Mohamed Komora
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The bigger picture expert. Construction is the wife. Cars are the mistress. Kenyan.
Mombasa, Kenya
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To Allah We Belong And To Him We Will Return. The sun sets on a most fair and just man.
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You will look like Zelensky.
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I hope this is helpful
Kwani difference ya bedsitter na studio apartment hukua gani??
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Mans never disappoints.
Chirchir CS biggest problem and why he has to go is coz of US$ 4 billion Oil Pipeline from Turkana to Lamu. It is not about ChickenGate.
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Kiambu unapatana na hawa kama sita before saa saba.
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Nimejoin rende ya “coffee no sugar.” Na niko na iPhone na naangialianga F1. Kitu nimekosa nikuwe the complete package ni vile sikusoma Alliance.
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Mans anadate Martha Karua.
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If your boss dresses like this, AI is not going to replace you.
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I hear and say phone numbers in a very specific way. After the 0722 it must be in threes- 123 - 456. Ukisema sijui 12 - 34 - 56 that’s an entirely new number to me. Or sijui double 44, ama triple 3. Unanikoroga ajab.
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Of all the things Chris Rock has said, this is one of the deepest.
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2003 rizz was so easy. Ulikuwa unaweka elastoplast kwa cheeks kama Nelly madem wote wa Class 6 North wanakukufia.
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Capitalism really screws you a bad one. You feel guilty for just being at home doing nothing. Unatakanga tu kukuwa nje ukihangaika na dunia.
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When you end things with your person. The route to choose is Dennis Okari’s route. Never speak of it anymore publicly. And leave it in the past.
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See why I said ingia military lakini hakikisha it’s navy or airforce. Ona sasa watu wa Army wanatumwa Congo kupigana na rebels who have very little to lose. Navy kazi ni kuvaa uniform za Allidina na kunywa beer za half price pale karibu na Arabian Corner.
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Alafu mjue despite the UDA branding, Sakaja is many things but a hustler he ain’t. Dude’s name is Johnson ARTHUR Sakaja. Tell me one poor man’s kid that you know who is named Arthur. Just one. I dare you. I double dare you.
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Is Sang a noun or verb here?
Nandi county's First Lady Sheila Sang at State House for the County First Spouses breakfast
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Karauri and Tabitha have won their seats ONLY to protect their interests from within.
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I built that shit. Well 92.5% of it.
Waziri
@kipmurkomen
, Bypass ya kuenda Diani bila kupitia Ferry inakaa ni kama imeisha.
Mtafungua lini🤩🤩?
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Two luckiest men in the world. One is doing my dream job. The other is doing my dream woman.
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Now that I have taken my due credit for my role in this project, this is bullshit. All 3 MPARD projects (Mombasa Southern Bypass/Dongo Kundu) were paid for by JICA loans at 100% or 80/20 basis (JICA/GoK) and have a 20 year grace period. There is ZERO reasons for GoK to toll them.
1/3 The Kenya National Highways Authority appreciates the ongoing discussion around the development of a Road Tolling Policy.
The Authority assures the public that this Policy will be developed with extensive public participation to ensure that all voices are heard.
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My money collection would be insane if I did a world tour like Larry Madowo.
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Yeah nope. Unaeza fika hapo upate bibi ameambiwa aume apple tena.
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Hiyo ICT Bill ikiwa assented to law na Unye mtakuwa mnalia hapa vile Engineers hulia. Such laws have one purpose and one purpose only: gate keeping. Create artificial shortage of practitioners ndio the few inside waeze ingiza hela.
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KRA hutupiga miti bana. Kuna a 2020 Fortuner in Lusaka I can get for 3.9 Million KES equivalent in Kwacha. A 2015 Fortuner in Kenya costs 5.3 million Kenya shillings.
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Youngins didn't experience HTC.
You are either a Samsung or iPhone person.
Izo zingine ni kasheshe.
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Satafrikans are just Luhyas that got lost on the way from Congo Forest.
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Abass’ general approach to life.
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Apparently there is people huko Kirinyaga road who clear 8m a day. Not sales. Profit.
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Normalise trying people for crimes against humanity.
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Also Kenyan drivers and their allergy to dimming their lights bana. Alafu magari ya siku hizi na their bright white LED lights.
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Kenya Airways
Kenya Airways needs at least $500 million to ride out the coronavirus crisis, according to its CEO
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Americans when they find out a group of fish is called a school.
