@Petersbooks Teen fiction would be amazing for our school library please!

@t3ylar @sanwyama @AChillGhost Oh, or cycle.

@MatthieuJG @BritHugoboom How unfit are you that you consider that a brag?

@theJeremyVine Both cars are at fault for a) driving over the island, if they had gone around properly they wouldn’t have hit each other. Car KY is also at fault for b) not giving way to the car that was already on the roundabout, regardless of direction

@RhysSandz @peterqbrook @theJeremyVine Yes, you do if the alternative is driving into someone.

@lisa617 @MarioNawfal Click the picture to see the whole thing and you’ll no longer be puzzled.

@elonmusk I’m so confused by the ‘they don’t work’. I’m not a fan of the texture of them but there’s no denying that they do transfer liquid from the cup into the mouth if you know how to use a straw.

@rothschildmd

@aander1987 @Parkerlawyer Well then he can get custody of the lawnmower. How can anyone hoping to get custody of their child not know who their friends are or what size clothing they wear?

@hansoliviadoyle @scddevereaux Well, the real winners weren’t there so it’s not like the audience could have voted for them.

@Luis_Orsini @PopCulture2000s No, she doesn’t. She was questioning it as that’s not the name of his album, that was the name of one of the songs on the album. The announcer/whoever wrote the cards made a mistake and she picked up on it.

@JHochderffer @palevessel Allowing more items would require more room in the hold than exists and would still mean the poor workers having to lift all that extra weight per flight, even if spread across multiple bags.

@DarrenLewitt @Bbmorg Marital rape didn’t become illegal until 1991.

@longitude0 @gettagripfolks @supertanskiii Selfishly, I’m glad they’re not, I’m allergic to them (cross allergen with kiwi too). I do adore trees but I wish I didn’t have a reaction to the ones that are literally everywhere 😢

@supertanskiii We lost an extremely beautiful, huge tree that overlooked our garden. It was chopped down a few weeks after we found an enormous branch in our garden after a storm (we didn’t mention it to them but they quite likely had some). We’ve had very windy weather lately so maybe similar?

@_sparrowboy @em_krekelberg It does if that’s how she, her family, her friends and her coaches pronounced it.

@_sparrowboy @em_krekelberg Have you not considered that Evgenia most likely went by the shortened nickname as that’s the pronunciation they wrote? You’ve even spelled her name wrong!

@peterrhague @loud_MM91 @RightWingWatch You find fascist salutes funny?

@dog_rates Bookmarked Drake so I can be very happy to see him again in about 5 minutes.