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the greatest deity of all time , here on this peculiar little app .. ! Darkheart; The Deity of Chaos .. ! (A #Phighttwt parody account)
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(Go wild I’ll have dh react to the things )
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Every time we arrive to a Phight to do our Sword Event Theres always this one specific civilian there that just cheers us on .
and they’re always wearing a stupid ‘I heart my girlfriend’ shirt with us in the middle of the heart ..
Civilians sure are interesting .. !
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(I'm announcing the archival of my account. It's been a really fun, but now running this parody feels more like a chore than anything. I do Not find it enjoyable anymore.)
(Thank you all for interacting with my stupid account. Bye bye!!)
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What is wrong with you .. !?
We’ll rip you limb from limb next time you try to take pictures of us sleeping .. !
We did not agree for you to take such pictures ..
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Us cutting our wife and kids in half to see if they’re real or cake ..
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Why does every civilian flirt with EVERY OTHER DEITY AND PHIGHTER , but not US .. !?
THIS IS DARKHEARTCIST .. !!!
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We LOVEEE killin’ FAGGOTSSSS the inpherno is so great when all you can do is KILL FAGGOTSSSSS
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“Prepare Yourself!” “It’s showtime!” Nope .. !
Get moving now .. !
Let’s switch it up .. !
We're feeling bouncy .. !
Lets test out your aim .. !
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someone ran away at the sight of us ..
WE KNEW WE’RE INTIMIDATING .. !
Fear us , the Mighty Darkheart .. ! The deity of chaos , bringer of doom , king of the shadows , lord of mischief , the great , the Terrific .. !
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We hate our siblings ..
They don’t understand us .. ! They suck .😡
Never meeting up with any of them again .. !
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Keh hehe .. !
You puny mortals sure didn’t disappoint us today .
500 followers .. ! How exciting ..
For celebration , we’ll be doing the greatest QNA of all time .. !
You get the chance to question the great Darkheart .. how lovely is that .. ? <3
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Todays to do list ..
Snort crack
Snort crack
Fish
Snort more crack
Kill
Sleep
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Don’t “awww” or “good boy” us .. we’re gangsta .. ❌
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Who’s the most aweeesomeeee and the most coolesttt and the most handsome deity of all time .. ???
Come on guys .. it’s sooo obvious .. haha …
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CURSED SPELL!!!!!! POCKET MONEY FROM SUBSPACE!!!!!!!!!!! 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
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Whenever we look down all we see is our massive man boobs
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We lost our hat .
Today is a terrible day ..
We are no longer Darkheart without our hat , we are only dark ..
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Remember , Mortals .. !
Drink your milk to keep your bones healthy and strong .. !
If they’re stronger , hearing them snap will be more satisfying for us ..
Keh hehe .. !
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(LOOK!!!!! LOOK PEOPLE!)
(IMAGE TO CATCH YOUR ATTENTION…… LOOK!!)
,+, APPEAL FOR EXOR ACC GOT DENIED BTW . UM
,+, relying on big DH over here to spread the news of his DEATH (im gonna see if i cn maybe make a new acc maybe. maybe. this is not the end)
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(THANK YOU FOR 800 FOLLOWERS YEAHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 800!! I DIDNT THINK I’D MAKE IT THIS FAR!!)
(AWESOME SAUCE!!)
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Change the “p” in “part” to an “F” ..
RELAX mortal .. it’s called DARK HUMOR .
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This is what pops into our head when we think of Subspace going Fishing with us .
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Why is everyone turning emo and saying sorry. Is this some kinda disease like an emo disease.
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Some kid called our hat stupid so we thundercunted them against a wall in front of their parents .. !
Aren’t we so kind .. ? ||D
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We hate it when people tell us to get a job ..
WE’RE A GOD .. !! Do you know how weird it would be seeing the god of chaos working a 9-5 .. !? UGH !
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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WE KNOCKE D ONE OF OUR TEE TH OUTT T TTT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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TERRIBLE DAY SO FAR .. !
