marlon wayans
@MarlonWayans
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4 booking WILLIAM RODRIGUEZ at STATE ART INSTAGRAM @marlonwayans see me LIVE WILD CHILD COMEDY TOUR
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Joined March 2009
WE’RE BACK!!! After nearly 20 years, the Wayans brothers are finally going to give the fans what they’ve been asking for… a return to the SCARY MOVIE franchise! We’re looking forward to having fun on the big screen again.
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I hope i lose EVERY FOLLOWER that is ignorant, smal and full of hate. I don’t fuck with that type of energy. Let’s just keep 100. I don’t fuck with you so don’t fuck with me. Respects #bye.
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I’m sorry cleveland. I’m sad i could not be there this weekend. I RARELY cancel. My dad passed and under the circumstances i need to send him off and be with my family. And honestly, i NEED ME right now. See you may 18-20 I’ll even add shows just because. I love u all.
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See @djvlad this is the moment you’ve been begging for i asked you to LEAVE ME ALONE. Let it go. But you want to kick a bee’s nest. You can’t compete with me bro, I AM LEGEND. And occasionally I’ll come off the throne to spar with pions like you. Keep going. There’s levels to.
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It's here! Watch the trailer for my new movie #FiftyShadesOfBlack NOW & see it in theaters January 29!
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Mental health. Black people PLEASE UNPACK. We are so strong but everybody has to unpack their feelings. We are so used to holding them in… FUCK THAT! Talk to a professional. We need that.
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I’m sad. Broken. Hurt. yet extremely grateful to God that i got to spend 5 years of my life working with one of the funniest sweetest wisest humblest loving man johnwitherspoon you were my tv dad and my mentor and…
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Dear Mexicans and the rest of the world. I am so sorry. This idea of a wall is a disgrace to america and humans. He's not my president.
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@djvlad Is any of that funny tho?🤔 so now you exploit blacks and punch down gays? Tsk tsk. You want to be hated by EVERYONE i see. Vlad nobody wants you. Your on dick won’t let you touch it. It metoo’d you.
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@djvlad You mad? You unprofessional my guy. If you don’t like the number keep it moving. You look BAD. You should fall back. mad at a black man stating his number? And now you go public and use your platform to try to drag me. I never in my life dealt with this silly negotiating tactic.
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I say it again FUCK YO SENSITIVITIES. let’s get back to living loving laughing.
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Dear fans… nah fuck that… friends,.I appreciate all of the love and prayers for our family. We are bonded and United in love and honor of our beautiful strong father. Lucky us… he was what the world needed. I hope every man can be a Howell Wayans. He made his boys good men.
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Yo @djvlad you asking EVERYONE about MY price. It’s CRAZY. This is the most attention you’ve gotten in YEARS. There’s good press and there’s bad press. You losing to a legend. I’m a people’s champ. Take the L.
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😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈. First off, they’re GROWN! They do what they wish with their body. Second of all your GAYCIST AF. 3rd and MOST IMPORTANTLY… F*@k OFF!.
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This is why we don’t f*ck w/ you @djvlad you a lame. I ain’t the first but thus may be your last. We pulling that beard back today fella. EXPOSED.
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Black men STAY AWAY FROM VLAD!!!! He a fed. Listen Ron his interviews. He’s trying to pit us up against each other. He’s starting beefs in our community and informing at the same times. This is NOT an interview it’s an INTERROGATION.
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I just saw @MileyCyrus titty in my eyes she's always a baby . I feel dirty. like Jared from Subway.
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Robin Williams. Eddie Murphy! Richard I do it all. one day they’ll see that until then… just do your best. Grateful to be i a journey of preparation… i ain’t made it yet.
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@djvlad I see why you don’t show your face it’s ugly. That ugly ass beard shit don’t look real. You look like you’re in disguise. Shit look like you take it on off like some mr potato’s head shit.
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Hey @djvlad I’m gonna do EVERYONE ELSE’s platform except yours. Starting with who who hate first! @ClubShayShay interview coming soon. WILD CHILD TOUR coming to a city near you for tix ….
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And before you turn him in please PUNCH THIS MOTHERFUCKER in his chest a few 1,000 times.
