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CEO: Saruni Seed Oils Ke, CEO Rhinos Rugby club Nyk | Finally a large scale Farmer | Conservation | A Wandering, Untethered mind I tweet for fun
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Hehe...
I think the worst part of driving long distance is the expectations we put on ourselves & our cars
When you decide that you're going to see all that the road offers in terms of scenery, sounds, towns & laughs... the car allows it.
The car allows you to make memories...
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What Kenyans need to understand is we've even shaken IMF...
They messed with the wrong country.
Now we're leading Africa in questioning their very existence
"Sisi ni wale tunafikiri sisi ni"
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Oyaaaa... Simple one.
Can we have a tree planting day as GenZ...
We restore illegally cut trees in CBD and surrounding areas?
Do we have people who can facilitate
#RutoMustGo
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The CIA sent a female beautiful spy/infiltrator to Cuba against Fidel Castro...
She fell in love with Fidel, got pregnant and turned on the CIA.
Their Kid is called Justin Trudeau, the PM of Canada
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For 4 years now,
@SafaricomPLC
1. doesn't have a theme song
2. Fires ppl on *100#
3. Doesn't do bonga points promos
4. Doesn't do concerts
5. Doesn't invent
6. Has terrible WiFi
7. Switches off Internet during protests
8. Sells our locations
9. Doesn't grow Fuliza/mshwari
Why??
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Why are guys sad...
Afathali upate puncture in town headed to Mombasa than when in Tsavo.
The path is being cleared nicely...
#RutoMustGo
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Safaricom no longer innovates
When was the last brilliant idea/thing that came out of safcom.
That short man hasn't done one iota of goodness
Not Jazzfest, not fuliza, not mshwari, not nothing to his name like his predecessors
And we don't even speak to pple anymore on 100
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Hehe...
CV ya Abass
1. Has 2 housewives and 3 children
2. Can move 3 bails of Clothes in a day
3. 6 Curtains in a day
4. 3 carpets in a day
5. can count 100K while cracking jokes in 2 mins
6. Supports a clan in Somalia
Sooo... What has Mt. Everest and Mogadishu done for you??
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Elephants adopt their relative's calves if anything were to happen to the mother...
The fact that this sanctuary never lacks calves needs to be investigated
World Elephant Day is just around the corner, and our ✨ Milk Match ✨ is back!
At Reteti, milk truly is the gift that keeps on giving! This year, every bottle gifted will be matched up to 10,000 bottles! 👏🏽
#reteti
#WorldElephantDay
Photo: Ami Vitale
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Joyce was also arrested and we don't know her whereabouts...
@DCI_Kenya
What's the deal? Give us our heroine back
#Freejoyce
#Freejoyce
#Freejoyce
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Be advised...
The day we stop applying pressure we'll all disappear.
It's a life and death struggle my people. Do not relent.
#RutoMustGo
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Moved to Nanyuki about 5 yrs ago. Upon which I started integrating with the local farmers & big scale farmers I hoped to copy from
Safe to say, my priorities have had a fast & unprecedented change
We would meet up with guys doing 300 acres driving gen 1, tintless Rav4's
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KBC's sundowner needs to be protected by an act of Parliament...
What KENYAN music opinion will have you in this position?🥴👀
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SHORT THREAD
8 DO'S and DONTS OF NIGHT DRIVING
There’s no denying that late night driving can be nerve-racking esp during road trips. And for good reason, because of factors like low visibility and fatigue, driving in the dark can be more dangerous than driving during daytime
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Short Story...
Back in 2012 a good lady friend of mine asked me to help her drive her Toyota Mark II from Nrb to Malindi. She had split up with her Nrb bf & the car was hers
I personally love driving and I was excited to drive a 2.5l, 6 cl engine (1JZ)
We were in for a shock
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Kamala Harris raised $300m from private citizens who believe in her vision...
Kamala is nowhere close to what
@MoraraKebasoSnr
has done with his own private funds.
Let's grow a spirit of supporting our Heroes/candidates. Only then will they be indebted to us.
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Fam...
@lewis_ngunyi
is Nanyuki's hero.
He needs all our support. He's currently being held at DCI Nanyuki offices.
@FaithOdhiambo8
@lskNanyuki
@OkiyaOmtatah
Kindly,
He's being held without legal representation.
