thechanceband
@TheChanceBand
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Dad, cobbler, breakfast enthusiast. Used to have a band, the name just kinda stuck. Now I tweet and make shoes.
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I made these shoes. Fucking unreal to see my work on the feet of my favorite fighter, on this night of all nights. You’re a real one
@DustinPoirier
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#ufc302
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@Tiffany_Gomas
@BarstoolBigCat
@hen_ease
@MrJerryOC
: “bing bong hanky Tiffany likes the cue ball look”
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@AmiriKing
I’m going to assume narcissism was involved in him ending up looking exactly like her.
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@CollinRugg
He doesn’t realize he’s in a presidential motorcade and they shut down the highways for him so he thinks they solved traffic lol
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So when I was a kid my mom was a private investigator.
She and her boss spent years working on the OJ Simpson case. I would often help by transcribing the dictation of the investigation so I became very familiar with the details of the case.
Their investigation found fairly
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@ComicDaveSmith
They wouldn’t hire this guy to be a Walmart greeter but we’re expected to be okay with him having the nuke codes?
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@VivaLaStool
To be fair he could be telling the truth, despite being a salesman for the company, Mintzy doesn’t know how to set the watch.
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@EverythingOOC
Japanese joinery is actually an unbelievably cool subject, I bet they didn’t even use nails in that thing.
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@ChaelSonnen
I bet it’s a Leon issue. He wants to wait 9-14 more months before fighting again.
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@BenTheBaneDavis
Yeah, I don’t think he knows you’re supposed to stand and bang after you point to the ground.
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@ninamdrama
@ufc
@danawhite
I’d rather see oil daddy get slippery and wait 1 more week before he announces Leon vs Belal.
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@JonnyBones
There’s a sad little man in England that cries and threatens to quit watching mma when cards aren’t to his liking that would call it gay.
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@SugaSeanMMA
@Cobratate
As someone who’s battled with it my whole life, it’s not possible to be depressed at the gym. That’s why the depression tries to stop you from going.
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@_willcompton
Devin Hester would have scored 25 TD a year. Great opportunity for the 3 phase of the game to develop.
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@DovySimuMMA
I think he’s well liked. I’ve really only seen people shit in him about his comedy but usually just sad pathetic men that are jealous of his success (it’s me, I’ve done it.)
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@CollinRugg
Loved the vape hit and shit talk before he got scared of his fiancé saying she was going to kill him and he runs away.
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Guess she’s never heard of Elton John, David Bowie, Teagan and Sara, T.A.T.U, George Michaels, Sam Smith, Little Richard and like 100 other gay / lesbian pop stars.
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@ComicDaveSmith
Benghazi? Also love that “she” (whoever runs her account) ask a question then turns off comments.
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Course warden isn’t going to be happy with them driving off the path like that.
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@McGregorRousey
As soon as he started charging him it was over. You don’t run up on hands like that and expect to stay awake.
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@ryanmarvell86
@HappyPunch
That’s what I’m saying. Dude has no idea how wrong he is. A flyweight would rip his leg off in under a min. A heavyweight would remove him from reality.
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@funnydavidlucas
Then they’ll be mad at you for that. Can’t win might as well just give in and marry
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