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Mnadhani mtakuwa na vast empires of wealth nyote. Lol. Damn near 99% of every single one of us who was born in the 99% will NEVER make it into the 1%. Upwards social/economic mobility is harder than going to heaven. Make peace with that and plan for it. Else you die a broken man.
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Ah. My chance to remind y'all that I was part of the team that built this. Sanctuary Olonana. The Celebrity Suite.
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Have we wanked enough now? You fat fuck!
1. Politics is a contact sport. Digital activism is just wanking.
2. Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one.
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The he doesn’t pay UK taxes gang are gonna be frothing in the mouth. May they choke with bile. Sir Lewis Hamilton. Certainly has a nice ring to it.
Lewis Hamilton to be awarded knighthood in New Year after 7th F1 world title
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How about we start by executing corrupt leaders like Singapore then.
Singapore’s public housing did not just happen,it was planned and executed and Singaporeans sacrificed in the initial stages for it to be of benefit to the current and future generation
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Now mnaelewa vile watu huskia wakiambiwa deeper.
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Five years ago today, we did de ting. To 5 more and then another 5 ad infinitum.
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Mwache Bridge from the sky. I am part of the team doing that.
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GoK really are building a road with nine toll stations over 25 km and calling it an EXPRESSway. You will have to stop approximately every 2.7 km. That is every 1 and half minutes at the probable design speed of 100kph. And they say the target is to reduce transit times. Lol.
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No we are not.
Kenyans are wondering if US politician Malcolm Kenyatta has any links to Kenya, Uhuru family
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Btw “hey” inatosha kama she likes you. Mtu asikudaganye.
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Roll moja huwanga between 7 to 9 tonnes. Ndio maana unaonaga zinabebwa tatu kwa truck. Maximum allowable load on Kenyan roads is 26 tonnes.
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Watu washamwaga unga wa much higher paying gigs than Kamene Goro’s half a mil. Matter of fact I DO know a person who fumbled a bigger gig. Kuna a complacency huingia when the money hits the account, you start losing perspective of how lucky you are. Unaona you deserve it.
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What’s Madilu System on the far right of the frame doing in our military.
With the C-in-C, CDF and various Service Commanders.
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What’s strange about this Ruto regime is that ordinarily brain drain is a policy failure that leadership huwa wanakataa it happened or begrudgingly admit it. Zakayo is the first leader who has made it official policy. Lord help us.
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Mjengo is expensive biz. Usijione uko na 20 million cash ukasema unasema unataka kwanza a construction company. Kuwa na at least a million US, credit line ya at least twice that. And assets of the same value. Preferably your assets zikuwe construction equipment. Sio ploti Ruaka.
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A Luo man shall be assigned to you shortly.
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The way the car market is looking saa hii, heri I import a good 120 Series Prado to Zambia. Get plates za huko na COMESA insurance and bring it over huku. Hizo vitu zengine za every three months we will worry about it when we cross that bridge.
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Ukikaa backseat kwa mat ya Tudor alafu ipige bump na hukuwa rada.
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I fucking hate the water in this Godforsaken city of Mombasa. Khaki unaosha mara tatu and it starts looking like you bought it in the 1980s.
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Gen Z wanaua plants that survive in the Sahara desert. The future of the planet is bleak.
2 of my succulents died, so I just gave up on being a plant mom.
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Hehe. The CS for roads and infrastructure: "The number one cause of divorce is marriage."
Poor roads don't have any accidents - CS Kipchumba Murkomen
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Do Kenyans know that a stadium isn't just a pitch and stands? A stadium is food and beverages concessions. It's parking, access road. A stadium is home fans jersey shops. A stadium is atmosphere. A stadium is a potential concert zone. So much missed opportunity.
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Kuna mchezo mchafu sana unachezwa. First, the no vetting thing. And now this.
World Bank Directs Kenya to Integrate 400,000 Refugees as a Condition for Ksh156B Loan
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GDP ya Char Choma on a weekend ama public holiday inaeza fund the US military.
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It’s like women are excavators or crawler cranes. What do you mean you are expensive to maintain? Oil filters zako ni 35k pale Rockplant ama Ganatra?
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Wait, y’all suddenly have memories as far as Wajackoya is concerned but with Martha Karua y’all have forgotten her pivotal role in subverting the will of Kenyans in 2007 and bringing bloodshed.
