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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
Myers-Briggs: INTJ Zodiac: Libra sun, Aquarius rising, Gemini moon Love Language: Words of Affirmation Moral Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Politics: No Sorting Hat: HufflePuff
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
4 months
I will never understand buying bread instead of crackers when crackers are more shelf stable
@BRUSHTHEMARSHAL
Brush The Marshal
4 months
Suh me nuh eat bread to?
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
I cried more last year alone than I have in my entire life. That’s what my 2021 was like.
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
5 months
GRACE TOMATO KETCHUP KETCHUP
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
2 years
GOOD MORNING JAMWERL ✨
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
6 months
Um, trinidad can keep that one
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 months
@KastroDaOne They should string you up
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
2 years
JamWerl mi get the job!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭
@GadScylla
Aristytole
2 years
Universe, I have been asking and diligently waiting. Let this be my break. Let this be my change, please
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
4 years
Not all men 😌
@yungsenshi
neo-princess ❦
4 years
Man fi get tings
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
2 years
Before the wind and rain fucked the curls in the front. Good morning JamWerl ✨
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
How? How is Rocko gonna eat that cookie, Zoey? Tell Elmo!
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
Me: what’s the science behind there being a bar next to EVERY church in Jamaica? Dom: spirits
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
10 months
Because look at her
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
10 months
My red/orange hair and green top combo will always eat. I’m particularly in love with this one green sweater too
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
Wordle 281 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 THE RASSHOLE BOMBOCLAAT MI LET OUT INNA MI OFFICE. YOOOOOO
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
There are people who grew up in healthy homes yk. Or just well off. Not everyone has a struggle story or wants to make one up. It’s 2021, damn near 2022. Being traumatized or mentally ill isn’t edgy or cool (truthfully it never was) so no one is actively trying to be unwell
@themikalaleeann
MIKA LEE
3 years
people who speak like they have nothing to heal from are the biggest red flags to me.
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
I hope all the men who are 6ft+ and 200lbs+ are having a great day ❤️
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
2 years
I decided to take a break from Twitter until I feel confident or semi comfortable in myself. I’ve been struggling a lot but with that said, enjoy my haircut until I return an even badder bitch ✨
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
You can be a mean spirited and awful person without it being a mental illness by the way. You do have people in the world who are genuinely just angry and rude because they can be
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
JAMWERLLLLLLLLL
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
The goat is curried, the rest of the party a keep tomorrow. I’m excited
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 year
🧍🏼‍♀️ I did it
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
2 months
Annie is okay 👍🏼
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 months
I got butterflies
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
3 months
Injured handball player carried by her opponent for care
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Aristytole
2 years
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 year
I made the Dean’s, Provost and President’s list Kept my GPA above 3.2, did it for 4 consecutive semesters and got 4.0 in one of those semesters. Allah a you alone
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 months
A very dear friend of mine is being cyber bullied, stalked and harassed by someone she has not been in contact with in over 8 years. In the past 48 hours she’s not only received unwanted attention & unsolicited threats but- 1/? @JamaicaConstab @JamaicaObserver @AndrewHolnessJM
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
Me: Dom, lemme hold a dollar Dom:
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
2 years
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
7 months
See a doctor
@abazwhyllzz
𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫
7 months
The older you become, the less sex interests you.
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 year
I feel like the same way there psychiatric assessments done before being allowed to do certain things or be in possession of certain things, one or several should be done to both parties before entering parenthood
@storybymonae
Ayani Monae Reeves🇯🇲
1 year
I’m def reading my daughters if she has one. Don’t want nobody to know: don’t write it down.
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
16 days
FRIENDS I HAVE MADE ROTI
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 year
Bro I am so pretty
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
10 months
Matter of fact, y’all need to look at this
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
10 months
I am so pretty. Waur
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 year
I found it 😭
@j4heimm
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1 year
I feel like we should all claim what Jamaican reaction video we are
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
7 months
Good morning JamWerl ✨☺️
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 year
Anyways, here’s my face. You’re welcome
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
9 months
Am I a waitress? Why am I bringing things to a table?
@F1_Tonio
Odell Fuckham Jr.
9 months
Remove sex from the table and we'll see that a lot of you have absolutely nothing to offer.
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
7 months
Dinner I guess
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
7 months
I’m gonna make tonkatsu today for lunch because 1. I haven’t cooked anything fancy in forever and 2. I am CRAVING a pork chop
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
I love seeing my friends. Show me the fit you wore to work, the make up look you’re trying, a funny face you made when you woke up. SEND ME ALL THE PICTURES
@hnncho__wtf
Wtf ®
3 years
Do girls like being sent selfies ?
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
2 years
Please do not come near my home uninvited or without prior notice. It has nothing to do with the state of my home
@Mocurrie25
Monique Currie
2 years
If you're one of those people who have a big issue with people poppin' up at your house imma just think you keep a nasty house sorry
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
2 years
I love how we all agree @ofsaige looks like this white woman
@rinnegoddess
SPOO(KAY)👻
2 years
*inserts “restoring my clan” joke *
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
16 days
Also shout out Fenty Hair. Incredible incredible stuff
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
4 months
Outside ✨
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
“You’re moody on your period” my guy i am in pain. I’m not moody because I think it’s cute and seeking attention. I’m moody because I’m experiencing cramps that cloud my vision, gives me cold sweats and my body’s reaction to that is to just upchuck because…wah else?
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
6 months
I got it 😌🤭
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
7 months
Oh. I’m getting this lmao
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
4 years
Cadet Kelly and there’s no debate
@_nixter
half•blood hottie 🩸
4 years
25. Which Disney Channel on screen pairing had the most sexual tension — whether it was fully realized or not
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 year
Is this a safe space?
