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“….he didn’t have much interest in being alive, not when he knew the kinds of trouble he’d get into being dead”

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@WolfeKidd
Future Simon
2 years
No longer giving attention to what does not give me peace.
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@WolfeKidd
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3 years
Pierced nipple prints >>>>
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@WolfeKidd
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3 years
I'm glad her conservatorship ended too
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WE LOVE TO SEE THE GLOW !😍👏🏽 || 🎥 @MeaganGood
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@WolfeKidd
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If smaddy call me a 6am mi block dem
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CEO of the She-Woman Man Hater’s Club • 824
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The 6am calls >>>>>
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@WolfeKidd
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6 years
Celibacy is really easy when nuhbody wah yuh
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@WolfeKidd
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4 years
My father is sumn else
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@WolfeKidd
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3 years
Fada gad
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@WolfeKidd
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5 years
So a year ago today I went on a date with this girl. This morning I have the privilege of waking up next to her. Ain't life grand?
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@WolfeKidd
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6 years
@officialjaden "she broke my heart to the core so what? I guess we all gotta grow up" - an icon
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@WolfeKidd
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6 years
Aegon come in like a Jamaican, "him name Aegon but we call him Jon"
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@WolfeKidd
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4 years
@myJPSonline come finish fry mi breadfruit... Cuz a you alone electricity mek fa clearly
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@WolfeKidd
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9 months
All when mi a fuck the cookshop lady she nuh set me up suh, what is the secret??
@fattybatty_
Bella Beauty Lounge
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Big up Ms Suzette from MegaMart Portmore $820 🤭
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@WolfeKidd
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6 years
She really is Kris Jenners best work
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@WolfeKidd
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6 years
When your boss asks you to do something you put on your resume.
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@WolfeKidd
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4 years
100 likes and I recreate this
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ƧIMBΛ🥷🏽
4 years
4/20 AND Titties Tuesday?? 🥴
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@WolfeKidd
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5 years
imagine mi post seh mi gyal treat me good and people a seh "oh pastry passions..." or "this anuh ntn" ... UNU A GIMMI NTN?! hold several fuck offs. Thank you, goodnight.
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@WolfeKidd
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4 years
Knowing people have it worse than me, does not make me feel better about my situation.
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@WolfeKidd
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2 years
Again, pierced nipple prints stay being straight fireeeeee
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I'm so hot 🙈
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@WolfeKidd
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6 years
@DemetriusHarmon @FightTheGame If he does That Power and says the monologue at the end >>>>>>
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@WolfeKidd
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4 years
Unu better never expect nuh award winning performance innuh
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@WolfeKidd
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2 years
Y'all parents got you your first cars? That's craaaaaazy
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@WolfeKidd
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6 years
actually legendary
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@WolfeKidd
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5 years
Don't lie to me
@k__vasquez
UPTOWN MAFIA
5 years
What’s your number one rule in a relationship?
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@WolfeKidd
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6 years
Germs when you pick food up off the ground in 4 seconds.
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@WolfeKidd
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5 years
I just love the fact that Thanos' sword BROKE Captain Americas shield, and Scarlett Witch broke that shit with her magic.
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IT WAS ALL A DREAM, I USED TO READ WIZARD MAGAZINE
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The most powerful Avengers are women. #CaptainMarvel #ScarletWitch #AvengersEndgame
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@WolfeKidd
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3 years
Y'all bout to be sick of us
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3 years
Imma need more shirts like this
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@WolfeKidd
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3 years
She really out here surprising me, damn. Don't settle for less kings.
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@WolfeKidd
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5 years
Unu remember when chilitos had tacos for 150 on taco Tuesdays? Or unu too young for that?
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@WolfeKidd
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3 years
Both feet flat on the ground and ass still out there? RT for good luck
Had so much fun I didn’t even get to take good pics. Fofing lit!
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@WolfeKidd
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4 years
Gonna have to stan CyberPunk now
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5 years
Arya BOMBOCLAAT Stark, first of her BLOODCLAAT name, defended of the RASSCLAAT realm and bad PUSSYCLAAT gyal.
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@WolfeKidd
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5 years
Get a girlfriend that rates you, 10/10 would recommend.
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3 years
She did wear jeans skirt
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@WolfeKidd
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4 years
Mi always call and unu nah answer... Why yuh tweet john crow?!
@PizzaHutJm
Pizza Hut Jamaica
4 years
Make those #Amazing dreams come true! 🍕❤️ Hit us up at 📲 (876) 755-4HUT(4488). #ForTheLoveOfPizza
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@WolfeKidd
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5 years
Financially independent girlfriends, would recommend, 10/10.
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@WolfeKidd
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4 years
Pentatonix
@tozierisms
tori spring ⋆. 𐙚 ˚
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who are they? wrong answers only.
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@WolfeKidd
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6 years
Do they not understand the strain it takes to keep up super saiyan 3? The disrespect.
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@WolfeKidd
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3 years
My girl just sent me 51 selfies... I AM ALIVE
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@WolfeKidd
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3 years
Well shit...
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3 years
Not sure I can love this girl anymore than I already do T.T
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@WolfeKidd
Future Simon
8 years
And Jamaican twitter is worth 4 of that 8
@Everette
Everette Taylor
8 years
if Twitter the company is worth 10 billion, "black twitter" has to be worth like 8 of that.
