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@CalvLyfeson
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2 years
He's turning into Hasbulla.
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2 years
Richard Keys' smug reaction after Marcelo Bielsa and Leeds prediction proves spot on
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@CalvLyfeson
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Colin Farrell is playing George Graham in The Batman.
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#ColinFarrell looks barely recognisable as the Penguin! 😳 #Batman2022 #Batman
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@CalvLyfeson
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3 years
No telling how much I'd hate him if he played for a rival. The narky little prick.
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@CalvLyfeson
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1 year
Might join him.
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Camavinga hits the bar
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@CalvLyfeson
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5 years
This was the moment. The moment we started living rent free.
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@CalvLyfeson
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4 years
The fortitude of these reds. Losing the 2018 CL final and returning to win it in 2019. Losing the league last season with a 97 point total and returning this season to incinerate the rest of the league. Genuinely incredible.
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@CalvLyfeson
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3 years
Found the source of the pyro.
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@CalvLyfeson
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7 years
Pellegrino banished van Dijk from Southampton training after he stormed into the canteen singing the Gini Wijnaldum song. (The good Bild)
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@CalvLyfeson
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3 months
Arne Slot rocking up to the AXA for preseason.
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3 years
What if Shearer turned up one week with a full head of hair and refused to admit he used to be bald. Is there a plan in place for that?
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@CalvLyfeson
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3 years
Forcing Noble to take a pen after the news about Boycie is unforgivable.
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@CalvLyfeson
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3 years
This will go down as a "pulsating premier League game" when it's been deeply unfair on Liverpool today. Both pre-match and during the game. A fucking disgrace.
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@CalvLyfeson
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1 year
How do you replace this?
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3 years
Roberto Firmino's wife is pregnant and posted this picture on her Instagram... This cannot be unseen 😂
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@CalvLyfeson
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5 years
Nobody gives a fuck about City's success because it's assumed when you spend that much money to acquire that squad and that manager that the minimum requirement is to win pretty much everything.
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@CalvLyfeson
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6 years
Klopp on Salah's injury: "Nothing serious." James Pearce in 24 hours: "Mo Salah has 2 weeks to live."
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@CalvLyfeson
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4 years
Liverpool are really good. Jurgen Klopp is incredibly special. But it's a bit demoralising seeing other teams buy their way out of a funk in a year when it took us 4 years of building for success to arrive.
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@CalvLyfeson
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5 years
It's weird because Dortmund had a legitimate bus attack and you never hear about it. I'm not condoning what did happen but these lads need to get a grip.
@City_Xtra
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🗣 Vincent Kompany on the 2018 bus attack: “I was on the coach as it was bricked. That moment things changed. The rivalry increased and they became our No 1 team to beat. The mood among City fans towards these games against Liverpool had changed." #MCFC
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United should put Ronaldo on a plane to wherever he wants to go and get rid as soon as they can. They should never have resigned him in the first place. United got played. Simple as that.
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@CalvLyfeson
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3 years
Might join him.
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Vardy hits the bar
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@CalvLyfeson
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3 years
The biggest eye opener from this tournament is English officials are actually terrible and we weren't imagining it.
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@CalvLyfeson
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5 years
Benitez: I was right to call Everton a small club
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@CalvLyfeson
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7 years
Job interview: "So it says here that you're an experienced air traffic controller?" "Yes, I'm a Liverpool supporter."
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@CalvLyfeson
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5 years
THE STANDARD OF THE LEAGUE IS VERY WEAK. We're also the champions of Europe though. THERE'S NO GOOD TEAMS IN EUROPE. We're champions of the wo.... THE ONLY GOOD TEAMS ARE ON MARS.
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@CalvLyfeson
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2 years
Spirit of Shankly are trying to save the soul of this club. Anyone that has an issue with that is the enemy. Simple as that.
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@CalvLyfeson
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2 years
I think Klopp makes it clear that you have to enjoy the success as much as you can. Liverpool have two pots to show off. How many seasons have we been empty-handed? This is important.