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
Dom says I have nice hands :)
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
4 months
My bad. Here ya go
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@mayonnnnnn_
choya
4 months
it hurts us when y’all don’t post selfies btw
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
29 days
Me and them go together real bad 🙂‍↕️☝🏼
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@unhingedcatboi
a spooky midsummer nightmare🎃
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@GadScylla 🫶🏼
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
Good evening JamWerl ✨
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
7 months
Pretty + TAX. My word 🥺
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
2 years
Skin is skinning
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
8 months
Pick any one, even when I smile without teeth
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@Corddaryl
Corddaryl Woodford
8 months
Ladies, What’s that picture of you smiling that makes you say “Wow I have nice smile”?
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 year
Okay
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@mushroommamaa
midwest emo moth™
2 years
post yourself in black immediately 🖤🕷️🕸️
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
8 months
Yeah 😌
@GadScylla
Aristytole
8 months
😌 oh okay. I’ll see when I get home
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
Good morning to men who are 6ft+ and over 200lbs. I hope you all have a very pleasant day ❤️
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
2 years
Happy Halloween I guess
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
5 months
Chu bloodclaat 😌☝🏼✨💚
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 year
Imagine fumbling me
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
2 years
So I just got the Pixel 6a. I already like the feel of it better than the 6
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
I did I wasn’t gonna show y’all but-
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
Come now
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
11 months
The sun will come out tomorrow headass
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
11 months
I am so pretty. Waur
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 months
Yk I’m sick of her shit 😭
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
7 months
I really do have nice hands yk
@GadScylla
Aristytole
7 months
Ordered from my mom’s phone today
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 year
Barefaced too ☝🏼😌
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@bashbossanova
BASHOWEEN
1 year
trust men or have a pretty face
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
:) must be nice having friends in close proximity that you can just hang out with
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 year
Good morning JamWerl ✨💛
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 year
I really need to stop playing like I’m not that girl because look at the material
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
Let’s play
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
6 months
Oh god 🤤
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
6 months
I think I want Tteokbokki. Hmm
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
25 days
HAPPY QUARTER CENTURY TO MEEEEEEEEE
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 year
Here are my spoopy earrings guys
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 month
Like 🤤
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 month
When the universe called green into existence, it had me in mind. You cannot convince me that green wasn’t made to worn on me specifically
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 month
What yall think?
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 month
Gonna start my nails. Yall pray me up because if these aren’t fire when I’m done I am going to scream
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
7 months
Because look how cute I was
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
7 months
I want to get a nose piercing
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
6 months
Yes mi know the chicken bun up but my new grill is christened for the summer ☝🏼😌
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
6 months
Mi start fry festival and bun up di chicken. Fada gad 😭
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 year
He smells incredible 🥺
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
Update, it’s actually 3 A’s alright 2022 let’s go
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
I took this last semester easy. I had been going hard, taking on 5-6 classes while working 40+ hours a week to pay for said classes and I needed a break. I took 4 and my anxiety would have you think I’d fail them but I didn’t. Two A’s and Two B’s are good enough for me
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
I dated one skinny man in my short life and I would never do it again. I don’t care what you all think it’s rooted in or coming from but if yuh weight start with 1 nuh badda waste either a wi time. Man fi heavy
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
6 months
Bottom line is, the worst thing a bear can do to me is kill me. I can’t say the same for a man
@JessPected
The Road Jess Travelled
6 months
No one is suggesting they could fight a bear. They're saying bears don't pretend they're not bears. Bears don't rape women. People believe victims were attacked by bears. We don't shame people for being afraid of bears. And when a bear attacks a person, we euthanize it.
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
2 years
Because it isn’t a sexy language and the Jamaican accent isn’t either
@madeintko
reverence
2 years
Why is talking dirty in patois so embarrassing?
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 year
Green ✨💚
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
9 months
Rip to my capital Ks 😔
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@aliayabbc
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
4 years
Skinny men are always packing but more while it’s just for show and tell. Dad bod/thick men who give the bear hugs and cuddles is where it’s at.
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
Cause mi big and nuff
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
Pineapple, I eat back.
@cheysam21
𝓒𝓱𝓮𝔂 🇯🇲
3 years
If you were a fruit, what fruit would you want to be and why?
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
8 months
Minnie Mouse headass
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 months
I want our government entities to take this seriously. This isn’t funny or amusing. For 2 full seconds I thought it was a joke out of boredom but we’re on day 2 of seeing a man harass a woman that has not been in contact with him since 2016. The outrage cannot stay here
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
2 months
There’s not an age I’m getting pregnant and keeping it
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
5 months
🙂‍↕️✨
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 month
I don’t play about this one at all enuh
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
4 months
For someone also powerless, her lack of empathy and constantly treating Mirabel like she’s just in the way when Mirabel works so hard just to pull her weight is not acceptable sorry ✋🏼
@coquitose_ro
Coquítose Ro
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Peoples opinions about her should be a litmus test for media literacy and just like...general empathy and understanding of nuance if im being completley and totally honest.
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
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@RjNotRajay Going to Jamaica and complaining that it’s not American food is…
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 months
@JamaicaConstab My friend will not become a statistic and will not be held responsible for the actions of someone who clearly needs a mental and health wellness check. Do something and do it NOW
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
2 months
Love dem gone to bed enuh 🥺
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 months
Presently the profile for this character on this platform is @ champagne_Teddi and found on LinkedIn as Teddy Foster. UTECH alumni @LinkedIn @LinkedInHelp please remove this predator from your platform
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
1 year
I’m very comfy
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@GadScylla
Aristytole
3 years
I hope all my 6ft+ 200lbs+ Kings are having a good day ☺️❤️
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Aristytole
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