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10 months
HIIIIII GUYS!!1 im gonna be putting this account up for archive, ive been loosing motivation and i think its time for me to move on. thank you all for the support during these past 4 months. i never knew that id get so far with a silly rp account while also sharing my art <:]
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(hey guys its brokerzuka /j
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@TH3_BR0KER
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11 months
[And down goes Broker, falling all the way down from the Flipside Tower.]
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@direct_detonate
THE SOUL // DETONATE 🔱 (EVENT)
11 months
@TH3_BR0KER [Rocket then summoned his launcher.] Glad. [he aimed it at the other and blasted at him, causing him to be propelled onto one of the ramps. He was just barely able to cling on.] [The blast wasn't enough to kill Broker, but it was still painful.]
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@TH3_BR0KER
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11 months
(hey guys, lets not say gross shit on parodytwt pleasee!!1 theres literal minors here and not everyone wants to see it. it may be for jokes n stuff, but not everyone thinks its funny and parodytwt is NOT the place for it.
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
HEHEHEHE, BLACKROCKS GLORY IS NO MORE!! WATCH AS THE SNOW /MELTS/ AND THY PRECIOUS STRUCTURES BURN! #phighttwt
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
(do you guys like hkm
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
(kinda exposing my main but whatever following up with this, im also going on hiatus across all of my parodies. i want to be off of twitter completely for now. im sorry if this is a bit of an inconvenience, but i feel like i need to.
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1 year
hey, so uh. im going on a hiatus for a bit. i really need to move on and get over something that happened and id rather not be on here while doing so, even if it provides a distraction, i dont want to neglect my mental health anymore. for my friends, ill still be on discord ++
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
oh how i’ve missed the Crossroads! i also have a new item to toy around with, how fun :]
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
(HES SO SILLY I LOVE HIM
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
Found a phone on the sidewalk.. guess it’s mine now. Hello! [ PAST BROKER EVENT. ]
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
(BANHAMMER FOR PRESIDENT
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@TH3_BR0KER
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11 months
(NEW BROKER REF YEAAHHH
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
[ i did these at 2am so ignore how low quality they are.. ]
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@TH3_BR0KER
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11 months
This is a bit of an issue, hehe..!! [EVENT PIN]
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@TH3_BR0KER
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10 months
oh yeah guys before i log off 🦠 this is brokers pet virus. his name is green
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@TH3_BR0KER
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11 months
‘ Gift after gift. There will always be something in return. ‘ [And with just a click of a button, Zuka’s shop was exploded.] #phighttwt
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
i never expected catshot cafe to have such delicious muffins!! maybe i should go back for more..
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
(new broker ref because i didnt like the other one:3
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@TH3_BR0KER
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(im matching with 3 other brokers now….
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
(BALDKITTT
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@TH3_BR0KER
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
it’s my BIRTHDAY!! :]
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
you have eyes? i suppose i forgot because of how much you wear that silly blindfold!! ^^
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
i found a fox!! it looks much like Katana! ^^
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
(i wanna do something with broker so badly IF YOU WANNA PLOT DM ME PLEASEEE
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@TH3_BR0KER
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10 months
(WHAT KIND OF DISEASE DO YOU CALL ‘GROK’
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1 year
‘ . . . ‘
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@TH3_BR0KER
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11 months
My, my.. I look quite dashing in this new suit of mine!!
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@TH3_BR0KER
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10 months
im Barack obama guys believe me
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
in the Banlands again!
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
dunno what Ban meant about seeing my tweets!! anyyywayysss .. i love my boyfriend! :]
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1 year
like my new look? :] i’m also back in jail!!
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
(THANK YOU ROCKET ADMIN FOR POINTING THIS OUT TO ME
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
(i want broker to have his eyesight back man….
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
(also erm.. broke r is single again😁
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1 year
(THANK YOU GUYS SM FOR 300!!1 IT MEANS A LOT TO ME AND I REALLY HOPE I CAN BRING MORE COOL STUFF TO YOU GUYS IN THE FUTURE AND CONTINUE TO BE SILLY <:] ILY ALL <33 /P /GEN ALSO THANK YOU BRE ( @teamepicBRE ) FOR THE BOOST GRRGRG /POS /GEN
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@TH3_BR0KER
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10 months
I’m very worried for Zukes.. though, what if he kills me next? Who knows!! I just know I won’t distance myself from him, I lo— Nevermiinndd!!
