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Funny thing about that Jules… COYS

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Joined August 2011
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@ArtistFKACollin
Colzou
6 years
@_JohnDose @SenpaiRixias @Ohheyitsjacob @VAJAYDENN Could have been serving scoops instead she’s serving time.
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@ArtistFKACollin
Colzou
11 months
The Latin community has never shown out in Queens.
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joe
11 months
You don’t get this in queens, you don’t get this in any other ballpark. Only the Bronx.
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8 months
@JackMacCFB Hot? Brother that’s a Wilmington(where she’s from) 4.
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2 years
@sportbible MOROCCO AIRPORT IS THAT WAY 👉🏼. WEEP LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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8 months
@WrestlingHumble New day in 2024
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3 years
@Ken_Rosenthal Thank you for taking the time out to sign a ball and take a picture with a young kid after a game when you didn’t have to. Those gestures go a long way. RIP Jeremy.
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7 months
@MLBTheShowNews3 @YourFriendKyle_ And if you want to break it down even further, Trader Joe’s really isn’t all that expensive. If you break down his bill and divide by 6 kids he’s only paying $3.52 per kid per meal. There isn’t a single fast food restaurant you can get 6 meals for ~$20.
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8 years
@TomiLahren @Wale how shook are you, do you need a safe space?.
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3 years
@BLUWICK That would have been my 13th reason.
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4 months
@TheChanceBand @ZTPetrizzo Ah, so now it’s okay to listen to medical professionals.
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7 months
@CodifyBaseball POST HIS AB IN THE 9th TUBBY.
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2 years
@Waffle61849954 @Ken_Rosenthal @martinonyc Said he wanted to play for a winner. Not a last place team.
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Colzou
5 years
@RawlingsA82 @Its_JustLovely @Shaybay0428 @ChurchofOgun To be a customer means to consume the goods of where you are. The only thing this woman consumed was a German suplex.
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Colzou
7 years
@carolineflocka @teamrichmond_33 @gabby_pollock My man you're missing the point. Just because you employ someone doesn't mean you like them. You employ who makes you the most $$$$.
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3 years
@contrariandoosh @stoolpresidente Vs a hand picked schedule.
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3 years
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8 years
@KFCBarstool Is that the dude from the United airlines flight?.
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1 year
@CardinalsReek Are you gonna cry? Your 20th post on the subject.
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5 years
@DanyAllstar15 You could post this picture every day and it still won’t get old.
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5 months
@TheWARmonger_ @AlvarezSavedMe @YankeeWRLD Imagine if Ohtani had to play the most difficult position on the field 9 innings every night on top of hitting.
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3 years
@RebabkkeyO @GiraffeNeckMarc Not bait when it’s true. Yankee stadium is a dump compared to Citi.
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5 years
@FakeShaneGreene @MLB @Mets Also did it in a little league stadium.
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Colzou
3 years
@JeffPassan Was fortunate enough to meet Jeremy after a Mets-Phillies game and get a picture and signed ball. Small gestures like that mean a lot to kids and I wish more players realized that. RIP Jeremy.
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3 years
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6 months
@MeekPhill_ Braves announcers completely ignoring what happened. Clearest example of match fixing I’ve ever seen in my life.
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8 years
@LegionHoops married to the henny.
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5 years
@BarstoolHubbs Hubbs: celebrates the Yankee championship teams that were filled with PED Abusers. Also hubbs: this tweet.
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5 years
@ay4h_ @JonniBabe @PoshJay @kush_n_codeine Shoot, SallieMae hits my emails daily. Bunch of vultures.
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3 years
@chancfree I like this one better
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11 months
@KnicksNation Generational Knicks hater. It will be studied for centuries.
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2 years
@HerediaTDM @Jared_Carrabis Sounds like a fucking problem the braves should figure out.
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5 months
@spkrts @TheWARmonger_ @AlvarezSavedMe @YankeeWRLD Shortstop is way more demanding than catching. Catchers get 40-50 nights off a season. Lindor gets 0.
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8 months
@JackMacCFB Porn? I lived in Wilmington for 15 years. Objectively, you can walk around for an hour and she wouldn’t even make the top 25. Unranked program.
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Colzou
3 years
@zach_verdon @stoolpresidente @SpursOfficial Kazakstan on Thursday’s is gonna be wild for the gunners.
