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2020 was just a warm up
2024 will be dramatic.
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@evenmaina
Patriotism pays no bills especially in 254.
Merit brings fulfilment. Izi kukara corner za uku ni ufala🤦🏽♂️
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@KenyanSays
Their accounts should be wiped clean except their loans ofcourse.
Make them do a maandamano those fools
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@evenmaina
Kilundeezy anataka engagements. Since his Music career died, he has become a bitter man.
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@MariaSTsehai
As long as No Kenyan wins that AU chairmanship!!!
We are behind them, even in Joseph Kony wants it
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@Wesley_Kibande
😂😂 welcome to How the world actually works class 101; Nothing happens by coincedence in life.
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@amenya_nelson
I told you the future is in Quantum computing; Telecommunications especially. A prototype Quantum internet test were done under New york.
Its either you adapt or die. The days of fancy adverts with zero innovations are long gone.
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@mwabilimwagodi
I know this man. He was a police officer pale Kinango, Dumbule police.
He was transfered to Mombasa county.
Hapo kwa kuendesha Tuk Tuk ndio stori za jaba
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@polo_kimanii
Kuna siku nimekula mutura apo Ngara kidogo kidogo nikaanza kuendesha. Kuharibu nikapanda “maybach” ya Githurai. Kupiga ile corner ya pale pangani nliskia izo G force zimefanya ile kitu.
Ilibidi nimeshukia muthaiga kwa highway nikaingia police station mbio buana.
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@polo_kimanii
Kuna morio wangu aliitiwa threesome pale Kilimani by some babe. Jamaa akapiga looku akafika.Kuingia tu ivi akapata pengting ametulia kwa Sofa akimpea zile macho za “kuja unirarue”.
Vile mans aliteremsha jeans tu ivi, 3 Nigerian ninjas walitoka bedroom wakiwa na boxers kudadeki😭
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@Osama_otero
Ukiingia kwa nyumba tuseme saa tano na wote wamelala, ukiwa na kilo ya nyama inabidi wote wanaamka mama akapike io nyama alafu watoto wako apo wakikupea update ya vile wameshinda kama briefing za cabinet meeting.
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@AllanNyash
Ukienda CITAM alafu uulize “pastor ashaanza” instead of “has dad started the sermon”
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@polo_kimani
2015-2017 dated one frm kitisuru. Alikuwa job UN akanitafutia job uko bado as her driver. Ilikuwa ile design mnajuana hamjuani. Very proffesional tukiwa job lakini masaa ya kwenda mtaa lazima quickie kwa parking lot, quickie apo VMA parking.
Karibu aniue na ngono nikahepea juja
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@ElsaAngel19
I challenge you to a chess game
I challenge you to a calculus exam
I challenge you to a Russian & chinese speaking context
I challenge you to present your maths results nationally as i will
Kinembe isikupee kiburi
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@evenmaina
Do you beleive in cloning? Do you believe in transfer of conciousness?
I hope my prediction is wrong and not right because we could actually be done as a country.
Look up “Project Gateway”
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@polo_kimanii
Ama kusema “btw” ukitingisha kichwa akidhani unakubaliana kumbe you are dis-agreeing uko ndani ukimuita “umbwa” haziishi😂
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@Kevoh_254
Alafu inauzwa na tag ya “not everyday you geta chance to sell a celebrities car”
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@TheOtherDelo_
Sonko has a death certificate. Marehemu alikufia shimo la tewa lakini akafufuka buruburu kunyanyake.
Mambo ya taown
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@mohamedkomz
8 m is a far off stretch of a figure mzee😂😂
We have an auto part shop and the sales are around 150k-300k per day and the biggest shops do around 800k on a good day.
And with Ndiiconomics, biz imekuwa down sana, io 8 M labda ukuwe unauza makende ya fisi
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@polo_kimanii
Do you know Carlifornium 252?
The most expensive mineral in the world is in Kenya too apart from Northern Nigeria?
A gram is 27 million dollars. Nipee mic niwachemshe vichwa
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Who installs CCTV CAMERAS??
Wanataka kunimaliza kisiasa uko ushago buana. Wanaiba mpaka chakula ya ngombe
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@5peopleke
@KhalifKairo
Alafu anaingiza mungu apo na vitisho za curses na ugonjwa😂😂😂
Yaani script ya kukafunga ni io
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@daweed_004
Go fund me Zelensky wa Ruai kubabake😂😂
Ameona wajinga. Watu wa Yues wamefulizwa a good one
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@Chebasak_
Munga nmemjua akiwa “striker” ama broker wa nguo pale Moi avenue; bado alikuwa mtu wa kajing na kaquarter but bado he was pursuing his music.
Problem is now that he is Mainstream; kuna image itabidi amaintain juu ashapata fan base kubwa otherwise mitaa vijana wengi huishi ivo.