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Go to fb and my Instagram @MarlonWayans to see my sister @kimwayans entire HILARIOUS sketch #missnenita #govote2020 I’m literally 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 directed by @shawn_wayans
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@djvlad So yes this has become about race. You trying to turn us into crabs in a barrel. I see your angle now. I watched you play your hand. You want us to talk shit, beef and tear each other down while you sit back and make money. Meanwhile you don’t even show your face.
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Hey @djvlad you are waaaaaay too HATED by the URBAN COMMUNITY to F* with ME. I’m loved you ain’t. Watch the video… where’s your face?! Mas you couldn’t exploit me? How much the govt paying you Brody? Hope it’s at least 40k
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Fuck sensitive people. So tired of these sensitive ass muhfuckas. Y’all have no place around opinionated people.
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Did yall see Detroit Lions vs the Referees? Great game. The refs won.
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Great interview on a great platform @ClubShayShay s/o @ShannonSharpe a good dude… tight sweats and lil bags and all😂🐐legendary sit down
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And I hope u all pray for @kanyewest too. He's not just an artist but he's a father, a son a husband and above human. Get well soon.
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U can’t paint @BOOSIEOFFICIAL as a monster. That man is father that provides. I believe him, his daughter and God will figure this out. It took me. A second. Give their family grace and time. This is growing pain. She know her daddy loves her. That’s all that matters. He may come.
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I woke up this morning & i prayed 4 @kanyewest although slavery was NOT A CHOICE. LOVE IS. So please choose love, choose healing, choose stregnth, choose mercy, choose GOD! All he needs is to do do is embrace humility. Stop worshiping the false idol (himself) and worship GOD.
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I was sad all night. Woke up@this morning and wanted to laugh so i watched this video of us Pops. Such a good time. So glad we made this classic show together. Kinda love what we do. These episodes allow us to live…
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@TiffanyHaddish @TheRoot To be honest New Year’s Eve sets are haaaaard as fuck! I had a weird ass ending to my show last night too. Stopped mid joke to do countdown then. GOOD NIGHT.
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This is me in the bedroom. Shiiiit I made 2 babies like this. The washing machine move got me the boy! 😂
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Dear boxing, this is an atrocity. What fight were the judges watching?????!!!! This fight was an…
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Some say The Wayans Bros wasn’t funny. and to think we never got a final episode. Physical comedy is so under appreciated art form. Happy 20th bday #wayansbros. What was your favorite episode? . Go see the full video on my IGTV. -
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This is a despicable act of blatant prejudice. This is a stain on our country. If u voted for this fucker slap the shit out of yourself.
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@KevinHart4real & @TheRealMikeEpps "you boys stop it! Stop it now hear! Sound in' like 2 heathens"! * in my concerned black mother voice.
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I appreciate @AndrewYang take on @Shanemgillis we have to stop the punitive damages that happens to comedians when they some dumb shit. Yes we can be more responsible BUT sometimes we say STUPID SHIT In order to be funny. Please forgive us in advance. #1stamendment.
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@TiffanyHaddish @TheRoot And this too shall pass. We all bomb baby. ThTs a part of the journey. Embrace it. The same shit you bombed with you’ll get standing ovations for later. Love you.
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If this is how @UnitedAirlines_ treats their first class customers…. I’d rather fly any competitor coach. Sorry KC I’m gonna miss tonight’s shows due to a United gate agent who probably hated white chicks.
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No words. You know what it is. My bro, my pop, my idol… love you more than a post. Always your baby bro. thank you for teaching us all that we can DREAM
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I thought what the cast of @HamiltonMusical said to our new VP was respectful inclusive and classy. I don't see the "harassment".
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So great meeting this Brazilian comedic brother @whindersson I’m a fan of his work and a friend of his person. Great guy. Look for a collaborationsoon. @netflixbrasil we have something to pitch you already. Having…
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What’s your New Year’s resolution? Christian Black has some suggestions. #FiftyShadesOfBlack in theaters Jan 29!
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The FUCK is wrong with people?! If you can’t control your sex addiction i suggest you cut your dick off but don’t go around killing innocent people.
