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Chone Figgins
11 months
@NaeNaeTakes They were calling him washed when he had a wRC+ of 140!
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1 year
@CLF__423 @BleacherReport Bro was 9/14 from three. Tf else he supposed to do—teach Troy Brown and Pat Bev how to make a shot?
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@DavidSacks Cool, but publishing jet info isn’t doxxing. It’s public, easily accessible info. Plus, does not guarantee Elon is actually present in jet. By that standard—does not meet definition of doxxing.
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@CodifyBaseball Giancarlo Stanton line drives would’ve killed men if he was playing during the WW2 era
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@YankeeMetrics My guy. When was the last time in baseball you had a guy hit 30+ HRs and also have a sub 3.30 era?? I will absolutely not normalize Shohei, hes an aberration in the modern era. You won’t see this probably ever again.
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@CespedesBBQ @LSUbaseball .926 OPS is solid but nothing to write hom—oh that’s his SLUGGING
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Chone Figgins
4 years
@lildickytweets Don’t leave him open, his jumper is potent
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Chone Figgins
11 months
@JJettasEra2 @CodifyBaseball You know that’s just because he has low EV right—it doesn’t mean he’s not hitting actual barrels
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@MLBMetrics The league is not ready for Kyle Tucker post shift ban
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Chone Figgins
1 year
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Chone Figgins
2 years
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Chone Figgins
8 months
Bet glitched line on shady book ✅ Arb said glitch line ✅ Publicly post said arb ✅ Shill product ✅ Farm for engagements ✅ Get glitch line voided ✅ Delete post ✅ ✅ ✅
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@CodifyBaseball And people thought he was overrated last year with his 146 wRC+
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Chone Figgins
2 years
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@fuzzyfromyt I’m sorry but Jesus Christ isn’t hitting 40+ bombs with an 11 K/9
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@SmartOne8927 @BenVerlander @ITABaseballPod I promise you that’s in the .01%. 20 seconds is a VERY long time to hold a pause. Even a three look hold is no more than 10 sec
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@DMVskinsgtown @PeteHaileyNBCS You joking right? No chance that team is better than us except in one department—coaching. Ref calls took a total of 11 potential points off the board.
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Chone Figgins
4 years
@NONAMEHERELMAO @SASBurnerAcct Bruh I’m with family in quarantine...could not have picked a worse time
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@Krabs_Bets Assuming these are all -110 standard odds you’d need a 52.38 win% to cover the vig. You’re at 52.78%. So congrats on your ten bucks or whatever—get yourself a bowl at chipotle to celebrate
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@AhaanRungta @Nelson81_ Wrong. This is the correct way to create a better hop/pick for the 1B. Pls don’t talk as if if you have the credentials on a subject you clearly don’t have.
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@kylekuzma Kuz Twitter thread performance:
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@MoniFunGirl @jordonr This isn’t about the vax. It’s not myocarditis so with all due respect please shut the fuck up!
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Chone Figgins
5 months
Forced to shitcap NCAA baseball because the wife won’t let me do arbitrage time :/
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Chone Figgins
5 months
Books will limit you for getting CLV but I just witnessed a guy who was down 40u last month give out a play to his 6 figure following base and steam the line by 2 points.
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Chone Figgins
11 months
@Burnzy006 @CodifyBaseball @RiseUpPHX @RobertFrey40 There isn’t bias. That’s exactly what happens. Batters with two strikes can’t be selective. Batters in hitters counts can. Baseball 101: get ahead in the count.
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Chone Figgins
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@granthpaulsen I feel like a simple lottery would’ve been enough
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Chone Figgins
4 months
@giantsbadgers “Up $400 on me lifetime and I’m still paying you out” bffr lmao Good content
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@HarperNation85 @XSchlough @highlghtheaven Here’s a ratio: my 2 balls to your moms pussy
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Chone Figgins
5 months
@KirkEvans0 Forgot to include the “which team wants it more” parameter into my modeling. No wonder I can’t win.
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@nfIexpert @fuzzyfromyt This is not overrated lol.
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@SubIsPog @highlghtheaven To let my 2nd half under 20.5 cash 😈
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@JoshTaylorFB Lmaoo not you showing a clip in a preseason game against 3rd stringers to support bringing a rookie in during a WC race 😭
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@lilwagontrain @toomuch2100 @dos14_ @BuffaloBills I mean there’s clear evidence of CC occurring in young adults. Also these are the 1% of humans who move faster/hit harder than anyone else in the world. All indications point to CC and to neglect that to push some conspiracy theory is ignorant.