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Ludacris is number 4 in all barbershops in Africa. He's never complained. Be like ludacris!!
Is this family aware there faces are being used like this? (Poster by mater hospital)
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CEO's with CPAs are the scourge of the corporate world
They don't look for growth, they cut expenses
They don't innovate, they fire innovators
They don't look for consensus, they fire people with opposing views
They don't focus on greater good, they focus on today's profits
Safaricom no longer innovates
When was the last brilliant idea/thing that came out of safcom.
That short man hasn't done one iota of goodness
Not Jazzfest, not fuliza, not mshwari, not nothing to his name like his predecessors
And we don't even speak to pple anymore on 100
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NANYUKI....
WE SHOW UP AT LAW COURTS TOMORROW.
IF YOU NEED TRANSPORT HIT ME UP.
I'll be driving those 890 kms to come but I'll be late since I'll start at 6am
#Freelewis
#Freelewis
#Freelewis
#Freelewis
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Brooo...
You ate like 100+ young girls who thought they had voices and showed up to audition...
STFU...
My heart bleeds and hurts when i think about given Kenya 🇰🇪 all my youth, using my gifts and talents to build the music industry only to earn ZERO 0️⃣ royalty because of a broken system made intentionally broken by people busy building palaces with artists money! God intervene
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SHORT THREAD
5 TRICKS ON MAKING IT HOME ON A DANGEROUS ROUTE
I happened to pass by the tragic Maungu accident on my way from "bara" it was so sad no lie. I passed when the vehicles had already been moved but the debris, the evidence, the glass... Was still there...
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Received news she was with
@lewis_ngunyi
and was also freed on similar conditions...
She's well and at home with her kids.
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SHORT THREAD
UNDERSTANDING SPARK PLUGS
Spark plugs are devices that deliver electric current from ignition system into combustion chamber to ignite air/fuel mixture with a spark
Spark plugs are a petrol engine component since diesels rely on compressn for ignition
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NANYUKI....
Court Room No. 5
Hio ni 3rd floor or 4th floor I think.
BE THERE.
9am on the dot.
Come wearing black
#Freelewis
#Freelewis
#Freelewis
NANYUKI...
LAW COURTS 9am.
Our very own will be on the stand
Kindly show up. He needs us
#Freelewis
#Freelewis
#Freelewis
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Short Thread
BUYING A USED CAR:ADVANCED CHECKS
There're many ways to find out how "used" a car truly is ranging from 3–50k scanners, to simple multimeter tests, to audio and visual cues
For simplicity's sake, I'll list off some fairly simple things that anyone can look out for
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So finally....
Mr Ted Josiah, we meet at this platform.
You hurt people I cared for and you were so Inaccessible when we were 18.
But here we are now and I'm swinging swords for them, 20 yrs late but I'll swing swords for these girls...
YOU DESTROYED PEOPLE
My heart bleeds and hurts when i think about given Kenya 🇰🇪 all my youth, using my gifts and talents to build the music industry only to earn ZERO 0️⃣ royalty because of a broken system made intentionally broken by people busy building palaces with artists money! God intervene
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Jay-Z & Big L could not Co-exist.
They were both from Brooklyn & Not only had Big L bested Jigga on so many occasions he sounded like Jay-Z (or rather Jay-Z sounded like Big L)
Big L was the 90's Lil Wayne, work wise. We lost a real one...
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Using "I" not once but twice to praise yourself in a message of Condolences is Narcissistic and depraved....
I am proud I appointed Gen. Ogola the Chief of Defence Forces. He deserved it.
Condoled with the family of Gen. Ogolla, Nairobi
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A gadget very few men understand and absolutely no woman does...
Until it's ON with all it's accessories
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SHORT THREAD
WHY YOU NEED A ROADTRIP
I've personally done 100+ road trips with & without fam/friends. The allure of the open road, new experiences, different climates, cultures & challenges is exciting & fun
This is why you should do that road trip you've been putting off...
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7 THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER IGNORE!
MORNING GUYS...
Car prices are through the roof.
If your goal is to keep your car in great shape until you can upgrade then DO NOT even consider ignoring any of these things.
#spaceyamagari
#SaturdayMotivation
#car
#CarsOnTheRoad
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SHORT THREAD...