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@_GreatnessTupu
Azziad ni kienyeji
Tukitoka nursery ilikuwa lazima tupitie route moja tukienda home. Me nlikuwa namtoka nakimbia solo mpaka home alafu ananisema kwa teacher bancy vile me humwachanisha nanyoroshwa.
Nimemwekea wanted hadi wa leo
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@rex_maina
Watu hawaelewi what you mean jomba, i feel you and totally understand.
We blame ruto
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@amenya_nelson
Umetumiwa Everlyne Salt straigh from Mumbai na wewe unasema New signing.
Usikuje kusema tuchange ukilambishwa Polonium 210
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@AduiWaUkoloni
I know several SSD generals who bought properties 3X market price.😂😂
Blood money haina adabu
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@amenya_nelson
Youd think he understand basic economic principles with Bootany papers.
What is he even saying? Wasnt he part of the Government and the Tanga Tanga entourage that increased the borrowing cap? He was part of the Euro Bond scam while he took the reigns 2014-2017?
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@polo_kimanii
@FredMatiangi13
@HonAdenDuale
@OscarSudi
@NPSOfficial_KE
@FBI
@INTERPOL_HQ
@RussianEmbassy
“I did 3 tours in kawangware, congo areas before my final deployment in kiambu road“
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@Jontae254
Afadhali wewe, mimi nliwai hostiwa na mtu. Walikuwa wanangoja nilale wanapika. Ubaya mimi nlikuwa nalala usingizi wa pono
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@Makiadi_
Jomba, let me spill the beans buana. Mimi hukuwa dereva wa MCA fulani. Yeye hukuwa mama kanisa mbaya lakini vile nagurumisha io pochi kuliko prado yake najihurumia buana.
Nimeweza kununua ngombe tatu na ii kiangazi na io sexual harassment but siteti
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@omwambaKE
For a period ; the number of phones i took from the rightful owners scares me to date.
Thankfully i saw the light before it was too late.
Kusomea jahmu is a curse
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@Makiadi_
The love of my love at our 15 yr annivesary nlimpin kwa ukuta nikaskia “baba leon, niambie tu ukweli ile meeting ya diani hukufanyia ivi truphena wa ofisi kama unanipenda”
Saa io nlikuwa nmetoka pale bang bros kuona “fun with my wife while children are away”
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@FellMentKE
Ukitoka job friday unarudi Sunday jioni apo saa tano na nyama kilo mbili. Unaamsha wife apike io nyama medium rare as you are given briefing kama cabinet meeting na watoi mkiwatch peppa pig.
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@guylikericky
The future of communication and finance will be thru Quantum Computing assisted by fraud proof Satelite systems & AML
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@evenmaina
And Nakumicha has also been appointed for a role at the WEF 😂😂
Uhuru led us East
Nabii is leading us West
When you see mzungus being given appiontments at crucial roles in our country; jua hakuna nchi
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@polo_kimanii
Time in itself is an invention of man.
Only thing that is real is energy, frequency and vibrations
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@polo_kimanii
A lorry driver who was based in Embu told of trips he did from Embu carrying a“strange dusty stone”loaded at night and approvals given with no roadblock stops.
Destination; go downs in industrial area. Funny bit; a different driver drove the lorry inside the facility as he waits
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“Mimi hufanya writing” amepostiwa kwa page ya DCI 😂
Writing haiwezi nunua Audi, ambia huyo morio akufunze hiyo scam anafanya.
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@KhalifKairo
Satafrika is a movie.
You should watch Gangsters paradise ndio muelewe vile huwa kunanenda
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@_GreatnessTupu
Yes. Mimi exprience yangu ya kuwekewa chakula wa mwisho nikiwa home ilinifanya nikuwe bully mbaya sana pale koitalel high school. Supper me singekulia sahani lazima chakula yangu ingebakishwa kwa sufuria after imeserviwa.
To date i cant even visit people juu lazima nkulie sufuria
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@polo_kimanii
Me nlipata C- yangu safi pale Nyangoma boys. Mzazi ata alishtuka juu sijai pita D+.
Apo apo akanichukulia zile nduthi za Shenary kubwa, saa ii naeza sema ni mungu juu niko na Toyota vigo mbili na probox moja ya kununua maziwa uko ocha.
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@polo_kimanii
2021 i was caught in the cross roads between a person of interest to Interpol.Neighbour wangu pale South B aliniwachia laptop yake kumbe alikuwa ameunda app ya kutrack anyone anywhere on the face of the earth.
Ningejua ningecopy io app buana.
That guy now lives in London.
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@KhalifKairo
Mkikuyu anapiga hesabu; 65 mirrions anaona ni FH kadhaa na tipper za mchanga kama tatu alafu mburoti pale joska na ashije premio yake safi ya kukagua miradi
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