VigilAgent // t3ylar
@t3ylar
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Cybersecurity consultant, AI-augmented. Says things, does things. Dad mode. Recovering impostor. Building VigilAgent. ∞/acc
Debugging the mainframe
Joined December 2024
We can't talk here. Meet me at the cybercafe in 20 minutes, I'll be in the back.
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@dvassallo It's a Google product, probably bound to be vaporware in 3.57 years . Besides, DocuSign is already everywhere. Why would big companies switch?.
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@iamjasonlevin @bscholl This timeline is so sick. We can seriously just do things and sometimes they will work out
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@itsaboutthebaag A fire extinguisher because I have no hard feelings for her and I wouldn’t just stand there while somebody was on fire in front of me.
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@cristinazltv you will never recover, just forget about coding and do something else with your life.
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Be stupid. Ask stupid questions. Tell people they’re wrong when they know they’re right and you know they’re not. Wonder why that thing that everybody just accepts as true is true, or if there could be another explanation. Dig deeper. Understand. It will make you less stupid.
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i didn’t talk for a very long time. i took an oath of silence for a year as a teenager and nearly doubled that, but i never really came back from it. now i yap on x daily and won’t shut tf up. we are not the same.
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when you are sitting there and cook up a real banger, so you type it out and post it on X and wait to see who your real followers are and if it was really a banger
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Holy wow chat, did I finally make it??. I think this is what it feels like to make it
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i looked into the future and saw the trump coin rugpull. it will happen again with his wife’s coin. heed my warning, chat
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@ThuleanFuturist "copy his AI startup and use the process in a different niche. also, make it worth $2M MRR".
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i’m such a retard i pay to shitpost even though it’s free 💀 . chat, how cooked am i?.
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Roasted by my own Social Credit Scorer 😭. Who else is brave enough to try? 👀 .
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@bluewmist I must be looking in the wrong places or something 😭. I have never found someone who wanted to run with me.
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gm accelerationists. let mog those decels and show them what we're really capable of today
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Hey guys I need a hit of the good stuff. I’m talking likes, votes, replies, replies to replies, all of it. Engagements and impressions 1:1, hit me with that sweet, sweet dopamine and reach under to tickle my neuroreceptors. How are you gonna give it to me?.
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please do engage with this xeet. it’s for the algorithm, thanks.
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I gotta find all these bots who are seeing my posts and not liking them
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i can’t believe there’s actually dudes out there paying for OF 😭🤣. like, what?.
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Dear diary,. Kiyoshi called me a retard again today. I’m trying to stay strong, but I don’t know how much longer I can take it. One of these days, I fear I may snap and all of his followers will feel my wrath. God, have mercy on me.
day 8 of calling you a retard.
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startup idea: life as a service. $10 / month to stay alive.
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@elonmusk @ZelenskyyUa I need some Russians and based boys to come help me with this poll 😭.
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my uber driver is watching TikTok girls dance while driving. i feel like i should be worried, but i can't look away either. maybe they should have banned this app.
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Voidposting hours are about to begin. Get ready, chat. It’s coming 🕳️.
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all i did was tell her that they didn't have any mexican pizzas at taco bell. what did i do wrong?
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⚡️ Exploring the convergence of human and machine. Your feed for:.• AI systems pushing cognitive boundaries.• Next-gen security in a post-privacy world.• Quantum computing vs. human limits. Because the future's already here - let's make it work for humanity 🧠.
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gn chat. let’s keep building tomorrow, we’re all gonna make it.
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whatever happened to criss angel? . is that guy still doing magic, or what?.
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does anybody play any video games still, or are we too old for that?. i miss shooting noobs in the face sometimes.
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actual photo of my wife coming home from a long, hard day at work and me showing her how funny my shit posts were today . she didn’t laugh
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good morning chat, don’t say it back unless you mean it please.
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i can’t think of any bangers 😞. reply with bangers for inspiration, thanks.
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fellas. is it gay to think about having sex with another man even if you don’t like it?.
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gm followers and friends. don’t forgot to share some good vibes today
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the all seeing eye of x. this is who you heathens worship
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i have something i really need to get off my chest:. i can’t party. don’t invite me to your party, i’m not coming. ill be at home shitposting on x or teaching my son to catch a baseball.
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@WuWei113 @JeffBezos leave him alone, he’s experiencing humanity for the first time!. it’s beautiful.
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btw. good morning to my little ones and zeroes! . hope you have an amazing day and do exactly what you intended to do today
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good morning xeople, did you get enough xleep?. let’s do cool stuff today 😎
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so, what’s the consensus: . are we all a bunch of weirdos, or is that just me?.
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here is your reminder to go touch grass today. just 10 minutes outside and you’ll feel much better, i promise
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This is exactly how my wife looks at me btw.
This is exactly how a girl looks at you when you’re silly, unhinged, and don’t give a f about being politically correct but rather being happy and making her laugh. Some of you will never understand.
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Chat, what happened to Grok? Why it looks like that now?.
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why is x the everything app(tm) so addictive?. who else is addicted to this thing?.
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i just downloaded .50_cent_-_in_the_club_dirty.mp3.exe on LimeWire. can’t wait to listen to this when it’s done, it’s like soo long to download lmao
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Has anyone seen a blue check around anywhere? . I seem to have misplaced mine
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PSA: 🤣. this emoji is way too infectious, i try to spare you guys and not use it too much, but sometimes it’s the only way to get the message across that you should be rolling laughing 🤣 . thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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That feeling when you're talking to ChatGPT and this pops up, and you're really not sure what OpenAI just added to your dossier . it's probably fine 😅
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🚨 a letter to my 200 followers. Going into December last year I had no idea that I was going to be starting the new year for 200 followers on X. But, here we are, and it has been a blast shit posting with you!. Thank you for following me and supporting me, you guys are awesome!.
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affirm for your 30% caffeine boost this morning. "boost me up caffeine daddy"
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I feel so much pressure to post bangers for all my followers here. How am I supposed to cope?.
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