6 THINGS YOU CAN REPAIR/REPLACE BY YOURSELF
The modern car is a complex and difficult machine to fix. However, there still remains parts & systems that can be fixed or at least serviced on your own.
All that's needed is can-do-att, tools & replacement parts
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Pesa ni mzuri...
This gentleman heard the famed defender 110 is going out of production. Bought 200 110's and waited just 2 years.
He sold all of them for 400%-500% profit.
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THE CARS THAT MADE KENYA
Kenya has a very active motoring history. We love our cars and they hold a special place in our hearts. Certain cars have been instrumental in shaping our lives and our history
Most +ve, some -ve. All instrumental
Here are my top 15 cars
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7 BASIC SKILLS LADIES SHOULD KNOW ABOUT CARS
Hands down, women are better drivers than men. However, they miss out on certain basic car skills
For years I trained my sis on car tasks. Things that take 2 demos. But in the end I realised these are the most important
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My parting shot to any Corporate, Blue Chip, Parastatal...
A CPA CEO or Director will run your company to the ground
They lack the ability to be grandiose, outrageous or even at the very least inspire workers
CEOs are supposed to open horizons not close them
CPAs just can't.
Safaricom no longer innovates
When was the last brilliant idea/thing that came out of safcom.
That short man hasn't done one iota of goodness
Not Jazzfest, not fuliza, not mshwari, not nothing to his name like his predecessors
And we don't even speak to pple anymore on 100
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LONG DISTANCE DRIVING
CHECKLIST, DO'S & DONTS
For most motorist their driving experience is formed and shaped by their daily commute to and from work. Sometimes these distances don't go beyond 20kms daily
However, Once in a while we may want to do 300-600kms...
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AUSIE ROADTRAINS
What travels at 120 kph, weighs roughly 200 tonnes, 80 metres long, has 4-6 trailers & 86-102 tyres?
This is a basic description of road train that is a prominent mode of transport for heavy haulage industries in Australia.
A short tribute...
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I'll say this...
Young folks can't "feasibly" get 2 Acres + in traditionally farming lands
However, you can establish your own 50+ acres in the middle of little known places that will make you millionaires.
You just need to be thirsty and explorative.
THE WORLD IS YOURS!!!
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Only a man can raise a man.
These are Arnold's twins. One was raised by Arnold and the other by his divorced wife
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This day I was fencing 42 acres....
All the barbed wire got stolen 4 days later
But the wingroad was with me all through
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If you're between 18-35 yrs, Do sports, lift weights and walk more hours than you drive everyday.
No one will ever tell you how strong and resilient you're muscles and bones will be in your late years.
You'll walk upright longer, keep off lifestyle diseases and look younger.
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SHORT THREAD...
MYTHS ON CAR MAINTENANCE
There are long held maintenance beliefs we have decided to treat as gospel truths
However, as cars become more modern these beliefs become outdated without any "heads-up" from the manfctrs...
Here are some for post yr 2000 cars
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When Mombasa Matatus finally get a contract to build a Trailer
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6 EASY FIXES THAT WILL SAVE YOU TENS OF THOUSANDS YEARLY IN CAR MAINTENANCE
Tools to invest in
1. A good Toolbox
2. Gloves
3. DIY attitude and willingness to learn
4. Your time
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GUYS IF YOU'RE BUYING A TV, AVOID...
1. Non-smart TV's. They're a liability and the more tech connected we become the worse.
2. LG, SONY & Fake brands that don't run on android. You'll have to buy an android box
3. Anything that's not FHD.
4. Anything less than 40"
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Reality is, This is the person you need to like because this is your view every morning
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This is Nanyuki Law Courts.
Hit me up if you need Boda boda fair.
@lewis_ngunyi
needs us all.
Lewis needs us.
#Freelewis
#Freelewis
#Freelewis
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I believe that driving is a beautiful experience that should NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER TURN UGLY.
Be present and get to your destinations alive
If you enjoyed it a Like, Rtwt and Follow will be Uplifting
Live long and prosper
🖖🏾🖖🏾
All Images courtesy
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Short Thread...
