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@simmaticc
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OBSESSED 💋
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I’ve been laughing at this video whole day 😂😂🤣
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Just deleted my first text on iMessage
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@simmaticc
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Me alone Jada nuh fuck
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Papi Chulo 😈
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Jada fuck dog Jada fuck cat Jada fuck rat and Jada fuck bat
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@simmaticc
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I love Summer Walker but I can’t keep defending her anymore
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@simmaticc
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🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🧇🧇🧇
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@simmaticc
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kediesha think a hood alone she a suck today 💀 wait till me reach dung a Waterford
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@simmaticc
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Eve couldn’t nyam wah banana or go peel wah orange?? My gosh
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@simmaticc
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From gully side to pool side
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@simmaticc
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5 years
We love to see it
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@simmaticc
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That comment alone woulda run it up to 30 attempts 💀
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@simmaticc
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Jamaica starting to feel like Ba Sing Se
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@simmaticc
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when somebody land the same place as you in pubg and they find a gun before you
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@simmaticc
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“Can get a cheese patty and cocoa bread pls”
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@simmaticc
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4 years
Why is therapy so expensive in Jamaica??? $12,000 for an hour and bills bag sell down the road??
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@simmaticc
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3 years
4/20 AND Titties Tuesday?? 🥴
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@simmaticc
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3 years
Loool this was so entertaining
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@simmaticc
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Imagine you tryna rub one out over here but your rate limit exceeded 😂🤭
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@simmaticc
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“How’s your love life going?”
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@simmaticc
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Sent the resume out on Tuesday Did the interview yesterday I start my new job on Monday Big up God everytime 🥹✨
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@simmaticc
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TikTok is such a dawk place 💀
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@simmaticc
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Suh me a scroll and a read di drama a work from mawnin
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@simmaticc
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4 years
@miike2xs Send her my way rn
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@simmaticc
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11 months
Ashley cya even link up wid har man inna peace
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Puppy seen at the Texaco at the foot of Jack’s Hill. Please RT!
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@simmaticc
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5 years
“These edibles ain’t shit” Me 30 minutes later:
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@simmaticc
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2 months
None a dis nuh demure or mindful
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@simmaticc
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1 year
😂😂 and dem do dis everyday enu
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@simmaticc
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4 years
TL up? I don’t usually post porn but...
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@simmaticc
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Rain start fall as the machine done spin
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@simmaticc
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8 months
Woulda love a “check yuh account” message rn
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@simmaticc
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1 year
Big up the lady a kfc sovereign weh wah fuck me
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@simmaticc
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5 years
Cashier: no bbq zinger Me:
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@simmaticc
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3 years
Somebody tried to kidnap a school girl in front of Ardenne Road a while ago and I’m sooo speechless rn, if it wasn’t for a firearm holder passing by she would’ve been one of the many kidnappings that happens everyday and it really cya continue
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@simmaticc
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In my “suh it guh” era
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@simmaticc
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1 year
People wid flash notifications on, why? What’s the reason?
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@simmaticc
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Tea party aunty
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Fish fry son or cake sale daughter?
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@simmaticc
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Me If liking every fat ass I see on the tl today was illegal
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5 years
Kids who get picked up from school walking through bus park:
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@simmaticc
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3 years
Tried the chicken cheese patty for the first time today and it’s definitely worth the hype and bathroom breaks
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@simmaticc
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Neva Santa alone come last night
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@simmaticc
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I know Miss Lou rolling in her grave
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@simmaticc
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Crack
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Do y’all know what this is ?
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@simmaticc
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“You know me rate you differently bbz” Jamaican women:
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Me after I put 2 and 2 together and it mek 4
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@simmaticc
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Di whole a Twitter last night:
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@simmaticc
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Me next week Sunday
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Me giving relationship advice even tho I’m single and adding “i don’t know but it’s up to you” at the end
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@simmaticc
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“You like how I taste don’t you?”
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One thing wid Chance him nah leff him hat
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Chance the Rapper and Kirsten Corley #MetGala2021
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Wouldn’t mind Jamaica front cold fi di rest a di year 🤭
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“DI PLANE JUS CRASH WID EH COKE”
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@simmaticc
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Describe your weekend plans with a meme????
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@simmaticc
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Me alone do this first?
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My mood every Tuesday
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Das all him do
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@JamaicaGleaner
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Prime Minister Andrew Holness has condemned the killing of three persons, including two nine-year-old schoolboys in St James last evening, saying when children are attacked, all of society "must stand up and say, 'enough is enough'" Read more: #GLNRToday
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@simmaticc
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@miike2xs Nigga didn’t even say thanks, lemme appreciate her real quick
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Unu see why unu back ago always big tho 💀anyways gimme 2 plate
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@simmaticc
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Somebody seh “This nah make me wine and feel sexy” and that’s so true. Dis comin like gyal chune fi man sing 🌚
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Y’all really gonna tell me that Dancehall isn’t back? Dutty Money Riddim (Go Go Club Riddim by Rvssian)
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Lmaaoo I’m wheezing 💀
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Everybody know the song trash, we just love the fuckry, relax
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Who’s at Tacbar? 👀🥷🏼
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what y’all wearing to Krispy Kreme grand opening tomorrow? 🤔
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Guess where I took this pic (15 marks)
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Girls that live far always have the toughest chat.. why?
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Lipgloss addicts unu wear that shit under a mask?
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Weh Jamaica get 2 million dollar fi spend pan cake??
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HWT Santana?? as you blink you miss sumn ova yah to how the place hot lately 💀💀
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*gate left open* Uptown dogs:
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Umm no 🫶🏽
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🥴
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It’s the summer song I fear 😎
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Is Yahoo boyz that good fi unu tweet bout it and tweet the lyrics everyday?
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PEAS and ʳᶦᶜᵉ
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@Soca_Til_I_Die makes the best Rice and Peas hands down!!!!
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When she tighter than you expected
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Cause unu nuh more dan me
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Unexpected reassurance >>>
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Unexpected Nudes >>>>>
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My Apple Watch as me put it on:
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Apple Watch will now track your mental health. #WWDC23 #watchOS10
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A plan unu plan fi use di bread dem soak up wata outta unu house?
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The Jamaican urge to have 5 gf
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“Mi friend ova dehso say him like you” The friend:
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I’m such a special and spliff kinda girl (deleting soon) 🤭
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pic of you smokin thread ? don’t be lame 😂
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*in the smoke sess high asf* “Yuh good dawg?” Me:
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“Out of Many, One People”
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Cosmo and Wanda think dem slick
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Outside and a rub me clit or whatever jahvillani said
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A save from last week fi buy dis 😍
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@simmaticc
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Don’t give a Jamaican taxi man this, can already see the fuckry him woulda do
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Betul ke wanita perlukan kereta sebegini ?
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Lmaaaooo prefer bun up than have balls breeze a blow inna me face
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Friends that understand your MIA phases >>>
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“Laa Lee, short and tall ehh”
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Late breakfast ✨
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Wonder if kediesha suck eh plastic too 🧍🏾‍♀️
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@Adriii_LinkUp Every ting get suck when I reach
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