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10 months
@IanBegley But selected Haliburton? Make it make sense.
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5 years
@kbrooks910 @DDSM01416840 @VicGomez923 @MTA Lol he already deleted his account.
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11 months
Never seen this in Yankee stadium my entire life, btw.
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5 years
@DanyAllstar15 Even more rockstar that Josi gets the minus after being on the ice for half a second.
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3 years
@KFCBarstool Imagine dumping a beer on someone and then having to have someone else fight your battle for you? Brutal.
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Colzou
4 years
@IanBegley @WorldWideWob Pretty simple, Lonzo ball was the guy who would make this team better. Asking price was too high, so we moved on. No panic trade. No overpay. That’s called growth.
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4 years
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11 months
@BobbleHeadRizzo Probably just as loud as this ALCS game, amirite?
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2 years
@scottcoleman55 Everyone knows Putting the ball in play and not striking out 16 billion times a game stops working the minute the clock strikes October.
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2 years
@oliviapipia Lindor grabbing a handful 👀.
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5 months
@JeffPassan Don’t get butthurt because your statement is factually incorrect. Mets 16-4 in last 20 and the Tigers are 13-7.
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8 months
@WrestlingHumble What does the new day provide in 2024? Besides being a throw in tag team in multi team matches. They need to move on to something different.
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9 years
Someone updated Odor's Wikipedia page 😂😂😂
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3 years
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8 years
@breannabean97 *checks mentions for shook sorority girls.
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9 months
@heatdaddy69420 No bullshit, that may have killed him. Unreal lol.
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5 years
My favorite trend is going on posts like this and looking for the pictures of @Druski2Funny in the replies 😂😂😂.
@morgobabe
Morgan
5 years
i went to hawaii then a month later went to tulum then within the same month went to paris, barcelona and rome then the next month miami and that same month jamaica. lol i’m so SICK of being in atlanta i cannot stand It dead ass.
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3 years
@stoolpresidente Hopefully he uses the payment to invest in an iron.
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3 years
@whutyearisit @Jolly_Olive Hopefully it doesn’t effect their chemistry when they are batting 3rd and 4th in queens in 2 years.
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Colzou
6 years
@sacksimusprime @tredub727 @NYGKnicks @steveckorn @TommyBeer Shhh let them be foolish. Knicks have built a squad that will be competitive and build a winning culture. Kinda like the nets were before they signed a locker room cancer and dude coming off a career altering injury .
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1 year
@NYGDaily Jayden Daniels you are a NY Giant.
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4 years
@Jared_Carrabis Not gonna lie, took me a solid 2 minutes to find the baseball.
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2 years
@clancy_weeks @bshan23 @DDuggan21 Nah he was right the first time
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1 year
@ABechamps @GonsolinRBW Because private school baseball in NC is an absolute joke.
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4 years
@DanyAllstar15 Scott Stevens 15 seconds after you pass the puck.
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Colzou
4 years
@DanyAllstar15 Nothing screams great hockey like Scott Stevens launching himself into someone’s head 3 hours after the puck was passed.
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3 years
@chrisbutler551 @NYIslanders @spidadmitchell @utahjazz Probably sarcasm, but his dad works for the Mets. I imagine he knows who the islanders are.
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4 years
@FanaticsArmy Won in 5. The Stanley cup was decided in the isles-TB series.
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3 years
@STR0 The same amount of people who tweeted about their previous employer and then hit the delete button.
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Colzou
4 months
@TreIindor20 Winker is playing. He’s 8 for 22 off Flaherty.
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5 years
@knicks_tape99 @BarstoolBigCat They were up 18 in the second half. They had to win, right?.
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Colzou
6 years
There are actually people ragging on the knicks for signing Julius Randle. A guy who averaged 21/9 last year. Any other team signs him and it’s one of the best signings of the summer. #SayKnicksForClicks.
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1 year
@irundownhill @rodger Overtime was literally guaranteed if the correct call was made. This isn’t a what if scenario.
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4 months
@MeekPhill_ They just faced a team with 5 hitters rocking a sub 700 OPS. Mets eliminated 2 of the best 3 teams in the national league. Scibelli is such A fucking loser.
