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Elon’s favorite parody account. “Twitter isn’t real life” - Plato 🇸🇩 and so it goes

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Beck at the Hollywood Bowl backed by the LA Philharmonic was like a dream
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@wydccalamity Seriously most realistic part of the whole show
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@barry They don’t get questioned 90% of the time
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@wsteaks @KannoYoungs This is like the Star Wars bar scene. Gotta love the guy brushed by the pole
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@wydccalamity In the 80’s everyone was latch key kids
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@MycahABC13 Did they hire the US Capitol police to do security? Someone didn’t invest well in festival infrastructure
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@TheTinaVasquez Momoa divorces. 10 seconds later all of female Hollywood…
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@digitalhen @createcraig You mean Nate Silver had a shitty contrarian take of the day? Well i never
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How ironic would be if the man who shouted lock her up at the RNC ended up in jail himself? #lockhimup #FlynnResignation
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Senator @BernieSanders on why the cries of the Democratic candidates are going too left are getting louder. #BlueWave #FirstInTheWest #Democrats #Bernie2020 #FITW19 #2020Election #BernieSanders
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@HotlineJosh i cant wait for this not to age well. project much?
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@jenny2x4 A lot of unbiased political wealthy reporters well versed in being lied to by the military in exchange for access
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@LasVegasLocally “We did top notch A+ quality work in record time, end of story!!!”
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@LHSummers @nytimes You’ve been wrong for twenty years so maybe time to sit this one out. Your policies were solely responsible for the slow growth & lack of jobs added following the 2008 recession. And if stimulus checks cause inflation, why is it happening in Europe?
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Get you a President who kids look at like Barack Obama. #SantaObama #MAGA2020 #GovernmentShutdown #Trump #TrumpShutdown
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@d_boeckner Music industry seems terrible at predicting demand. Dead & Co doing 24 shows at Sphere, none sold out & most going for 50% resale. Pulp, Pavement & Bikini Kill announce 1st shows in many yrs, announce 1 LA/NY date, resellers get half, forced to announce more to get real fans tix
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Downtown Las Vegas mural by @recycledprop in the Arts District @LasVegasLocally
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Was like a surreal dream finally seeing The Cure on Sunday. Totally made up for missing Siouxsie the night before. Thank you @RobertSmith for playing in the rain so fitting. Goosebumps all night. ☔️💜🥹⚡️👻🌙⛈️🖤
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@Deadspin anti-Semitic Freudian slip from Trump supporter?
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90% of all traffic jams on the I-15 between Vegas & LA are caused by California drivers who don’t understand the left lane is for the people driving the fastest speed. @LasVegasLocally
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@YALiberty @RandPaul Sounds good, bud. Actually in March you proved trillions in $ can literally be printed whenever the Fed needs it to “save” large corporations. So don’t tell me you can’t afford it. You can for corporations & wars & donors but not when the American people need it & are in crisis.
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@ByKimberleyA We need to look in the mirror & say why are you watching these games?
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@JakeSherman @kasie The fact a moderate didn’t shoot it down speaks volumes
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@SCClemons Cancel a meeting? How about sanctions? Cut off arms sales & diplomatic relations?
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@mtracey Almost as if he has his own alternative news network with huge ratings & entire disinformation social media apparatus with massive reach, how does he gets his message out? Ppl who vote for him don’t read NYT, watch CNN or see Twitter warnings. YouTube, Facebook, Daily Wire etc
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Largest basketball crowd in Nevada history tonight & they saw a good one. Duke edged Gonzaga in a thriller battle of unbeatens. Thousands of drunk Zags drowning their sorrows on the casino floors right now. @LasVegasLocally
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@marklevinshow how much does your forehead weigh bro?
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@mehdirhasan @JennaEllisEsq Important to remember she got Covid from a Rudy fart
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@emptywheel I also love the fact the FBI gave him the chance to back out of the lie by reading his own exact words back to him which should’ve tipped him off they knew (nevermind he should’ve known Kislyak calls monitored) & he STILL denied it! Nobody else would’ve been given that chance.