WE’VE BEEN PEPPER SPRAYED , WE’VE SAT ON A BENCH THAT HAD WET YELLOW PAINT ON IT , AND NOW WE’VE CHIPPED OUR HORN !!!!!!
WE ARE GOING TO ANNIHILATE CROSSROADS .. !!!!
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When you’re late for a meeting of the deity’s hosted by Illumina but your dingaling is lowkey hard asl ..
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Haha .. !😆
We would enjoy something like that too , little Gator .. 😁
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Put Clothes in the Washing Machine
Wait for Clothes
Clothes are Done
Clothes are Pink ..
please help 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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(Please don’t be like the 4 people that priv quoted this post.)
(Priv quoting and priv replying my posts are genuine discomforts. I tend to overthink a huge lot due to past events, and always think everything is /neg when it comes to priv replies/quotes. Thanks.)
(Maybe don’t priv quote my posts guys?? Thanks)
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No one fucking likes you
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We don’t know what a Medkit kinnie is but GOLLY .. ! 😍😍😍
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The magical item called Darkheart’s Blade appearing in our right arm after we have had 6 beers ..
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Why do so many people not know that us and Subby are dating .. !?
Isn’t it obvious .. !?!?
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Next phighter/civilian to reply is our next boyfriend/girlfriend
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We like kidnapping civilians and having tea parties with them
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🎅🏻: Ho Ho Ho merry phightmas you are not on the nice list you fat rotting bitch
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Playgrounders suck they’re stupid and too happy 😡
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If you desire to date us you must first defeat our Darkussy
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We like to kiss men .. 👨❤️💋👨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
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(I just wanna say that I’ll be leaving this account for good. No stupid comebacks after like a day, I’m genuinely leaving this account.)
(It hurts to do this cause I’ve had so much fun but I really cannot see this going any further and I’m not rlly into Darkheart anymore!! Baii)
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Whoever is reading this we hate you .. !
Muheheheee ..
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GGHHOUCHH!!!!! OW OUCH OUCHIES OOWF OUCH!!!!!!
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Ewww ..
`` Greetings, everyone. My lord has given me the privilege of using this.. app, for my recent good behavior. It is nice to meet all of you. ``
[ FOLLOWER is open for interaction! ]
#phightingtwt
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-_- <— look at that ..
We have figured out how to make new , never before seen faces and arrows .. !!
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1 billion lions vs 1 Ghostwalker who win s 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭
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Wow ..
Can’t believe illumina got suspended .. !
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Who want us .. ?
Me Darkheart me!!!
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Me Darkheart me!!
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Go fuck yourself
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Me Darkheart me!!
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What the fuck .. ??
Why does this cat look like Ghostwalker .. ?? Old man cat ..
So stupid . We despise this cat because it looks like that old hag Ghostwalker .
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Hmm ..
This ‘Rifle’ person ..
She seems fun .. !
We’ll be keeping a clooosee eye on her . A reall , reall close eye .. !
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BAKRBAKBRKAABKRBAKABALABTKABSNKRBABAOWBRHAJVAKAJARBBARKBALRBARLBBAKRBAKRBARKBARKBARKBAKRBARKBAARKRNABWRKRBAEKRBARK
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Where does a fish keep his money .. ? At a Riverbank .. !!
Get this one ,
What do you call a fancy fish .. ? So-Fish-Ticated !!
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Is it weird to scratch your nuts in public .. ?
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We’re stronger , better .. !
Better than that filth named illumina .. !
Better than that filth named windforce .. !
Better than all of them .. !! ||D
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WE ARE OUT.
WHERE IS ILLUMINA. THAT PHUCKING DISGRACE.
NO, WHERE’S BLAZING? MAYBE BLAZING COULD HELP US ERADICATE THAT WORTHLESS RODENT! . .
NO, BLAZING WOULD DO SUCH A THING. FOR PHUCKS SAKE.
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