Jabroni Mike
@jabroni_mike
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Streamer, YouTuber, professional internet asshole. Business email: [email protected]
Mom's Basement, USA
Joined January 2015
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YOUTUBE IS MAKING ME DO "POLICY TRAINING" TO REMOVE A COMMUNITY GUIDELINES STRIKE AND I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
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Try the “Go Outside Meta.” Run the “Touch Grass Strategem.” Call down the “Talk to a Female” orbital.
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Sent to me from a throwaway email address with the subject: “Tonight.”
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For me its like there’s a naive earnestness to the AI models: they dont understand what were making them do & they obviously dont have a sense of humor. So when we force it to make stupid shit & it tries so hard to give us what we asked for within the parameters of what it’s.
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Deranged bagel-men stickers I saw at a deli on Staten Island. They ARE real and they WILL hurt you
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objects i've shoved up my ass:. pencils. Test tube. Umbrella Handle. Small Glass Jar. Fingers. Broomstick handle. Hockey stick handle. Coins. Pebbles. Banana. Stiff Cocks. Cigar. Dildos. Screwdriver handle. Vibrators. Pens. Fishing rod handle. Candy CAne ( merry christmas).
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i dont really like to get political on here, but holy shit. ho. ly. shit. Everything is about to change. america, get ready. i finaly figured out how to suck my own dick. its over for so many of you. and you dont even know it yet. Good luck everyone.
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You fuckers need to step it up:.
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Thanks for coming to see Red Vox everyone. Here’s a pic thread of me looking brain damaged while drumming. feel free to add yours
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the Vinny Derangement Syndrome mass hysteria intensifies. This is an amorphous blob. This is like when people see their parents fighting in a Rorschach test. Get help.
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Just watched 1 minute of the asmongold video where he explains why hes a dirtbag. He said something relatable and I IMMEDIATELY started cleaning my room.
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For about an hour I have been trying to find the words to express my emotions on this topic but every variation of them will get me on a federal watchlist.
Windows 11 Start menu ads are now rolling out to everyone
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WAKE UP BABE NEW PASTOR MANNING TRACK JUST DROPPED AND ITS FUCKING FIRE
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Looking for modders to create my vision: Shadow the Hedgehog "oops all Maria" mod that replaces Shadow & every NPC with Maria. Black Doom? Maria. Vector the crocodile? Maria. Maria's human body spin dashing and homing into enemies, grinding rails, shooting guns at other Marias
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Lush Cosmetics puts out shit like this - looks & smells delicious - but then im the asshole for eating it? Whatever. Here's a Special "Fuck You" to mall security, but shoutout to the paramedics , you guys were cool.
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FYI Vinny is not "making me" wear the hat; it's my choice. Have you SEEN how bad the hair looks??? It's one thing showing it to you freaks on stream but going out in public like this is another thing entirely.
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⚠️HUGE NEWS FECAL ARMY!!⚠️WE KILLED SLIME CAT HOLY SHIT FUCK YESSSS!!!!!!! 🧵
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something always bothered me about Marinara's face. I finally figured it out.
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i am gay enough to admit when i find another man attractive
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MAN I AM SO GLAD I spent 38 years protecting and hiding my social security number like it was the portrait of Dorian Gray only for the shitty government to let hackers just take it anyway. Love this country.
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hey @grindr I've been locked out of my account please help, I have so much dick I need to suck. This is urgent.
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someone asked how i got the strike & its a great story actually. I edited the following footage to the Kirby Gourmet Race song & got the strike for depicting violence. As you can see, this video has happily existed on YT for 7 years with 0 issue.
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Just lost a family member to COVID, & it feels so unnecessary. They had all the facts but just didn’t take it seriously, at all. If you can’t/won’t get vaccinated, don’t live your life like you are. Nothing political about it, just how it is. Hope this gets through to somebody.
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wow AI is amazing!. "Donald Trump on the campaign trail getting loud sloppy toppy from a giant anthropomorphic hampster with a powerful Gluck Gluck game, he moans in ectasy while he nuts but the hamster keeps suckin"
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people were asking me how I could laugh at something like this, so I really thought about it. I know many of you have to be angry at this on principle and that’s ok. I agree ai art is fundamentally bad.
