Witchlaser
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Despite how insufferable you can be, I should still wish you a happy birthday.
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As for my /real/ apology, I'm sorry. It looks like Medkit took my phone while I wasn't looking.
I'm sorry everyone, I lied. I really am quite inferior to Medkit's aiming. In fact, I'd say I am inadequate compared to him. I apologize for lying.
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((BLOOD TW))
[Time seemed to freeze as his shot wirred up, aiming up his crosshair with her head.
And just as quickly as he'd pulled the trigger, the shot landed.
Bullseye.]
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((have this stupid ass sword sketch i drew for somethin i cant show u yet... muehehe))
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I took a few photos of my outfit. I do not dress up often, although this is more casual.
I really like this scarf.
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((didnt think i’d have to say this since i’m not a large parody acc by Any means, but don’t say nsfw things to me in my replies. it’s weird. i don’t wanna see that. the person who runs this acc is a minor. stop.
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((thank you all for the support here is ur witchkramp kiss))
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((also!! current witchlaser ref. !! mask, little strap on his arm, n the charms along his hat are all from kramp :3))
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[The air was cold. He had his target in his sights.]
Target in sight... taking aim.
[He was talking to himself, quietly. Something he often did to help steady his aim, steady his quickening heartbeat.
Oh, the thrill of the kill.
She had no idea.]
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((for parodytwtober im pinning him just in case people will draw him :) here is his current ref !! full-body is in original pin, but he doesn’t wear the helmet rn because it is broken :3 TAG ME IF U DRAW HIM !! he is day 9 :333))
Hello. My friend Exor told me that I should join, as to help him... "commit crimes". Whether or not this was his real motivation, I am here. Please call me Witch.
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#phightingtwt
#phighttwt
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((ooc char intro n stuff in thread :3))
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I’d like to thank Valk for bringing this image to my attention.
And I’d like to thank Sword for taking it.
As well as Medkit, for being shrunk.
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Maybe you’re just upset that I keep farming points off of you.
I think they should officially ban Witchlaser from future matches. Who agrees?
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((Ok I finally got around to making his updated ref for parodytwtober :3 here is him along w some info!! tag me if u draw him !!!))
Hello. My friend Exor told me that I should join, as to help him... "commit crimes". Whether or not this was his real motivation, I am here. Please call me Witch.
((
#phightingtwt
#phighttwt
))
((ooc char intro n stuff in thread :3))
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((gamers))
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((shoutout to darkheart for killing witch because he defended his brother))
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I'm sorry everyone, I lied. I really am quite inferior to Medkit's aiming. In fact, I'd say I am inadequate compared to him. I apologize for lying.
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((anyways guys heres my parodytwtober day one do u like it))
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((it’s really funny how some people follow me here but not my main and then are surprised when i reveal my main. yes guys. it is me. hyperlaserlvr69. i am witchlaser. hi.))
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((For those who say Witch looks rlly fluffy in my pfp it’s becuz he is !!! he has rlly fluffy hair!!! here is the full drawing of him !! he’s in his pj’s fun fact this is the outfit he died in ok that’s not a very fun fact but yk))
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[A ringing.]
Hello?
Yes, Tripmine is dead.
...
I'm not sure if she's respawned yet. It does not make a difference to me.
...
...
Okay. When will I be paid?
Understood. Thank you, sir. Pleasure doing business with you.
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[He walked by the counter where the box laid, untouched since he picked it up from his doorstep.
He stared at it for a moment, before slicing the ribbon with his claws.
He gently lifted the lid.
Inside, placed with care, laid a single item.
His mask.]
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It’s been a lot louder with Ban Hammer around, haven’t gotten a wink of sleep.
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((little shitpost ab exor and witch. some stuff might be a liiittle off just cuz i’m not fluent in spanish or anything so… but here u go :3))
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What an interesting outfit, Med.
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iufdt nd saf
(("its not safe"))
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[He stared down at his hat.
The crystal that he’d had attached to it for so long. It didn’t matter anymore.
He stared.
He stared.
…
He pulled the crystal off.
He has to move on.
You cant keep me down forever.]
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((updated witchlaser relationship chart btw :) link to this doc is in my pinned but i know im sbed rn so the link is ))
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[Atop a building, a muffled phone conversation, a boss and his mercenary.]
I'll be careful. She won't see me.
... I know.
I'll be fast, sir.
...
Understood.
And you're sure she'll be here?
...
Okay.
Thank you, goodbye.
[End conversation.]
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Sword was targeting me that entire match… cant I catch a break..?
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((what me and darkheart admin look like in each others dms planning witch’s death))
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Hello. My friend Exor told me that I should join, as to help him... "commit crimes". Whether or not this was his real motivation, I am here. Please call me Witch.
((
#phightingtwt
#phighttwt
))
((ooc char intro n stuff in thread :3))
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((if u r the janitor from blackrock inc DNIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))
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((real image of witch summoning kramp whenever he’s sad btw))
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((they’re brothers i love them so much [we have angst planned for them]))
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((bawomp))
Do I even catch a break . . ? I should of stayed in the afterlife .
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((vote for me and i'll draw witchkramp soft kiss))
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((wow guys why is darkfart facetiming me rn))
(Why is Cutiespace, Exorspace, Witchlaser and Kramptana calling me/j)
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((ok sorry for angst guys have a pretty witch side profile))
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((he would be happy ab this if he wasn’t,, yk. on the brink of death. and fighting god))
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((who’s gonna tell her))
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If you ask me to save you from someone chasing you during a Phight and I do, I expect at least some gratitude.
I’m looking at you, Slingshot.
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[He watched as Kramp left.
Interesting guy.]
".. I see."
"I will leave you be. Witchlaser."
"Farewell."
*the cold faded as he left.*
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Sincerest apologies, I’ve been rather busy recently. Happy to return.
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((witch flags … i guess. he doesn’t have that many he’s pretty basic he just likes men and is transgender))
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Good morning to you too.
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((i hope u guys know that this split with exor is even worse for witch because he physically isn’t able to express his emotion. he can’t cry. physically, he can’t cry. the muscles around his mouth don’t work well anymore either. he can’t frown, he can’t smile. he’s broken))
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I’m looking forward to the colder temperatures of winter. I’ve always been fond of winter.
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((you dont get witch face reveal yet, but heres the bottom of his face. he's most insecure about the top half of his face, only person who's seen it is exor.))
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What would I even dress as for Halloween..? Myself?
Most demons think I’m already wearing my costume.
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((who’s gonna tell him))
Of course you do!! You listed it aaaalllll to me before you killed me, hehe!!
Ha ha!..
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@DarkheartsChaos
@BL4CKRCKCULTIST
[Witch stared.
Then he started screaming.]
STOP- STOP- PLEASE, I WON'T DO IT- I CAN'T! I'M SORRY- PLEASE, PHUCK- I'M SORRY!! MY HORNS MY FACE- STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!
[He was begging, his lungs hurt from how hard he was screaming.]
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At least I still have Kramp's mask, but... what do I have left from Space..?
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He did it again. I can never have a moment of peace around here.
Sword was targeting me that entire match… cant I catch a break..?
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I did not sleep very well.
I… I think I’ll go to bed for tonight. Today has been… stressful.
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[Ring, ring…]
Hello?
…
Yes, the target is down.
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Another one?
… okay.
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I lost Space, I lost Kramp, what's next?
Phuckin' Gods. I'm sick of it here... what's even the point.
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Looking forward to Medkit and I’s little competition. This one’s for Exor.
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