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Chone Figgins
6 months
Betting trend you NEED to know heading into WC weekend 👇🏽: The Buffalo Bills are 5-0 since it became publicly known that Sean McDermott supports Al-Qaeda
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Chone Figgins
1 year
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Chone Figgins
7 months
Cash it—Cheers to those who tailed! 🥂
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Chone Figgins
11 months
The fellas in the cord gave me hate but I absolutely LOVE this play (threw .8u 🫡)
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@heyitsmiller @bwhitty1993 @NateBradySteele No cmon why aren’t there hundreds of guys in the minors throwing 100 mph off the mound and hitting 400 ft nukes the next day? What are these milb execs doing!!
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Chone Figgins
9 months
My sister has never cared about football a day in her life. The Swifties are out of control
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@CentennialConf Maybe if you spent as much time working on a solution as you did that mediocre Mother’s Day graphic, the boys would be playing right now.
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@WestCoast_Jets @Rbiguy123 @BillyTinkleNuts @NFLRookieWatxh Bro acting like Dotson ain’t have Heinicke and Wentz throwing to him 😭
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Chone Figgins
3 months
Twitter cappers giving up a million dollar edge for clout
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Prop Dude
3 months
And if you find a 6 figure edge either find someone to help you make millions or KEEP IT TO YOUR FUCKING SELF
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@ShayneTrail Let’s see a P/L, some ROI, some proof rather than a fucking balance. Don’t come for my man @10inchtomfn
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@FoolishBB B-b-but he’s only hitting .250 this season Bailey! Surely he can’t be that good!
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@DiojiBarkerK9 @BAshbyMD This isn’t the first time it’s ever happened in football. The window for this occurring is so extremely rare—20th of a millisecond, that there simply may not be a big enough NFL sample size. Don’t make this about anything else, cuz it’s not:
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@CodifyBaseball Wasn’t it Bregman who did it not Rendon
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@BarstoolNate @Commanders Bro what? You’d also be paying 50 mil a yr for him. Goodbye Payne, forget stocking up the OL and providing depth on D. Meanwhile you have a guy on a 5th round TEAM FRIENDLY contract with real potential—a cheat code to freeing cap space. Save your money for Payne and OL/LB FA.
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@kflorenz1 @JeffPassan If you swapped judge with Ohtani this season, do you think the angels make the playoffs and the Yankees miss the playoffs? If anything-Ohtani on the Yankees probably provides a better record because he’d help the rotation which has been lackluster the back half of the season
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Chone Figgins
2 months
@losing_bettor @J_rich_10 @robpizzola As George Carlin used to put it: Think of how stupid the average person is, then remember half of them are stupider than that.
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Chone Figgins
5 months
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Chone Figgins
5 months
Totally unrelated but Fanduel gifted out a bottle of champagne (and Super Bowl tix?) to users who lost over a $1,000,00. You’re not gonna believe who FD sent one to.
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Chone Figgins
10 months
RIP Choney’s Fliff account 10/9/23-10/9/23 Gone but not forgotten.
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Chone Figgins
9 months
Genuinely wondering what the point in drafting Gibbs was if you were going to let him watch Montgomery take every rush attempt.
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@Scott7news 50 mil/yr and 2 first round picks? Nah. Howell on a 5th round contract with money available to go to Payne/Allen/Curl/Dotson/OL seems way more viable to me
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@libsoftiktok This is literally the backfire effect. The internet exists. Teenagers* watch* porn. Making sex and gender taboo subjects simply hurts development and understanding down the road. If you normalize something it takes away it’s allure. Weird take if you ask me.
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Chone Figgins
8 months
With only 1.5 months left, the race for “Worst gambling Twitter account of the Year” just got pretty tight. Can’t wait to see how it all shakes out. (award name needs work).
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Chone Figgins
5 months
Stoppable force vs moveable object
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@BlueCheckSRM @DavidSacks Can you provide source where it says passenger ID is being published? Based on my research, it was simply the jet—not flight manifest. Thx
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Chone Figgins
3 months
Fanduel just banned arbitrage time. I’m sick to my stomach.
