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@carolineflocka
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7 months
also while ur all here lemme give y’all my google drive folder w mental health resources/worksheets etc 🌸 not for diagnostic purposes obv but i have my psych degree/masters in health science (in mental health) so if u want anymore resources lemme know 🐯…
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@carolineflocka
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by a WHAT
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Do you know what to do if you're bitten by a tarantula hawk wasp?
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@carolineflocka
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imagine going to home depot to buy a hammer and hearing azealia banks' voice from 20 aisles away and wondering if you're hallucinating
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Azealia Banks weighs in on Cardi B vs Akbar V, JT, Maliibu Miitch , and everyone else; and she speaks on Nicki Minaj
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if all plantation owners were racist, why were 100% of their slaves black?
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. @TuckerCarlson : "If the [ @NFL ] owners are racist, why are 70% of their employees black?"
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@carolineflocka
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but when the world needed them most, they vanished
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@carolineflocka
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her kids when they ask for a glass of water in the middle of the night and they see her tryna order hydrogen and oxygen atoms on instacart
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She’s kinda living my dream not gonna hold you
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lemony snicket helped save my life when i was super depressed at 15 and mailed him a short story i wrote n he loved it and sent me a letter and a copy of his unreleased book n personally helped me w my writing for yrs and the story ended up published in a scholastic anthology :’)
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share a piece of lore about yourself
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hear me out
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im actually crying bc why did she bring these jc penney antics into a home depot omg????
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@carolineflocka
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can't relate i went to middle school
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me trying to figure out how the electoral college works
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rt if you didn't notice and don't care
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All of Taylor Swift's social media accounts are gone and people are freaking out
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"if women don't want to be with a man why don't they just say so?"
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Meredith Hight filed for divorce from her husband in July. Last night he fatally shot her and 7 of her friends
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@carolineflocka
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my name is Junie B. Jones and the B stands for “boys will be boys” is just a concept to excuse repulsive behavior and absolve men of their responsibility for their actions and men should be offended by the idea that engaging in these behaviors is inherent in their manhood
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@carolineflocka
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my heart almost shut off
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BREAKING: Multiple women have accused Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson of playing the exact same character in every movie. Johnson has denied the allegations. #TimesUp
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@carolineflocka
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black people when they arrived in the north after leaving the south during the great migration
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ive never been able to take batman seriously bc of those lil ears on his mask
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“ed sheeran looks like an imaginary friend” is still the funniest shit ive seen in at least 5 years
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four presidents were literally killed
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Donald Trump says: "No politician in history… has been treated worse or more unfairly"
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can twitter make a facial recognition mute feature so i can have peace
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This court case really got Tekashi 69 in his thoughts...👀😩 @6ix9ine
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it blows my mind that y’all find literally any possible way to pit women against each other please seek help
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ive been either incoherent intoxicated or both for about 45% of my life and ive yet to stab anyone so
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Lawyer says UMD stabbing suspect was intoxicated and incoherent
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“how can a woman be president if women can’t control their emotions?”
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To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
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i need to know who wrote the exchange on that svu episode when the medical examiner said she found semen in the victim’s throat and ice-t very seriously said “the bastard didn’t even let her gargle”
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is mercury still in retrograde or are my current circumstances actually my fault
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imagine waking up from a ten year coma today and seeing this
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Great meeting with @KimKardashian today, talked about prison reform and sentencing.
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just post your pic and go, chelsea
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scorpios knowing that even if we were your worst relationship you’ll still respond to our unprovoked “thought of you today! hope you’re well :)” texts until the day u die
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the bar for corporate praise is so low it’s underground
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For the first time in its history, Starbucks is giving all of its baristas sick leave
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@hawillisdc 9 out of 10 stoners aren’t correct about anything
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forgetting your phone at home is a mistake being a sexual predator for decades is not
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Harvey Weinstein responds to sexual assault allegations: "We all make mistakes"
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feminism doesn't mean that stupid women don't exist, charlie
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Why isn't the feminist left celebrating @SarahHuckabee becoming press secretary? Obama never had a woman press sec. First in many years!
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can i block teamsnapchat
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this isn't even my best work smh y'all fake
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"im done with edm im over it"
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@Moraysarecool @stefanyypackk emotionally i can't even deal with that right now
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the fact that steve bannon genuinely believes that white people are the superior race while he has the nerve to look like this
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my mind must have repressed my memory of camp rock bc i *swear* it wasn’t this bad
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im 28 years old n that man will forever be my favorite author idc!! we talked so much about mental health and he was so kind and took the time to read everything i wrote and gave me thoughtful feedback n was truly one of the most positive people in my life for years 🥹
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no let’s talk about it bc i think about this regularly
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then let them die. next.
