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Hello Shane, these are my two Division I conference championship rings. I would ask to see yours but idk if they have a program at clown college
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@ViktorKagan
Bro you're paying Ivy league tuition and they're using a canola/olive blend?????? Tragic
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@Lubchansky
I once saw an Orthodox teen hauling ass on a lime scooter as the last flickers of sunlight danced over the tops of the buildings and I think of him often
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NARDWUAR: Now tell me Eddie, who is *extremely enunciated* Yoshinarry Ogahwah?
EDDIE KINGSTON: Bro who is this guy? How do you know about Yoshinari Ogawa? And how I used to rent his tapes on 163rd in the Bronx?? Bro this guy is crazy
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@pattymo
It's actually deeply sad that something which is ostensibly a normal night anyone with friends has had a million times is such a flashpoint for this guy
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Telling my kids this is Bryan Keith
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@nkulw
Will Stancil continuously tweets with the affect of a youth misled by his older brother's friend, but in this case the older brother's friend is Henry Kissinger
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@pattymo
ok ngl "caprese hold the tomatoes" is one of the funniest things i've ever heard in my life. Hello could i have a BT sandwich please
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Tenryu, the people love... The people love Tenryu. You know he's not allowed to do the punch? They say he can't do the punch but he does the punch. Wow. And the enziguiri, and the powerbomb. But people say he can't do the punch
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@cullenthecomic
Literally the last thing I did before lockdown started in March 2020 was go to a jeopardy audition at the radisson in Playa Del Rey and there was a guy who did copyright enforcement law for Universal Studios who played the clarinet in an all lawyer band
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ELAINE: I might go out with him again, but...
JERRY: But?
ELAINE: I found out his DVDVR name
GEORGE: they have NO RESPECT for (bad NY accent) Shawn Michaels
JERRY: and?
ELAINE: he's a Kurt Angle truther
JERRY raises hands in disgust
KRAMER: you ever heard of Yoshiaki Yatsu
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@pengpeng_xiao
Seems like it exacerbates many of the problems in the discipline, which is that those with access to elite institutions still have it and talented people from "lesser" places get crowded out worse. How could this be an expectation in a field where junior faculty have 0-3 pubs?
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This video was generated using OpenAI's powerful new Sora text-to-video model
Prompt: what if dudes were allowed to rock
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@justinboldaji
Aside from the fact that it could be literally anyone, how would it not occur to him that they could just talk to each other
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@SAMOYEDWAVE
The counterfactual to this is tearfully putting a snack in your backpack knowing that future you will find it and get an amazing gift
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@adamjohnsonCHI
People want things to be complicated because it's the only way they can reconcile what they purport their worldview to be vs. its material reality
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@jesawyer
Hot take but turning off the turn-based feature in tic-tac-toe really creates a more actionably robust user experience
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@togneter
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Everyone knows that if you could even see fentanyl with bare eyes it would blind you instantly
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@timjacobwise
Nothing screams antiracism and left praxis like digging your heels in and not listening to young people of color on the most pivotal election of their lifetimes lol
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@dee_of_e
Byung-Hul Chan be like "these women posters (postenwimmin) advocate for an inwardly violent revisionism of dialectic thougt (göönencaven)
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@Grabaka_Hitman
I think a 48-47 score for either guy is acceptable. The commentary is a complete joke.
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A bunch of porno mags:
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@murderxbryan
My Instagram name is Scottstappofficial and one time the mushroom head guy DMed me and was like "bro get the band back together you had lightning in a bottle"
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Cody: cosplaying as a fascist guy he thinks is a hero
Seth Rollins: trying to do the same thing as his wife for no reason and doing it way worse
Rock: why does he need a replica title
Roman Reigns: hottest guy alive, comes out to DVD menu theme
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@violentlyepic
jesus died for your sins so you could sandbag the ROM on those side lunges and take up an oly platform doing that?
