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I was in a taxi the other day eating a patty and after finishing it I folded the bag and put it in my purse. A guy in the back seat felt the need to say “That nasty ee, you shoulda just throw it through the window” and I’ve never been more confused in my life
Went on a date with a bredda one time and the yute complained about everything. The food, the wine, the waiter’s service. Dung to the decor inna the place him did a fuss bout. So when we were leaving I opened the door for him and said ladies first. We never spoke again 🙄
Mi bore goat throat, heng it upside down, wring out it blood and skin it then curry it fi me and mi cousin dem. You think dis aguh mek mi stop nyam fish?
This bleeding fish was left to die in the dirt, desperately flapping around and suffocating to death.
You'll never eat fish again after this 10 second video.
My friend was taking me home the other day and I asked him why he’s single and he said he’s not happy with himself enough to be happy with someone else yet and mi nearly bawl inna di cyar dawg