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Syndicate leader and professional bank-robber. (Complete dumbass ooc = (( (Phighting OC Parody Account) #phighttwt
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After 7 whole months, RSL gets his reference updated!
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(( Hey guys, RSL admin here.
Just wanted to drop in to say that people within phighttwt should atleast try to plan with the people they're going to interact with. It's a kind courtesy so that you don't do shit that the other party doesn't exactly want to do at the moment. [1/2]
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"Iron Horse is a BITCH ASS MOTHERPHUCKER. He killed my phucking husband! That's right! He took his edgy-ass revolver out and said that his life was "this big" and I was like "That's disgusting," So I'm making a callout post on Crossroad central. Iron Horse, you got a small ####."
[ Suddenly, the TV cuts from the 'Hijacked' message, to RSL, wearing a very peculiar outfit. Nonetheless, he looks very angry. ]
" I've come to make an announcement. "
[ RSL's voice booms throughout Crossroads, as many grunts start to leave the area. ]
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[ Suddenly , the power to the Flipside Tower cuts out . The only thing with power at the Tower is the TV's, in which an announcement pops up. The TV's of Crossroads have been hijacked. ]
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(( RSLs most honest reaction to Null telling him he isn't real (i like this picture too much).
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// lemme do something stupid rq
every like = mundane fact about the fedora clan
// (this is not gonna go anywhere lmao)
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Aha! I'm back! What'd I miss?
Huh? A note? 'Undiscloseable information'? Well, I'm reading that on my own time, as I don't think sharing that here would help.
Anyways! I'm heading to the bank. And i'm not taking Hasan this time.
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4LR1GHT! N0 0N3 W1LL R3C0GN1Z3 M3 N0W! T0 TH3 F3ST1V4L I G0!
UNK1ND R3GU4RDS,
T0MMY.
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Today, I will fire my ultimate weapon, and everyone will feel the pain they have caused me! Everyone will know me as more than the stupid idiot pushover!
(( It is also RSL (the character) and my (the admins) birthday. Surprise!
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"Perhaps I should introduce myself. I am N, the temporary leader of the Fedora Clan, originally Head of Research."
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(( okay, so.
Fun little thing for when I hit 220 followers:
Free emoji/sticker things!
In combination with the parodytwtober, i will make lil reaction images for anyone who replies!
(I will try to do all of them. I need this.)
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Yep! I finished the little guy for
@H0LY_TR1PMINE
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-N
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AUUUUUGGHHHHHH!! I need a medic bag!
-RSL
[RSLgato event is over.]
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And phuck you in particular, Iron Horse! I'm blowing up your house next!
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(( Here are some examples of what the pictures would look like.
(God dude, how could I be so sleepy to forget about this stuff...)
(( okay, so.
Fun little thing for when I hit 220 followers:
Free emoji/sticker things!
In combination with the parodytwtober, i will make lil reaction images for anyone who replies!
(I will try to do all of them. I need this.)
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In defense of Valk Flipside:
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"Get up, y'bleedin' idiot! Yer training ain't over yet. Now GET UP and PHIGHT, or DIE where you stand."
"Yer a pathetic sack of stupidity, RSL. How the bloody 'ell are you still alive?"
"That's not how you use yer weapon, idiot! You throw it! Not chuck it!"
[RSL then wakes up.]
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[ Suddenly, the TV cuts from the 'Hijacked' message, to RSL, wearing a very peculiar outfit. Nonetheless, he looks very angry. ]
" I've come to make an announcement. "
[ RSL's voice booms throughout Crossroads, as many grunts start to leave the area. ]
[ Suddenly , the power to the Flipside Tower cuts out . The only thing with power at the Tower is the TV's, in which an announcement pops up. The TV's of Crossroads have been hijacked. ]
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// a small temporary side effect of transforming back before the potion wears off. (He doesnt even know he has 'em.)
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. . .