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Audience member nails “Parklife” with @blurofficial on 4/10/24 at Fox Theatre in Pomona. #blur
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Finally we got em! Clues were there all along. We all knew Ted Cruz was the real Zodiac Killer. #Zodiac
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@ByRosenberg @Reuters Quebec mosque bomber proves they aren't a real problem right? Let's concentrate on refugees where there is no threat
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The Rolling Stones almost blew the roof off of Allegiant Stadium, literally. More pyro than WWE SummerSlam. @LasVegasLocally
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Goosebumps. Fleury’s return to the Fortress. #VegasBorn @LasVegasLocally
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@JennaEllisEsq Hardly knew her
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@JarJarFan69 RIP Sigourney Weaver.
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Donald Williams is a hero. He confronted & called out Derek Chauvin in real time at personal risk as black man with expertise in mixed martial arts noticing the shimmy & blood choke was killing George Floyd in front of his own eyes & taking his life away. Thank God he was there
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This testimony is chilling. #DonaldWilliams is the nail in the coffin for the #DerekChauvin defense team.
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@CNN Apparently cocaine doesn’t provide immunity
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@notnotnuanced He pulls them from yawning disinterest to back up vocals & noodling in about a minute
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@TheDweck i feel like you opened restaurants & bars a little bit too early under pressure. it seemed like everything was super slow & cautious until the end when it was rushed.
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@igorbobic how are they going to pay for it? happy the confederate provision passed. unhappy $740 billion is doled out like nothing when they can’t agree on help for people during historic pandemic & recession with Republicans wailing about the impact on the deficit.
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@rajandelman This kind of explains what was going on
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@TonyPeric @rbaylor_74 Hey @danawhite give the waffle house chair swatter a job
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Well @MrTommyLand of @MotleyCrue unveiled his new ahem website on the last night of the #StadiumTour in Las Vegas. @LasVegasLocally
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The Killers killed it tonight per usual. Hometown heroes ❤️ 🎲 🎰 How about we make this a regular thing? @LasVegasLocally
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@MarkDice lol you are afraid of her pussy
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@AshleyRParker Neither is any local Vegas channel. Local CBS is airing 60 minutes with Woodward interview this hour.
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@LasVegasLocally I swear that’s how it got in my system, boss.
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@EdwardGLuce Ed we get it, you journalists are afraid to ask the US military why they failed to create an army in two decades & instead enriched Afghan generals & US military contractors. That seems like a heck of a story but you would lose sources so you follow neocon politicial tropes.
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@LasVegasLocally The Secretary of State (who oversees elections) in NV is Republican! She has been there since 2014. Is she in on it? Why would she sign off on invalid votes. They are talking about 3k invalid votes and the difference is up to 36k. It would make no difference in the outcome.
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@AP Apparently cocaine provides no immunity
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@GuyBeinDude @AlannaBennett I had to look this up after he shouted her out. Wild stuff.
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It’s curious how the media refer to Highland Park shooter Robert Crimo over & over as a “rapper”because he had a couple songs up on Spotify & not as a Trump supporter in their headlines. Wonder why that is? 🤔
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REVEALED: Highland Park massacre shooter Robert Crimo, 22, is rapper called 'Awake'
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@cupidschok3hold Pomona warm up did them right
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@bmantraffic @johnnykats Only DJ’s can leave if they have shows in other cities & need to get to the airport. Also celebrities, models, comedians & tech millionaires. Gate is closed for everyone else though.
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Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters said tonight he wants to play a weekly Vegas residency when he’s 75 & play for four & a half hours. Only 90 minutes longer than tonight first of two shows at the newly renamed Dolby Live. @LasVegasLocally
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@Dyslexicposern @NVElect We can end the count now & your clown loses
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@yashar All to defend a guy who would drop her like a hat if the situation was reversed.
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Ukrainian fighter Maryna Moroz just won her fight at #ufc272 @LasVegasLocally 🇺🇦
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