SIX (6) CHEAP PROFESSIONAL CAR SERVICE
THAT WILL SAVE YOU THOUSANDS IN FUTURE REPAIRS AND WILL ADD YEARS OF SERVICE TO YOUR CAR
Most of them can be done by an advanced DIY owner but it's advisable to let a professional Mechanic do them
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WHAT TO DO IMMEDIATELY AFTER A MINOR ACCIDENT
During the festive ssn, the number of cars on the road multiplies. Most drivers are proficient but accidents can & do happen
Here are a few things to keep in mind after an unfortunate incident.
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6 REASONS WHY 500km ROUND THE MOUNTAIN IS BETTER THAN 500km TO COAST
As a Traveler I've come to appreciate that no 2 roads are the same. Certain routes excite & challenge me while others bore & tire me
I've redone the Mnt circuit countless times...
Here's why
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When your shocks cost Kes 1.4m and the rest of your car, you included, costs Kes 800k...
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PROMISED 1 of 5
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ILLESST MATATU/PSV CULTURE
We know that we're on a league of our own when it comes to Matatu/PSV culture. We're protected by cartels & HOS so we go HAM
But we're not alone. There're countries that also go HAM.
Here are 6 of the best.
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SHORT THREAD...
How to Flush and Clean the Cooling System
Most Cars have never had their Cooling System flushed & cleaned. Unlike Engine Oil & ATF, there's very little information on how to go about it safely & thoroughly.
Here's how to do it like a Pro...
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WHEN TO BUY TYRES. A GUIDE
Most Drivers are unaware of the proper time to buy tyres. While buying tyres is easy, buying the right set which meets the requirements of your car is something which many people fail at
Often people buy brands rather than needs
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5 CAUSES OF CHECK ENGINE LIGHT
Has the engine warning light blinked into life? No need to panic
The engine mgt light is one of the basic symbols that lights on your car’s dashboard
It appears when the car’s sensors detect there is a problem with the engine
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SHORT THREAD
CAR SUSPENSIONS
We drive Our vehicles on different types of surfaces from tarmac, gravel, rocky, sandy to muddy. For us to drive on these surfaces comfortably (relatively) our cars are fitted with suspensions
They can be simple & cheap or expensive and futuristic
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SHORT THREAD...
TURBO SETUP 101...
All of us know Turbos, Most know how they look, Some understand how it works. Few know all its parts & how they interact...
Here's an in-depth explanation (with visuals) on all the components & functions of a Turbo setup.
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Kindly
@DCI_Kenya
She has loved ones and they're genuinely worried.
She's also a mother. She's fighting for her children
#Freejoyce
#Freejoyce
#Freejoyce
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INFO WHEN BUYING NEW TIRES...
Most people don't realize that tires are the single most important safety feature on a car.
Tires connect the car to the road and life-saving techs, ABS, ESC, rely on their effectiveness. And yet tires are the least-understood parts
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Weirdly...
Your Jap car is destined to do 250K km without changing major parts.
Don't waste it in Jams, Use it on these Amazing (jamless) tarmac roads
1. Isiolo-Marsabit-Ethiopia
2. Karatina-Embu-Kibwezi-Klf
3. Msa-Mld-Lamu
4. Nbo- Magadi
5. Whistling Moran
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How crazy will it be if GenZ planted trees, picked litter and even gave the homeless a meal and some old clothes...
Do you understand the mindfuck we'll give our parents and politicians?
#RutoMustGo
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SHORT THREAD...
5 WEIRDLY MUNDANE THINGS THAT RUIN YOUR CAR
Have you ever been too good to your BF or GF & it led to an untimely breakup?
Can you believe cars can be the same...
Hehe, here are 5 things done out of love that can Eff up your baby (car)
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WHAT TO DO AFTER A CAR ACCIDENT
If you drive, accidents are bound to happen. However, if you drive responsibly you can minimize them
Sadly, we can find ourselves in one. So what steps you should you take when it happens.
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If you
@Kalasinga_
can accept that all you know about cars is driving a mitsubishi and a golf... We can be friends...
You
@Kalasinga_
have very little to offer the car community and it shows.... Sorry it irks...
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VEHICLE LONG TERM STORAGE
So we've agreed,🖕🏾 the fuel prices & queues at the petrol Station. We're parking the Hilux for 3 - 12 mnths as I use the Wingroad to run errands & go to the Coast
However, Cars were meant to be driven & this type of storage may hurt her
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Hi Njeri, hope you're well.
We've had a sit down on this case and everyone is ready to help.