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1 year
My back feels so much betterrrr!! :]
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1 year
I.. I’m so tired.. I can barely even sleep..
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11 months
I do quite fancy my new coat!! :]
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‘ Hopelessness . And there’s only one who truly cares . Father . ‘
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nevermind the cafe, i haven’t been to the bar in quite a while..
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@GLORY2BLACKROCK
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I heard Kramptana used to kidnap little naughty phighters and beat them with a rock !
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
oh, i remember you!! unsure what this means, but i’d rather you stay far away from me! ^^
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
I don’t like this. Did that ‘Freak’ kidnap me?
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@TH3_BR0KER
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11 months
[DAY ???] What time is it? … I can no longer tell.
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
(my favorite thing to do when i see new banhammer parodies is go and bother tjhem
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And I thought all demons weren’t foul!! Perhaps I was wrong before? I’m starting to understand fathers views now! ^^
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@direct_detonate
THE SOUL // DETONATE 🔱 (EVENT)
1 year
Sword's kinda attractive ngl/p
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@TH3_BR0KER
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(BROKER VOICE CLAIM OOOO
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apologies for my little disappearance!! i had some business to take care of, hehe! it was on such short notice that i didnt even get to say goodbye to anyone! also, i believe i’ve lost my ring .. but i’m not too sure!
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
another person after me? very well then!! i highly doubt you’ll be able to get me :]
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
HA HA HAA!! I’m out once again!! Sorry Ban, looks like you’ll have to get better security! Goodluck getting your hands on me again! ^^ I’m happy Witchlaser came to rescue me, if he didn’t.. ehe.. I’d still be locked away!!
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@TH3_BR0KER
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(business man
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It’s quite fun staying up all night, hehe!!
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
[ RESPAWN PENDING . . . ]
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1 year
@THEBESTWARDEN it’s a word i’d use!! ^^
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Me btw if u even care
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
welll.. after MANY struggles.. i finally retrieved a prosthetic arm for myself!! How joyous!
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1 year
I HAVE A DATE!! ^^
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1 year
@hyperlsr (theres a lot of brokerzuka yaoi on this account
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1 year
what if he doesn’t have the same feelings towards me? ooh, this is so complicated .. i’ve never felt so head over heels for someone and theres a chance they don’t even feel the same!!
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@TH3_BR0KER
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1 year
(IS THERE ANYONE CAPABLE OF ERM. REATTACHING AN EYEBALL..
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@Soda_Stuff (subspac apparently needs translating
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@TH3_BR0KER
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a new member of True Eye!! how wonderful! ^^
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@TH3_BR0KER
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(IM GIGGLING
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@TH3_BR0KER
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good morningg!! ^^
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1 year
(THEY KISSED RAAAAHHHH💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅🦅
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@TH3_BR0KER
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That Zuka guy seems nice . Coulda sworn I’ve heard his name before . . whatever .
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11 months
[Terror. That was all he felt. Terror and fear.]
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@backkramps448
Ҝ尺卂爪卩ㄒ卂几卂.
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[ . . . The snow bites colder. ]
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@TH3_BR0KER
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have funnn!!
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10 months
(@/hyp3rl4ser get off of MY TIMELINE YOU GAY!!!!
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@TH3_BR0KER
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10 months
(HI GUYS ERM… IM A BIT SICK SO POSTS ARE PROBABLY GONNA BE A TAD SLOWER THAN NORMAL BECAUSE IT KINDA HURTS TO EVEN LOOK AT MY PHONE RN☹️☹️
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@TH3_BR0KER
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(OH MY GODDFD OH NYMY DAYSSS OH MY GOOODNESSSSSSS
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What if I attempted at cooking something? It’s been a little while, but I’m sure it’ll be just fiinnee!! ^^
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@TH3_BR0KER
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(i wont be posting art for a bit. im sorry
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(HELLO??
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all ffixedd up ..! ehehehe ..
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@TH3_BR0KER
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[ RESPAWNING . . . ]
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(HERE GUYS HAVE YOUR APOLOGY EAT UP
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(WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
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Hehe, it’s Christmas Eve!! How lovely!! ^^
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Happy phightmas..!! ^^
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(PARODY BROKERS LORE MAKES ME WANT TO CRY SO BAD
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(if you guys see me liking hypertana art no you dont /silly
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11 months
Pathetic!! HE thinks I’d just.. trust him so easily after he stabbed me in the back?! HAHHAA!! Absolutely not!! Not even after 15 years of our long gone friendship!
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Good morninngg!!
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