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Chone Figgins
5 months
Forced to shitcap NCAA baseball because the wife won’t let me do arbitrage time :/
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@Gcarmi21 You can legitimately sign in him on a 5-8 mil deal as a back up and it would be a win—especially if Scott Turner somehow avoids the axe. He’s actually got the 2nd highest winning% as a WSH QB since 2008 (Alex Smith is 1st) he’s a premier QB2.
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@JoshTaylorFB Yeah pal cuz the ACC is the same as the NFL. Love the promise Howell is showing but you and I both know college and NFL defenses are not comparable.
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Chone Figgins
8 months
@GreenfieldMax18 Throwing 68 mph and trying out for D1 is delusional behavior.
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@BluBlood74 Lamar has 97.3 career passer rating. That’s better than Brady, Matt Ryan, Justin Herbert, Matt Stafford and Derek Carr
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Chone Figgins
7 months
Livestreaming yourself arbing is in fact the exact opposite of an infinite money glitch.
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INFINITE MONEY GLITCH WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK 💸💴💸💴
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Chone Figgins
4 years
@ck_yungdaggerd @risorgimento @randylahey23 @CSinz23 @Ballin_Lifee24 @carlitofred @KingJames Wdym...that’s literally what just happened. He was going for a jog and got shot bc he looked like a threat. Get out of your bubble
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Chone Figgins
1 year
Baiting/trolling for clicks becoming a legitimate model in the biz it seems
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Shayne Trail
1 year
CLV is the most pointless metric used in comparison to “success” in the sports betting industry, obtaining CLV indicates you were on the right side, and is just essentially a “pat on the back” that you’re at least competent at selecting the correct position… I firmly believe
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Chone Figgins
9 months
Idk what’s more impressive—the fact this guy can put down 4 dimes on FD or the fact he’s now up 60K thru 11 bets simply fading Trent
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The Daily Hitman
9 months
Fading @BookitWithTrent with Stanford tonight (+340)! Overall record: 7-3 (+$41,508.90) I have zero confidence in this bet but I do believe in magic 🪄
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@PeachOmania @JPFinlayNBCS Because he’s clearly not ready. Plus if he’s your future are you really gonna put him out there behind this OL? Cmon bruh
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@EldricBagman @CooperKupp So I’m confused? You don’t want players to make millions of dollars but will happily give your time/attention/money to the league that pays them?? Weird. You Can’t fault the players for getting what the market seems they’re worth.
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Chone Figgins
4 years
@win_st22 @lildickytweets I think you’re looking at it the wrong way. In a lot of ways, Dave the character is likeable. He’s an underdog that we root for. But he has a drive to be a great rapper and to be successful, and sometimes being confident can get confused with arrogance. So it may push ppl away.
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@Frank_Yourself @BWDBWDBWD Yeah because for 10 years we never had an elite 2 way player. It was easy to compare because it was a “one way” stat used on “one way” players. Then along comes Ohtani-who doesn’t fit the normative one-way player. WAR becomes flawed.
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Chone Figgins
5 months
@JoeysBets
Joey’s Sports Bets
5 months
I have a PhD in Computer Science. I've used my skills to build Algorithm's dedicated to finding winning sports bets. Interested? They're all free. Drop me a follow.
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Chone Figgins
4 months
@EVbetsKS Disagree here KS. Some of the best edges/angles are simple. Here’s a great thread of one such example (a great read, but notice what he says here in the 2nd post). A good bettor doesn’t let that screenshot become public in the first place. Just my take.
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Telemachus
2 years
Quick aside. Why share this now? Rule: Never make an angle like this public if it can be bet somewhere. Someone is betting it. Don't ruin it for them. I've seen this discussed enough on public-ish forums and podcasts to believe it's finally safe to talk about. 2/x
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Chone Figgins
6 months
Her: the fire is dying, can you add some more kindling? Me: Sure thing honey
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Chone Figgins
9 months
@MLBMetrics Fangraphs model undervaluing Os role players/depth
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Chone Figgins
11 months
@SmokeTheBooks I’m noticing a lot of new +EV bettors hold the belief that steamchasing is the only way to make $$. Hey guys—what do you think caused the initial line movement?
