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reluctant tech they (an architect for zeros). i probably wrote some code you used. i used to make a lot of music. 🏴⚒🖤
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called my grandma today and was reminded that she still has the answering machine i helped her and my grandpa set up 30 years ago, and that the outgoing message is still 13 year-old me very clearly trying really hard to do a good job.
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he gave up millions of dollars to join the army, realized he was only there to protect opium fields, and became anti-war. he was murdered by american soldiers for trying to speak out and they covered it up as "friendly fire." the really story of what happens to "good apples."
Pat Tillman left the Arizona Cardinals to enlist in the U.S. Army after 9/11. He turned down a $3.6M contract offer at 25 years old.
Tillman was killed in Afghanistan 17 years ago today.
RIP.
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that earthquake was actually chadwick blowing out rbg's back walls in heaven
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people love capitalism because it lets them feel like little feudal lords. it's exactly why the brunch crowd all lost their shit when they couldn't go torment restaurant employees who were making $3 an hour.
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i fell asleep watching youtube videos and woke up to a documentary about alabama barbecue and i promise you need to hear how this restaurant got its name. i need to go eat there now.
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people don't want to believe me but san francisco is one of the most conversative places i've ever lived. it's wild that propaganda has convinced people that it's a leftist anarchy when it's one of the most pro-cop and pro-business places in the world. the bay is run by vc money.
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I feel like Grandpa Simpson when I try to explain to anybody under 40 how I used to pick up a free copy of the Onion every week and read it on actual newsprint, as was the fashion at times.
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somebody brought their corpse flower out in alameda so that everyone can see it because apparently they only bloom every seven to ten years. awesome.
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just remembered when jerry garcia died, some djs at whpk made a bunch of flyers and posted them around chicago saying "if you miss jerry call this number and leave a message about what he meant to you" but put steve albini's phone number on it. one of the all time great pranks.
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just a reminder you have no rights in this zone
In a 6-to-3 vote, the Supreme Court ruled that border agents may unconstitutionally enter a person's home without a warrant and assault him and ... federal courts are powerless to do anything about it.
The border, once again, is a Constitution-free zone.
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reminder that the united states military is the largest source of carbon, pollution, and climate change in the world. in addition to eating almost the entire united states budget it is the tip of the spear of us imperialism– dismantling this war machine must be our priority.
Ever wonder how we get mail, food, and supplies at sea?
Here’s how:
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if the democrats don't end the filibuster and codify roe in law before the next election then i truly don't understand how anybody could ever even justify voting for one of them ever again
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our airbnb in vegas had a smart fridge and one night when we were just hanging out talking (not to it), it interrupted to tell us a fart joke and then got stuck in a loop of telling fart jokes and making fart sounds, eventually even trying to sell us a fart sounds expansion pack
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@no_goblins
i did it
i just stole everything in this walgreens and chesa budin DMed me to thank me for my service
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@firagawalkwthme
Her energy is amazing but there is definitely a nonzero chance she hunts her house staff for sport.
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this cat who got into the flour in the middle of the night is one of the most hilarious things i've seen
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@Millerheighife
@shafieikeyvan
trump is naturally funny and i'm amazed how many people have a hard time admitting that. like he sucks for almost countless real reasons, we can admit one thing about him that isn't a negative.
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@TrumpStudents
@realDonaldTrump
This literally happened in Trump's America. You're not even good at lying.
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@JordanUhl
do they not know? i honestly wonder sometimes.
he gave up millions of dollars to join the army, realized he was only there to protect opium fields, and became anti-war. he was murdered by american soldiers for trying to speak out and they covered it up as "friendly fire." the really story of what happens to "good apples."
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@catholicdad420
@NewSovietPoster
i was living in vegas in 2006 and a girl i knew from chicago hit me up because a movie she was in was nominated so i got to be her date at the avn awards and it was one of the most surreal/hilarious experiences of my life.
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just found out that there's a long-standing tradition where when pope dies they hit him in the head with a gilded silver hammer and scream his name to make sure he's dead, so i guess there's one job in the church i am qualified for.