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5 months
@Joelsherman1 He’s hitting 296 with a 863 OPS, how are people having a hard time understanding why he’s being called up over Acuna?.
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8 years
@LegionHoops damn, there goes their championship hopes.
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1 year
@MeekPhill_ Mets took 6 of 7 from this juggernaut. Dodgers couldn’t even make it competitive.
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Colzou
5 years
@willnoonan @Feinsand @TheRenderMedia I hate this narrative. He was the best player on the team for the entirety of his contract.
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Colzou
5 months
@TRICK1042 @JackMacCFB @DanYanofsky Tubby won’t respond.
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Colzou
5 years
How ironic that Altuve sent these clowns home packing once again!.
@DannyVietti
Danny Vietti
5 years
Yankees fans with a "Fu** Altuve" chant. After all that went on with Greinke yesterday, this is such crap. Learn how to be a fan while respecting the players at the same time. Be better. #ALCS
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5 years
@GiraffeNeckMarc Amir Garrett. Don’t @ me.
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4 years
@Jim37922171 @KnicksNation @WorldWideWob Gotta love that Nets culture.
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Colzou
3 years
Me after Dexter Lawrence jumped offsides
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Colzou
8 years
@BradyToCooks @Drew_Welsh @BleacherReport @B_Good_Son @OrleansDarkwa @OttoLewis_ Dancing is sus? I think we're forgetting who's QB wears uggs
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6 months
@Jolly_Olive I think Blackburn forgot he was playing with a real MLB MIF behind him. He looks shocked on some of these DP’s lol.
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4 months
@mikemayer22 Masyn Winn had 3 outs above average. What the fuck do these people watch?.
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3 years
@jimothyjelly @BrettCWilliams @javeauriel You’re a better person than me. I wouldn’t be able to engage through the uncontrollable laughter of someone replying to this by starting with “my parents paid for my college”.
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5 years
@LukeGrant7 Hot take: Yankee fans might be the most insecure fan base in sports.
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@NYGDaily Love when the refs reward QB’s on shitty throws. Brutal.
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3 years
@PWDAvalanche @CapFriendly @nhlupdate Islanders fan here… he’s been fantastic in every game he’s played for us this season. Always noticeable during his shifts. Should be playing every night over at least 2 guys in our lineup. A team would be stupid not to claim him ASAP.
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9 months
@SNYtv I live in NC and will buy tickets for rangers fans for an extra $25 fee.
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4 years
@JMD1082 @mikemayer22 Prospects are cool. World Series Parades are cooler.
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1 year
@KayceSmith Do you get extra in your salary for glazing Deion so hard?.
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4 years
@TheKnicksWall Too much for Noel. I can live with the burks deal. Probably gonna be another underwhelming year of free agency:.
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4 years
The Garden might actually collapse. 48 minutes of prison yard bully ball!!!.
@KnicksFanTv
Knicks Fan TV 🏀🎥📺🏁
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15k strong 👊🏿. MSG will be rockin! How we feeling today Knicks fans?! #knicksfantvfbf
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@JzZane @WrestlingHumble Great workers, but both need something fresh. The skipping and clapping shit is just not entertaining anymore. A heel run wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.
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@stoolgambling @TomScibelli Gifted a team with 6 sub 700 OPS in the lineup and the Mets are still on their mind. Sad.
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4 years
@NYIslesNation DP has the same amount of cups to be fair.
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@JeffPassan Are the Mets not 16-4 in their last 20?.
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2 years
@metsin032000 @genymets @Underdog__MLB Pressure makes diamonds.
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8 months
@BarstoolBigCat I’m convinced I can scam Jerry out of 10k saying someone he knows has been arrested and he needs to pay over the phone to bail them out.
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Colzou
11 years
@JoeSantagato Instagram, there's about 20 ways to go from a double bagger to a solid 8 or 9.
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Colzou
8 years
AND STILLLL. The only guy to beat Brady in the big game
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4 years
@Jared_Carrabis Dodger fans looking to lead the league in opposing fans permanently disabled again.
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4 years
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7 years
@Brostyleoffense @carolineflocka @teamrichmond_33 @gabby_pollock Well my man nick clearly wasn't grasping the concept. Is the NFL and slavery the best comparison? No. But, is her concept right? Extremely.
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