What has even gotten into my colleagues? Why is Tripmine chopping their own head off?
-RSL
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" He killed my husband, so guess what? I'm gonna kill the Earth! That's right baby, this is what you get: My Super Laser Piss! "
[ The camera changes from RSL to a satellite-like object. It seems to be charging up to fire. ]
"Iron Horse is a BITCH ASS MOTHERPHUCKER. He killed my phucking husband! That's right! He took his edgy-ass revolver out and said that his life was "this big" and I was like "That's disgusting," So I'm making a callout post on Crossroad central. Iron Horse, you got a small ####."
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// for anyone confused to why rsl is 44, although he acts nothing like one:
his stupid cursed blood has crippled his mental and physical growth. He will probably die within the next ten years.
His mental and physical age land more around 26.
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(( stealing this from BRE because they're cool
(just comment tho pls)
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(( Hey guys. I'm gonna do something silly. I'll elaborate later, but comment if you wanna :3
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Y'know, since crossroads is on fire, I'm going to drink my heart out.
[RSL then scrolls through his (NONDESCRIPT BEVERAGE) shelves until he comes across a familiar bottle. The one with the cat ears, still with some liquid in it.]
...that phucking bottle. Lying scumbag piece of-
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" Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm PISSING ON THE MOON!! "
[The "Piss" fires out of the satellite and blows a massive chunk out of the moon. ]
" How do you like that Flipside Bros?! I'M PISSING ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOTS! "
" He killed my husband, so guess what? I'm gonna kill the Earth! That's right baby, this is what you get: My Super Laser Piss! "
[ The camera changes from RSL to a satellite-like object. It seems to be charging up to fire. ]
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@civ_phighting
// alright guys, im gonna watch this thing three times over so that I can beat darkheart
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@Soda_Stuff
// alright guys, time to play something I like to call "which gay are they talking about!"
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" You have 23 hours until the piss drop-el-lets drop onto Crossroad Central, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too! "
[ As the TV powers off, bombs go off on the Flipside Tower legs. Debris falls from the tower, almost knocking it over. ]
" Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm PISSING ON THE MOON!! "
[The "Piss" fires out of the satellite and blows a massive chunk out of the moon. ]
" How do you like that Flipside Bros?! I'M PISSING ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOTS! "
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Mrrowww?? Mrrrp...
Meowwww, mrrrowwww... mrrrpp. meowmeow mew, mrrrroww mrrrr...
WHY D0ES SHARPI3 0WN A C4T!? WH4T AN 1DI0T!
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// alright, after forgetting that cat!rsl is named Russle, I have finally finished this stupid poltergeist's photo
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Y'know, maybe staying at NVG's place for awhile isn't so bad after all. We kinda watched some 'Netflix' or whatever and had a pretty chill time.
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Father got me an outfit for halloween.
It's... uh, nice. I like wearing it outside of work hours.
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This chair is awesome! Makes travelling the air much more comfy!
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N keeps bugging me about wanting to go to the phestival.
Somehow he forgot that he still has paid leave days left.
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WHY THE PHUCK AM I IN THIS ROOM WITH A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!? WHO IS WEEZER!?
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God, dude! The water tastes so phucking weird! I swear, someone phucked up the waterline to my house. . .
Or, more likely, a certain scientist phucked something up and spilt it down a drain. Now WHO could've done that...?
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(( hey guys, fyi you can draw RSL in literally any outfit that you want for
#parodytwtober
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But, if you'd rather stick to a specific outfit, you can choose between these two! :D
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(( istg none of yall better put rsl in a maid outfit.
(Idc put him any outfit lmao)
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// man this looks like a mess lmao anyways this is the relationship chart
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Guys, I just really like her, okay? Don't tell her, or she'll kill me, but I like her. Is that a bad thing? Liking a co-worker alot? Probably? I don't know!! I'm too scared to even hand this to her! I need to toss this into a box immediately and hide it. qnq
-N
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// if i could make a voice claim for rsl it would definitely be fandub eggman.