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There is no more erotic thought in the world than vintage Susan Sarandon wearing nothing but the Simpsons letterman jacket
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Harry Styles looks like he's about to team with Gran Hamada and Naniwa against Kaentai DX
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@lukeoneil47
Classic New England guy who you think works at your school but just like hangs out with the super and security guys
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@ConnorSouthard
Never once in my college life did I see a disoriented man who wanted to fight
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@merrittk
Why don't you just spend a ton of money to learn to do one of the technical skills that people are desperately trying to automate and that also makes you want to tear your eyes out because it's way worse than just entering your mind palace and drinking a soda
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DICK VRIJ: hallo everyone I'm pømped to compete at the next BINGS fight! 👊👊
VOLK HAN: BINGS
HANS NIJMAN: BINGS
CHRIS DOLMAN: BINGS
GROM ZAZA: BINGS
高阪剛: ビングズ
前田日明 (Maeda Akira) has changed the name of the group chat to "FIGHTING NETWORK BINGS"
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This Chargers/Raiders game is a work and a testament to the highs that only sports entertainment can bring
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Keith Lee should win the FTW belt and rename it the Copulate the Macrosphere title
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I just can't anymore with my reactionary relatives.... My uncle is at the dinner table literally claiming that Marxism is a non-starter due to its original sin of Promethean anthropocenic essentialism 😭😭😭
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Unironically the only US media figure who is brave enough to shed light on these war crimes on a national platform is Sir Charles Barkley
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@wrestlingbubble
Things are not allowed to be cool, or simply to even be, anymore. What if CM Punk just thought this was a cool song and had never even come out to it in the guard armories of yore
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@dee_bee_h
Someone should literally release Death of the Author verbatim under a different title and author and just fucking see what happens
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@G3RRYT
David naming all of Rietzl's morphs and being correct is an all-time PT coverage moment
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Thought this woman's last name was Sword of Life
Ashley Sword of Life became the first woman to coach a team to a National Duals Championships. Here's the celebration and the speeches afterward.
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Donald Trump has one hour to make the 265 pound weight limit
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@murderxbryan
Bryan as a loyal fan I gotta say it is absolutely crazy that you looked like this, drank Jello shots recreationally, and were somehow not even abreast of ska until like two months ago
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I know it comes from a good place but when people find out you're an ex Division 1 wrestler and they ask you if you're an All-American it's like asking an NFL practice squad player if they made the pro bowl. Like hey man did you make your ultimate dream come true oh oh that sucks
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ppl love to shit on Goldberg but there should be an evergreen rule that if someone would be sick in RINGS they aren't a bad wrestler. and Goldberg would have been sick as hell in RINGS
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Dear slim, I hit someone with a bullrope yesterday, dunno what to say they just cheered and got out the way. Went for the lariat but I was squintin so I barely saw, wound up too hard and broke Kenta Kobashi's jaw. I hope u get this letter from Japan, from ur
#1
fan, this is Stan
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@pissduggery
Hey planes walkers! ^.^ I'm here to preview my special card, locusborg tomb of locusmawth
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@BoxingBusch
Tony was shaking his head like "I can't believe he finally remembered the jab!!!"
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@callmeCDT
@fart
@BernieSanders
I would love to have an honest conversation between u, Gentleman Threefirstname, and the legions of woman of color who support Bernie without this complaint
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@ByYourLogic
Every gym has one man who is 53 years old and will absolutely snap your ankle in half with a straight foot lock
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@pissduggery
I sat down across from a guy whose playmat was him pinning someone in a wrestling tournament with him labelled "me" and the guy being pinned labelled "you" and i was like "I wrestled at one of the top Division I wrestling programs in the country" then I beat him in two games lmao
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In this house we believe
GUNTHER should be FAT
ASUKA is a JUGGALETTE
DOMINIK would be the 5TH BEST WRESTLER IN THE G1
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Gen Z women are looking for a ‘sexy rat boyfriend’ in latest dating craze: ‘Hot rodent summer’
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This is a half Nelson
Austin O'Connor transitions from a head lever + tight waist to a cement job / cow catcher. Elevates wrist, uses own head to trap the arm, obtains head control & takes him over.
@aoconnor157
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@NCAAWrestling
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@notgojira
Also apt as Dunkies are our shrines, community centers, and the only place people walk to
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@the_waldman
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Daniel, please be the change you wish to see in this world and take it upon yourself to shut up
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Saturday is the culmination of many recent months of hard work but, more importantly, many years of dedication and never giving up. I've trained with HEX and respect him a a ton but he better be ready for the fight of his life
@njpwglobal
@NJPWofAmerica
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@USAWrestling
Sad to see so many disparaging comments here from people who are clearly suffering from extreme cases of ligma
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Tanahashi made me break cause he grabbed my delt and said "very good," watch NJPW Resurgence tonight ya freaks
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How is it medically possible for a man of this carriage to not anatomically have an ass
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@leyawn
waking up in my williamsburg penthouse (6,001 sq ft, private garage, rare 趙無極 art) i can hear my much younger asian gf start teaching her ig pilates class in the solarium. i open twitter and post “ouhhh!!! i’m a stinky little goblin. i have four gold” and fall back asleep
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I'd like to tell you all about a much more important guy who was "carryin cross'" that's right folks, I'm talking about The Sandman
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@Kofie
As an aside I've always loved this meme bc you know it's one of the most joyous and memorable days of these guys' lives and it will live on in perpetuity shared with the masses
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@EoinHiggins_
Personally? I am a steadfast diehard for the ethnopolitical ideology of juche, but I deeply and profoundly love Raytheon
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@jester_game
*2 AM* magic play-eeers that is TIME in the ROUND, active player this is your turn zero and you will have 5 remaining turns to finish the game
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