Ward Bond: "I Have a Note from My Mother."
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Brain: Dorothy Parker. Body: Rotting Mummy Meat. Proud Zionist standing with Israel, and the innocent Persians under mad mullah rule.#NewFederalist #Ramones
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@ImaFreeman1984 @IndieCat30 She'll pull a Shaun King, and claim that she's really 1/32nd black or somesuch.
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@IttnerJohn @HuXijin_GT Those siding with repressive authoritarianism are never, ever the good guys.
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@Ankeny_Hawks "this performance was not approved by the building administration". Then how did all of the students end up seated in front of said performance, all at the same time? Did they all just manifest there spontaneously, via magic? Who was working the sound and lights at the time?🤔.
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I cast ballots with Trump's name on 'em in two consecutive elections: once against an evil crone; and again, four years later, vs. a senile pedo. But those were both votes AGAINST candidates. Now I'm ready to finally vote FOR someone again. for the first time since Reagan!
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@DavidAFrench What do you call someone whose own then-13-year-old daughter stated he'd "showered inappropriately" with her, materially contributing to her being "hyper-sexualized" as a result, David? Is that "the kind of man honorable men hold in contempt," do you suppose. ?
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@libsoftiktok Makes you wonder what other things the teachers there instruct students "don't tell your folks about this" in urgent, pleading whispers.🤔.
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@taylorleese In retrospect, being complicit in the heavy-handed political censoring of half the entire country may not have been the killer career move it initially seemed.
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@DeSantisWarRoom @RonDeSantis The little light in my refrigerator is brighter than Norah O'Donnell.
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Earlier this year, Marvel Comics published a story in which the nice non-Hispanic lady helpfully whitesplains to a full-grown Latina why she really, really ought to be using the term "Latinx" from now on. Because of course they did.
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@CampusJewHate She helped to whelp the monster, and has been lovingly feeding and coddling it ever since. Sorry, but I'm not even remotely saintly enough to offer her anything but a tight, satisfied smile now, in her time of self-inflicted trial.
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@tamsaswiftie If you mulishly refuse to physically present yourself AT your actual place of employment -- you know, the way the vast majority of normal, responsible adults do, every single day of the week -- then, no: you are not, in plain and actual fact, one of the "really good people.".
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@mkolken I was born in the deep south, and my childhood was one of grinding poverty. I overcame addiction, as well as the poisonous relationships that lead to it. I rebuilt my life from the ground up, alone. I vote straight red. I am NOT a threat to Democracy. I’m the face of it.
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@DavMicRot @redsteeze *Linda Sarsour has entered the chat*.*Al Sharpton has entered the chat*.*Rashida Tlaib has entered the chat*.*Ilhan Omar has entered the chat*.*Jesse Jackson has entered the chat*.*Cynthia McKinney has entered the chat*.
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With the RNC about to become nothing more than 🍊🤡's piggy bank, I just feel drained, and disgusted. I'm actually feeling something I never have before: old. I need to tap out from X, until. whenever. Take care of yourselves, my friends. 🇺🇸🙏
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@BryanDGriffin @TheView Master class in force-feeding their own biliousness and spite back to them, one spoonful at a time. Glorious! 🫡👍.
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@ElaineRaeBell @KeithOlbermann Someday, you'll actually manage to read another book. Maybe.
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@willchamberlain Sotomayor and Brown are locked in a furious, no holds barred 'tard-off, to determine once and for all which one is, genuinely and legitimately, The DEI Appointee Whose Coming Was Foretold. At this point, it's still pretty much a jump ball. but: the day's still young.
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@Rightanglenews "[Presidential] pardon power is considered 'plenary,' and thus generally cannot be restricted or modified by Congress or the judiciary." . The judge in question literally has no power to authorize this, much less enforce it. Tell him/her to sit and spin.
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@edentorres121 @MattWalshBlog @benshapiro The only person "threatened" by you lately was that poor, respectful Sonic employee you were so ruthlessly bullying.
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Serious question: if Melania should file for divorce between now and November -- and if said filings were to be made public -- would MAGA assembled immediately turn on her, snapping and snarling, like so many feral dingoes. ?🤔.
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@Rampage95_SGTG "Twitter employees were locked out of the code at Noon". Bet they were counting on having until the end of Friday to screw things up. 🤣👍.
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@nypost "I am not making music for white people". She's also not leaving food for any people, if she can help it.
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@PowerOwn45 @titus_rules As I keep right on telling them, in response: "If my vote is genuinely so vitally necessary for your electoral plans to come to fruition, you really do need to start treating my requests as absolute and inviolable demands.".
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@annadebullen @PimpMasterYoda1 @YungCrippComedy "When people misgender Ezra miller on purpose, they are misgendering every non binary person.". This is, quite literally, the single stupidest thing ever posted on Twitter. and I've read tweets by Mazie Hirono.