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Hate is disease that lies in the the hearts of the insecure and ungodly. Get that fucking poison out your soul and find your greatest u in light and in love.
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I’m in. Beautiful happy space in my life. God is great.
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Man . no words. Too soon. #ripkobebryant you’re inspiration to us all. Tenacity, determination, confidence, killer instinct, unbelievable work ethic and the will to work yourself into greatness. You’re gone but…
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24 years ago today the wayans bros show premiered. We were 21 & 23 year old kids from@the projects of Manhattan that created, exec produced, and starred in our very own sitcom. We were…
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LOU IS BACK! Check out the new season of BEL AIR. Great scene @keeshasharp directed the ish out this
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This song was made for you @djvlad BOOM💥 GAME OVER. And we all chant “THEY NOT LIKE US! THEY NOT LIKE US”! *crip walk ensues
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Nah marlon just FUNNY. Don’t try to drag our classic into yall bullshit argument. We told a good joke. do you know who loves white chicks the most? WHITE CHICKS.
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This president gets along with NOBODY! he’s hurting this country. He’s killing our alliances overseas. He will go down as the worst EVER!.
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This is big of you @jimmykimmel i believe the eastcoast/westcoast beef could’ve been squashed with this same kind of tweet.
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Is ANYFUCKINGBODY IN OUR WHITE HOUSE OR CONGRESS PLANNING ON TAKING ACTION TO TIGHTEN GUN LAWS!!!! How many mass shootings must we endure before something is done to minimize this?!?!??.
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Check out my 4th comedy special GOOD GRIEF on @PrimeVideo . Rate my specials… which is your favorite. 1. WOKEISH.2. YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS.3. GOD LOVES ME.4. GOOD GRIEF
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Why @djvlad beard made from Sesame Street fur. His beard be singing. “It’s Elmo’s wooooooorld”
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I get on @Shots just to watch @FloydMayweather's videos that's all. Oh and mine. And @justinbieber fuck it I just like @shots.
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Dear HBCU students and faculty DO NOT BE THE FIRST TO TRY OUT THIS VACCINE. We are not guinea pigs. Remember the Tuskegee experiment. I love y’all. I attended an HBCU. we ain’t lab rats fuck that.
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Dear Black people PLEASE GO OUT AND VOTE! So many have died and sacrificed for us to have that right. Don't waste it! GO VOTE!.
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Such a wonderful actor. Could play anyone. Love bro. What a beautiful spirit and artist #ripchadwickboseman🖤 kiss God and my mom and loved ones. #toosoon #legend
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Comedians say dumb shit. forgive us in advance. it’s not an assault or an attack it’s just our job. We have to go in dark caves and find humor. That’s the beauty of comedy.
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When i first started twitter i used to focus on the negative comments and always give that my attention. Now all i care to pay attention to is those that love and support me. Brush hate to the side give love your attention.
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Now i see why he told the proud boys stand back. 🤦🏽♂️ always protecting his people.
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Great interview on a great platform @ClubShayShay s/o @ShannonSharpe a good dude… tight sweats and lil bags and all😂🐐legendary sit down . Wild Child Comedy tour get tix
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Another school shooting. Those brave Parkland kids march, protested, yelled and cried. OUR GOVERNMENT DID NOTHING! This shit doesn’t happen anywhere else in the world like this. When do we tighten these gun laws. Poor kids can’t even go to school in peace.
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You wanna grow rapidly in life? Remember it’s always you. never them. When you look to you to resolve your issues YOU GROW. If u look to place blame you will relieve yourself of the gift of the lesson.
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Thank u all for the bday wishes. It’ll take me until Xmas to thank everyone individually so I’ll just say loud and clear for yall to hear THANK YOU ALL I LOVE U TOO.
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How bout this. I’m gonna #takeknee at home during the Anthems until this asshole is out of office. #fuckouttahere #nobodylikesyou.
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Happy Halloween 🎃 nobody likes dressing up as much as i do!
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Maaaaan, not to “kick” a brother when he’s down… BUT we predicted this shit exactly. When art imitates life then LIFE actually happens. Shit! We were way ahead of our time. #thesejustjokes let’s laugh again
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