC I’m going to lose my SHIT… it was labeled a goddamn SAAB and it’s a green pt cruiser that’s held together with tape
I just had to text BBGRL to ask if major lazer and diplo were the same person so that’s what I’m up to
I feel like it’s gonna be a tweet & delete Friday so just a heads up
Special Wednesday night episode of Dad Meat tomorrow night because I will be on vacation this weekend.
@kilah_fox
joins us tomorrow night
@8pm
EST. Cant wait. Come have fun with us in the live chat.
Ughhhh there’s a big boy mouse that can’t find his way out of the bedroom & I just keep stomping at him yelling to get out. what the fuck dude go boneless and shimmy yer way out of here plz
I don’t think I’ve ever been as salty as I am right now watching ND on this dumb couch while
@Shanemgillis
@Brian6ix
&
@aChrisOConnor
are watching at the stadium in south bend god damnit
When you see 1 solo ant crawling around do you think they are freaking out? Like where the fuck is the rest of my colony? How the fuck can’t you find 100000 other ants? Poor guy what a bonzo
I swear to fucking god if I get into one more goddamn lyft that has the inside temperature over 70degrees (current 1 is at 76) YOU WILL SEE ME ON THE NITE TIME NEWS
I thought everyone’s phones were just auto correcting it to “corona”virus, like all my fam and friends are just a bunch of lushes, but nah it’s called that
The Ellory Smith’s (never heard of her and no one else has) of the world always tell us they’re on a journey and they’re pure and righteous and good. Anything offensive they said is a part of their journey. If we say something offensive it’s evidence of evil. That seem strange?
It’s so SO easy (hospitality wise) to run a comedy club — why the fuuuuck are you allowing ppl to talk loud enough, like trying to be heard over the mic?? SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SLAP THE MOUTH OFF YER FACE