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@BoulosAlQans @FrantizekPaul As someone who waited on tables all through high school for my spending money, I can sadly -- but categorically -- confirm the adamantine and absolute truth of this.
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@Unfilteredboss1 She exudes all the genuine sincerity of a recorded message explaining how terribly important your phone call is to us right now.
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@canikfanatic @lisachristinect My wife was there just a few weeks ago, in order to visit with some of her relatives on that side of the country. She said the entire city smelled like a septic wound.
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@_Mama_Mia10 Roger Stone actually calling someone else "a pompous jerk-off" is literally weapons-grade irony.
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@EFischberger Jackson Hinkle and Nick Fuentes are spooning one another right now, weeping brokenly.
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Experts warn he may be forced to sell assets to pay mounting legal battles via @MailOnline . He currently owns 17 golf courses, worldwide. Let him sell off a few of those, before begging seniors on fixed incomes for legal bills $$$.
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@lone_rides Before COVID, I never once suspected that the number of "immunocompromised" people in this country hovered somewhere at the level of 739% of the total population; nor that they had, somewhere along the way, been gifted with absolute moral authority over we pitiful few remaining.
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@MalesInDisguise To all women everywhere out there reading this, on behalf of we few remaining sane fellas:. We don't claim this one.🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️.
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@MrGabeHernandez The artwork certainly lives down to the level of the "writing.". This. is supposed to be Killer Frost. 🤦♂️🤣
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@ElijahSchaffer "I suffer with periods.". Well, punctuation is tougher for some than it is for others.
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@sappholives83 "his requests to breastfeed someone else’s child ". Well, okay, sure, I can totaHIS WHAT TO WHAT NOW -- ?!?.
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@GodIsEnough123 @WilliamA_33 "I'm not a CEO, so I'm going to turn the single most important financial asset I'm ever likely to own into the brick-and-mortar equivalent of an open herpes sore" really isn't the crusher "gotcha!" you evidently believe it to be.
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@OliLondonTV I've never once, in nearly seven decades of life, ever ventured to risk any sort of purchase from a food truck. Clearly, I am either prescient, or a mega-genius.🤮.
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"Milktoast" is trending, because Donald Trump doesn't know how to spell "milquetoast."🤦♂️🤣.
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@townhallcom Badmouthing Chip Roy, while simultaneous;y grave dancing over Bob Good. Remind me again just whose side this guy is supposed to be on. ?.
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@AGHamilton29 @TheBabylonBee The more she snivels and whines and drums her heels on the linoleum, the more she continues to draw attention to what otherwise would have been, in the long run, just another Bee sting: no more, no less. C.S. Lewis described her (and other humorless Jew-haters) so very, very.
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@ingelramdecoucy ". but you'll still show up regularly for the court-mandated conjugal visits though, right. ?"
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but Trump/MAGA have now lost three consecutive electoral cycles, pissing away Senate seats and *literally* turning red states blue. Please consider not being a crazy lunatic, and waddling back to the failure buffet for a fourth helping.
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@PettyOkino @youdoingtoomuch @NastiaTrixie Any inability on the part of high school (or even junior high school) students to grasp the simple meaning of Julius Caesar or A Midsummer Night's Dream speaks volumes about the "teachers" involved. and none of it complimentary. Teachers are supposed to be challenging students.
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@KayPwr @shannonrwatts 1.) Sounds more like a "You" problem, quite frankly. 2.) Being the saner of the two, he most likely wasn't making up weird, pulpish fantasies about you or your beliefs at all. Advantage: That Guy.
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@yashar It is no exaggeration to baldly state that the women of Iran have borne the brunt of the fascistic mullah regime. Their courage literally leaves me breathless. 🇮🇷🦸♀️
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@MSNBC Irrelevant. Americans, correctly, do not gauge their comparative fortunes by how well or poorly inhabitants of Britain, Belgium, or Botswana may be doing, at any particular moment. If the Dems' weak defense is "Hey, other economies are being mismanaged, too". they're doomed.
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Which actor/actress was your first crush?. (Don't judge me; I'm very, very old.)
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@carita_paige @MayraFlores2022 "how young Latinas can be part of a party that stands against their own interests". Maybe. just possibly mind you. they're better judges of what "their own interests" actually are, and how they might best be served, than you are.
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@tomselliott Having to take the absolute minimal amount of responsibility for her own actions, and (God forbid!) maybe even use some form of birth control = making her life "a living hell."🙄. (Cue the "BuT iT's NoT 100% gUaRaNtEeD!" in 4. 3. 2. )
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@lzj961 "If you need us to wear something different we will leave, and you can wait until the pandemic is over to get a new dishwasher.". Someone needs to buy this man a beer. Hell, make it a six-pack!.
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Has there ever been a case of a former First Lady flat-out refusing to publicly support her adulterous hubby's attempt at reelection, prior to this?. No public appearances at his rallies? No tweets? Nothing. ?🤔
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@CherylWroteIt "Obviously, I'm very confused ". There. She actually had the truth in her hands, for a nanosecond, right there.