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3 years
A smiling DoMo, RT for good luck
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@WolfeKidd
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7 years
@LILUZIHURT 1) kkk family members? but you're black.. 2) how can you be in hell if you don't believe in it? (nice little experiment you got going)
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@WolfeKidd
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4 years
Them never finish fry it, but they did come through with a second chance. Big up Ramon at @myJPSonline
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@WolfeKidd
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7 years
You actually just listed the steps in the cycle of a Jamaican relationship.
@EssaGia
Gods fav ✌🏾
7 years
Jamaicans don't date. We have either 1. Talk 2. Link 3. Deh
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@WolfeKidd
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5 years
Beg unu talk to mi likkle nicer please
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@WolfeKidd
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4 years
Yes lawd
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5 years
What she does when she misses me, she's actually adorable.
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@WolfeKidd
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3 years
Y'all thought I was finished?! Nah.
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@WolfeKidd
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Hurricane breathing: fourth form…
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@WolfeKidd
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3 years
Got the interview email for the dispensary, blessings reach ya now
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@WolfeKidd
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3 years
Okay last one, for today. #Kaythxbye
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@WolfeKidd
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4 years
On a date, not really nervous, been doing this for 2 years. Happy anniversary @Ripeplantains2
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@WolfeKidd
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7 years
Kingston gyal outta style, country gyal time now
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4 years
Damn, I got invisibility
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3 years
Outside open, but we inside sameway
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@WolfeKidd
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10 years
I'm awesome
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@WolfeKidd
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3 years
Grieving and going about your day is hard, everything seems overwhelming
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8 years
All the gyal dem too
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7 years
When will your fav everrrrrrrrr
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I did the thing guys
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4 years
Better late than pregnant
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@WolfeKidd
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6 years
It was the Friday after payday and all was lit, from every rooftop bar, to every sidewalk jerk pit.
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@WolfeKidd
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5 years
Asked my girl which iPhone she had and she thought I was going to buy her a new one... oh honey, oh sweetie, nooooo.
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5 years
What's better than one Paul Rudd?! TWO PAUL RUDDS!! LETS GOOOO
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5 years
Platonic nude sharing
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3 years
On a date, could never be nervous with this girl. ❤️
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3 years
Fleet.
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@WolfeKidd
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“Mmmm, today is my day.” - Grimnir
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@WolfeKidd
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5 years
We say hi.
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@WolfeKidd
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4 years
You're entitled to your wrong opinion.
@abiclyy
𝑨𝒃𝒊♡
4 years
breast is the worst part of the chicken.
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5 years
So stopped living with parents and my own car and a only February... 2020, keep it up
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5 years
This shit right here, this shit right here nigga?!
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@WolfeKidd
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3 years
No but this need fi get post @Keeloween
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@WolfeKidd
Future Simon
5 years
if it nuh mean couriers...
@kfcjamaica
KFC Jamaica
5 years
It’s not a typo, and it’s about to change everything. Wait for it. Wait for it. #KFC #KFCC #ComingSoon
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3 years
Since we nah go KFC
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3 years
We outchyea
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3 years
MY AUNT IS IN THE WITCHER SEASON 2
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@WolfeKidd
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4 years
Around here we just call that sex.
@bbygabss__
Gabs
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hear me out: sex but she cums too
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3 years
Physical Touch love language users are STARVING
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4 years
20 for beef 25 for chicken. Childhood was a hoot
@Sleekjamaica
SLEEK Jamaica Media
4 years
Whats the CHEAPEST you’ve paid for a Jamaican Patty ?
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3 years
Mom and Dad. @GadScylla <3
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@WolfeKidd
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4 years
"tell Cersei it was me"
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
4 years
JUST IN: North Korea's Kim Jong Un has sent a message to President Trump wishing him a speedy recovery
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3 years
Prys appreciation post ❤️
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@WolfeKidd
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4 years
I can't believe women are telling this man it's not that serious because he's never had pap smears or tests of the sort. He in no way, shape or form mentioned nor downplayed other tests, yet person are belittling his own personal experience. I hate it here
@_thisisib
IB Kaikai
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The nasal swab is one of the most invasive tests I’ve ever done.
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4 years
Settled down with a girl who's pretty much the nicest, sweetest person I've ever met
@KryssyLaReina
Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁
4 years
Grown men that are done with their hoe phase...wyd?
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Whole family doing the thing
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If you know you know
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The glasses kinda aight
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@WolfeKidd
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4 years
Between this and Luck of the Irish
@DiondreBeats
Belaire Bari
4 years
This movie was the Baby Boy of Disney Channel
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2 years
So there's this girl right....
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@WolfeKidd
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Featuring @_ShoeGene
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@D_incredibleAJ
AJ Your GIFs & Threads Pusher
10 months
🚫 NO Cheating‼️ Post your last saved picture of YOURSELF without context‼️
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@WolfeKidd
Future Simon
3 years
Ayo, that bookcase that's really a door in the back though?! Fire
@935KDAY
935 KDAY
3 years
Serena Williams definitely has Mommy duties on LOCK! ❤️🔥💯
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3 years
You cool man?
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3 years
Damn, she cute fr fr
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@WolfeKidd
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5 years
#WCW but mi nah mek unu see mi gyal cuz mah nuh fool, I did want to share this cuz I feel she haffi actually rate me fi do dem ting ya
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@WolfeKidd
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3 years
Date night ☺️
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4 years
Get you a @KatastropheXXII they said, it'll be great they said
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@WolfeKidd
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4 years
How do I start over life?
@WholesomeMeme
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Contacting my ancestors with this spring roll summoning circle
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