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Chone Figgins
5 months
Totally unrelated but Fanduel gifted out a bottle of champagne (and Super Bowl tix?) to users who lost over a $1,000,00. You’re not gonna believe who FD sent one to.
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@MLBRandomStats @PointsBetUSA Fun fact: I messaged their help center after I couldn’t place more than $2 on a wager—come to find out they do it for EVERYONE, meaning they have zero confidence in their lines. At that point just shelf the whole operation
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Chone Figgins
10 months
Big time gamblers mad about public release for openers meanwhile there’s a guy in the +EV community exposing everybody’s bench press and BMI #realproblems #ibench225 #plusevepenguin
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@WashingtonSurge We just lost starting C and OT…and you want to put a guy in that *checks notes* took TWENTY THREE sacks in six games????
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Chone Figgins
9 months
QBs publicly supporting Zach Wilson is the male equivalent of women gassing up their ugly friends in the IG comments
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@SooEffinAWEsome My man. This makes a lot of sense. Think of the opportunity cost. 5th round QB with tools on an extremely team friendly contract. Money saved that can go to Payne/OL. Take a QB late in the draft for camp competition. If Howell clearly isn’t NFL material, 24’ is loaded with QBs.
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Chone Figgins
1 year
The trucks were backed up. Not too shabby.
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Chone Figgins
1 year
A couple updates: The “Pitcher K prop unders vs Nats” experiment is currently 4-1 👀 I backed the trucks up for the US open this weekend. Will likely determine my month 😬.
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Chone Figgins
1 year
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Chone Figgins
1 year
Oh you wanna boost limit me FD? I make my own boosts 🖕🏽
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@lebronisafraud1 @YankeeMetrics Another issue-current metrics don’t quantify the value of having ONE player both pitch and hit. Yes there is WAR, but that doesn’t account for the value created by Ohtani with one less roster spot in use. The nature of Ohtani’s abilities creates value far more than just WAR.
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Chone Figgins
7 months
Frazier Vs Ali and we never knew it #boZ
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Chone Figgins
8 months
With only 1.5 months left, the race for “Worst gambling Twitter account of the Year” just got pretty tight. Can’t wait to see how it all shakes out. (award name needs work).
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@RyanOnTheRight @MoneyPuckdotcom Well when you come out with a statement claiming to love and accept everyone and then directly contradict that statement, you kinda deserve it.
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@StoolBaseball @ChrisKlemmer Wow. Incredible analysis. You are so far off the mark. Will they be good? No? Could they lose 100 games? Maybe. But I’d it obvious? Hell no. Underlying metrics suggest this isn’t even the worst team in the MLB
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Chone Figgins
1 year
Great month. Offshore finished poorly and we end up losing ~$200. 3K net profit!
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Chone Figgins
8 months
@grpwins Won’t happen. It’s the rarest thing in betting George.
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@LukePersiani @JeffPassan If you swapped judge with Ohtani this season, do you think the angels make the playoffs and the Yankees miss the playoffs? It’s this reason that we can’t really include team performance for an individual award.
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@Spencepens @_MLFootball This is probably the best answer. Dude was redefining the safety position
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@HoodieMaybin Josiah Gray practically matching Trea Turner’s output in WAR, Gore is good, Wood is the 13th best prospect in all of baseball (Hassell is 28th) and Abrams is 22 years old. Nats are winning both deals and it’s not close right now.
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Chone Figgins
4 months
DePaul ML 💔
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Chone Figgins
1 year
@Supersonic_1986 @hasanthehun Yeah not to mention the way he lands, from that height, would destroy any human’s knee into fragments
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Chone Figgins
2 years
@lilwagontrain @toomuch2100 @dos14_ @BuffaloBills Show me peer reviewed medical data that shows significant spike in cardiac events post Covid. Myocarditis was the listed side effect for the jab, which clearly is NOT occurring here. That’s like saying I drowned because I have asthma, not because there was water filling my lungs.
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Chone Figgins
5 months
difference between edges eroding over time vs exploitable edges being killed for clout. There’s other likely other people betting the edge—don’t be the guy that splits 10s at the table. The most +EV thing you can do with an exploitable edge (besides betting it) is shutting up.
@JFar2Nice
JFar 🧞‍♂️
5 months
If you're upset about an edge being killed, I have a novel concept for you Ready for it Ok here we go FIND A NEW EDGE
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