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@guideforlovers
It’s not one 👀
Here’s a list of a few:
• You’re the most important person in your own life, don’t you ever lose sight of that.
• School isn’t a scam please, study well.
• if you can afford to, please learn a skill
• When it comes to the dating world, especially if
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At exactly 14:45 today
After multiple “unfortunately” these past months, I’ve finally gotten this Job 💪
The company’s manager just called to congratulate me
My day is made y’all
Finally, Finally ✌🏾
Alhamdulillah 🙏
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@Egooyibo_m
Pesin talk ham for her bio say “nothin to see here, just vibes” una still Dey surprised?
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All out last night in Brixton, London for
@stonebwoy
Thanks to my Ghanaian friends.
Africa to the 🌎
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@only_1_zee
@MensahEstherOmo
Might have been the air freshener you used, maybe his friend is allergic to the smell and left the room for him, e don happen to me before, you should call him & apologize
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@OluAyoola7D
I don give up on my political career before, but as i see this your campaign bros, make I go revive ham, campaign manager don dey, Lion for life, e no go better for tiger
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@wHeresWallac3
@mxmsworld
You’re still waiting till you exit? The minute she stands up beside me to go entertain him, I’m gone.
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@ojay_obin
Na everybody Dey see shege for marriage, make anybody no con use “the women gave up their voices” blindfold us for here, there’s a reason lots of men die first, they’ve served their family with all they’ve earned, when the pikin get money finish, na Hin mama hin go first sing
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@Novic_Cole
@AlmaChronicle
That’s the only thing actually made me cringe, like why are y’all dancing?
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@Miz_Fey
@MzHorlabc11
You have time, leave internet people, reality hits different, dem no dey tell pesin, these people saying otherwise will most definitely do more, but we’re on Twitter na, everybody na boss
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@insanespotter
@SavvyRinu
@Tbukunmi01
Una see say pesin username na “INSAN£ POTTER” una still Dey follow ham argue? Insan£ pesin?
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@Kecyy
“Let me know when my flight is available”
😭 😭
Second hand embarrassment almost killed me
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@waruwk
@Only_Kamoo
But they’re mature enough to buy alcohol, to open onlyfans, to sleep with men for money, to do everything in this world until they date older men
Una dey craze
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@_EtniesJags
Imagine telling a woman “My energy is low right now and I don’t want to make you feel uncomfortable with my moodiness, can I get you an Uber” 😂 😂
First of all, you won’t be the one getting the Uber, that’s coming out of her “vex money”
You wan make babe comot your side na
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Day 2 at work.
I hope say my employer name no Dey show for background
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On this issue of reporting people to their employers, while it’s understandable as to why some of you endorse such actions and why you think it’s okay to report those who sexually assault others to their employers which is perfectly fine, I’d genuinely love to know exactly where
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@anike_akoriola
@mz_curio
@chayilll
See as I burst laugh, if na your hand dem carry that phone ehn, na outside you 4 sleep 😂
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@egi_nupe___
I Dey uk bros, it’s my 3rd year here, something dey, e go just take time ni, e be like crypto, you won’t achieve everything in a rush, no be get rich scheme as it seems to people, but with time, things go begin dey soft
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@EdmundOris
This is actually a very embarrassing take, even tacha & phyna wouldn’t tweet this
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@Emmanue75016526
@noni_delite
@DBG31236522
@cnni
Never uninstall your vpn o bros, dem go soon ban this app again
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@sweetlovincedez
@MamaTea_
Do you have a YouTube channel? If you don’t, you should start one and start making jokes, cos you’re a comedian.
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@Wizarab10
You lack abundance mindset, talk and sleep with more women, there are over 4 billion of these beautiful creatures in the world, move like the King that you are, I wish you the best bro
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@I_am_Blazzer
@Fayokunmii
She’s not lying about her brother though, he makes music, hopefully, he blows someday
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@Mzwayne007
@Tejumola__
@thedarknative
Please thank her for us o please, we’ll bring something for her from Califor-N-I-A when we go to see Jay Z
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@Tolani__O
@Moskeda_Pages
You people never take responsibility for any wrongdoing, una and accountability be like day and night
She was in a relationship, what exactly was she even doing with another man at 3am “laughing her ass off”
But if it was a man, una no for gree us rest, Talmbout “it has to be
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@Wizarab10
This drink and i almost killed each other when I newly moved to England, winter too then, almost everyday, I don free ham now, make pesin no go craze
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@CaringSwiss01
@KingOpeOfAbj
@OlayiwolaMoney
@AbisolaAlawode
Listen to yourself again pls, just listen to what you just said or read what you just typed
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@Elkrosmediahub
You could make them send you voice notes on WhatsApp too and keep it, haven’t seen my mom in about 2 years but I screen record each and every FaceTime session we have
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@_ebelechukwu
This has absolutely nothing to do with who said it, it’s more about where and the timing, you’d speak to your son inlaw in private about things like these, not come to their party and say it publicly, what she said isn’t wrong, it’s the place, man or woman, no one should do that
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This will forever be my take on false accusations.
You wrongly accuse me of rape, I spend years of my life in prison for something I didn’t do, just ensure you disappear with everyone and everything you love by the time I’m out.
I’m a very vindictive human being, it scares me
Because men are stupid even when they are wronged by women. If the court doesn't handle it, you take care of it yourself.