@Biggies_MaIIs
Biggies Malls 2.0
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Not gonna lie, I was worried that the players would feel really deflated on the parade today but this is nice to see. I’m sure the reception from the fans will help. Love this club ❤️
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@CalvLyfeson
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10 months
Szobo: How am I doing boss? Stevie:
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@CalvLyfeson
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5 years
All these dweebs picking the reds on FIFA because they're the balls now. I saw you picking Real when I was trying to get a tune out of Shelvey. I see you motherfuckers.
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@CalvLyfeson
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3 years
Keita might die this week.
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@CalvLyfeson
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1 year
Pinned everything on Tchouameni and Bellingham and got neither, leaving the midfield to rot. That's piss poor. Wasted peak seasons of our best players. We've left silverware behind us because of those decisions. Especially last season.
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@CalvLyfeson
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4 years
Turns out he was right.
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4 years
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@Ultra_Suristic
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Barça made Abidal do the dirty work by firing Setien over lunch and then 24 hours later, fired Abidal himself. #M ésQueUnClub
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@CalvLyfeson
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4 years
Losing is fine. Getting hammered isn't.
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@CalvLyfeson
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2 years
Jurgen Klopp is fucking great. He's human. He makes mistakes. But he's one of us and he's perfect for us. Don't let this short term shit ruin that.
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@CalvLyfeson
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4 years
It's because you're a nothing club and it's hard to paint a narrative of adversity and beating the odds when everything is stacked in your favour because you're a front for human rights violators that use blood money to buy success. Hope this helps.
@SirKompany
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I don’t recall the BBC doing a documentary after City won the title after a 44 year wait, or Leicester, am I wrong?
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4 years
Nice to see Milner take Elliott under his wing. He knows what it is like to play PL football at such a young age. He's such a benefit to have around the place.
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@CalvLyfeson
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6 years
Nineteen year old Trent Alexander-Arnold, today's MOTM, is not up for young player of the year. Nearly 25 year old Harry Kane is.
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@CalvLyfeson
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3 months
VAR only works if you have common sense and have played the game a bit. Should only take one look to overturn this and book Havertz for simulation. But when you're a gormless prick like Coote that's completely out of the question.
@EPLBible
EPL Bible
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What’s the point in VAR when it doesn’t see blatant dives like this? 🤔
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@CalvLyfeson
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4 years
Big shout out to Brenda from the kitchen staff, whose redundancy settled this transfer. 👏
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🗞 Central defender Gabriel has joined us from French side Lille on a long-term contract!
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@CalvLyfeson
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6 years
Hahahahaha. Sadio Mane. The Anfield HQ of goal celebrations.
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@CalvLyfeson
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4 years
Off to Barnard Castle.
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@CalvLyfeson
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1 year
Has Josip Guardiola ever won silverware legitimately?
@SkySportsNews
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Barcelona have been charged with corruption, after payments totalling over €7.3m were made to the ex-vice-president of Spain's referees' committee, between 2001 and 2018.
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@CalvLyfeson
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3 years
Seeing lots of "and we kept Origi" after that Ings goal. Ings is only capable of this because we let him go. A good player but he needed to be someone's first choice and get the minutes to get to this level. We don't see this Ings for Liverpool. Why can't people see this?
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@CalvLyfeson
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7 years
Every time Robertson crosses a ball it erases a shit left back from our history. Dossena just went missing from a cinema in Rome.
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@CalvLyfeson
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6 years
Lee Dixon just apologised on NBC in case he offended anyone by saying 'fag' in relation to Sarri's chainsmoking habit.
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@CalvLyfeson
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6 months
No mistake avoided. Had either Lavia or Caicedo signed they'd likely be doing very well for Liverpool. It's all about the manager.
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🇦🇷 Alexis Mac Allister's performance at Bournemouth silenced critics - and suggested Liverpool escaped an expensive mistake by not signing Chelsea duo ✍️ @alansmith90
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@CalvLyfeson
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10 months
There's the stat. 3 red cards in 6 games. 3 in the previous 168. You telling me something doesn't stink?