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‘It’s heartbreaking’: Physician says patients regularly refuse to be treated by non-white doctors
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hi again! i made a google drive folder for the mental health worksheets i shared before so anyone can see them! healing is a journey-not a destination-and even the smallest steps can save lives
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no one: adam driver:
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who's more dangerous a trans student minding their business and trying to learn or a transphobic child with pepper spray
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NC school board lets kids carry pepper spray in case they encounter trans students:
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do people realize that free speech doesn't protect you from getting punched in the throat
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me when the airbnb host has a $64796524.50 cleaning fee for a $120/night room
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out of context hannah montana
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are trump supporters this stupid for attention or are they serious
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LMAO they have jlo at the inauguration singing in spanish this has been a rough day for white supremacists
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@Joshasaurus_Rex @smittywasnumba1 @makiahimani so your receipts are your memories from one (1) sociology class we love a scholar
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no bc the second u hear me say “should i get a red bull vod omg” and start giggling please send me home immediately
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if your preferred drink on a night out is a vodka red bull, i literally am so scared of you like you have nothing to lose
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im crying he said
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Progressive ass opp
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joe is a serial killer
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nellies is down HORRENDOUS LMAO
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@ straight boys who are scared to go to gay bars bc they dont wanna get hit on by people they arent interested in: i wonder what thats like
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red jumpsuit apparatus discussed domestic violence in face down more than the entire republican party has throughout history
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my resting bitch face is so bad my professor interrupted herself in class to ask if i was upset with her
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are these animals in a group chat
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5-year-old boy recovering in Denver hospital after being attacked by mountain lion, official says.
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@teamrichmond_33 @gabby_pollock not letting the point go over your head costs $0.00
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imagine being this fucking stupid
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Let's hope @nike isn't sending a message to jihadis & suicide bombers to "just do it"
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genuine question for people who bash islam by claiming to be concerned that hijabs are a dangerous manifestation of sexism and oppression: how do you feel about nuns?
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hillary clinton did not spend her life in politics to be compared to a handbag saleswoman
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Is Ivanka Trump the new Hillary Clinton in the White House?
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the adderall shortage suddenly forcing thousands of people to pay hundreds of dollars on vyvanse the same year the patent is set to expire is very….interesting……some might even say it’s fascinating
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crazy how natural selection hasn't deleted slow walkers from the equation
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we know these spooky bitches could’ve stopped thanos
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“let that sink in”—y’all when you say the most basic and obvious shit ive ever heard in my entire life
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the kentucky derby seems racist but i can’t prove it
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write my name down
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Omarosa: Trump campaign keeping list of enemies
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people who say 'wanderlust' are in my top 4 least favorite genres of people
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one time a club closed but we weren’t tired so i yelled “i don’t wana go home i wana pop my pussy” on a sidewalk and a woman slithered by and told us to go to a random warehouse with no address so we went at 4 am and in that moment i realized i don’t give a fuck about my life
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that's what y'all get for charging me $3675 for a choker
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He must be new.
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the fact that people say a woman can't be president bc we're too dramatic and emotional while trump yells at nordstrom via twitter
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hello friends if ur having a rough time managing ur mental illness/can't see a therapist or don't feel comfortable seeing one i made a folder of mental health worksheets that have been incredibly helpful so if u want me to send it ur way u can dm me ur email address! ily all
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professor utonium accidentally adding too much chemical x and ruining mojo jojo’s life
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JoJo Siwa and North West making slime
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hope white supremacists stabbing themselves becomes trendy
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White dude who claimed a Black guy stabbed him because of his haircut admits that he lied and stabbed himself
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this is white on white crime
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Coachella is suing Urban Outfitters.
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me when i opened my eyes for the first time and realized i wasn’t in the womb anymore
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This is real bad
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this picture has been haunting me for years
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until she looks me in the eyes and says this to my face this is fake news
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Meryl Streep wants @amyschumer to portray her in a biopic
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Please stop trying to kill poor people
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Because my kids don’t think of me as an emoji guy, I go crazy on emojis whenever we text. 🇺🇸👍🎉😂❤😊🔥💯☘ #WorldEmojiDay
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i couldnt be famous fr bc ain’t no way y’all are asking her to take time out of her day to delete a tweet from 2019 with song lyrics from 2010 when y’all know damn well white people didn’t know about diddy’s crimes until like last year
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wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy
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spy kids 2 writers room went crazy with “do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he’s created?”
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does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?
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can anyone ever just ask how my day’s going
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men get told they have cooties by their 1st grade crush and talk about it in their manifesto when they shoot up the school 10 years later
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@_malayzha Exactly. Men are the logical thinkers of were being honest
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@Maxrex1817 @tinaqueen_15 what did you gain from this
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her kids when they ask for a glass of water in the middle of the night and they see her tryna order hydrogen and oxygen atoms on instacart
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idc mariah carey had the best diss of all time w obsessed... eminem was shook
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me finally rolling out of bed after a 3 week long depressive episode and making it all the way to the kitchen
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here i come world
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nobody: svu: ncis: chicago pd: criminal minds: we believe we’re looking for a white male-
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this is betsy devos' america
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meghan markle could literally develop the cure for cancer and stop child sex trafficking around the globe and give every person on earth $3 million and the british media would still be like “i thought that gold digging monkey wench wanted her privacy?” and it’s so embarrassing
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st patricks day is my favorite holiday because i love watching white people somehow manage to appropriate their own culture
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a few years ago my white roommate didnt wash her hair for a few days and was shocked by how nice it looked so when i told her that it was okay to not wash your hair everyday she was so relieved to hear that and it was a nice moment for us but now she has dreads and i blame myself
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which chris brown song impacted y’all so much that you would die for him? was it run it? Help me understand
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if someone says a guy from georgetown prep assaulted them then a guy from georgetown prep assaulted them and that’s that on that
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daily reminder for people who stay ignorant by choice
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she walked so 7 rings could run
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nobody: shawn mendes and camilla cabello:
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advice before you respond and put your sad lack of critical thinking skills on display: don't
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