Once people start disappearing after false rape allegations, the court will take it seriously.
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@Dayveed_Ade
I’d rather not drop anything than drop 3,000 naira sha, and if I was the groom, I’d rather you don’t drop anything fr, and this has nothing to do with entitlement, if he’s in debt, it’s understandable, hence, let him kukuma not bother, but don’t send me 3k, that’s £2, that’s
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@desmond_ibude
It’s actually “I don’t want your girlfriend to comman beat me o”
You’ll now respond “which girlfriend? Is it the one you gave me?”
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@aliyu_akarim2
@MGAWMC
You made a mistake bro 😂 he didn’t become an unappointed guard to protect his family name o, he did so he doesn’t end up spending the rest of the year in kirikiri chopping slaps for something he knows nothing about
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@Bigwizzybaby001
@Steadi_lady
Pesin collect pesin husband, you say dem Dey judge ham, ment innit?
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@maziibe_
This one just Dey lie for everybody say e be ibo man, na ilorin man Ibe be, I fit take my balls swear
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@Wizarab10
“Happy wife, Happy Life”
ETYW
Eyin ati Tani?
My vetting process is even way too thorough for me to end up with nonsense though, let’s begin from there, if you’re not in a good relationship with your father, I won’t even be talking to you sef to begin with, if your dad isn’t
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@Es3os3
@PapaAkudo
@imoteda
''Privilege blinds, because it's in its nature to blind,'' she said. ''Don't let it blind you too often. Sometimes you will need to push it aside in order to see clearly. ''
—Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
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It’s not one 👀
Here’s a list of a few:
• You’re the most important person in your own life, don’t you ever lose sight of that.
• School isn’t a scam please, study well.
• if you can afford to, please learn a skill
• When it comes to the dating world, especially if
Men who are over 30:
Give one piece of advice to men who are in their 20s.
It can be about anything.
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@Letter_to_Jack
Na useless person she be, omo irankiran
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@LONNIMIII
@artless_space
His right hand gripping your neck keh
The justice system in Nigeria is not good o ehn ehn
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@seunosewa
@arojinle1
There’s not a single logical reasoning parameter in the world, no matter how you twist it will this point of yours ever make any sense, if any at all? It’s 0.00001 % sense in a 100
There’s not one lifetime where a bear is to be compared to a man irrespective of the damages men’s
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@ganymedescrater
She gets complacent when she’s assured you’re hers, simple logic, so don’t give her that, make her happy today, decline her calls tomorrow.
Women wants to feel something, an emotion, positive or negative, it doesn’t matter, she just needs to feel something to keep her alive, so
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@Wizarab10
People swore there was nothing like sexual compatibility here on the TL the other day, dem say na sexual discipline Dey, I Dey look una, now here’s someone with a good marriage having to deal with this, I’m sorry bro if you’re seeing this, it’s sad fr
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@OtuMariam
@XBrianDennis
Comprehension is very important in life, you should take a course in it
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@Wizarab10
As someone who japa’d over 2 years ago and currently living in England, I’ll tell you this sincerely and from the depth of my heart, please I beg you, please leave Nigeria and come here bro, you’re young and it’s worth it, please come over here.
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We can’t even talk anymore, just so we don’t offend the cabals
So we’re supposed to not talk?
What in the world is now the essence of NIUK then? Why can’t I say things that’s hurting that another Nigerian did to me?
Kini gbogbo nonsense yi?
From where to where?
How? Why?
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@O_omayoza
@AkwariCharles
Did he say something wrong? Or you just don’t have transport fare as well
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@Officialikenna
@Wizarab10
As you use style enter my IDOLO cR7 for here, God no go forgive you o bro 😂
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@taiwoebenezer01
@Letter_to_Jack
It scares me so much that your vote counts as much as everyone else’s.
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@ArcaneAce
@dachykes
@Mr_Lumii
@ms___dale
Honestly, no be simple English bros, I even think say na to cross leg e mean 😂
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@bonaogeto
@MrBlackOG
You’d over enjoy it bro, I can assure you, watched it about 7 years ago, my top 5 still
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@Agu_Bu_Agu
@Rihanatsona
@TitilopeOyegun1
You Dey mind them? People wey Dey craze, they didn’t date a 23 year old man when they were 23, they went for older men then, but now, they want the same men they ignored then to come for them now and not the 23s, delusion at its peak
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@lollypeezle
God actually did save you bro, it’s hard and I’m sorry you’re going through all that, but God really loves you, move out of the house so you can find peace, you’ll be fine bro, keep your head up, God Dey for you
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Hi guys, please, how do y’all make international calls, specifically to Nigeria
Can you guys please recommend the apps you use?
Thank you.
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London is beautiful, though expensive
I’ll be buying a house somewhere here someday
Insha Allah 🙏
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I’ve always been a strong advocate for “exiting the friendship if that isn’t what you want”
She won’t sleep with you, but she’d sleep with another man that isn’t you while keeping you as a friend just so she’d tell you about the men that slept with her and left her hanging
Women love milking free attention & resources from guys that they don't sexually desire
The notion "women and men can be friends" is a convenient excuse for them to do this (plausible deniability)
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The first time the idea of reporting people to their employers sprung up on here, I refrained from commenting on it, because in my experience, sooner or later, certain people would twist it and use it in fueling their own agendas and personal vendettas against those they disagree
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