Kindly share with me/us the OB number and information on this unfortunate gentleman.
We will make things right for him to the best of our capabilities
Dm if it's private
This is Mr WK
WK is a 50 year old chef from Nyahururu, widowed in 2020 & father of a form 3 son
In February, a company called Comtech International (Malindi) did a presentation in Baron Hotel Nyahururu. They did PowerPoint presentations, pull
banners & a website FB page
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BONNET/BUG PROTECTOR
There's this pretty cool but really misunderstood piece of equipment that some trucks & 4X4's have.
It's an aftermarket part and it's called a bonnet protector.
Due to this most people think it's for looks but it does a lot more.
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6 WARNING INDICATIORS OF A FAULTY GEARBOX
By recognising the symptoms of a defective gearbox you can fix it before the problem gets worse & it ends up costing an arm
Early gearbox repair is crucial to reduce chances of stalling
#SpaceYaMagari
#Fridaymotivation
#Careers
#cars
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Kenyans need to understand...
We're the most educated, most aggressive, most unapologetic.
We actually hold the Blueprint to the Western divorce without military intervention...
WE, KENYANS, HOLD THE KEY TO AFRICA'S INDEPENDANCE
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SHORT THREAD...
HOW TO CHOOSE THE BEST ENGINE OIL
The Engine is basically the heart of the car. It enables the car accomplish its most important function, moving people & goods.
It therefore goes without saying that its proper maintenance & service will prolong its life.
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Let no one ever tell you owning a car isn't an achievement.
IT'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST & EASILY ACCOMPLISHED WINS...
It will allow you to move on to better people, better opportunities, better destinations and better Music selection on your to and from work...
GET THOSE 4 WHEELS
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PSA: DO NOT!!!.. I repeat, DO NOT race the Hilux Gd-6. An exercise in futility is what that is...
Kwanza ifungwe nyuma kama hii. Aerodynamics zake ni wazimu.
Overtaken by 3 on my way from coast Each doing minimum 140kph
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FIXING RADIATOR ISSUES
So, noticed the car overheats more than usual, needs coolant top-up every few days & runs hot less than 10mins into a drive
A persistent overheating prob caused by a radiator can destroy the engine faster than a "Demio whooped" Subru Boy
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Land is still King...
No matter how old or young you are strive for land...
Go for 2 acres 20kms out of town rather than 50X100 in town.
Take your time and look at land dynamics, is it betwn two big towns, are there natural resources/beauty/fertility/water table...
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SHORT THREAD...
HOW TO PARK FOR EXTENDED PERIODS
Once in a while we park our cars for a long time. Because we're on holiday, work or have another preferred mode
Whatever the reason, storing the car so that it stays in great condition when you need it again is good thinking...
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This is so true... By 30 I was a landlord, had beach property, driving the latest car.
All it took was one wrong (now I know it was the best) decision and you're struggling & can't sit with your former peers, second guessing every decision you make...
Life is funny
@mariahsudi
Sad realities. Peaking at 30 is also something that happens to the best of us. One day you are ahead of the curve, the next you are a "has been" with nothing but stories of the good old days and you are not even 40 yet!
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CATALYTIC CONVERTERS
If you've been keen on car convos you will definitely hear about Catalytic Converters, more so their theft.
So what are Catalytic converters, why are they getting stolen, why are they valuable & what can you do to protect yours...
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Hehe... This is about Cars. Focus pepo!!!
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SHORT THREAD...
RUST
The Coast is Brutal on car bodies. The high moisture air, Salty water & a Coast obsession with constantly washing cars offer perfect conditions for rust
Unlike mechanical issues that can be found and fixed, rust eats from the inside with little evidence
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SHORT THREAD...
THE ULTIMATE TRUTH BTWN PETROL & DIESEL
You'll probably have heard a few arguments for & against both petrol & diesel engines
Having driven both for close to 20 yrs & researched both for longer, I'm about to unload the truth that mainstream journas never post
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Talking about how ABSA refused their 450m loan and would only do 360m loan and how that was "devastating"
Safe to say, I was "Posh" at the time for a small car.
But those white boys and Farm mgrs definitely swivelled my thinking from cars...
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Guys, lemme tell you something, that original paint that your car came with... It's special, no paint house/mnfctr can recreate it.
Be overly protective over your initial coat
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