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I went to go buy some fruit snacks, but I ran into this while shopping. Why is there flags? What's with the pointing fingers?
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[ Men in fedoras can be seen practically everywhere you can see within Crossroads. Some on building tops, some soliciting on the road, and some inside of the buildings. They seem to be looking for someone, but aren't looking for a chat. ]
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To all grunts who will hear this message:
This is our (hopefully) new recruit. Please treat them with respect and care like you'e had with your other coworkers.
Signed,
RSL
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Slow day today, eh? Nothing's really happening, and most of the grunts are on vacation for the phestival. That's fine. I'll probably pass by some stores and go 'get a life' or whatever.
But there's been something on my mind...
-RSL
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Never go to crossroads. That shit is always hell.
Should've blown up the tower when I had the chance.
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Despite all the paths you may pave,
Everyone ends in a watery grave.
Although I admit you're smart and clever,
Nothing in the world will last forever.
Fufufufufu~ I am the Dead Man's Lament, you see? Despite having passed, I will finish what I have started.
[End of audio record]
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I feel empty.
I just ate some food, but I feel empty.
Why is that?
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TH3R3'S A F3ST1V4L S00N!? PHUCK THIS H0US3 I NE3D TO G0 F1GUR3 OU7 TH3 D4T3!
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Anyways, I'm gonna try and recreate that weird goop monster from my dream. It's been eating up too much of my brainspace for me to let it go undone.
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[Flash cut to RSL, just sleeping while the fedora clan does the most dumb things while he's away. Perhaps it's much nicer to be a cat than lead a crumbling clan.]
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My right hand man and firearm extraordinaire, Lugarmane. The hat is a tad bit too big on him, but he likes it.
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Entry log
#4
No sign of Boss anywhere! Even the tracker in his hat seemingly vanished! I hope he's alright. However, here in the lair, we've been holding up pretty well. Well, "well" is an overstatement. The botanist may or may not have grown a mars mantrap. Send help.
Signed,
N
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Man, why did I decide to join a group within blackrock, and why did I decide to sign a lifelong contract with them...
W-why am I thinking this? Blackrock's an okay place, right? I mean, theres a lot of bodies, and it's cold, but there's some interesting people & NVG, right?
-RSL
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(( if twitter doesn't get their shit together by oct 1st then ill just host the event over on discord. I don't want to do that, but my choices are limited.
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// i'll be back soon, gotta go deal with a family meeting or something. Anyways here's a silly cup
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I'll be back soon. Dont let the crossroads police know this, but Im breaking into the bank.
[An explosion can be heard.]
Hasan! I said not to blow it up yet! We can't let them know where we are!
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Alright, I successfully kicked Timmy off of my account. I can't head home or to the lair right now due to the threat he imposes on me. I GUESS I have to stay with someone for the time being. So if you're N or any member of the Fedora Clan, then know that I won't be home for long.
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(( Now, I know I've made the same mistake. I blew up the flipside tower without informing any flipside account about it, and that was my bad. But I feel as if it should go without being said that planning should be done between both parties before something big happens. [2/2]
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ouughhhhhhhh
i hate people with godlike powerssss. ...
Cheating pussiessss...
my right leg is phucking broken now...
-RSL
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Whoops! Just killed a random civilian for trying to defend the soulless corporation running the bank!
How unfortunate!
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No, I'm gonna break my usual hatred for children, and say that I hope nothing bad happens to this guy, and only specifically this guy.
Haaa-? This isn't home... odd, perhaps I've strayed a little too far.
lilwalker ref :] //
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Today is a sad day, men. We have lost Grunt
#227
, also known as Hasan to his friends and family. He will be missed, but his sacrifice was necessary if we want to defeat the evil that is Tablet and his own lackeys.
Glory to the Fedora Clan.
-RSL
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