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Mfers be having the strongest passport in the world. Japanese pssport holders have no requirement to have a visa in advance to enter 192 countries in the world. The UN has 193 member states. They can up and go literally anywhere in the world. I wonder what's that one country.
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Uhm you go to Mololine?
I need to send a parcel upcountry via Mololine. How do I go about doing it?
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Mtu anatafta pesa kwanza alafu anapiga order then ana manifest.
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Wanakula Bosco bana!
Fried onion rings and roasted chicken for breakfast, money is good 😊☺️
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@UberFacts
This guy. He is the face of the Mexican/Spanish/Brazilian drug dealer in movies.
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Either I speak English or these little Peaky Blinders do. But not both of us. Because what I speak and what they speak has very little resemblance.
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Kila siku ni “creamers over squirters” tu. Siku zengine pia muongee kuhusu “the disproportionate effect of the dead loads of reinforced concrete structural members in foundation design over structural steel members”.
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There was me. There was me and her. There was me and him. Then there was us.
Quote or respond to this with your best selfie/photo(s)/video of 2022. Let's see that 🔥
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Nairobi kids wanakuja Malindi and not one of them speaks of Kwa Simba (Simba Dishes) and that’s how I know y’all have poor guides huku.
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BTW avoid Kibandasky foods in these times if you can. Cholera might ravage Nairobi. I remember after the 1997 flooding during El Nino had finished its part in doing the grim reaper's job,the next killer was Cholera.
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Yeap. I was part of the team that built this.
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See the greatness that yours truly is doing the numbers game and the contracts game on.
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Ukiwa page 193 pale PornHub
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The Nigerification of Kenya intensifies.
The Door Opener has a door Opener!
This is Dr Ochillo Ayacko Migori Governor!
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Crime yetu haijapita ya Satafrika and they ain’t do that grill shit that we do here.
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There is a Fidel Odinga road in Nyali and I know that doesn’t sit well with me. Being born of a politician does not earn you a road name. No it does not.
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One thing I love is that all of us TL experts agree that the panties are new and unused. Rare consensus amongst such a normally divided body of experts.
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The scenes Wanjiku is waiting for.
Every day, Wanjiku buys a newspaper, looks at the front page, and discards it. One day, the vendor asks, "Why do you keep doing this?" She replies, "I'm looking for an obituary." He says, "But obituaries aren't on the front page!" She responds, "The one I'm waiting for will be."
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This whole saga makes me see sense on why Balala was in the Tourism and Mining dockets. The two are interrelated.
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Me to my former broke friends nikikafunga.
Friends, supporters, well wishers. Please please give us a chance to settle down. If we don’t pick or return your calls, we are working.
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Btw msiwahi jidanganya eti mnataka sugar mama. Wachana na the hype, kwa ground those relationships are really abusive. You are given no modicum of respect at all.
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I would give it to Paul Nderitu.
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001 sure knows how to pick em. Nimeona picha ya huyo Ntalami. If only he put that effort in garbage collection and construction permit approvals.
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I think kuna a new set of influencers wa curfew wenye hushikwa na covid whenever the 60 days are about to lapse. Mtupee hiyo gig pia sisi. Ama ni vile hatuna followers?
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Uki Google Korean and Japanese companies that end up with Heavy Industries, that’s when una realize Kenya tuko kama 6000 years behind some countries.
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I am not an Architect or Engineer but kitu najua ni when it comes to design for anything (house/road/car/phone/the human body even) you gotta design for the dumbest possible user. And that’s where we fail the most hapa Kenya.
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285 employees? Lol. The Main Contractor wa Dongo Kundu carrying out a 240 million dollar project over four years at the peak we had about 210 employees. And we were carrying out proper work with the employment effect felt Miritini mzima. Those are ghost employees for sure.
Office of the First Lady - 285 Employees
Office of the Wife of the DP - 125 Employees
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Workflow pale site. Kujenga one of the three longest bridges in Kenya.
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Mans has just opened a can of worms. Heri hata hangejibu. More question than answers.
1.Whilst extensions of time are quite common: a 47 month extension of time on a 30 month contract is suspicious to say the least. Probably illegal even…
Ndugu, STOP misleading Kenyans!
The road criss-crosses Kitutu Chache North and South constituencies in Kisii County, and is 64.6 km.
The project was initially awarded on 11th May, 2016, and works commenced on 5th August, 2016, after its launch by President Uhuru Kenyatta.
But
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