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@MattWalshBlog It just makes me think so much less of him, honestly. It makes him seem petty, and small.
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Trump has no path to 270. TRUMP. HAS. NO. PATH. TO. 270. "DeSantis would BEAT Biden in Georgia - despite president winning there in 2020, new poll shows. But Trump would lose again if it was him against Biden". via @MailOnline.
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@ClaireWill54001 @OliLondonTV In this country, foreign nationals seeking permission to study at our schools and universities are required to pledge to follow our laws, or else risk deportation. This has always, always been our way, which is why -- unlike your own UK caliphate -- we don't have daily machete.
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@elonmusk, @Support : Croaky Caiman has been suspended, without cause!. FREE @InstaGator2024 !!!. @MaxNordau @Judianna @ChristinaPushaw @TGoatherdess @oldladysagrouch @happy_floridian .@lmcplc20169 @VP72801 @chaotic456
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@safree180 @TonyMoney_CCN @Marvel Somewhere, a much-missed Dwayne McDuffie is spinning at such terrifyingly high velocity in his grave, it's actually ripping open a hole in the space/time continuum.🤦♂️.
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@CharlieCrist That gives you the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to lose two things simultaneously. And we all know you're up to that job.🤣🤣🤣.
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@whymaja @PolitiBunny @ladyfey12 @hall_yve @fawnsoffline @barrenessblack2 @Joddammit @Karmatrumpsgod @disabilityharpy @APLMom @maqart55 @bargar_d @melJsaysso @WhiteTallon @ThePinkFeralGnu @TheParrotSlayer @JessLouiseHope @kindness_love20 @AwokeRoseArisen @BeccaSorenson @JeremyR86 @heroicslug @SlaggitySlag @nmdrsc @gruggenhelm @squeakingmeow @pixposies @avocadorable29 @vixmcintyre @istheAngelica @OzGoofyPrincess @mshavisham @thebluepeasant @sfmemelover @LilaGraceRose @scrowder Abortion has not been "criminalized." The actual, living residents in all fifty states have the *freedom* to vote (via elected representatives) whether they agree with it or not. That is, literally, the exact OPPOSITE of "criminalization." 🤦♂️🤣.
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@Gen_Gen_T @IttnerJohn @HuXijin_GT Your vote in favor of repressive authoritarianism is duly noted, and regarded with the same thoroughgoing revulsion normally reserved for child abductors and Arby's sandwiches.
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"Y U CALL US MAGAS A CULT THO?!?".
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@EYakoby They need to show this on television every year, right between "A Charlie Brown Christmas" and "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." 🤣.
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"248 years later, we've simply traded one fat, stupid king for another one."
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@JackNCokeJNC @QuancyClayborne The mall was either in Candyland or Narnia (conflicting reports). Whatever excuse you receive (if any) as to why you can't have the name of the purported store owner -- or even the name of the store itself -- should be entertaining, if nothing else.
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Welp. according to no fewer than three online tests, I am currently shadowbanned. 😠 Can anybody who sees this let me know, please. ?.
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@CurtisHouck @Furrystoat @TODAYshow @NBCNews The MSM equivalent of "Oh, well, they all look alike anyway.".
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@PuppiesIover I seriously doubt such a sweet adorable little pup wants to go through life answering to the name "Grape Nuts."🤣.
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@DrEliDavid Right about now would probably be the perfect time for a real top grade, A-1 water drainage and sewage system, what with all of those huge underwater pipes we've been sending you over the years, and --. oh. My hand to God, evolution just passed these trogs right on by.🤣.
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@EzraDrissman @compushopcdmx At this point, the ugly reality is that most, if not all, of the hostages are already dead. A Hamas surrender now offers nothing. Finish the job. Now.
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@bonchieredstate A grown-ass adult woman, literally incapable of comprehending just why they're called "ILLEGAL aliens.".
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@StopAntisemites Why don't any of these goon know how to actually grow and maintain a human-looking beard. ?. And don't even get me started on what their men look like!.
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Guys. people. folks: take a quick gander at someone's timeline before stabbing at that "Follow" button, all right?. Because I do. And if I see anything even remotely pro-Hamas, or anti-Jew, anywhere whatsoever whilst doing so: I not only don't follow back, "Patriots" or.
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@MaxNordau He could replace Vance with Michelle Obama, sans any explanation whatsoever, and the seals would all bark and clap on cue.
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@DeanObeidallah You live in a cartoon simulation of actual reality. and a badly animated one, at that. DePatie-Freleng, most likely.
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@GeorgeWept We were told it was "the wrong time" to criticize him during the primaries. We were told it was "the wrong time" to criticize him during the election. We're now being told it's "the wrong time" to criticize him, post-election. Screw that noise. I'm an American.
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