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@CalvLyfeson
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2 years
Laughing at Everton fans celebrating is proper weird. The relief must be mental.
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@CalvLyfeson
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6 years
The Coutinho gamble paid off. Not something I hope becomes policy. Huge risk not signing a replacement. But Jurgy was right.
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@CalvLyfeson
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5 years
You haven't bottled it if you're a point behind with 9 to play. Rival fans and media have been trying to create this narrative since fucking December. We were never going to win this league at a canter against this City side.
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7 years
Everton are so fucking bad that I'm absolutely convinced they're winning the derby.
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@JacquiOatley
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A man at the back of the Mourinho press conference has just been told off for applauding the Spurs manager as he walked in. #THFC
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@CalvLyfeson
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1 year
Gone full Stevie. How is he not signing for the reds?
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
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📸 - Jude Bellingham doesn't want the camera in his face.
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He'll be having his Chelsea testimonial and they still won't have a fee agreed.
@LFCTransferRoom
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🌖❗️ @alex_crook : Moises Caicedo's Chelsea medical could take place as early as tomorrow.
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@CalvLyfeson
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6 years
Mad how Everton's best day in 23 years was Liverpool playing in a European Cup final.
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@CalvLyfeson
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7 years
Hi @TonyBarrett . As Head of Club and Supporter Liaison can you pass on the message that I think they are incompetent shitcunts? Cheers.
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I'm fine with this. Punish Jurgen for his actions. But only if you're willing to ask the tougher questions. What made him behave like that? Why are officials allowed to get away with failure that would result in terminations in any other field?
@TeleFootball
Telegraph Football
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'Klopp's behaviour should have resulted in his immediate removal to the stands' Comment from @HACKETTREF #TelegraphFootball
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@CalvLyfeson
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6 years
He's the manager of a club that play their football in a war torn region of Ukraine and he would still rather stay than move to West Ham or Everton.
@SkySportsNews
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BREAKING: Paulo Fonseca, who has been linked with managerial vacancies at West Ham and Everton, has signed a new two-year deal with Shakhtar Donetsk. #SSN
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@CalvLyfeson
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@GWijnaldum @Alex_OxChambo Me enjoying this with the lads.
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@CalvLyfeson
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2 years
Fully believe Fernandes would fake his own death to win a penalty. You'd have to call his bluff all the way to filling in his grave.
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@CalvLyfeson
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7 years
Don't shoot the messenger but I've heard from a fairly reliable source that Virgil van Dijk is in Liverpool today. Might be something happening.
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@CalvLyfeson
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7 years
I can confirm Solanke has taken number 9. Firmino will wear the symbol Prince used to call himself.
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@CalvLyfeson
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4 years
Wembley in May.
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@CalvLyfeson
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5 years
Well that's fucking magic tbh. What a fella.
@BSmith
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Trent Alexander-Arnold is still playing out on the pitch, currently putting crosses in for his mates at the Anfield Rd end. #LFC #LFCWOL
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It isn't a media conspiracy. City just isn't good copy. There's no romance. In fact it's the complete opposite. It's completely soulless and goes against everything that's earnest about football. There's nothing to admire.
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@CalvLyfeson
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6 years
We signed Benteke to relegate Villa. Don't think you're the first @SouthamptonFC
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@CalvLyfeson
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4 years
All we need is City to draw Stoke away in the cup on a Tuesday night.
@RafaelH117
Rafael Hernández
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Manchester City wanted to win a Champions League and they will end doing something ten times bigger: signing the greatest of all time.
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5 years
Matip contract is good news but I'm surprised he signed it with Sakho and Ilori the clear first choice partnership.
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2 years
We're so good. I think I've become complacent about it. Feel bad. What a team.
@LFC
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Delivering again in 2021/22 📮 @TrentAA and @andrewrobertso5 ’s assists from last season 👏
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@CalvLyfeson
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3 years
3rd. Ridiculous. With all those players injured. As big an achievement as anything the past few years. Big boy football in the run in.