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It’s gonna be so funny when it sucks.
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just peak Youtube if i've ever seen it. Such a vomit-inducing and pathetic company.
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for anyone who missed this the other night: I got this for 5 MILLION WATCH HOURS, WTF is wrong with all of you? (But also THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH for changing my life in so many positive ways, genuinely can’t imagine where I’d be without you all. Big love guys. )
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When you get bored in Papa’s Burgeria.
Burger King in Thailand has debuted a new item called the “real cheeseburger.”. It doesn’t have any meat, just 20 slices of American cheese.
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Yo I eat cat food on stream and I’m still not this fucking embarrassing.
HasanAbi says that streaming is harder than working a real job… 💀
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I'm gonna weigh in because I played & really liked both games. Obviously i liked PT way more, buts its 🍎 and 🍊. Look at the # of reviews. Yeah Cocoon didn't get the exposure that PT did and came out much later in the year, but if a games IMPACT was weighed appropriately in (🧵)
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This is also why attempts to remake this meme in other formats are falling flat: because they are made by humans who know what they’re doing. As soon as that happens you remove what made it funny in the first place.
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PIZZA TOWER on switch apparently runs halfway decent hooray!
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I have not slept or eaten since seeing the Minecraft trailer yesterday. its vacuity and cynicism haunts me. For the rest of my life, hearing that Beatles song will conjure a phantasm of that vile sheep before me. The use of the number is cheap and offesnive, like using a.
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97 year old diner where they still serve runt the old fashioned way
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Hey @elgato , it's refund time! This clip was taken moments before whatever is happening here shorted my USB devices, forcing a PC reset & ruining my stream. @Loupedeck I hear you guys make some cool stuff, got a replacement for my Elgarbo Stream Deck?
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Hey @70s_party happy NYE from NYC with a COLOSSAL lemon pig made from a FREAK lemon my moron uncle smuggled in from Sicily. Also next to normal lemon pig for scale. Sorry I beefed the ear but the rind was like cutting into a football.
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shut the fuck up discord. Please god, just shut the fuck up
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good news everyone. With your support, I was able to harvest all the microplastics from my balls. I sold it to Lego, making this new product possible. You're welcome. God bless america
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3 hrs into stream: "Mike, you're live?? I never got a notif." Last night I learned this is due to Twitch's "Smart" notifications setting, which somehow BLOCKS notifs. This setting is ON BY DEFAULT. Here's where/how to turn it off. Please RT this into orbit.
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Wow, what’s this?? IRL streamers on a gondola ride at the Venetian, streaming their experience the way I was told by an employee I wasn’t allowed to do? Hey @VenetianVegas , suck my cock very much you fucking scumbags!!!! Eat my asshole too!!! Fuck you
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@VinnyVinesauce Vin are you still upset about the ball pit thing? We wrote an entire therapy album to work through this, do we need to do another one?.
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While you were breasting boobily, I was cocking penisly.
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guys i found this pigeon who makes anime girl eating noises this is not edited. The Audubon Society will not answer my emails
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Idris Elba typically plays very eloquently spoken characters and I am absolutely stoked about hearing him voice act a complete fucking moron.
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Jacking off to this.
BREAKING: The U.S. government is suing Adobe. It's accusing the company of harming consumers by enrolling them in the most expensive subscription plans without clearly disclosing the huge early termination fees — fees that can reach hundreds of dollars.
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"Your resume looks great, Ms. The Bat. Welcome to Team Youtube"
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Many such cases.
@lizarinRed @redvoxband @EpicGames @FortniteGame @TimSweeneyEpic @VinnyVinesauce @jabroni_mike MIKE IS IN RED VOX?!.
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“Alphys x Undyne a-really-a change-a my mind.”.
Pope Francis calls for civil union laws for same-sex couples
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Bro needs to touch deGrasse.
Neil deGrasse Tyson critiques how thumpers & sandworms work in 'DUNE 2'. "You can't thump sand, if you do this to sand *slams fist* nobody else is gonna hear it. they have the worm going straight fast, no that's not how physics work they gotta curl.". (via: @colbertlateshow)
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