You’re out in public and need to blow your nose, where do you go to do so? Next question — you’re out in public, where is the worst possible place to develop a renewed sense of smell? Checkmate, atheists

RT @2007warpedtour: when my baseball team loses 1 out of 162 games

RT @negro_milano:

@DeseretBrat Bro is like 2-3 inches taller than you max

@DailyLoud

@AndrewLeezus I hope this creates a vibe shift. Tough game at some points, incredibly fun at others

@treblewoe Yes, it is duct tape, but…

@Suns The Jazz are 12-36 bruh

@SaeedDiCaprio > “he’s a nazi” > literally shrinking the government These two are entirely incongruent

@IGN Like, you’re lying to yourself if you think “Zelda dodgeball” would be better than another 2D adventure with the same spirit as majoras mask Fake fan

@frogmoney420 Good thing I have a picture from inside the house, so I can use information from said picture to locate and get inside the house

@pigshitsonballs At what? Golf?

@michelle_byoung See, we on the right view these people the same way you on the left should view drag queens being naked in front of children.

@KDTrey5 Kevin we know you’re elite man Being 25-25 hurts right now though because you and Book are too legendary for that record

@reddit_lies Canada 1 (one) day after Canadians *try* to burn down the white house in this day and age

@sarahcstock They can continue to seeth, they are so wrong though

Greatest Phoenix Sun of all time @DevinBook

@mcuban > “Elon is on a mission to protect brand Elon” > every single thing Elons done in the last two weeks has people hating him more than Trump Sure mark

@ChelloBoss Devin Booker is the suns franchise, legendary players want to come to him, not vice versa

@diornike5 @BleacherReport