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@CalvLyfeson
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3 years
Hope these fellas are having a great day. xxxxx
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2 years
Funny. I haven't seen the difference in spending between CL and non CL in the past 4 seasons.
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"I was told quite recently that they have to have two lists of players, the Champions League qualification list and the non. Budgetary wise, it has to be factored in." 🎙 The Gutter 1️⃣ Download our app 2️⃣ Enjoy FREE tokens 3️⃣ Access this podcast 👉👈
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Me when 30 minutes go by without thinking about @VirgilvDijk
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7 years
10 years eh @Torres
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@CalvLyfeson
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5 years
I mean it was a poor performance that day. No disputing it. But I'm finding it very difficult to have a pop at a team that might end the season with 97 points. At a certain point you just need to stop.
@JCuzzy1
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City doing what we couldn't. Beat a crap United side at Old Trafford. And some people were saying it was a good point.
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I want City to win it because it doesn't count in my eyes anyway. But mostly because the only chance we have of City and their ilk being held accountable is for other groups of supporters to experience what we have. That crushing inevitably.
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It isn't enough. Nobody wants spending for the sake of it but they've let us down and we've finally seen the impact on the pitch. A club of our stature should be able to compete more for the best players.
@Dave_Comerford
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According to figures from The Athletic, Liverpool ranks 19th in the Premier League for net owner funding over the last five years at *minus* £37m. I looked at what this might mean for the Reds in a crucial summer.
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@CalvLyfeson
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5 years
Ox back. First team rested. Everton beaten by children. Absolutely incredible day.
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Don't leave man. Look at all these young lads. Desperate to learn. Take a season off. Let Pep have them for a year. We'll all take a 12 month sabbatical and go again.
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@CalvLyfeson
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7 years
Mason Holgate v Bobby Colgate. Biggest PPV event of the year.
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He also immediately made Tim Sherwood look like a fucking eejit with his headed winner against Spurs. #SiSenor
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6 years
With the rumours that Wayne Rooney is off to the MLS after one piss poor season back at Everton let's review the Everton view on his signing less than a year ago.
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@CalvLyfeson
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6 years
A long term injury to Virgil would see the arse fall out of our season. Sign a partner for him that can hold that defence together in his absence.
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2 years
Rafa 2010 vibes here. All the characters you know and love but it's all bad.
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3 years
Chiesa is so good that he could even be the first Italian to be good for Liverpool.
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4 years
Just making it up as they go along really aren't they? As long as he has Bryan Robson's autograph on a tambourine by Friday he won't have to self isolate.
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8 years
Just give us the trophy now.
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6 years
Mo's new messiah celebration is iconic as fuck.
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1 year
Leads with his feet. We've seen it before. Needs to be punished.
@saevarjonsson
Sævar Jóns
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This is not a penalty because? Mr @HACKETTREF
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5 years
I see Joel is a Liverpool supporter.
@IGN
IGN
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The Last of Us Part II takes place five years after the original: see how much Joel and Ellie have changed. ⌚🔪
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5 years
An awful lot looking beyond Porto already. Not into that. It's a good draw. It's not a gimme.
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5 years
Nobody cares because the City owners have done everything possible to kill the competition and turn it into a cakewalk. Liverpool is more compelling because they're refusing to accept that. In the face of ever increasing odds.
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7 years
Oh fuck it.
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5 years
Those 30 seconds was an out of body experience.
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@CalvLyfeson
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7 years
They sold Coutinho and they didn't have a plan. Waiting until the Summer isn't a plan. I'm not saying they're wrong to not spend this month either. But if you sell you best player you need to have a plan.
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6 years
Can't watch United after the reds. Like a different sport.
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5 years
In these circumstances there's no glory. There's nothing compelling about the story. It only becomes interesting if you assemble the most expensive squad ever and still fail. Now that's interesting.
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6 years
I can't just sit there and not acknowledge this.
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7 years
Sell him. Sell the club. Turn Anfield into an IKEA. Give us some peace.
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7 years
Mad how Danny Ings has spent the majority of his two seasons at Liverpool injured and still managed to score in a derby.
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