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i'm not sure what else you can expect, it's always been a gold rush "frontier" mentality here and clearly that's going to draw the same worse kinds of people. it's a beautiful place and there are some amazing people here, but none of them hold institutional power.
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@AnonymousLeftie
no, actually, almost every transit system spends more on fare collection than they get in fares and on top of that many spend more on fare police than they lose on fare evasion, so just making the subway free would be cheaper, more efficient, and fairer– the public paid for it.
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If you aren't scared that AI is going to take your job just check out this prompt of "Golden Corral where everyone is blowing huge vape clouds" and then see how you feel.
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@jaredlholt
So the
@federalreserve
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@JarJarFan69
every morning major dingle kisses his little dingles goodbye and you're laughing?
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there are certain things you see on the internet that stick with you your whole life. things that fundamentally change who you are as a person.
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@IwriteOK
@tomashemstad
there's only one good thing for cops to do and they can't even get that right.
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@otter_weekend
haha i keep trying to take photos to express just how steep the streets are here but it's hard to get across in a photo
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he gave up millions of dollars to join the army, realized he was only there to protect opium fields, and became anti-war. he was murdered by american soldiers for trying to speak out and they covered it up as "friendly fire." the really story of what happens to "good apples."
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@CNNPolitics
Pretty sad to see everyone in the replies here tripping over themselves to excuse
@TheDemocrats
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do you know the story of how the united states stole hawaii? even if you do, you should probably read it again because i can almost guarantee it's more messed up than you remember, especially when you find out how much of their land is now "owned" by zuck & the u.s. military.
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@kthorjensen
probably the best one was seeing elliott smith for $5 in high school and then hanging out with him afterwards. he gave me a sticker and i put it on my trek mountain bike.
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@katherinemzhou
i wonder if all the swedish people in the comments saying he doesn't look swedish and he's probably racist and violent because he's an immigrant are't doing much to show that swedish people aren't super xenophobic.
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so this restaurant took over the public bike lane and sidewalk to build these shitty structures for their private business, wrapped them in chicken wire so that no actual people can use them, then had the audacity to name them after a woman they would call the police on?
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i just stole everything in this walgreens and chesa budin DMed me to thank me for my service
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how broken do you have to be to do this? what does it mean that we allow it?
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one of the best messages i ever received from my mom was about this guy at costco with a hot dog in every pocket of his cargo shorts
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say what you will about macklemore, this is by far the best response i have seen from any celebrity and sadly even better than most news coverage.
HIND’S HALL. Once it’s up on streaming all proceeds to UNRWA.
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this is why yimbyism is just trickle down housing. we don't have a supply problem, we have a distribution problem. there is a lot of housing, it's just all owned by the wrong people and hoarded for profit. housing shouldn't be a speculative investment.
More housing per capita in the US today than at any point in history.
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imagine believing that biden and schumer and pelosi really really really want to save america but this one mean man just won't let them do it.
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bro you're embarrassing yourself.
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@Smolbee4
@atheist2008
@BruhSayLess
@Jezebel
And I don't want shitty people like you around anybody I care about. Wild.
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@MattWalshBlog
Shout out to all the dudes who are terrified of women and just keep shouting about it on the internet.
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@drmistercody
Fittingly, the game was invented by an anti-capitalist woman named Lizzie Magie before it was stolen by a man who got rich off it!
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nobody thinks that making it illegal to be homeless will end homelessness, that's not the point. ending homelessness is incredibly easy– just give people homes. what they want is to criminalize people's existence so that they can other & oppress them. the cruelty is the point.
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i'd say i can't believe obama is crossing picket lines to do a livestream for corporations today but he's the same dude who flew back from david geffen's superyacht to kill the nba strike. that dude only likes strikes when they're against muslim weddings and children's hospitals.
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i can't believe we're about to have the dark shadow of covid cast over yet another toyotathon sales event
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@RaxKingIsDead
any time a man considers writing this text he should just simply walk into the ocean off instead
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what if we kissed at the star wars episode 1 the phantom menace podracing themed pepsi vending machine featuring anakin and sebulba
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@mstratford
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@TheDemocrats
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